Jerma Streams - Vampire Survivors (Part 2)

all right i'm gonna i'm gonna play i okay i have some i have to admit something to you i played vampire survivors off stream i know i'm sorry uh we're gonna play a little bit though i unlocked some stuff i know people are gonna be mad like played without us played without us yeah all right give me one second i'm gonna switch that's creepy that was creepy maybe i'll do like one or two rounds just to kind of a pallet cleanse that weird experience right did you like it i mean you can't how do you like that experience right it's not awful but it did like it it did what it was trying to do and like kind of freak you out and make you feel awful you know what i mean it's like oh dude did you didn't you love that no i like i hated that it sucked but that's like exactly what they were going for right so i mean yeah it got it did what it was doing what was trying to do so yeah all right vampire survivors coming up cool yeah we need a little bit of a detox here yeah oh that's loud what's the title right now haunted coffee shop winding down with some vampire survivors that's pretty accurate so yeah i unlocked a few more weapons uh holly and i were playing it because i kind of couldn't get enough so you know your titles went from amazing to dog shit yeah but do i give me i have whatever so the last thing that i did i can turn it up a little bit that's too low oh i want to go over this too because this is something that is very new so i'm going to talk to ludwig but we might need to move a few things around because we planned on friday for being that kind of pvp night but i think we need a little bit more time we'll see um on friday i'm gonna do something that i've never done before this is something that's brand new to the channel and some of you in pre-stream already know what i'm talking about i'm doing my first ever sponsored game stream that's for real not a joke uh there's been remember a few months ago when i signed with uh evolved and then we're gonna start doing um sponsorships and some of the bigger streams will have more sponsors and i'll be able to try to make some extra money to be able to do some more of these things uh there's been quite a few things that i could have done already and i said no but i'm very selective uh the thing that's happening on friday the game looks fun i actually went in and played the demo and i was like oh this actually seems pretty cool the game is the serpent rogue it actually looks really fun uh it's something that looks pretty interesting it's all about the money isn't it i thought it was going to be a different game no and look uh okay let me i got to be let me be really clear with this sponsors on this stream i'm going to be pretty selective on right if something looks like it's something i'd be interested in something that i think would be cool or that i think would be oh this looks like it might be fun to play then yeah if there's if there's an opportunity then yeah but i'm not just going to do something just because just to do it that's just not going to happen um so i would rather have those things happen naturally than just oh yeah like sure i'll do anything um so i can at least try to tell you that anything that's a sponsor on this stream is something that i have like used before something i thought was interesting or that i thought like actually that makes sense i could kind of gel with the community right so i mean every sponsor is going to be yes i'm sponsored to play it yes i'm sponsored to show it but i have the opportunity to be able to say yes or no every time um so you should run ads as well let's not let's not talk let's not get there yet let's not uh let's not get there yet i don't i don't think so i don't think that's going to have to happen for any reason yeah the serpent wrote it looks fun it looks actually really cool it's a game where it's like you it's an action adventure where you make potions and shit i actually looked i was looking you know played the demo seems pretty good yet no can you monetize your breath yet all right i unlocked some people i want to show you who they are because they're cool i unlocked this guy rambo this oh soul this was pretty cool this dog i'm excited you deserve the opportunities but i don't i don't want to just do it just to do it right and i mean eventually some of the idea behind some of this stuff is okay subs and bits don't like it you guys don't like need to do that right if i get to a point where i'm making more money through sponsorships then subs do you guys i could do we could just fucking watch you know i mean um and you don't have to worry about that and even now even right now you don't have to worry about that so i'm trying to make a a reasonable balance and obviously obviously i'm trying to make some money too because not just for the big show is right because big shows really are expensive and some of these shows are half kind of paid for but not really and then we have to figure out how to get the rest uh but some of these opportunities some of these projects i mean they're they're potentially in the hundreds of thousands of dollars hundreds of thousands so i want to make sure that i'm going to be able to pay for them and like not have to worry about it right so that's the long and short of it i want to try to be transparent this greedy motherfucker don't worry about it bro yeah i but i've never done it before ever and it's something that i always said if i was going to ever do it then i would want to make sure i was kind of on my own terms right i unlocked these two yeah all right let's do xp a lot of xp cooldown area and speed and magnet okay and and don't don't get me wrong like i said uh there there's been at least a few opportunities that i've just been like no i don't think so just straight up and that's gonna continue to happen all right i'm gonna that's gonna keep happening okay so i need to survive on green acres this is gonna be hard random enemy waves from normal stages and enemy health plus fifty percent it's gonna be fucking hard all right let's go for it enjoy your bit right so uh this dog spits out these flowers that shoot up behind you they're pretty cool this music is pretty good too 160p that was a good title what was wrong with that one oh i unlocked this too this is uh these are guns bars quickly in four fixed directions see if i can get both why are you fighting the vote soy woe jack this is 50 more health than random enemies i haven't even tried this one uh i mean i love lightning lightning bronzing the best but that's friday and friday we were thinking of doing the element ring pvp stuff but i gotta i gotta talk to ludwig because we gotta figure out how that's gonna play out i think we need a little more time oh god yeah we'll chill for a little bit i'll play around too see if i can beat the game at least once they have way more health this actually is kind of hard so the next stream will be on friday that's what i'm planning on okay damage what do i have i need the duplicator ring the other gun i need tiramisu i don't think the flower has it evolved i think it's gonna finish just damage use the knife oh god but to cap the sponsor thing there's like a few streams this year that i really want to do and i need to be able to pay for them stuff that i've always wanted to do stuff that i've like that i really care about and i've said this to you guys before and i have to reiterate it sometimes the stuff that keeps me interested is what keeps me in this chair and that stuff doing those shows doing the big stuff is what is keeping me interested that's what keeps me interested so i want to try to do the things that i want to try to do the game audio oh i don't know what i just bought what was it what happened what did i just buy oh i think it was another level of something what was it i'm crashing again he's gone oh actually gone [Music] um hello [Music] oh no he left the chair he took the money and ran he left the chair [Music] i really hope you guys understand the last 10 to 15 seconds is probably the most important uh thing i've ever said in my entire life on stream ever and i really just hope you guys understand the last probably 15 seconds is the most important ever glad you got to hear it oh i like oh these guys respawn oh my god i'm gonna die i need some help hello that is that is so important to me that is so important to me that is like the most important thing it's so important to me that you guys that i can talk to you like this at the last minute i've never said anything like that ever to anybody let alone people on a stream so like i'm really glad that you got to hear it the last 20 to 30 seconds again i've never talked like that to anybody i'm so glad that i could say it to you oh i'm so happy i could get it off my chest quits uh i think my internet's like fucked up right now it's like 10 o'clock at night what's happening here [Music] oh i'll take the fire wand sorry i'm kind of playing like shit i'm just making sure my streams fill up uh we're good am i all right all right i gotta pay attention because i've just i can read him shit you're stuck uh refresh yeah refresh we're good all right there we go level two [Music] hey dude erectile dysfunction is isn't rare you're not alone all right double getting chat yeah i know i'm just like looking at the bitrate i'm just concerned all right there we go all right i can evolve this now the tiramisu is a revive but it also evolves the gun that's a real mega lolly where's every omega one omega loan uh why is everybody a mega loan whatever it's art i think it's if you have if i get at least two more of these i think i'll be fine i hope so [Music] yeah i mean why is there a mega low yes nice [Music] oh actually i got the upgrade that's cool that's pretty cool i might have to restart this run this is not a great one i got hit i don't know why was my chat being weird oh i cannot see the chat anymore this word he's back what oh chat back out please that was so emotional uh sorry mods uh i apologize i think i can salvage this actually damned oh i have a revive that's right oops sorry i was too busy looking over is that a joke um i don't i don't know what it looked like you suck at this no i'm just not paying that much attention wait did it was i in the chair there was a point when i was not in the chair right have i been wait have i been in the chair the whole time like i've been sitting in this chair the whole time you were always in the chair really fuck i i killed the internet and like got out of frame and it came back and it was live for like 30 seconds and then i turned the internet i just switched the internet again i turned it back on and i was sitting in the chair again [Music] but it didn't work i never left the chair how that makes no sense dude i was live with the chair for at least a minute at least like i was not in the chair and i crawled around the bottom i wonder if it's if it's here like on my obs because i will show you i will oh it got eaten by the buffer uh but no uh that if i did that once the other like 15 times would not have joked i did it one time because i was like whatever it's happening every fucking 30 seconds anyway all of them were legitimate like this my internet just fucked up right now uh except for the one that i tried to go away from the chair yeah these these these are real i'm dead maybe not let me let me try to salvage this one i can [Music] alright let's get some help i should be all right nevada is a wasteland okay i died on purpose because i want to do a real one let's go new title you lost like 5k viewers from that well i mean i get i mean it's like at 10 o'clock at night pacific my internet's being a piece of shit oh i'm telling i swear only one of those was a joke the other 15 were real so i figured it was like all right this is just happening anyways i just will try to do something funny with it all right perfect let's go this is the real one this win all right good good good good good i want the whip feels like every time there's an elden ring stream this bandwidth problems that is fucking weird sorry for swearing that is very that's odd why is that right that's very strange okay definitely want i'll take the sand to water give me these there we go duplicator hell yeah evolve that into the super lighting and be good to go circular motions are really good with this because they spread around just give you a little defense yeah i think so good upgraded uh santa destroyer into water whatever more heroes also keep in mind i'm playing on the hard mode where the enemies have 50 more help i'm going to try to survive 30 minutes i want that all right uh definitely that one upgraded dusting looks much better uh more dusting [Music] that's not bad ooh nice even more projectiles very oh that's okay okay okay that's okay very good this is to do the song of mana right is this part simulator um no this is better bad all right does not read his chat every time you see me go like this i'm looking at chat like here is like the top of the chat here is the bottom of chat this is me looking at me what's going on dude how you doing i'm doing pretty good here i am or ask through more enemies all right this is looking like it's going to play out pretty well i'm happy with this more dusting dustin kind of sucks early but it's really great later don't look i just did ooh all right okay okay okay i want the other gun because now i'm gonna shoot double and now i need the tiramisu and this thing can get upgraded again i can't put my finger but jeremy looks weird tonight looks like we got facial reconstruction surgery the fuck man what the fuck what the hell dude what the fuck that's so fucking weird i see it [Music] it's the fucking hair [Music] i don't know what it is you guys are crazy yep i didn't say it was bad yeah but that's kind of in that like imply that i got a bunch of surgery on my face you look like you're wearing somebody else's skin look at the spam here this is awesome i need a couple evolutions now otherwise by 10 minutes is it going to be a disaster it's the okay you know what it is it's the fact that light in the room is off the ring light is on and i haven't had a haircut guess what going on i just thought about that guy that said oh hey dude um what's the baseball stream i'm like a new viewer and then paul fondler replied said oh it's dude he's going to shove an entire baseball up his ass then the more that i've thinking about this and me and holly were talking about that they're laughing our asses off about this because it's like why would i need four or five months of planning to do that like oh here it is guys the big baseball stream and i shove a baseball up my ass oh guys get hyped the baseball stream is in four months why would it why would i need to do that huh oh that's so fucking funny that's like so funny even no idea more than i think about that she's like why imagine me announcing that guys get hyped for the baseball stream yo baseball yeah what's gonna happen is i'm gonna be on camera and i'm gonna shove a baseball up my ass fuck you fuck jam let's go what i'm like hyping that up for months there's so many layers to why i think that that is really funny and i'm like piping it up for once and then i just get permanently banned in 10 seconds like what what did i what do you think is going to happen why would that ever be something that you get hyped about it's insane there's so many layers i just can't that's such an onion all right i want the whip though look at how good the gun is it's insane it's so good what crazy screams it's been wild they've just been a few wild ones over the last week or two here they get they're getting a little wild i want the cast in here because i wonder where it is when i get full levels i want to be able to upgrade something okay yeah don't die i gotta collect stuff for the wedding i need four good and i also think about this stuff too the guy that wrote that what are you up to right now like what are you like what is it what's your day look like today you doing are you doing good like you're just hanging out like who what what is the ball fondler's like pain today you know i'm kind of curious is the cooldown game all right oh i hope the ball finally was like doing good you know okay hold on please give it to me all right level eight dust is now a heal very big deal almost have this maximum all right that's one max do i have them both maxed out i need a little bit more getting there the dust is now healing shitload so it's really really good jesus i need something to evolve right now very soon i get overwhelmed guys another chest oh just all right collectathon lightning uh pull down i want that this thing goes crazy oh lightning ring i have duplicator yeah i do [Music] lightning almost there come on i'm almost halfway there way too dank actually it's kind of loud thanks for letting me know there's so many chests just give me a max thing already come on and then we can just coast i could open one of them maybe that might be not a bad idea oh shit oh shit all right oh okay these bats are the worst i need chicken okay back this way more chicken get it if i had a vacuum this would be amazing level 8. there we go perfect hell yeah all right now i need those chests and watch this super gun they fear raggy scales with revivals watch this yep now i have another room for another weapon too lightning rod eight hell yeah go with whip thunder thunder loop evolve lightning strikes twice i'm more confident that i'll be fine area of attack i think i want that i need what do i need for this yeah actually no oh yeah until i figure out what other weapon i want whip again clip again oh yep i'll take it there's another one there too i'm gonna save that other one as well it's on because the cool down it's on permanently kind of distracting maybe i should just get area and forget about another upgrade this area would be this would just keep spreading out like balloons i think i did it didn't i do it before look at the whip okay so now i need to get santa water up i gotta think what else i want to do on friday if we don't do the elden ring thing because i'm doing the sponsor thing but i wanna do something else too i'll take a look do balloons or inscriptions like the new balloons game yeah good luck is okay i need almost there description maybe feel like i have too much of a pee brain to do the later parts of inscription sorry just gonna keep getting harder i'm just picking one of these up paladins i'm gonna wait and take that at the very end it's gonna be insane i'm killing things so fast all the coins are spreading out too much and one minute um i just take this whatever therapy soup plus two this thing scales with revival so now i have two so much health on the ground okay now let's get the chest for one of them so what do i want for another weapon what do i have as upgrades what does the book do the book wand everybody hates wand right everybody hates wand i have an embracer oh i didn't want to pick that up oh he's still alive after getting hit by this axe yeah axe is probably a good idea if i get the axe i'll do x and um oh but wait i kind of want this now i need the curse item which i have i'm probably going to be untouchable by the way no one's going to be able to get over here oh god here we go just don't move like five nights at freddy's four you know i watched a comprehensive lore video on five nights at freddy's the other day just did you know the comfiest thing for me at this point is to just be in bed with my ipad and watch it's like 50 minute long comprehensive lower dissection videos on franchises that i don't care about at all it's interesting to me i don't know why all right give me the uh okay well whatever i need the curse way uh item it's not the curse item i could banish something i'm gonna banish some stuff now because i don't wanna see it you know i think it's probably interesting to me because i know that there's a ton of people that are really really interested in this and it's i almost get to sit there and be an observer saying oh hmm i wonder what they're going to think about that will the community agree please explain five nights at freddy's okay uh william afton was co-owner of a freddy fazbear pizza or a different company or something and the end is this the spoiler [Music] i just want i need to prove that i've been watching play math that has son michael afton uh who went on to do something else or something um it ended up being that uh william afton was a pretty bad guy and ended up essentially he was a he was a spoiler for five minutes of freddy's by the way so he was a serial killer he killed people and he would uh then he killed them at freddy fazbear restaurant eventually people got sick and tired of it i've been killing people and somebody got no figured it out and killed him and then they stuffed him into a rabbit suit and they he can't he keeps coming back and he got um [Music] he got killed like five times now or something and then his daughter is the doll in the game that is called sister location you dreamed this i did not dream this this is for real this is what happened look at all these chests and then freddy fazbear becomes tony the tiger in the new game and he's a good and helps you he's like oh i'm gonna help you and he's talking about like nutritional food and stuff he wants you to be like healthy uh i need where's the curse item but who is freddy's raspberry but who is freddy fazbear that's what i want to know dude hey i don't know who is pretty fast tomorrow red what's up tomorrow thanks very welcome homer late night uh vampire survivors thanks the rude i looked it like you looked you directly in the eyes hey thanks for the raid does that feel weird like when i look directly into the camera and point and address you i need to banish something because this is not what i want i always figured that okay wait pay attention this thing's gonna kill me i always don't like looking directly in the camera because i feel like it freaks people out i like looking just kind of barely off the camera like looking this way what's happening that like don't don't they usually mean something bad all right i got five minutes left and i win on the hard level die whoa that claw's huge hi if i want to die still haven't seen i can start banishing other stuff okay this is where i'm gonna see it spanish well i'm not going to get the upgrade but i'll at least be able to get the uh there's luck i guess oh well i think this is a win though it'll be fine this thing has a lot of help there we go finally wait what what does the title say is i'm doing a speed run money all the fellow eu watchers good morning yeah good morning title's horrible what is the title i didn't do it what's the title winding down with some vampire survivors emotional revived not clickbait lost in the sauce gone bust and spoo fucking did this why how long has it been like this for no hacks wow who did this i'm deleting have the mods just been adding stuff to the title like the last hour bring that up no that wasn't me i didn't do that it wasn't me you know i'm so absent-minded the mods could probably just do that every stream and i would not know if you didn't tell me i gotta try to get to level like a hundred level 99 with uh the dog i think i'm too far away but i can try gonna stand still i get to 99 in two three minutes but it's just money that's cool though [Music] running down mods riding come on i need to get to level 99. i'm not i won't get there but at least i'll win all right this is where it's gonna happen if it's going to i sneak up here okay don't be stupid about it watching for full effect yeah you could one minute i got it what do you unlock for doing this oh my god this is going to get actually kind of scary i'm gonna keep moving don't let him collapse it 30 seconds all right i'm good i got it five four three two one good yeah cool i'm what's going on here why is it so slow it spawns another one right every minute or something why am i faster i don't have any movement speed or any slowdown do i but i know of flowers doing that oh all right yeah you can't win anyways yeah you can't win oh i got skip another skip and that's it 6.2 million from the uh quad guns very cool all right i'll see you guys later i'll see you guys on friday friday we'll do some fun stuff there will be a sponsor segment on friday i got to talk to ludwig and see what the plan is we might do it friday we might move it i probably gonna say we need to have another few days we'll do some fun stuff we'll play much stuff friday afternoon i'll update you what's the title say no what's title say let me see what the title is before i leave down mods writing gone among us higher ph value stream chill stream chaotic neutral vibes plus ratio did one of the mods get hacked all right i'll see you guys later thanks for watching thanks to the mods for helping do the elden ring stuff earlier uh thanks for you obviously for sticking around have a great night that was fun i you know i really really like the bounce around streams where it's like all right we got this this is like a two hour thing this is like a couple hours this is like two or three hours i i like this a lot i like kind of bouncing around they don't all have to be like this but i like doing this it's a lot of variety i like it that scare that horror game was really really off-putting really terrifying it was cool it was a crazy experience give me some more of those kind of games give me some more of those kind of short horror experiences i've missed a lot over the years it's been a long time there's a solid half dozen or at least dozen or so of those two-ish hour three-ish hour horror experiences that i'd like to play some more they're interesting i completely forgot about the barf drinker and juggles and all the other eldon ring that was so much fun i'll see you guys on friday uh keep an eye on the sus cause i'll update what's gonna happen and keep an eye on the discord too i will converse with ludwig we will see what's going to happen your hair is fine by the way don't let chat make you self-conscious oh no i'm fine i'm fine i know everyone's just fucking around i am too don't worry i'm good i wonder what was going on with the internet it's weird i'd say once every two or three weeks there'll be one night where i just randomly every hour we'll just start dropping frames for like a minute or two straight it's completely rock solid the rest of the time though i would imagine it probably has to do with a vpn because i stream with the vpn a lot of times i can do some more recruiting for the elder ring stuff i want to it's probably going to happen offline just because of how difficult it was to kind of manage uh the amount of people that we're trying to join so keep an eye on the discord i'll keep you guys updated oh you know i'll see you guys soon take care see you friday regardless of what we do see you soon [Music] so you

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Published: Wed Apr 27 2022