Karl Pilkington and Warick Davis go shopping

[Music] if I'm being honest what I'm worried about with you tagging along you know are you going to become a hindrance just a second am I no don't I want to get this straight from the start am I tagging tagging along feels like you're slightly doing this under Jess and I you well I I don't know why we're doing this no it's not hanging along we are going on a trip together and I'm charged with opening your eyes to some to the way the world really is but what why what where I I'm I'm more traveled and more experienced yeah but you're small-minded well Ricky sold it to me as I might get in the world record box for going around with you what's the record there's there you can't say there's a record for going around the world with a dwarf that's not there's that there isn't one I've looked there isn't one so so we can make one that's ridiculous well what are you saying then you go around the world you don't rush you don't Dole but you take in the site so when we go around and we come back we are full of culture and knowledge and we've brought something away from it we've not just got jet lag and a tropical disease I know but it's just funny hearing you talk like this cuz I probably had that attitude at the beginning and when you do it you're yourself to death you got a temperature you're having a bollock for lunch you know from some animal you've never heard of I doubt you'll be saying oh yes I'm loving the culture you'll be pissed [Music] off this is the sort of book we want look the travel book a journey through every country in the [Music] world looks amazing there's a glacia there how long do you think the longest cat is longest cat in the world I can't believe I'm thinking about this I I know it's 6 foot 123 CM what are you in centimeters um about 105 I think so this cat is longer than you that's a domestic cat that's amazing Carl look at some of these SES I'm looking at a cat here that's playing a piano you're showing me an old rock this is what I'm talking about you just got such a blinker view of everything he hasn't got a clue he actually thinks here it's going to Carl can you just help us with these books I need to put them [Music] back that's all I'm going to be doing I'm a helper do you keep wandering off you going to keep doing this when we're on our trip well we just keep bickering a this hard work this is isn't it he sees negative in everything everything I say he wants to find a fault in it um I don't think I've ever met anybody with a such an Outlook I'm not good around enthusiastic people if family's like me we don't get enthusiastic about anything we always expect the worst so that when it happens we're now to deal with it how's he going to deal with it he's not going to deal with it I've got kids at home I'm trying to think how I enthuse them about things I normally bribe them sweets or something maybe that works we can't I don't know see that's why that BL Cut the Rope in it and touching the void he had someone like him look at the mountain it's another one we've seen him and cut it all right how we going yeah I'm just n the wiser as to what I was meant to get out of today with Warick what have they got in these to start with they feel heavy what do you mean I went into the camping shop and he said no carry this bag for me get me that off that shelf won't you well he he just kept giving me signs that walking around for hours he won't be able to do stuff himself I said to him I said I don't want you being a hindrance to me yeah but I don't want to be lugging your stuff about I'm looking after my own stuff a girl is super well exactly so why have you sorted him out for me is a bit long isn't it he put Wellies on he had to tuck his bollocks in there's nothing that's a standard thing that fits him which means he's going to be saying oh M mid well is a chafing not his ankles his ball sack so I don't know I don't know and I told him if he goes down for whatever reason and he needs me help I've got to drag him now what I did was you're talking about it like you're in Vietnam he's not going to go down is he I asked him to get in a rook sack in case he did go down and he wasn't happy about that I don't think I'll ever feel the need to get in the backpack honestly honestly I don't know why he's not happy I'm the one carrying him I'm not getting in the backpack not getting in the backpack not getting in the backpack it's not funny really if we're in the middle of nowhere yeah and we have to you know he's talking about Cen rangatangs now I don't know how they act around someone of his size I don't know what whether they just seen black and white and to him he's one of them I I don't know honestly I don't but why him what's what's the reason for teeking him what's he bringing to the party here and I I thought it' be funny

Channel: Danny Monnox

Views: 2,626,197

Keywords: 2EDVD0775, Title4

Id: zULauw4uRA8

Length: 6min 17sec (377 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 11 2013