Jim Gaffigan & Seinfeld getting coffee

has there been anything that you turned down that you look back and yeah I know what time did you wake up today 6 15. did you meditate yeah what do you have for breakfast grapefruit I was looking forward to having breakfast with you did you work out yup how do you work out Zumba you drank coffee right when you wake up or do you wait I waited today what's more annoying the traffic or me asking these questions Mr Jim Gaffigan you want to hear a funny story about me and no save it this is a Jerry Seinfeld here's Michael let me Jerry Hi how are you Hi Jim how are you good that was one of my Offspring I I can't help you with that let's go get some coffee hi Jerry you how are you fresh and sweet nice showered for this [Music] I open for uh the pope yes I know that I did an episode of this show with the president and you've performed for the pope yeah this wasn't really the plan that was it this wasn't who we thought we were no no we started this I'm a comedian who shows up with a bag a lot of young comedians show up and they act like they're just gonna make things up up there I'm like a comedian who does his homework me too it's called survival is what I call it I just improvise okay I'll see you in 25 years let's see what you can improvise then you'll improvise we also have it in a loafer that's what you'll be improvising I tried to just remove things that would distract from Material remove I cannot believe how similar we are you're a big influence on me is it Jerry yeah did you ever see that Dutch film where the serial killer does the chloroform this has a little bit of that feel oh this is great you know what I'm talking about you know what I missed that Dutch film but I've seen all the others could you ever leave New York I don't think so there's an efficiency here I feel like I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna get something and then I'm gonna leave when you do go other places and you're like is this the first day for everyone in a drug store like running this hotel I've been chatting with people all day I appreciate your kindness but I'm just actually want the room convenience is important yeah it's another amazing thing yeah people always talk about like the the best burger and I'm like I want the closest Best Burger I don't want to go on some Adventure do you feel like having children in some ways ruined pizza for you have you been to a child's birthday party where there wasn't Pizza no there's more often pizza at a birthday parties and there's cake you sound like a politician he doesn't want to talk about any real issues there's often Pizza let me tell you more than cake the biggest thing I had to deal with when I started was stage fright what made you keep going the first time I did it I remember thinking it's like coming up with a new line on stage there's just nothing better so it was chasing that kind of buzz that calm that empowerment of making strangers not just laugh but changing their mood is horseback riding fun or we just been off of the Horse no but like seriously besides 13 year old girls back Friday I mean seriously right so you pull up in a car that has like 250 horsepower the horse is going really you can get anywhere you want and you're still gonna sit on my back so the space shuttle was estimated to have 20 million horsepower why are we still comparing it to the horse is there any chance that we would go back in case of shuttle broke do you have 20 million friends we want to go ahead with this right it has an idea for a bit about dry cleaning when you take your dry cleaning to a store you can take it to any dry cleaner you want yeah but when you pick it up you can only go to one now that is not a joke yeah but that's how comedians think when you're going you can go to anyone if you're picking up you can only go to one of course do you think strip clubs are weird yeah they're a little weird I mean I'm a fan of naked women what's like cooking shows we're not going to get any of this food but we're going to make it so great looking and then the show's over does your son love cars no he doesn't no is there a sense of disappointment no it's actual disappointment [Music] here should you have 13. and my wife would you do a show with your wife focus on my marriage I really want to make my wife happy I'll do anything are you getting this to make my wife happy of course so of course so to make her work for me does not seem like what she would have wanted when she met me oh there's a cop in the back yeah is that a cop yeah that's a bad cop I think a sense of humor is a form of intelligence right um no no I guess my point is I'm brilliant right few words until you said right right afterwards I was really ready to sign off on you being brilliant until you went right right it's amazing how antiquey everything is you know what's funny about your voice it's very high and very low at the same time like when you said it's amazing it was like very high and gay yeah and then no antique everything Tiki yeah now can I say it's very high in gay can I say that I don't have any problem with that do you ever consider how lucky the opportunity to do what you enjoy that's insane right um no you had a job yeah you left yeah nobody else left so what's so why are you so lucky because you had the courage to do it and that's just luck too you're right Jerry I'm asking no I find this interesting what about your talent is that was that just luck what about the gift of being able to work hard is that luck right when do I get any credit for doing anything then how you doing good I was wondering you don't need to wonder okay we'll just tell you sure I would love a cup of coffee yes please please I never had a waiter say that right wondering I was wondering like he's just walking around the kitchen I wonder if those guys wanted anything when I move to New York I told people in my hometown in Indiana I remember one of my friends saying you live in New York how'd you get that like he expected me to say well my dad knows the mayor you can just go there did your parents take it to like to the state fair it wasn't when you were growing up on your farm save money to get shoes for winter I had a joke about birthday cake in a conference room how like it's Bill's birthday you're like I hate that guy this cake in the comments very much you're probably gonna say hi see how he's oh yeah right that's fine we both want pastrami yes yes that's what we want perfect oh my God that is good oh my God that's gosh that's good that's really really good right this sandwich this is from a different era I could stop I don't have to eat both sides but I am [Music] it's insane it's really good like it's good that's a beautiful thing I am so happy right now this is a home run I don't want this moment to end I worked in this advertising agency when I moved to New York and I worked on the floor it was predominantly Jewish I was kind of the token koi so at one point they said go get a slot back so I call it but I'm like yeah I need a shop vac and people like what I didn't know what schlep was right it's a great story right put that in there that's it I didn't know what a bag was so we all have friends that never got married and never had kids because whenever a comedian male or female when they're getting married there's every other comedian's like really think of me 30 year old guy 50 year old woman we're just like let's see girls the hand went up a volunteer machine so you're gonna ruin their lives when I opened for the Pope I was in this constructed temporary Amphitheater there's three million people on the Ben Franklin Parkway so I'm up and I'm on stage one of my jokes was like look I'm gonna be up here for like 10 minutes I know a lot of you probably gonna want to leave but please stick around club's coming up they're obviously just there to see him it's my favorite Jerry Seinfeld story so we're doing stand-up for Heroes hosted by Jon Stewart Bill Cosby me Jerry Seinfeld and Louis CK so I go out and I'm nervous this is back before everyone hated Bill Cosby and so Bill Cosby does his set and then I'm introduced and so I spent like my entire set going all right I have to go on after Bill Cosby so then I go thanks enjoy the rest of the show and I walk off and Jerry Gus the rest of the stuff the rest of this the rest do you watch the shows no do you watch no so you don't watch anything baseball I just like it it's interesting it's real no one's trying to pretend to be anything I can't take anyone pretending to acting I can't take it because Jim Gaffney show is very good it's very good yeah I like the title of it it's good right yeah it's fresh but it's been done right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right yeah right right yeah right right right yeah right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right so what absolutely right right right right right right right right right right yeah right yeah right right [Music] you can open these are your jealousies do you know the word jealousy do you know jealousy you bring that up like people talk about jealousies all the time well you grew up in Indiana yeah so where they use jealousy yeah this this is a jealousy what is a jealousy as for this type of window you crank it and it opens up and you get ventilation oh so it kind of like like a prison yeah like a prison [Laughter]

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Length: 11min 47sec (707 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 04 2023