Jojo's Condensed Adventure: Battle Tendency

jesus christ no i'm joseph joestar the fearless hero of this part is that a stain on your new jacket oh my god [Music] okay so i know what you're going to say our family friend speedwagon is dead and like a vampire is on the way to kill us or something ah well yeah i bloody guessed it according to the script your next line is sorry for making your granny sad mr joestar smokey like i don't mean to alarm you or anything but there is something really spooky behind you spooky like what [Music] well at least i still have my looks i suppose i may have overestimated the situation speedwagon is alive and in mexico [Music] we have successfully contained this superhuman being in order to harness its power using the wonders of german technology hey bro come any closer and i will detonate joseph quit we have to find a way to get into italy and locate a flamboyant sidekick that allowed us to feed the rest of those beefcakes i've got an idea [Music] hello mate pleased to finally meet you do you want to go find some uh beefcakes yeah why should that last time a member of my family helped a member of yours it didn't end very well they lost their best friend to learn this and also their legs it'll be fine you won't be cross you're nowhere near tough enough to stop us taking the red gem of ultimate power and dominating the world well thought foreign yeah it's time to bloody well babe please come on be quiet you have 30 days to train and try and stop us again wow that's actually very generous of you considering you could kill us right now only a fool would have tried this dirty dies i will help you train or my name isn't lisa now try to escape my big wet hole part of welsh ice but impressive concept that's the pile i don't know actually i kind of like what you're actually paying me what the hell are you for doing all this time oh nothing a little bit of this little bit of that ah you've escaped my big hole i see now your training is complete and you can help me protect this special red mac guffin blurry that [Music] finally my luck is beginning to turn [Laughter] [Music] welcome i can take your bags and precious gems now that we are fully trained the eustronzo's better start praying to the lord baby jesus christ you know i was really starting to like that fellow bathtub boy but you clearly missed and now you've offered up a window to a whole new world of fight we'll be fine wait a second [Music] joseph where's my pantalani is there a coconut i'll save you using the power of nazi science [Applause] [Music] oh my freaking eyes [Music] finally with this power i have become the ultimate life form my goodness well i'm glad you could all turn up for the final scene but we kind of blew it so see you all in hell joseph wait since we're going to die we might as well tell you who your real mother is mate hold on a second i'm really good at this your next line is [Music] so where are we flying to [Music] [Music] wow i think that's enough drama for one lifetime pregnant [Applause] oh my god i'm late for my plane [Music] you

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Keywords: jojo, jojomemes, jojo'sbizarreadventure, jjba, battle tendency, jojo animation, jjba animation, jojo condensed, jjba condensed, jojo part 2, part 2, araki, joseph joestar, caesar zeppeli

Id: Klm0EsF59ww

Length: 6min 12sec (372 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 06 2022