Jerma Won't Complain about Hollow Knight (Highlights)

good evening good evening what was that that intro let's just turn on the mic what they go good evening that was somebody trying so hard to like pretend like they don't pretend like they're not sick or pretend that they don't like they feel good you know you can tell i was sitting here just amping myself up to to say something into the mic here we go i gotta like i gotta be like personable i gotta be good i gotta be a don't hate streamer no wait we tonight are gonna do something i'm gonna play hollow night i don't know how long the stream's gonna be because i i am i'm sick i'm not cold sick like i feel i feel great up in the face area but not in the head area and not in the tummy area wait what that's for sure so i don't know how long i'm gonna be able to stream for i don't feel well at all so take that as you will what and we'll get going so there's like a metroidvania kind of castlevania bosses side scroller i've heard very good things it was probably an opening cut scene so everybody shut up no not yet hold on all right everybody's i if i hear one noise from anybody in the auditorium you know like what you don't like when all right so you know when you go to school and you have like an assembly at school and there's like a couple people that are like in the back that are like making a bunch of noise during the assembly like the don't do drugs assembly and then like principal like principal like evans comes up and he's just like excuse me uh hold on pause the assembly uh can the gentleman in the back row back there please like you have some respect and he and he like [ __ ] up the whole assembly you know what i mean he like if though if he just let those little shits just go on and do what they were gonna oh god i just dumped something on the ground wait stop talking during the cutscene i think i was accidentally skipped wait what it's so funny how like sub notifications just like could turn a cutscene into just complete nonsense so now this is gonna go right into gameplay right all right i gotta be like prepared for this oh it's hand-drawn everything is hand-drawn in this game you didn't know left and right is move i gotta do the tutorial left and right is move got it exit jump what if you okay if you tap x you do a little jump hold x big jump all right there's coin rocks just like in super mario brothers i do like how every apparently now according to what i've read on the internet this game has a lot uh a lot of enemies there's like a lot of hand-drawn enemies in this game cool i believe i'm about to start the game all right oh skater dad skater dad already with like with like the money drop well skater dad thank you for the hundred bucks and there is no message there so thank you so much dude a hundred dollars from skater dad well i have to do a hundred dollar joke then there's the first [ __ ] boss of the game elkenstein there's your hundred dollar joke oh the traveler i'm afraid there's only me left to offer welcome our town is followed by it you see the other residents are all disappeared headed down that well one by one all right into the caverns below all right that was 200 [ __ ] dollars somebody just gave 200 bucks juicy juicy just gave 200 bucks well dude i what do i say to this now i have to do a 200 joke uh by the way i just want to say the other residents uh skater boy and skater dad and juicy man they've all given two hundred dollars headed down that way one by one used to be there was a great kingdom beneath our church what it's long fell to ruin yet it still draws folks into its tips wealth glory enlightenment less darkness seems to promise all things i'm sure you two seek your dreams down there all right oh whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on skater dad what the [ __ ] just happened skate or dad just gave 250 [Music] dude that's like 350 dollars in three minutes from you dude oh my god what the [ __ ] happened yes did uh yes i died and by the way just to let you know you know you did just get 550 in three minutes you know this town is all [ __ ] up maybe you could do me a favor and buy me a sandwich and maybe an extra house or something please this place is [ __ ] well watch out it's sickly air that fills this place creatures turn and mad and travelers are robbed of their memories perhaps dreams aren't such a great thing after all everything fades eventually i suppose except for your 550 if you just gave me five of that i could go to subway and get myself a 60 soy 40 chicken chicken sandwich you heard about that in the news didn't you i heard about that as well subway what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] all right [Laughter] dude i don't even know what this does and some and foxy sorrow just gave 15 bucks [Music] oh my god wait guys just like pay for my mortgage in like [ __ ] four minutes holy [ __ ] guys am i dead oh no okay was it if it was like a one hit kill situation don't so when you get hit here's how this game works apparently when you get hit you lose one of your alienware computers and there are five alienware computers that you currently have in your backpack and getting hit because alienware is so delicate you you break the computer but holding down circle will replace one of your alienwares it sounds pretty close to being a 550 [ __ ] thousand dollar joke skater dad skater dad skater dad skater dad i'm gonna call bank of america and like tell them to like to like turn off your card that's like skater dad just gave another hundred [ __ ] dollars he promised he promised that was it skater dad like what's your like credit limit well okay sorry i'm gonna get my ass kicked i'm not entirely sure on the phone it's the first room of spikes okay something yep all right please what the [ __ ] like very quickly this all just started to like cascade i feel like this is important bury the night with her broken nail bury the priest something about her something about us something about a skater dad giving like a [ __ ] grand in 30 minutes all right here here's you here i'm gonna turn on the face game for like 12 seconds okay you get a 12 second face cam i look like [ __ ] right now and i'm in my underwear so the camera better not be pointed down at my [ __ ] legs i need to make sure this first you get it you get a 10 second face game 12 seconds and i i look like [ __ ] you know what i mean i've been sick for like [ __ ] three days guys four days all right we're good well good for me just to have like my [ __ ] dirty hair like gross ass face on camera for five seconds i'm okay with this three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve there it is all right thank you for watching oh god damn it somebody just gave 50 bucks scale lord scale lord gave fifty dollars and says this is worth six seconds of face cam right no i don't want you guys to pay for face cam i mean i don't want you guys to have to pay for face cam you know what i'm saying you got you know what i'm saying like i i don't i don't have to even like have to think about this i don't even have to think about this you know what i mean like you know what do you think i am some kind of [ __ ] like sellout streamer i think i'm some kind of like you guys what you think i'm some kind of sellout streamer what do you think i have some kind of am i sell out to people you think that that's what it is you think that's it you think that's what this is oh [ __ ] who is this guy oh god what is this am i ready for this i don't know if i'm ready for this i'm not ready for this i'm not ready for this i'm not ready for this i can't how do i get around him i i i think i get it got him first try beat the first boss first try am i rescued one of these pokemons wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did you just did you just give a hundred bucks again skater dad thanks for the face cam what do the caterpillars do i guess i just did it i guess whatever that means did you go back to town or something i missed a hundred bucks no i didn't did i no way no i skater dad just said thanks for face cam skater dad is like single-handedly going to send me to like disney world all right skater dead i promise like i'm going to go to like disney world with like the [ __ ] 7 dollars you're giving me and i'm gonna buy like a skateboard watch out for the falling stalag tights remember guys you can always tell if it's a stalag tight or a stalagmite why is that because a stalactite tight like it has to be tight so it holds on to the ceiling so it has to be tight stalagmite grows from the ground and it has to be mighty so it can bury itself its roots into the ground like it shocks me every day that somebody is like is willing to give me like 500 so i have to make it worth it and this summer this summer i [ __ ] promise i promise you one thing if there's one thing that you could i can actually truly promise you is over the summer you're going to see some [ __ ] that is going to take a lot of time a lot of money a lot of work so hopefully it'll be worth it fast pass fund funding the fast pass [Laughter] okay that's [ __ ] funny that's funny scale or thank you says name your firstborn child skater dad well something tells me i don't want to necessarily do that because that'd be really odd maybe a very odd name for a kid what if i was a girl yeah you know here's just you know there's this is my daughter she's uh she's our first born daughter oh she's so beautiful what are we gonna name her skater dad hello there come down to explore these beautiful old ruins don't buy me i have a fondness for exploring myself getting lost and finding your way again is a pleasure like no other we're exquisitely lucky you and i i'm a cartographer by trade and i'm working on mapping this area right now would you like to buy a copy of my work so far uh yeah that can be useful thing but alone won't show you where you're going if you're not the head for if you're not the head for directions i suggest purchasing a compass from my wife wiselda she's just now opening our new map shop in dirtman selling all sorts of useful things to wanderers like yourself yeah she'll even sell some of my old maps from time to time i pop back to see her whenever i finish mapping an area she's always excited to see me my name is cornifer and i've always loved exploring the world why when i was first hatched and i wandered off immediately leaving my brothers and sisters and poor mother behind that's why as soon as i could move to dirtmouth with my wife i did a huge unending kingdom yeah anyway i'll let you return to your travels with a little luck we'll meet again be safe and farewell oh no what is this what is this why am i locked in here with this [ __ ] like puss sack i'm gonna need skater dad to help buy the compass hey skater dad's gonna have to like do a little bit of a little bit of investment here no he already did how much money to shove a handful of moist soil in my mouth um zero i ain't gonna do that come to buy a map have you it's really my husband i'm doing the same voice whoa with 220 this this is a lot of money okay i just spent like all my money yeah that's so much better i can't imagine not having this how could you ever not have this temple of the black egg hello there how delightful to meet another traveler on these forgotten roads your short one you're stupid but you've strong look so this is a huge egg the giant egg it's lavos okay so i found the final boss the creatures are riled up and the earth rumbles the air is thick i wonder what could have brought it all about it was definitely you lavos and when i fight it's gonna go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] that's only for chrono trigger fans like it's only for chrono trigger fans that understand that can you say hey gamers for me why do you want to say hey gamers there's no opportunity for me to say hey gamers yet something crazy has to happen i gotta fight like the first boss and i gotta make sure my like my mouse and keyboard is like the best product it could be you know i'm not using a keyboard i'm using a playstation 4 controller as there's no hay gamers there ow ow ow okay there's no fall damage at all that's good to know i'm just looking for a hundred bucks once i have 100 bucks i'm going back up and i'm gonna buy something else what microphone do i use i use a razer uh micro plus uh 675 adder 51. do i use an electric razor no i use a i use a safety razor i use one of those grandfather safety razors pay the bill get the quill let's get it okay so shit's getting filled in time to do some exploring this game is pretty unique this actually is very fun i don't necessarily i don't really have like any complaints at all so far it seems fairly straightforward fairly fun can i let like uh i'm going for an advanced tactic here guys yeah that was that was an advanced tactic but i didn't get it still going i have to update the map if i want any of this to you know be updated so it tells me where i was that's kind of cool actually i that's pretty interesting the fact that like this map is not updating i have to actually go sit on a bench to write it in uh you're probably going to see me play this game for a while i can already tell that it's a relaxing stream yeah we're just kind of chilling i say that now and then we're gonna get to a boss and i'm gonna be like [ __ ] this game this game sucks like who made this game a [ __ ] six-year-old that's like probably gonna happen i don't sound sick i am not like cold sick i am stomach sick i am like puke sick give me the money i mean this is a money stream might as well get the money right yeah there's more money i'm going to go up that way you can tell when i'm having a good time when i want to get the stuff right i like i want to go get that i don't want to just skip it i want to collect it i think you can tell when when jeremy's having a decent time in the game when he's like you know i kind of want to get that stuff okay well i can't get that one it's all right i got most of it oh dear oh oh well what's in here where's my block okay no we leave get out get out get out i don't know what this is i don't know what that is i must need like a lantern or something to go in there oh god and i got now i've [ __ ] it all up all right well uh here we go good luck room with giant horns here we go first boss of the video game i think oh [ __ ] okay the false knight he doesn't jump he does okay jump he's jump slam okay i don't there's not a good place to be okay i don't even know the [ __ ] he's doing all right when he jumps in the air like that you i can't go through him i like just i have no idea the [ __ ] even going on he does that big wave jump he does a big overhead swing like that okay no big deal at all right how do i kill him oh this puffy face holy jesus what the [ __ ] he's changing oh my god he okay i'm gonna die we go here we go right in his face you got to heal the second he freaks out cool overhead smash oh [ __ ] easy all right this is going to be the one right it's over not yet not yet whoa wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa where'd he go where'd he go we like drop down a level oh my god is that it did i get him he's dead that means i get that means i get a suit of armor right i become earthworm jim what is this like what is this [ __ ] like hemorrhoid call false knight he's crying [Laughter] that was fun this is fun i like this game this is currently getting the the the jeremy stamp of approval at this point why did i kill bug boy because bug boy came at me with an axe wait come on guys you gotta give me a break he may have been like a little bug boy but he tried to kill me with a [ __ ] axe what am i supposed to do just let him kill me remember the five hour tutorial neither do i plus five two game rating i know right seriously the game look this game did exactly what needed to have happened right it gave me like the control settings it told me like two very important things and was like go play the game and have fun so no more friend i'm going to give you a gift a nasty little spell of my own creation it's just perfect for a little one like you get my first new ability or what it's like mega man cutscene consume the vengeful spirit tap circle to unleash the spirit spells will deplete soul okay you see a hard great beast has made its home in the heart of this temple such disrespect i'd be quite grateful if you were to venture deeper in and slay it for me that's what i can't leave until i kill the monster really you're gonna [ __ ] lock me in here didn't i already kill this thing i already killed the monster that's in the temple all right i get it that's that's really cool so you can either heal you heal or use that's cool it's like mana you just have mana but i really like the fact that it's not like an estus flask and it's not based around like having to carry like healing items that takes you away from having to worry so much about oh my god i have to have like how many how many healing herbs do i have right now four is that enough it's like you always are going to have enough the platforming so far is very clean very fun very cleansed you're gonna see me play this game i'm gonna play this game more all right let's kill this dumb thing uh okay thank god i was gonna say how am i gonna how do i shoot him again hey hey i was born in dirt mouth i heard it's really nice this time of year all right dirtball all right let's fight the beetle now spit out a guy for me to swing at like that ow well you just got just like air shopping okay well whatever it's done poison gas be careful hey what is this watchable game why isn't german playing something super boring uh i don't know man this is a play this is a actually play video game stream you know sometimes we don't play the video game sometimes the video game just sucks and there's nothing else to do but like big dumb jokes but you are currently as of right now watching a vid play video game stream no i hate i don't like how when you hit them like if you jump and you hit you bounce backwards i like being able to look as well thank you for giving me the look feature secret secret secret secret nobody nobody's found this yet i'm the only one that found that found the secret i don't have a map of this area oh [ __ ] oh that's like super [ __ ] that's like a that's a big [ __ ] that's a real big [ __ ] hopefully i can buy one down down down i [ __ ] hate you no don't do it again jesus man slow down i just like felt my whole body tense up and explode there all right i had it i know i just panicked you guys have panicked before in video games haven't you am i gonna stream more monster hunter not not in not in the future no not in the near future if they make a new one yes if nintendo makes one for the switch you bet your ass i'm gonna play that all the time this poor guy this guy is gonna just be getting crushed for eternity sorry new npc new spell new ability new thing new new scary monster monster over here that's all right it's the fenrir voice you approach fearless are you a hunter like me do you feel the urge inside to stalk to kill to understand then take it my journal will aid you at first the text may seem difficult to discern but a learned hunter will come to understand its words venture the depths of this land and slade's bees prove yourself worthy to bear the mark of hunter please eat my [ __ ] does glue man have a sidekick ah no not yet little man does not have a sidekick but one day he will because every superhero has to have one sidekick [Music] i can't wait for that person to teach me how to dash new journal entry this is [ __ ] fun man i like this this is fun you can't tell me this game made fun like i will i will argue you i will argue your face secret those who stray from the white king hold on there's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] following me right now those who stray from the white king's road shall face the law of i don't know what that means and this is dark i don't like this i don't like the dark areas i'm just gonna fire randomly who gives a [ __ ] right i'll kill i'm gonna be killing them all by accident wow okay that was close should i oh easy easy no i can't see okay well we're we're we're doing this in the dark no i i can't i can't i'll come back this there's no way i'm gonna just kill myself a thousand times no just gonna remember what that is it's just over here on the right the dark area it was a really dark area in the first zone too that i can't forget about is one of those games that you will forget about the little secret things that you could have done and i'm gonna guess this is what i have to do and i was correct i was correct sometimes you're not correct but other times you are very correct down at the bubble pop room all right well we're just still go down oh dear fog canyon new i'm going to do zone hmm jesus those guys shoot missiles at you when they die not supposed to be here but here's the guy with the maps so might as well let's see what i'm talking about see i'm talking about when that guy when you hit somebody it pushes you backwards i don't like that just watch out for the [ __ ] gigantic explosion you kill oh what's it doing what is it why is this a blue shell from mario kart that's not [ __ ] fair come on seriously i can't go through this i need like an umbrella i guess i can't do this yet okay i need a bile umbrella to go over there i think it's all good but i'm just this is not smart i just need to get out of here this is not a smart thing to do it's like pointing me down this way i shouldn't be doing this at all this is just not smart like this is an area that i don't need to be in right now and i'm just [ __ ] speed i'm just getting bombs dropped on me my curiosity is seriously taking hold of me right now and i don't know what this is but we're going over here uh i'm gonna open up a bank account what does that do destio you're a smart one next time you're some dreadful bestie or beasty gets the best of you you'll be glad to know your geo's safe within my shell or my vault now let's do some banking deposit ah okay so if you die you lose all your money got it okay cool got it that's cool so i guess just [ __ ] i'm gonna die and like forget where the [ __ ] she is so there's your death penalty right what your penalty for dying is that i'm getting so lost no i don't ha i guess i don't have the super meat boy ability i can't do like a ball jump but there's a secret over there so don't forget that a toll machine with a symbol of a stag insert geo 120 [ __ ] are you talking about 120 small hero yeah i know just like in real life just like in real life well there's the bank should i take the money out of the bank and go to the elevator just see what it does we're gonna see what it does 120. all right this thing is now functioning i guess just call the bell yep whoa oh that's cool greetings a little one it's been an age since i last heard the ringing of a station belt let it go down the stag ways and called me to you i've grown stiff and tired over these many years and i've forgotten much but the sound of the bell will always call me back the stag way strapped to the depths of hollow nest if you want me to travel them hail me from the platform i will take you where you need to go oh wow that's that is very useful i like how everybody's a bug ooh this is that door that's all the way over here right yep okay i'm very happy about that very happy go teabug have anything else to say what what does goateebug have to tell me now yeah he just said thanks for opening the station style looks good yeah this is very very very very fun very very interesting game so far whoa watch out for little chub oh okay well he's gonna get the dust off of him have i ever played cave story is one of the first games i think i ever streamed i played cave story on stream for like for very long time actually you guys remember the old youtube streams cave story i remember those are the days days of youtube streaming holy [ __ ] what a nightmare what an awful piece of [ __ ] platform that was legit youtube streaming was the [ __ ] shittiest thing i may have ever done on any website what was so bad about youtube streaming everything think of something that could be wrong with a service for streaming and it was wrong with youtube streaming hasn't youtube streaming gotten a lot better probably not no i would say like i'm gonna say not a chance i'm not sure like i remember seeing it that they were doing like a new beta for it and being like huh good luck the youtube chat youtube streaming chat is still just [ __ ] awful it's still just [ __ ] useless so one of the most important things of live streaming on a website is like the chat feature this [ __ ] sucks so bad on youtube like the whole reason to do a live broadcast to like be able to see what people are saying in real time and like engage in real time and all the like different features that twitch has like youtube's just no youtube threw up in the bed like [ __ ] three years ago then they've never cleaned it youtube.com literally diarrheaed in the bed and woke up and realized that they [ __ ] the bed and didn't even change their [ __ ] underwear that you know here's what youtube did you youtube [ __ ] the bed [ __ ] their underwear diarrhea their pants and like [ __ ] bought a new house and then brought the bed didn't change their underwear they brought the bed they [ __ ] in into the new house they bought a new house to like no just change your underwear and change your sheets don't buy a new house what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh no i [ __ ] my pants and [ __ ] to bed i gotta buy a new i gotta buy a new house don't just buy new underwear are you [ __ ] crazy what am i talking about that's exactly what i'm talking about you you guys should like understand this oh final boss i made it to the final boss all right no [ __ ] run okay he can block he swings that's when you hit him when he swings his sword oh he hit me hard okay i don't know why i did that let's heal here oh in the in throw you throw [ __ ] too block he's gonna go forward i'm not sure one swing spits this [ __ ] out swing two hits no big deal not a big deal they [ __ ] just should have changed their underwear don't buy a new house that's all that's all i was trying to say and people always wanted people always ask me i've talked about this a couple times before but we'll touch upon it again like oh how come you don't do like like you why don't you make like a video like why don't you make like videos to make more videos and like that's part of the problem is youtube just got really frustrating because of how they were dealing with the site and i i find this to be a more engaging platform at the moment right let him go let him go is that like a new how do i like save this guy another boss [ __ ] he's hard he's hard he has like the most predictable pattern in the game he's [ __ ] hard oh [ __ ] he shoots the little bugs at you wow wow easy slow down no he's dead easy you dropped a lot of [ __ ] let me get that first can i help that guy oh he's alive he's actually alive hold on hold on let me talk to this guy is what you're doing how do you dare to come between me and my prey is that habit of your discovery about getting in the way and causing father zot the mighty a night of great renown cross me again and you'll find out why they call me my weapon life ender you're really causing me a headache here just [ __ ] kill him what the f what why hey what is that what is up with this come on like your [ __ ] twin brother came out of the ground oh wait there he is yeah he's here while you were hiding here in your dingy little village i ventured into the dark pits a little great beast that had sharp mandibles and atrocious via yeah i must rest and prepare my next journey it's pronounced dingy not dingy no it's dingy it's a dingy little place no it's a dinghy it's a goddamn dinghy dinghy is a boat yeah a dinghy it's really dingy and it's if you were talking like okay if the temperature was really cold what would you say it's really dingy outside all right all right boss fight boss fight ooh didn't think i was gonna do that [ __ ] did you all right when she says shaw that's when you that's when you dodge [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it got greedy [ __ ] easy what the [ __ ] right in the tip come on got her come on dead i win what boss down i just beat hornet moth where it is there's the dash right trigger to dash forward would it seek to break the seals they could not be undone they must not be undone let us sleep little shadow return to your darkness allow us peace now looks like a fine instrument but it's showing signs of where i'd wager up there it would take you far down here however i suspect you'll soon meet dangers of the surface swinging yeah yeah yeah so i need a new weapon he's pretty much telling me my weapon sucks hey i thought i could talk to this guy what well fine i was gonna speak to him no he's got me all [ __ ] messed up and now all the [ __ ] went on the water i just killed an npc are you serious when did i kill that's an end that's not an npc why did he try to i wasn't supposed to do that i was supposed to fight that guy it was just an idol enemy don't worry now you guys got me all worried well time to dash no not time to dash now it it's time to dash nope wait what okay i guess i guess i don't go this way either oh definitely not no way i need like super meat boy ability can't go this way so we're gonna go back to the right okay hey game sucks thanks for the five dollars they say love you well thank you game sucks now then other weapons in this game can i actually upgrade weapons and buy new weapons it seems like there's a lot of [ __ ] in this game i feel like i haven't even scratched the surface like i've barely scratched this game's balls you know what i mean barely zero deaths yeah actually i have not died one time that's that is true you jumped in the water well i guess i've i've fallen in the water a couple times that is right but i have not gotten to like the you died screen because that did you just lose a uh alienware computer you do that you don't actually lose you just lose one of your computers oh hey there's your first death we were talking about like haven't died yet and i just [ __ ] died i lost all my money are you [ __ ] serious sitting there like being a [ __ ] and i just died and i lost everything why did we have to talk about it and now i'm all the [ __ ] way back here [Music] you got to be kidding me we jinxed to be so [ __ ] hard give me a break i just lost 800 [ __ ] dollars [ __ ] oh no where's the we gotta we're gonna ride the beetle like this is [ __ ] stupid i am walking all the way again i was just sitting there casually talking about how i didn't die and i get hit by two meteors wherever i'm pretty sure it's right here right it's got to go really slow these things are the worst new things you guys suck like seriously don't die here those things are so horrible because it's in these little corridors these tiny little hallways and it's just a homing rocket that shoots right in your face jeez have i played night in the woods i have not just ignore them yeah but what's the fun of that i need my 100 completion rate i don't want to fight these dumb things i say that i just act i just [ __ ] shot the goddamn thing uh i don't like how careful i have to be here i don't like this there's my ghost this is my ghost there's my ghost i just have to shoot my ghost in the face we go like it never happened okay cool i've already gotten the bad ending for killing that npc that there's no point going forward wait what's the deal with airline food what's happening what's the damn what's going on here you can't do that you can't air our airlines all right all right all right you guys ready for like uh hey are you guys ready for jeremy german 985 to transition to to a new stage of like of of thinking or a new stage of the game all right so uh okay all right deposited that money time to go to a new thing to a new all right duck no [ __ ] that i gotta be perfect oh [ __ ] i don't think i can do that i died twice i've died twice now map updated i don't have a [ __ ] map i don't have a map for this area i can't get the [ __ ] map because i'm not allowed to go get it i can't get the map all right you wanna hear a complaint you wanna hear my first complaint about this game what's with this map [ __ ] this is that's that's what i'm gonna call map [ __ ] what's up with that what's the deal with that why does every area i have to find a new map i should have the map i've already been playing the game where's them that's a terrible i'm [ __ ] angry i can't even do a jerry seinfeld because i'm too angry at the fact that i have to find a map for every new area just give it away what give me the magic compass you know i should have a magic compass by now every game you have to find the map now it's not true fallout new vegas oh yeah what about that what about fallout what about fallout new vegas what about about mario galaxy thank god i deposited that money you stupid [ __ ] get out of the way i don't need to fight you there's no reason to fight this guy i didn't lose anything ah okay okay so holy [ __ ] dude really [ __ ] me wow this so it's up dash jesus all right we're fine wait everybody calm down we're okay was just it was it's just a little just above just a little [ __ ] that we had to deal with right there no big deal wait fungal wastelands wastelands that's a bad guy thought it might have been an npc being like welcome to the fungal waste my child the music here is very good okay that was an explosion that was a very big explosion fine need currency oh [ __ ] whoa whoa wow all right these guys have a terrible voice owen wilson yeah it's the owen wilson truth i love you wow wow that's good who said that who said that because that was funny wow mod owen wilson yeah okay okay oh mod owen wilson sure if owen wilson comes in this chat right now the real one and he proves it on twitter then uh yeah sure i'll mod him he's gonna prove it though i want like a twitter verified owen wilson to say that he's gonna avoid the bombs and there is something here another seal game i don't know what the hell those things do but holy [ __ ] am i in big trouble owen wilson's gonna be like what's happening i don't understand there's just so many people coming from the sky german 985's channel wow it just doesn't make any sense by the way you're wonderful like i could live with you i could be forever with you what's happening what why are all these people did i do something wrong yes this is instead of owen wilson this is turning into little nikki it's just turning into adam sandler it's not necessarily owen wilson anymore it's turning into she's turning and just into he got it with a shovel there he is hey it's me you're the guy that sells your maps yeah i would love a map yeah and if you you can turn owen wilson or little nicky into richard nixon that's true yeah because sean owen welshman is a little more calm and collected and he's just he just loves it he loves being around little nicki is a little harsher and it's just there's a little more s's on things and then if you really want to get into retrodiction just add some more s's and add some more shakes when you move the race around they're all connected everybody's connected i'm gonna call it here i'll be back tomorrow uh there's the 250 dollar joke there you go there's the 250 dollar joe richard nixon owen wilson and little nicki are the same person just throughout different stages of their life hey wait what not late no not late not today we're turning over a new leaf in regards to being late but what we are but we are we're still sick so like we're i bite puke on camera is what i'm trying to say i might puke on camera if i'm going to puke here's something i promise right if i'm gonna puke yeah then i'm gonna turn the face cam on i'll puke right into the lens you know we'll go right directly into the camera and you can do whatever you want with it you know you just make it a gif like one of those maybe one of those giffies that people want to watch sometimes you know we're okay we're fine don't worry it's just sometimes you hit a bump in the road and you got to make sure you got your seat belt on no that's this is what the moral of the story here i've been sick for like three weeks just to tell you to where you wear your [ __ ] seatbelt that isn't a bug they're all bugs everybody's a bug whoa almost all right let's go oh no oh no skater dad skater dad is back skated at his back with his gigantic money money wallet oh god a hundred and ten dollars from skater dad immediately i haven't even puked on stream yet like am i is this a puke on stream money thank you skater dad it says i won't be able to stay the whole stream but here you go feel better cheer one hundred dollars cheer ten dollars well i mean yeah i look over and i see that there's a hundred dollars that just got put into my bank account and i'm just like wow 100 bucks cool and like that so i looked over like i'm puking in the toilet and like later on tonight when i'm like what if i like throw up in the toilet i'll be thinking about that i'll be like damn like i gotta fill the toilet with puke and then my head will tilt up for a second i'll go oh wait a minute scared i gave a hundred bucks like that that'd be great here's the thing i like drank on saturday night with facts you know you go to a party you drink some you drink something but i was like already getting like stomachaches sick before that and i just made it [ __ ] a thousand times worse like i need to be careful drinking anyways just because of like you know like colitis [ __ ] so uh not only was i like having issues with like colitis but oh yeah let me drink a bunch on saturday night too oh my that was a [ __ ] bad idea all right this is uncharted territory it looks like there's some kind of mean toadstool man in here yeah i got to be prepared for this is this guy's going to wake up and he's going to jump on me yep there's two of them okay here we go what do they do explode they have to explode right no they don't explode [Music] one two three four five six seven oh dear this is this is stay right next to him oh no don't want to stay right next to him there's one not too bad now that i can't handle you know nothing i can't handle that's a video game player yeah he looks like a doodle jump character um i don't know what the hell that is charm notch [Music] wait a minute that's what i think it is right i have another notch on my belt this is so cool i i'm gonna say it right now guys i'm gonna make a statement and sometimes i make statements i'm full of bad ideas and full of incorrect information if this keeps going the way it is and it's insane it keeps on being fun and there's like different like weapons and [ __ ] there's different like stuff to do this could be a this could be a contender for a game of the year 2017. i'm just saying i'm not going to make that statement that boldly but i'm just saying it is possible i've tried here's the thing you know you guys need to know about like making videos and streaming and stuff i like back when i was making videos like two three times a week you know i'd make a video like every other day it was a lot of videos there's a lot of games that were recorded and played that never saw the light of day ever i would buy a game i'd play a game for like three or four hours and i would just be like there's nothing here this was a terrible [ __ ] idea that happened a lot and then but there are a lot of bad ideas and there are a lot of bad videos that i've made that i watched back and i was like this is [ __ ] terrible well there's one there was one in particular where uh star and i were playing um what's that game is that it's a text-to-speech ship game where somebody gets murdered on a boat or something and you have to find out who's like the bad guy i think it's called like i don't even know what the hell the damn game is called but you essentially you walk around you have to figure out who's like the spy or something who's like the criminal and it's all text to speech voice and like i was like star you want to like play this maybe you can like have some fun yeah yeah yeah it sounds like fun the entire none of us spoke me and star didn't speak the whole time we lit we were just giggling like children and just typing in nonsense none of us speak in the whole video so it's like it was like a six and a half minute video of us just like and like them just talking text speech and everyone watching it back and being like well this is not even like a video this is not even a video and i didn't i never uploaded it and then i it's gone the real mr zombie thank you for the three dollars he said hey jeremy you're giving some great publicity to this game bought it literally during your live stream so i could pass you before tonight by the way double tap l1 for a larger map view oh what a hero what a hero this guy is thank you mr jesus miss no thank you mister thank you real mr zombie jesus that is actually very helpful uh the scary noises coming from here oh i told you scary noises uh are you friendly yes you are okay freedom get the look of an adventurer we've got much in common long-necked critter warned me of a tribe deeper down warrior sorts she says i'm itching for some serious combat okay keep sharp my adventurous friend stay alive and let's meet again on the road ahead a kickstarter backer designed that character really i'm so just glad to know that this game is a kickstarter game and you're probably asking why like why would you be glad a game is kickstarter the answer that is because this is this game is good so far like i've played a lot of kickstarter games that were not [ __ ] good not good at all in fact i would say a majority of the games i've played from kickstarter almost all of them have been [ __ ] awful that i hated so you know it's nice to get a breath of fresh air that this is an actual like a succeeding kickstarter project that i enjoy undertale well i mean undertale is like such an exception just because undertale is undertale right undertale is like undertale is the john madden of kickstarter you know how could you be i have to fight this [ __ ] lady again how do you beat john madden you can't you find me one guy in history that's able to beat john madden and i'm not even talking to fight i'm talking intelligence quotient they're talking like iq score he's he's the smartest person that ever lived you know when you look at like the smartest people that ever lived list it's you know einstein gandhi george washington john madden you know yeah if you look at the most the smartest people that have ever lived why am i doing that if you look at the smartest people that ever lived list i i'm telling you i've looked at it number five number five is wolfgang puck the chef number four is jacques penn he's a chef to jackpot where am i going number three is julia child also a chef number four is george washington no number two is george washington number one is john madden paul vera paul bear is number six he didn't make the top five and undertale is john batten yeah that's correct jacques dude who doesn't like jack but he's everybody's favorite he's my favorite it doesn't matter what we're talking about he's my favorite he's your favorite what he's my favorite favorite what no he's just my favorite that's it that's all you need to say anybody and somebody asks you what their favorite what your favorite is just says jacques hey what's your favorite scary movie jackpot hey what's your favorite school uh jacquard you know he's my favorite i'm dead okay i need to shut the [ __ ] up and play mystery diner that just sucks mystery tires dude that is the [ __ ] shittiest show that whole show is made up i want someone to try to argue me right now that mystery diners is not a [ __ ] fabricated show okay [ __ ] hold on just wait everyone hold their thoughts for a second let me get to the bottom oh that like actually hurt me all right so mystery diners if you guys don't know what mystery diners is it's a show on food network where a guy this like guy decided people contact this guy because they're losing money at their restaurant or their bar they're like going under and they think that there's some kind of problem with their employees right oh i think that one of my employees might be stealing or uh somebody i think someone's like rob in the register before they leave and closing so this guy comes in to their restaurant and puts like 60 cameras in their restaurant and then he films everything and they're sitting in like a control room in the coffee shop next door looking at every single camera and every single employee so what ends up happening a lot of the times is they'll catch one of the employees doing something really [ __ ] up you know oh what's that go to camera six oh is he is he taking that check money somebody that they and he's pocketing like half of it oh this is unbelievable i can't believe it right then he like hires people to go this guy this guy charles styles hires like his i don't know if it's uh some actress or actors or wife and friends or whatever but they go in and they pretend to be [ __ ] diners and they try to like entrap these people into doing like bad [ __ ] so the reason why that show is [ __ ] [ __ ] is because first of all let me tell you something that restaurant would have nobody in it if you walked into a restaurant and knew that there was 60 cameras in there filming you at all times you're going to another [ __ ] restaurant you're leaving you're getting out oh hey i just want to let you guys know that while you're here uh every angle of you eating will be captured and we might be like zooming in on you like with with a [ __ ] fork in your mouth with like some dirty pasta that like because our restaurant sucks i don't want like a bunch of angles of me eating food it's like an extra like i don't give a [ __ ] fix your own restaurant i'm going somewhere else and they're always packed the restaurants are huge they're packed like crazy so that's one of the reasons why the show is [ __ ] the other reason is because they have these quote confrontations they have confrontations that happened on these shows where they catch the person doing something awful and the person comes down to the back room and there's like a fight and it's always so scripted and so terrible like sometimes like they could like the owner will grab him by like the napkin like throw him oh we got a [ __ ] fight on camera this [ __ ] doesn't happen it's all made up and they always like ask for the money that the person stole like right there i saw your pocket fifty dollars open it up and the person always denies they always deny it they say it didn't happen wait no there's no way i didn't do that you can trust me uh dave well i have you on camera doing it no you don't i'm not on camera get this out of here get these cameras out of my face i'm an actor the [ __ ] is this what the hell i thought there was an npc okay hold on wait what i thought that was an npc all those shows are such bolsters you have to remember that those people if if that was me think about if that was you if you were [ __ ] stealing from a restaurant i'm you know i'm not gonna give you consent to [ __ ] put my image on and like talk [ __ ] about me no i'm gonna be like you i ain't giving you consent for this [ __ ] you blur my face out and make my voice sound like the [ __ ] cookie monster no [ __ ] way over like 60 bucks you [ __ ] me i'm gonna be if i'm like stealing from my place of business and somebody like videotapes me doing it and they're like oh by the way i'm charles styles for mystery diners uh we're gonna make an entire episode about how much you suck it's like what yeah yeah i just want to let you know you're you're on camera uh you suck everyone [ __ ] hates you you suck uh sure uh is that okay no it's not okay and then guess what i don't learn my lesson at all i don't learn my goddamn lesson at all if i stole like 100 from the register at work and i got caught doing it and charles stiles rolls in and hands me like 500 bucks to be on camera i didn't learn my [ __ ] lesson i'm gonna do it the same damn think of the next place of business i go to no way i'm always so skeptical about shows like that just because i think about if it was me you got to think about if it was you and then you go oh wow there's no [ __ ] way this would happen this is not this is [ __ ] skeptical let's get what did i say skeptical i'm sick i don't feel well sometimes i'm gonna mess up my words instead of having to deal with like lawsuits and people want not wanting to be on camera you buy you hire like two dozen extras which by the way i've done a lot of extra work in random movies over the years it's dog cheap dog [ __ ] cheap ass work right you get paid like [ __ ] 40 bucks if you're an extra it sucks and you're there all day so you pay like a dozen extras like [ __ ] split like got 200 bucks each or 200 bucks for total and then you get like three or four actresses on like [ __ ] craigslist to come in some like some like want to be superstar that wants to be like the next matt damon or something you like bring them in and you pay that person like [ __ ] it's like a hundred bucks and the whole show cost you like 485 dollars that's how you make that show oh [ __ ] go [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh i'm i'm not you will never i'm not telling you what movies i'm in that is personal private stuff maybe i just did the same thing again yeah it's just very very basic extra work but i don't want anyone going like looking for me in like movies don't worry i think i actually have mentioned it once maybe not i don't even [ __ ] know yeah i wait no i don't even think i don't know i don't think even kim knows she's sitting in the chat right now i don't think she even knows [Laughter] somebody filed like an imdb page right like what was that like a few like a month ago or so it's like i found germa in like 1994 he was in this movie as like a like a [ __ ] newscaster it wasn't [ __ ] me but okay whatever that is i love it i love it i'm gonna open this and it's gonna activate and he's going to come out right dash master were you in an extra in a movie called natural no that's not my imd like dude here's something you guys know about imdb anybody can just edit imdb you know how i know this because back in high school some guy said he was in a bunch of movies that hadn't come out yet and everyone and everyone was like oh wow cool that's awesome and he's like yeah i bet i was in all these [ __ ] movies we were like oh wow a ton of movies and he like named a bunch of movies and he was on imdb and we all believed him and then the movies came out he wasn't in any of them and he moved so this dude just like [ __ ] told everybody in school that he was in like a ton of movies and then left the [ __ ] state and got the last laugh on everybody actually pretty genius all right you somebody go watch the whole movie natural causes and you guys tell me if a minute as a [ __ ] tv correspondent in 1994 guys i was like [ __ ] 12 in 1994 what t what kind of tv correspondent could i be but my point is anybody can edit and make an imdb page at least at least you could back in the day for all i know like some of you guys could just make like random accounts now i don't even know if you can even do that still but it's like wikipedia i mean you guys wondered why sometimes [ __ ] just pops up on imdb like oh coming coming soon the santa claus 3 uh the rock is the new santa claus and this [ __ ] just ain't even [ __ ] real it doesn't even happen it's because of that mantis claw i just stumbled upon like one of the most important abilities in the game really oh [ __ ] there's so many places where i need to use this that i don't remember where the [ __ ] they are oh that is smooth by the way dude guys let me tell you that is that is a smooth feel that's like a nice warm cup of coffee in the morning that is a [ __ ] very nice feel i got my little obstacle course test now [ __ ] is this what you guys are talking about i like when i didn't oh okay well i guess i do have to go down here all right yeah you guys were right you were right oh dear um i gotta fight like the three kings right now challenge bone here we go oh jesus be quiet here guys does it come back it does what [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh god i've already lost no i'm so [ __ ] screwed here i just i just need to not yeah just die oh i had that in the bag too it's just you just healing is so hard to do [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i'm actually actually very angry about that because i just got so comboed i couldn't i just kept stopping to heal i could have done that without even healing once i could have beaten that without healing one time but i just got too caught up in like being terrified of that boss that i needed to heal and now i gotta get all the way back there [ __ ] me in my face that boss that boss fight looked really fun i just i freaked the [ __ ] out for no reason which tends to happen in games like this to me my brain gets so caught up on doing one thing so i got hit one time right and all of a sudden my brain went like this you have to heal you have to heal it's the only thing you can it's the only thing your brain is capable of doing right now is holding that button to heal and i have to do it no matter what but i still haven't explored this whole place might as well just try not to die i'd be so sad all right let's go come on [ __ ] wyatt whoa i should have jumped [Music] wow maybe that guy was right maybe i do need a better weapon i think i do need a better weapon i freaked out okay that's one [Music] oh jesus christ oh that's a different pattern [ __ ] can you [ __ ] do something else no i nah i'm dead all right all right well i i honestly think that they're taking way too long to die that first guy i feel like could have taken like half the amount of hits but at least i know what they do i'm being told my weapon's not good enough by like the ant-man that is down there oh my god [ __ ] you i just want to jump up here not like bump my head on a [ __ ] mushroom all right calm down in the wise words of john baden get get out of my [ __ ] way oh now i'm actually mad because i lost all my [ __ ] soul [ __ ] good enough let's try it again this time just don't [ __ ] it up herman oh my god oh my god this is so easy i'm over complicating this i'm being silent to the remainder of the fight wow that's new but won't even die [ __ ] you oh i did it that was that was that was fairly intense what do i get that's it they just like bow to you where's my money where's my free [ __ ] first try it although that was third try that's third try but that was first try where's my chest and my stuff and my souls and my my reward is going to be able to go to like the scary place okay well i just want to make sure i'm uh hey like see i did i did miss it i did there's the giant chest what was in it mark of pride freely given by the man to strive to do their respect greatly increase the range of the bearer's nail [Music] oh bet that's so good oh and another secret chest holy [ __ ] wow okay good thing i came back here to all you guys saying not to come back here because there's nothing here uh you might want to reload your safe file and come to this place oh wait what wait what i gotta go this way wait what oh come on oh wait what about down here oh wait a minute wait a minute i'm we're gonna go this way we're exploring we're exploring right now guys i couldn't come here before because i couldn't jump up hold it what i couldn't come over here before then [ __ ] yeah let's check it out this is so dangerous right now oh was it worth it what's down here sports room all that just to get that one charm was it worth it i don't know wait i was just told that i need this money but i i know i can deposit i'm not depositing because somebody just like at least two people said i needed this money he needs money for the place he's about to go yeah i thought that's why i wasn't going to deposit it i i saw at least a handful of people telling me germa don't deposit the money because you're going to need it like come on who do i believe if we said you needed that money off a clip would you still do it yes because i'm not gonna die in dirt mouth i guess they have do you have that that little confidence in me though you think i'm gonna die in [ __ ] dirt mouth with these little rabbits and [ __ ] i'm not gonna die oh [ __ ] watch out for the bug that's gonna kill me the one like beetle that's gonna hurt me right guys come on who do you think you think you're talking to all right place your bets does he die in dirt mouth get your bets ready if i die in dirt mouth i'm gonna be very upset oh [ __ ] this is a boss this is actually a boss this is a real boss calm down that was so easy thank god oh my god that was so easy thank god that boss was so easy now get me out what what's going on oh dear thank god the [ __ ] fourth boss is such a pushover thank the lord oh easy why did she even have a name i wouldn't even name that boss hear somebody laughing like a [ __ ] psycho all right what's in here giant cat lady thank you i'm so [ __ ] it's my little charm store this is why we saved the money and we didn't deposit it guys oh this is what we were saving this one's the most expensive i'm buying it oh okay here we go 800 [ __ ] oh i'm like shaky simple design this little fellow very classy it's made out of a nice solid heavy material where and you'll be able to stay firmly in place when swinging your nail around oh i just want this all right this p this p might turn into something else so if you catch my drift i i think i might need to just call it here i'm hoping that tomorrow night i can come back strong and stream for like a good like four plus hours tomorrow night but i got a feeling that this is gonna turn into a uh i'm gonna turn into something else uh where was i what the hell was the last thing i was doing uh i'm feeling okay i'm good enough i can go probably for at least a few hours tonight so don't worry about that let's take a look at the charms i know i want quick focus that's just such a big deal i used to i get hit too much i need to heal out of a compass dash master really like having i'm such a [ __ ] idiot like i'm so dumb that i feel like i really desperately need the compass just because for now well i'm still a [ __ ] how do you think does that look alright quick focus the compass and the sports room i wonder how much faster you heal that is a lot faster god i'm not sure i'm ever going to be able to take that off still no game sucks emo well here's the reason why i don't have a game sucks emote because i feel like in other people's channels that could be like abused you know what i mean it's except if you like go watch somebody stream a video game and you put like game sucks in there chat they're they're gonna be like what the [ __ ] what do you mean game sucks now i like this game you suck what's this emote who is this guy and they're gonna come track me down and like people be mad at me okay this is interesting i feel like this is a boss you know and i would be right yep there we go his boss first boss of the night okay what do you do you spit [ __ ] everywhere and then you do that too all right you do like it you do like a bunch of jumps i'm trying to figure out this pattern oh lord oh my god okay well i'm instantly dead [ __ ] i have to really start all the way back here oh there's a bench i didn't yeah i didn't go to the bench well i didn't know there's gonna be a boss right there either so i'm not blaming myself for that oh my god what the [ __ ] really like i met i dodged that one oh my [ __ ] lord give me a break all right let's get the hands moving let's take a drink and here we go okay i thought i thought that was part of his intro animation apparently it's not what what was that reach come on heal got him got him right that's it right come on yeah i'll take a victory right there baby that was [ __ ] hard [Music] let me drop anything yo this guy's [ __ ] what what is this i got one of the four puzzle pieces first try though that was second try go go go go go up right oh he's gonna go off right look at him look look look at him it's magnificent it's magnificent what am i doing calm down dude calm down well there's a chest are you kidding me oh whoa whoa hold on a second secret hey your boy just found a secret your guy just found a secret you didn't think to go in the treasure dress did you i did get me on that [ __ ] wikipedia article and [ __ ] hold on calm down i said that i did it you know what i mean streamer finds huge secret not even the binding isaac reddit can deal with that like people on the binding of isaac reddit are going to be like holy [ __ ] did you see what german 985 did he went in the chest none of us decided to do that yeah not even the developers knew this existed right now one of the developers is watching right now and he's like got glasses and he's like wait what my glass is quick no can't do the joke is it gonna be one page and just gonna be a giant picture of me dropping down it's gonna be a gigantic picture of me dropping down that cheshire trust and like this and this and the right next to it is gonna be this so let me like get your screenshot ready because this is like what it's going to be like i did this you know what i mean is it ready get your screenshot ready like this is what this is the whole game guide okay so you need to have to be like dropping down so like me and that's all it's gonna say it's gonna point to the treasure like falling down and it's gonna say me and it's gonna be me pointing to me okay oh wait a minute what's this did you see that secret oh wow there's a secret npc over here you hear this person right hey get your second page for the guide ready yep at there's another secret right there all right so ready let's get this let's get this going i need to be like facing this direction i did this yeah this is your second page this is such a bad joke it's not this is not a joke i'm not making a joke i'm stating that i did this hollowing hollowing cliffs oh [ __ ] okay i gotta really be careful here dude you got like dark souls levels of connected world here can we get a pierre in an australian accent oh yeah yeah yeah how does australian say yeah yeah right they just say yeah wait yeah oh yeah yeah yeah that's all right that's close that's as close as you're gonna get you're gonna get a beer what are you here lies gore but the great mind secret secret nail master nice nice i nailed master mato who was taught the art of nail by the great nail sage himself hereby accept you as my pupil let us begin the lesson immediately learn the master's nail art yes hell yeah i mastered the cyclone slash so i get a mega man swing though wait a minute did you just see that i can like float with this hold on that's important i'm not crazy right okay i kind of can flow with it what kings pass float float float float what can i it's page three there's page three ah where does this bring me okay so that's how you get back up here got it right this is just the karazhan stream again no the charac here's the difference the character stream was [ __ ] awful there there's your difference kara's in stream was like it was the worst experience of my whole life now we've got three pages so sorry please keep track of the amount of pages that are in my game guide please that's three we have to fill out the whole book of like eight pages okay so let's try that again only this time let's see i had to get all the coins that's why i did that oh [ __ ] not this [ __ ] i definitely need some kind of item to even think about doing what i'm doing right now we're going for it though how am i supposed to write a [ __ ] game guide if i can't even do this [ __ ] in the dark you know what i mean good i made it what's next i don't even know i don't even know no bye oh i'm like back in the tutorial zone how the [ __ ] did i end up here oh god damn it like i went like a different [ __ ] way no god please just please please i just want to go i just want to get out of here i don't [ __ ] care what the thing has to say this is where i want to go oh there's the lantern oh god and there's a rancid egg well we don't have enough for i think i need this 1800 are you [ __ ] me i'm just gonna buy this like what's the point of not having that it's just gonna okay like why not and then two more and i finally get to get my alienware get the key well okay the next thing is i'm going for the key and i'm going for the lantern so we just need cash go get the egg 60 bucks fine i'll take the egg i don't know what it does but i'll own it fine eat the egg eat it why would i eat that right now generally not considered edible i can't eat it just a rotten egg i did that already i ate like a dozen eggs on stream gotta explore i have no wikipedia page open you know what i mean i got no wiki article i just got me and you guys secret no that's not even a secret i don't care that doesn't count as a secret there's no they don't need a page for this one okay well there we go hey thanks i'm just gonna have to do that again new area maybe not me that was a doy i i got deut right there so gotta be aware of that i just got slowly died okay well that [ __ ] it up big time all right gotta use that more often oh what the [ __ ] feel like these hurt me in real life the capital lies before us my friend what a somber place it seems and one that holds the answers to many mystery i too have thought to pull this place though now i sit before it i find myself hesitant to descend is it fear i wonder or something else that holds me back hmm no i don't know you know it wouldn't be a stream if i didn't do it this way no it wouldn't be a stream if i didn't do this one carl pewterschmidt and ralph the dog you know i wouldn't be in one of those sombra yeah very sombre oh man this robber oh man it's time for the dog get out of the [ __ ] way what does this thing do secret it's like a super chest town you sound better how are you feeling i feel okay what's the term you know i've been better but i've been also i've also been worse too so wait a minute what about this city of tears well this is a different path i guess you could take and i thought i hit him with that but apparently not oh i'm bad at this we got a fat guy does jeremy have any other things to say besides like we've got a fat guy a plus commentary jeremy we got a fat guy this had better be worth it fine to battle in fury for stars set on sign me up for antonitas i can do that [ __ ] in my sleep i don't give a [ __ ] of what you have to say can i fight this guy finally gonna cut his other ear off hey get some sleep no more squares for the rest of the stream no swearing at all and i mean at all not even like d-a-m-n h-e double hockey sticks these little side rooms are useless what the hell by the way already failed somebody that's not a swear no that's not a swear that's a place that is a noun guys that's a noun that's not a swear has a noun you can't count a noun as i swear hell is a place in in books it's written down it's a place it's an actual like place in literature that's like saying you're going to like the ball or like ballpark this ballpark considered a square no is the 99 restaurant considered a swear no yeah go ahead you know people say like go to hell yeah that's like saying go to the ballpark hey get out of here yeah you can go to the 99 restaurant definitely a roguelike it is um you guys wouldn't consider this like a roguelike if i die i lose all my money and the money is essentially it's just like souls that's all it is and you have to go collect your souls if you die and if you die twice you lose it all it's like dark soulsy you know rpgs where you need to use the money to upgrade certain things and buy certain things i would consider it like that yeah now you wouldn't what what no what anybody have all these no's excuse me in a rogue like you when you die you lose everything that's what happens in this game when you die in this game you lose all your all your souls and you have to go back and get it dark souls is a rogue like yeah it's a yeah it's not a permanent rogue like like the definition of a roguelike is like permanent death and you have to start over like a binding of isaac is a roguelike like a true one where like if you die that's it games like that are true roguelikes but i mean this is like a rogue light like they call it rogue light yeah well that's it's that's like a rogue like what are you talking about what are you guys on about roguelike is perma-death i know but like that still can have rogue-like tendencies and be like considered in the same category because if you die in this game you lose everything rogues are procedurally generated they don't have to be they call them rogue lights l-i-t-e rogue light or like it doesn't matter everything doesn't have to be random in a rogue-like rogue-like elements i mean if you want to be like a purist about the whole thing you could say but like we're we're we're peak we're beyond genres now guys you understand we're not in genres anymore there's no such thing as a genre because there's too many melds of genres we're beyond those types of labels now it's the roguelike police yeah like the roguelike police are calling me i lost my dirt blocks when i died in minecraft minecraft is a rogue like that no but like this game is okay this game is very hard the bosses are very hard you're going to lose at these bosses this is going to happen when you die to one of these bosses you lose all of your money if you don't go get it back it's gone forever that's a roguelike element that this is a very difficult extremely difficult game where you can permanently lose [ __ ] that's very important that's a roguelike element [Laughter] it kind of cut wait can i even get up here so hard very hard that's a souls element no but but the souls elements are rogue-like elements saying a game as a souls-like is saying it's like a roguelike because dark souls is like a rogue like it's a soul's like you lose stuff permanently when you die it's a rogue souls-like it's a rogue's like it's a souls rogue that's what i'm talking about there's no genres anymore they don't exist anymore they don't need to please stop are people actually met i mean at this point i'm just kind of having fun with you guys that's where we are at this point but yes i do actually think that this game has rogue-like elements like it does and if you disagree then my god my god are you wrong well this is new this is a boss or what is this okay well you teleport around and you're very annoying you're very annoying yeah it does a hollow knight rogue one rogue yeah star wars rogue one is a roguelike it is yes you know what excuse me uh rogue one is a roguelike they die in the movie that's right they die in the movie like if you if you like die in a movie like the stormtroopers in like rogue one like if the movie if you're a stormtrooper and you [ __ ] die in that movie you don't come back there's plenty of stormtroopers that die in that movie like they die they don't [ __ ] come back and guess what in the movie taken [Music] in taken when he when when liam when liam mcgregor whatever his name is spoilers what do you mean spoilers what are you talking about what are you talking about i i said storm troopers nobody nobody dies in rogue one just storm troopers all right if you wanted to see rogue one you would have watched it already when a storm trooper dies in rogue one [Laughter] no not the stormtroopers that's what i was saying when the stormtroopers die they don't come back when they die in the movie they don't come back that's it that's it only the storm troopers died the stormtroopers died real quick hey you gotta admit that was that was a pretty good damage control safe right that's pretty good safe so that's what that's what i was saying it was a real good save rogue one came out like [ __ ] three years ago no big deal not a big deal guys so like yeah um [Music] i never get spoiler that wasn't even a spoiler you could say that about any movie and it would you gonna call spoilers [Music] that's like okay okay bambi you know bambi's mother dies in bambi guys [Music] oh no if you haven't seen bambi by now you ain't gonna see it those of you guys that are upset about the rogue one spoilers i got hey here's don't worry let me let me spoil the whole movie for you it sucks don't worry don't even see it don't you have to go you don't even have to go see it you've already seen it it ain't a good movie it's like a solid 5 out of 10 movie it's a 7 out of 10 if you love star wars it's all right don't worry i've only seen one movie wallace and gromit curse of the werebear it sucks it's all right what's the truth yeah star wars rogue one a roguelike story is a 5 out of 10 movie it is a 7 out of 10 movie if you love star wars because again you know whatever that you they go into like the bar and it's like no no and you're like oh wow i remember that cantina cool if you took all the star wars [ __ ] okay by the way by the way excuse me excuse me where the uh no that's a spoiler never mind we don't do spoilers in this in this chat oh [ __ ] what's he doing oh i can get him in my [ __ ] juice this isn't a boss either [ __ ] i was not smart [ __ ] all right cut the [ __ ] i gotta cut the [ __ ] here like cut the [ __ ] really [ __ ] i'm too busy like [ __ ] talking [ __ ] about star wars i'm like sitting here talking [ __ ] about star wars and i can't even [ __ ] play the game [Music] i shouldn't why why the [ __ ] was i trying to heal that first like ah stupid ass [ __ ] that's not even get out of my [ __ ] way i'm i'm actually angry at the fact that like i'm holding circle to try to like not die get out of the way i don't want to fight any of you guys i want to fight the actual creature up there hey how about this every time i die i give a movie spoiler how do you guys feel about that okay all right fine i'm gonna play that game fine yeah every time i die we're gonna we're gonna get a movie spoiler yeah you guys want to see that you guys want that oh yeah how about this we just died time for a movie spoiler kaiser soze kaiser so jose is his kevin nealon how's that sound what am i doing how did i get in here how did i get in here [ __ ] get me the [ __ ] out of here what do i need to go down what the [ __ ] is happening right now [Music] i gotta slow down jesus before i really die again and i have to give another movie spoiler oh wait a minute that's glue man you should glue the corner gonna die again don't die oh hey by the way in case you guys didn't know the fat guy from seinfeld in jurassic park [ __ ] up everything he like steals the dna in the uh in the in the champagne bottle and he's twisted up and he's the one he's the the fat guy from seinfeld newman is the reason why [ __ ] goes down in jurassic park is your movie spoiler this is the most i've died there you go guys like i can't like have like a deep conversation and like talk a bunch of stuff and like say a bunch of and play a video game at the same time it's never going to happen like i i i'm still confused like we've been talking for like 10 minutes i've died like three times and i have no idea where i'm going this is the only time i've had this problem in the entire time i played this game because my brain is too small to talk and play video games at the exact same time that wasn't so bad just don't lose to the [ __ ] mini boss i don't like that you can do that you don't you should be you shouldn't be able to have the dumb floating orb here how come you get the binding of isaac familiar and i don't this is such an awkward place to fight this guy it really is like [ __ ] this we're going outside no we're not going outside this is the worst possible place to fight you i can't think of a worse place to fight this [ __ ] guy like [ __ ] off man maybe i wasn't already here no yeah what i'm getting all kinds of turned around right now and this stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] enemy is ruining everything this dumb teleporting enemy is making me sincerely question my life and where i am and what i'm doing with it not another one of these [ __ ] i hate these things so where this is the worst enemy in the game any enemy that flies i can teleport and like it shoots projectiles delete it the soul master oh no it's a teleporting ranged enemy just watch him for a little bit wow okay i can jump over him come on what what the [ __ ] they fly off camera left what's going on what's up i think he like deflates oh what the [ __ ] man like he's so good here that's annoying gotcha first try [Music] oh you have an elaborate depth and that's a new thing i've never seen that before something new he's back oh boy that's this is not this is not over oh come on really oh what the [ __ ] hold on slow it down come on [ __ ] you i just okay just have to dodge this finally we die no more surprises all right he's dead that was easier than the first form right that's it am i going to grab this is he going to turn into like a third thing or something i don't understand let me be prepared for this if it happens again don't do it again don't do it a third time he's the guy that grunts too much at the gym i don't know i wonder what i do here i don't know um jeff wait what happened 985. why why what what's 9a oh oh 985. i can't collect any more money this meat so tender [ __ ] hell so you guys are telling me that just sell all this [ __ ] there's no other use for this in the game if i sell all this and i become like a trillionaire there's no other use for this [ __ ] in the game right i'm not gonna get surprised here and i oh you need two hollowed nest seals just sell it there's literally no other use for the game yeah hey here's another thing though i need the lantern yeah we're dumping all of it pranked what are you talking about [ __ ] pranked pranked you need i need that item what are you talking about did everyone just [ __ ] with me and do i actually need these these are these quest items okay i gotta be real [ __ ] careful here really careful we gotta be super careful okay what is in here royal waterway oh boy i'm terrified with this much money on me don't run into a boss don't run into a boss oh [ __ ] this we're leaving don't you do it don't do it please i can't have the stress on me right now i gotta dump some of this money wait what i gotta dump at least like forty percent of this money sixty percent of this money after nail smith are you well you found one i'm not much for talk but if it's a nail that needs repair then you come to the right plug that's it that's real cheap man can i do it again can i do this i'll just keep doing this i'll do it again there we go the reforging is complete i've honed your nail's edge you'll find it much stronger than it used to be head out there and test it hmm can i like send this guy to town because he's very [ __ ] annoyingly far away the only other place i haven't gone here is right so we're going to go right and then i'm going to [ __ ] the bed and make a vlog about it hey what's going on guys it's your boy germa i just want to say hey what's up do a vlog do a quick little thing here by the way [ __ ] the bed today hey what's going on dudes it's me it's your boy germa it's your guy your friend check out what i got today and it goes then this is like a zoom in on my face i hope this is not a oh no no no no no no no don't give me like a major storyline boss right now oh god please not with forty four hundred dollars again we meet i'm normally quite perceptive you i underestimated though i've since guessed the truth you've seen beyond the kingdom's bounds don't fight me please don't fight me thank god something that i i don't think i'll ever understand is when people get angry at people for their first playthroughs it's like yes that's true i don't know the thing that calm down for a second i need to chill the [ __ ] out right now and pay attention to the game i'm not paying attention at all holy [ __ ] dude calm down i'm gonna lose all this but people people get like angry when you don't do like the thing you're supposed to do immediately it's like well yeah man this that's because i don't know where to go next i don't know that i didn't play it yet i need to find out where i need to figure out where to go there are people they get very very very mad if you don't do like the most optimal route and like know where everything is at all times and if you know you're not allowed to die either if you die that means you're bad i'm not saying anybody here is kappa no every so often i will see in the chat like wow what the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] could you have missed like that item it's like i don't know man cuz i don't because i didn't know that that item existed and here's the thing like i i've been i've been a culprit of that myself like when you if you play a game through and you know exactly what to do and you know exactly where to go when you watch somebody play it and you know exactly what to do and they're doing the complete opposite thing you're just kind of sitting there like wincing a little like i probably should say something like dude you're like inch him in the right direction like hey you're just not even close to being in the right like whatever but i would never i would ever call somebody like stupid for like being in the wrong area i would like i would like helpfully nudge them the other the other way you know give me the lumify lantern yes very expensive all right here we are what do you got for me money more money even more money by more money i mean like not a lot of money i see something else i think that's the last piece right something else oh this is great holy crap okay so this is the last piece i have completed this there we go what does this do ah it's another it's the legend of zelda and what is this grub song contains the gratitude of free grubs gain soul when taking damage nice oh sweet a new computer new alienware unlocked now i can play crisis 2. i'm just getting [ __ ] beat up right now all right top right go smash the ground go to new area you like how the back tracking is simple enough yeah i i would normally complain about something like this but it's very unoffensive what was that what is that thing what the hell is this it was an item another egg yeah the back tracking is very it's very mild which is a very good thing all right this area is cool all right [ __ ] oh boy look at the paper on the ground yeah i haven't seen any yet though all right this is some super meat boy [ __ ] wow jesus really damn all right don't [ __ ] it up got it you're free oh dear oh dear oh oh oh that sucked please give me it give it to me [Music] this really is meat boy totally oh it's like the goofy face i know i don't i don't even know what goofy face means oh [ __ ] oh great just a mini boss but [Music] don't die somebody just somebody just gave that that image is going to be a lot bigger don't worry somebody get 50 bucks i'll i'll talk to you in a second give me one second why did i just [ __ ] dash into this guy that was really stupid [ __ ] i just got so greedy i'm still so greedy no fair dude will you die already thank you jeez oh that's a bench that's a bench i thought that was a funny guy's face with a hat on that doesn't look that's like that's a funny face with a hat on [Music] it's a [ __ ] bench okay now i get it now i get it i'm looking for like the funny guy then there's no guy 50 plus 26. uh you guys don't see that oh come on really yeah it really is just german earth with a hat on that's not a bench that's true earth wait a second oh i'm going for real for [ __ ] real i gotta reload this area take a [ __ ] picture of that it's that's germa earth it just needs a funny hat that's all it needs [Laughter] uh i [ __ ] love this what the [ __ ] man oh boy now i gotta do like thank god i didn't mean to buy that this is all for my little friend let's get the pattern here two one two so these are like the three three major bosses coming soon go no further little shadow what compels its climb out of the darkness what compels its return to the sacred kingdom a call from beyond the seals by the vessel by that captive light with the seals break they cannot be undone but the vessel weakens that plague springs anew they must be undone if i was a voice actor i would be the cheapest like eight dollar voice actor it ever was yet still our seals remain our duty holds it must be cast away duty holds it shall be done the lion the witch and the wardrobe the three biggest bosses by the new mobility new weapon lollipop taking the dream nail new weapon hold triangle to charge and slash with a nail cut through the veil between dreams and waking thank goodness this bug grandmother gave me a bunch of like poison tea i knew it i knew it i knew those things i knew those [ __ ] weird orange peel things yeah those orange peel things are everywhere the hell is where is this what is this where am i what the [ __ ] am i wait i'm a city of tears again look at how far away i am all right we just have like a binding of isaac [ __ ] enemy okay sodium seems to be huge okay the one enemy that runs away is the one that hurts me really you want my geo stay back i'm gonna read their minds there's a lot of [ __ ] people in here you're just all dead just kill them all kill i can read their thoughts i'm pretty much just doing tell okay [ __ ] you just spawned right on top me that was not fair you guys know it damn that was actually pretty difficult oh another piece of this egg the george washington's okay that's fine new area god damn this kingdom's edge [ __ ] it's so expensive it's so expansive guys it's too expensive this is crazy well at least i know that's over here this guy like let's read this guy's mind what do you say come here i want to read your thoughts come on i i gotta okay hold on i'm gonna bring him down no i'm just going he's gonna die all this for 15 yeah yep that's right this [ __ ] is 15 bucks i can't believe this is 15 i don't believe that why this is this is very clearly like a 40 game you know that's amazing i have nothing but good things to say about this so far this is crazy it's extremely expansive there's a lot of stuff to do like i'm i'm not even like what like 10 of the way through the game like 20 which is what this 30 bosses i've i've killed what like seven there's all this already like all all this already this is already like a 20 game already it's very very very very fair for the content you get highly highly recommend you buy this game if you like these kinds of things please get this game uh give one negative okay i will give you a negative i've said i've said it a few times i'm not like a gigantic fan of the whole um get the map for the area i know it's like cool and it's like nostalgia it's old school but i i don't know i'd rather just [ __ ] as we go be able to see it you know so that's like uh the one real complaint i think i have about the game but that's barely a complaint it's not like a personal preference thing uh yeah the also the compass this system i'm gonna give you a another another negative here hold on there's another huge guy make it like a safe place the only other negative i can think of is they have so many really cool combinations here there's a dozen combinations i could probably think of just with these i kind of just wish they didn't have costs i kind of just wish they were all worth like two or like two or one i think three costs for anything it just kind of makes it a little too difficult to take anything off because for me i find like this is like a must-have right for a lot of people this is a must-have for a lot of people i would really like to see this give me like the freedom to put like different combinations on and not have to worry about the notches i know i can buy more notches but i just think that's like a doesn't need to be there i don't think i think just having the maximum amount of notches is more fun to play with because you have to like wait till you buy the notches to be able to do this like maybe i'd rather see them tone down some of these stronger ones to make it like at least the early game a little more interesting not even really a complaint because like i don't mind but that's the only other thing i can think of that i've kind of just been pigeonholed for the first like six hours seven hours of the game because i needed what 20 let's see one two four five six seven eight nine ten eleven two i needed ten charms to be able to buy a new notch right not even a complaint really i'm just like i'm i'm really trying to think of things like that that i don't like and that's not even i don't i don't even mind it's like not even a big deal but if you made me have to give you another thing that i thought was like i wish i could maybe do it a little differently where am i going oh god oh god don't even go for the money oh [ __ ] you're gonna throw this at me right now i'm doing like dog noises oh oh [Music] what is this another area another area come on give me some oh damn i need to bait this guy over here and then like heal but just don't get hit please sir we're fine okay we're good i need to get to like solid ground [ __ ] my [ __ ] this is too many areas i keep stumbling upon new places that's like the fourth new area i found in the last [ __ ] five ten minutes like come on let me pop a squat somewhere [ __ ] what movie am i gonna spoil now uh good question let me think of a movie while i like lose to this regular enemy um and all dogs go to heaven uh the main i don't i don't care just pretend i made a joke god damn it i don't want to do this whole [ __ ] thing again come here now you're gonna do it now you're gonna do that [ __ ] to me come on [ __ ] these enemies here it's not fair i am gonna scream in a second i really am you're gonna and now he's back why did he know did i get it back why did he take more than one two hits what the [ __ ] i hit him twice why did he not explode what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] that was that was [ __ ] stupid i hit him twice he didn't explode that's what threw me off i hit that i hit my my thing twice he's died every single time with two hits god [ __ ] that area [ __ ] those enemies in that area that's [ __ ] alright you want to stop stopping outside complain about that that sucks [ __ ] shadow gets more health when you get more health what a full another swing of my sword well that's [ __ ] that is total dog [ __ ] i got one extra little capsule and you mean i gotta hit him a third [ __ ] time oh by the way in mission impossible tom cruise that the that [ __ ] general in the very beginning the guy like takes off the mask like okay hold on a second let me let me just let me deal with like the [ __ ] shittiest area in the whole game give me one second i'm so mad that i can't even play i [ __ ] hate this so much that i can't play the game i i [ __ ] despise this this is the shittiest place in the whole game even though even though it's not even hard i [ __ ] hate this i [ __ ] hate this place so yeah in the movie speed guess what everything's fine they end up going below 50 miles per hour and the bus doesn't nothing happens it's fine [ __ ] dumb ass place those stupid flying bugs that you can't go near because they just stand above you and throw the spears they don't even they never fly at you i lost all that money because i didn't know i had to swing him a third time legitimately for the [ __ ] 11 hours of this game i've had to hit that thing twice and now all of a sudden i don't because i got like an extra [ __ ] zelda capsule ancient basin okay where we're like we made it to the ancient basin guys i should not be here at all i just want to fight like the wait i probably don't have enough please have it be like less than oh no not a toll machine no but that's a bench isn't it oh [ __ ] why did i have to die at that stupid [ __ ] spot ugh like how [ __ ] annoying what is this i think i'm just on tilt and everything is angering me right now and i will i would say it again but i'm not going to the third [ __ ] swing that i had no [ __ ] idea oh i said it again i didn't want to say it again but i just did i did i still do if i have money in the bank but like that's so far away and to be completely honest i because there's no map my one complaint of the game i have no [ __ ] idea how to even get back there i'll have a cloak drop all geo into the fountain why would i do this i just did it why did i do that [Music] oh wait wait hold on a second hiccups hold on wait this is important this is important here comes the [ __ ] piez here comes the biat conga line no it wasn't a clown car does something somebody get hit by a clown car [Music] i'm gonna say this one more time [ __ ] off where am i where am i i'm so overwhelmed right now that's the one another i have a problem sometimes when i'm given like five different options of where i can go i just i get so overwhelmed and i just don't know what to do because i don't know what the correct thing to do is because there's at least like five places i can go and i guess like the answer to that is nothing is correct right you can kind of just go wherever you want right something like that did something happen did i get like [ __ ] two times health on this guy why does it feel like this guy's taking a thousand more hits than it usually does did i did i hit that guy like 10 times more times than i hit him last time i don't get it i might need to take a break i might have to take a break i'm at that stage right now where like the third swing on my ghost pissed me off so much that i i can't even exist as a person right now like that is still making me angry like months later you know what i mean i might have to take a break you like how i don't die literally for three hours and i die it's because i can't even function as a human being right now you know what i'm saying like it's hard for me to even exist right i'm just so angry at that third hit on the ghost like why do i have to pay for the map from another complaint i don't have to buy the map it's given me i don't care if i have to find the [ __ ] guy just give it to me i already i'm already there it's such a minuscule [ __ ] amount of geo like why even have it in the game yeah i can already tell like i've gotten hit more times in the last 20 minutes than i have in 12 hours streaming this game that's how you know something you know i'm like ready to pop now okay remember this remember this area this is the don't hey don't hate it don't even worry just go what you should have done in the very beginning is that [ __ ] fighting anything here just go oh jesus one pure vessel has ascended beyond lies only the refuse and regret of its creation we shall enter that place no longer okay well this is an area that i can't access yet i hope this was worth doing i really hope there's something at the end of this otherwise this is a very bad idea thank goodness it was a bad it was a good idea just gonna stand right here almost there [ __ ] okay pay the toll i'm gonna see where i'm at what i've updated sit on the damn bench um i don't think i can do anything else here this is the tutorial lose my mind i have i remember the obnoxious george washington enemies that just clump up together and you can't go by it's no more complaining i haven't complained about this game in like 14 hours playing it it was a stupid [ __ ] ghost that that's what did it and i can't get over it look look at this you know like something just bothers you and you can't [ __ ] ever get over it like i can't get over it because in my mind none of this stupid [ __ ] would have happened if that didn't happen i've been raging for an hour i could have i probably have been i don't have an area for this map oh eat my [ __ ] ass it's not this way but this is you know what am i doing now like where am i off to now i shouldn't be doing this but i just i did it anyways just opened this what's up here resting grounds where am i rest here into hope and freedom at that what challenge the warrior dream what you know what sure get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here now what what do you got yeah thanks a lot let me [ __ ] take that first try hey what did i get a hundred and i got a hundred essence for that yeah i can upgrade this now right i just got a hundred essence any case you still have a long way to go take this old trinket as encouragement for me in return when you have two hundred holiness seal but she just gave me one of those dumb seals for a hundred what that's it i was waiting for some epic upgrade to the weapon or something i don't think i can do anything else i just wish i had a map of any of this [ __ ] that's the worst part this world is so huge that not having a map at all means i have no idea even where the [ __ ] i'm supposed to be or where i'm standing i'm like down here somewhere this this wasn't okay am i up no no no no no no no go back up well how would i oh well how do you do hey well how do you do sure how do you do all right that's it i'm done that's [ __ ] like going to secret entrance and the huge bugs there night and i insta die and then we're all the way yeah all right thanks for watching they'll uh back i that's [ __ ] horse [ __ ] that is that is so angering that is so [ __ ] angering don't you guys love how for the entire game they haven't done that and they decide to do that right now for the entire [ __ ] video game there was not hey watch out for this guy in front of you until right now like 15 hours into the game like i just i don't even [ __ ] know how to get back look at how far away all right well thanks for watching that's it that was gonna end i was gonna get to a bench up there and end that is that is in [ __ ] infuriating i had i did have ample time to get out but i it doesn't matter i'm going to use every excuse in the book i'm so angry right now i was having so much fun with this game like this this was like game of the year for me and now i'm starting to hate very certain things about it i still love the [ __ ] out of this game though no i can't end the stream i i have to get to this stupid [ __ ] spot i can't end yet it was a very very specific thing put me on like full tilt an hour ago and i've never been able to recover since all right i just gotta go over there and sit on the bench i just didn't ever think i was gonna have to do this again get out of the [ __ ] way before my teeth break and i'm just going like this this isn't what just happened no come on come on don't do this again someone who's gonna say don't do that to me again i didn't deserve that come on where [Music] oh come on like come what is with this what is with this nonsense like where am i where am i going i'm like going in a fun house something just exploded on me there's another one there's another [ __ ] secret entrance over here this is a [ __ ] house of mirrors there's anything else what else is there you throw it at me somebody's house second flower is the offering it is rare delicate one of a kind okay what if you were to get hurt while carrying it or did not or attempt to ride the transit it would be forever destroyed her grave lies in the middle of queen's overgrown estate it is surrounded by her kind who will not look kindly on your trespass take care oh give me a [ __ ] break i can't get hit oh no i'm not trying that tonight i'm gonna sit on the bench and rest my ass all right that's gonna be it thank you so much for watching everybody we will attempt this when i try this game again thank you so much for watching everybody i appreciate it hi guys hey you know when you take a dog out to walk and they just walk around in circles and they pee and they do the thing but they they do like i'm turning around i'm turning around i'm turning around i'm turning around here we go here comes the [ __ ] i'm turning around i'm spinning around circles and i what's that smell over there something smells over there he did that like five times new guerrillas tracks are out new gorillas tracks around red [ __ ] alert are you serious hold on a second did you just did somebody just say that the gorilla's tracks have launched like are they singles yeah you kidding me uh ladies and gentlemen uh we got a red alert here oh we got a red alert here gorilla's tracks have watched well we got a red alert here ladies and gentlemen red alert girls have watched their new album everyone's saying listen now liz no i can't listen to it now nope i have to just like lock myself in my room and just like put headphones in and just melt into my bed and listen i i don't want my first experience to be on stream i want that to be like melting in my bed like a chocolate bar all right well let's just go from here i think that i think i was very angry at the crystal but i ended the stream angrily last time didn't i oh right okay i got a new i got an item that i can't get hit right that's the last thing that happened so i have to go from here to the queen station without being getting hit okay we're gonna give that a try i can't get hit one time but i just gotta make it to the queen station okay i haven't been hit yet so far so good i haven't been hit once shit's going pretty well i think the gorillas are my favorite band and i'll tell you a couple of reasons why all the gorillas albums are compilation albums and they bring on new artists and random people that you may not have ever heard before and it opens your mind and opens your eyes to different people and different artists or i like the fact that it's not just damon albarn and like just oh yeah damon albarn like man and jamie hewlett made like some cartoons no it's like legit it's david albarn gets a bunch of people to do this whole album uh here's the the one problem with playing this game is stuff like this the last time i played this game was like four or five days ago and i'm just like wait what happened there's like a giant [ __ ] map there's a ton of things where am i well the flower's destroyed and i'm gonna die because i'm stuck in the wall well that was great that was fun i'd love to just go to the place that i want to go instead of just getting lost over here in [ __ ] no man's land can i like what the [ __ ] i just want to go over here you tell me i gotta like [ __ ] uh out of pain in the ass come on now you tell me i have to go down down that stupid elevator again take the stag up to [ __ ] here and walk to the right this is what that might not be like the best possible route but i i'm not gonna sit here and just stare at a [ __ ] map all day and i'm already [ __ ] angry because i don't want to be doing this right now i want to play the game i want to play hollow knight i want to play hollow knight not walk around and backtrack on a map and not know where the [ __ ] i am just take the stag station what what do you guys tell i'm going down there right now i don't i don't know where the stag station is i can't see it on the map i didn't know that there's a stag station underneath the weird lady because it doesn't exist because i didn't see it no go down oh i'm getting [ __ ] angry now like go down i'll just go down myself [ __ ] it what do i even need to do that for i'm so done with this [ __ ] i just want to play i want to i want to progress in the game i just want to progress in the game oh my god this is so irritating to me already mad no i'm just i'm mad at like this dumb [ __ ] i hate this i don't mind like backtracking but when i can't see where the [ __ ] i'm going up here it's like come on why do i have to go buy a map every time like [ __ ] you game anything else oh well i just killed that guy i never got my souls back no i didn't i i was so angry the fact that i was just lost backtracking that like i don't even care i would rather spend 300 than have to go back there without a map and do that all over again that his high vantage i can just make it out of the light from that sad little town i doubt its residents could even comprehend the scale of the world that surrounds them how's mom is he hmm i get it yeah you're showing me the last boss of the game over and over again it's gonna be me you know what i mean he's gonna take off the mask and it's gonna be me and it's going to be like yes i was you on all the time and you're going to be like wow stop that voice right now no i'm doing it for every character now for the rest of the time we play [Laughter] flanker i was actually trying to do like a william shatner oh sweet i love roguelikes i do too who doesn't love a good rogue like let me get a refill let me get a mcdonald's refill pretty nice rogue like you got there yeah thanks it's not mine i cur i currently have an end user license agreement with this game is this is not my game [ __ ] you know you know you guys like buy a game if you you you bought an end user license agreement end user license [ __ ] i thought that was going to move like mario shut up and [ __ ] play yeah you guys think you own your games no it's just an end user license bowser is going to be at the end of this i played this game before what happened you consumed the crystal heart while on the ground or clinging to a while to concentrate the force release the button to blast forwards and fly through the air oh god even more of this [ __ ] oh so many places to use this there's so many places today i can use this uh oh wait what i'm confused why did that happen like i can't die here i'm like just learning this new ability it just goes forever all right i guess it just goes forever oh [ __ ] is am i going to keep going oh my god it's just like died at least one what somebody ate them what wait wait wait wait wait come here come here is he dead oh [ __ ] i didn't save that one okay what's this what's it what's up here what's this oh i said what's it hey what's that what's that nice what's that should you buy this game right now yes oh [ __ ] i gotta go right through the middle oh god oh no and i gotta make it through here oh [ __ ] i was so close oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay we're good what's up here what is up here i track the whole thing am i playing braid right now only braid players will get that come on stop [ __ ] don't don't make any what the [ __ ] am i doing i can just go like this seriously why did i do that i didn't have to do that oh god damn it all right we're good oh no this is the nail master okay he taught me how to paint great slash well that's our no another weapon technique i guess it was worth coming all the way down here for the one issue though is we have to go all the way back that's the one problem i have about this is we have to go back i have to go all the way back what just happened what just happened i was so silent because i what the [ __ ] was that what did i touch am i missing something here no i'm getting so like oh god okay everybody calm down all right oh lord um you know guys i'm i'm i'm i'm [ __ ] pretty lost i need to stop being so lazy see i'm being like lazy i'm being like try to go as fast as i can because i'm lazy and i'm sick of doing this look at me look at me i'm falling apart here stupid snooping look how lazy this is oh [ __ ] okay well sometimes it's good to be lazy that was so lazy that it i was so lazy that it gave me something for free am i am i going the right way right now i can't even tell because i can't see a [ __ ] map i can't see a [ __ ] map so i don't know where i am i have the map for this place too that's what's [ __ ] so annoying i have the map for this [ __ ] ah why am i turning into like a [ __ ] sesame street character oh yeah i'm so angry the one thing i really don't like about this game is the fact that you can go from like an area you have a map to like you have no idea where the [ __ ] you are good luck uh now you see where you are again that just makes me need to like i i like well i'm gonna [ __ ] pee my pants see i find that to be an irritating deterrent rather than like something that's every part of the game some people like that [ __ ] i really don't i find that to be like an annoying like extra deterrent to play and now i'm i'm like i'm angry again i'm just losing it's like nothing substantial has happened this entire stream i've literally been walking around in circles collecting items and [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are you oh [ __ ] something substantial i got a new ability yeah i got i got one new i did one thing in almost 48 minutes like in almost a full hour has gone by and like somebody taught me how to swing my sword a different way all i've done is like just damage is just damage boost through everything hold on be everybody be quiet [ __ ] i'm just oh my god and here we go again let's let's run across the whole [ __ ] game again i can't wait it's gonna be great so i am so angry right now it's like this is the problem with the stream i spent an hour trying to go the right direction and i learned a new move i didn't say anything who said something somebody said i i heard somebody talk all right i'm seriously gonna [ __ ] i gotta stop this right now like stop this stop this stop this nonsense calm down and [ __ ] go get your body and continue like seriously cut the [ __ ] put being such a [ __ ] complainer the game is designed to be like this stop pretending like it shouldn't be the game is designed for you to like backtrack for [ __ ] two hours like that's what the game is designed to do so just just let it happen have fun and go for it oh [ __ ] so i just gave 50 bucks why did you get 50 when i'm like sitting here like just being like a grumpy old [ __ ] i knew what i was getting into i knew what i signed up for i signed up for getting lost for two hours that's like what you do in these games what did i think was gonna happen of course that was what was gonna happen our german 985 is lit well you know i i i check that subreddit from time to time pale or wait a minute i can i can upgrade my sword holy [ __ ] okay hold on i can bring that back to the blacksmith god this game just got so much more better so much more better like here's here's some insider info for you guys right if i'm not streaming this game like i will well did you see that by the way did you see that one yeah when you stream a game at least for me i want it to be like entertaining and worth watching and getting lost in a game like this off camera is you know perfectly fine and i would sit there and i would just get like a [ __ ] chocolate milk and i would get lost for like three hours and not even care but like that person was saying it is it's different when i'm streaming this because it's i don't want to just sit here like go like i don't want to sit here like this for like 30 minutes and be like okay so that's where that is that's where that is there's a bench over there okay well that kind of looks like a seesaw i'm like no like i want to like play it i want you guys to watch you know when you go to see you know i don't want to like have to have one of those streams where i just don't do anything and nothing gets done i like to do things i like to do things oh now i remember this i remember i remember being so angry here yep i remember being angry here it's all coming back to me a spot we've not been to it only took us an hour of a full hour of streaming uh uh uh bugs get your fail fishes ready oh great this big bertha this is gonna be a boss right here i know it why you guys fail fishing already evan whoa oh god oh god come on what the hell they're everywhere since it's been a reoccurring question in chat can we get a sit and if you can am i going to play sport like a confirmation if i'm going to play sport uh i don't know i don't like i don't really plan things it's like i i do kind of what i want to do for that week so my planned streams like oh i'm gonna play sport if i just feel like playing sport for like a night or two it's that it's just gonna happen i do however whatever i feel like doing and on any given day is what i'm gonna do hello wait what no okay no get out of his brain get out of his brain get away from his brain oh no the broken vessel just watch him for a minute it is a super dash jumps okay here's a jump he's jumping a dash and he shoots out boogers holy [ __ ] what the hell is he doing it's just a bullet hell okay just bullet hell got him right come on that's it no that's that might be phase one let's hope let's see no got him got him no fail fish is necessary guys got him first try lucky lucky lucky what consume the monarch wings press x well in the air to flap the wings oh it's a double jump it's a double jump finally finally i got the double jump this seriously changes everything you guys are right that's fantastic uh if you can beat the dream version of that boss right now i'll cheer 50 000 bits what do you mean the dream version when you say dream version does that mean i have to like do something in here where am i now should i not have done this i'm not gonna like lose everything am i sure i don't know if i should have done that okay oh lost king okay let's go you guys want to see it fine first try dream boss got him i beat him i did it i just look i got out of the dream i beat him first [ __ ] try i i just beat him i'm out i escaped the dream i just beat him first try you can just do that again i kind of want to do this again go back in there i'm going no i think i could do this if i was like quiet enough [ __ ] i just want to skip this part this part was cool the first time i don't wanna dance i just want to go to the boss i don't want to go down the [ __ ] jokey stairway no [ __ ] excuse me excuse me where's my i just did it again i beat it again a second time i just beat it again you guys want to see me beat it a third time you want to see me like get out of the dream three times in a row you guys want to see somebody beat that [ __ ] three times in a row all right here we go i i can beat this i really can i got i just got i got crossed up i tried i hit right trigger instead of circle i got really crossed up there i'll beat him right now like oh dash jump jump jump dash uh charge up move down oh i read i pressed the wrong button let's go no no god damn it oh i get stuck oh that was so close i gave one more try [ __ ] hell oh i'm getting so greedy ah [ __ ] that was it too i needed one more phase that was it one more try let's go come on i think i lost it already yeah i lost it i'm gonna take some [ __ ] miracle here yeah i have that i got it i'm let's go uh i just get i get too crossed up [ __ ] hell i want to do this i want to try this again no i'm just like i'm like so on edge i almost beat him last of that last time he was very close and now when you lose when you're that close you're just like i [ __ ] hate my life that's it that's not it that's not it holy [ __ ] wow that's okay he that i wasn't close apparently that was he i got like three more phases oh my lord all right i'll do that look i i need i still need a sword upgrade you know what i mean like i i gotta come back here when i can like actually beat this guy why am i an idiot i don't understand why does that make me an idiot that i can't be like a hard boss in the game right now does anyone understand that why am i an idiot that guy's [ __ ] extremely difficult what you lost because you suck oh you know what [ __ ] you how does that sound that's really [ __ ] off it's not easy you do it let me see let me see your [ __ ] stats am i just so angry that i can't even like play this game right now no give me a break like look if you if people are going to tell me that like i suck at [ __ ] like you suck you know what i mean like [ __ ] you well i can't like defend myself i can't i can't like that's [ __ ] if someone's gonna tell me to go [ __ ] themselves like if someone's gonna say hey go [ __ ] yourself i'm gonna be like you know what you go [ __ ] yourself how does that sound i ain't gonna sit here and let somebody tell me like to go [ __ ] myself no no hugo [ __ ] yourself you know what i mean like if somebody tells me to eat their ass i'm gonna be like no like what the [ __ ] are you talking about no yo go eat your own ass you do that deal with it and look i know it's a joke i know there's like a lot of jokes and people like oh you suck but there are like actually people that are mad that i didn't just beat that boss that are truly [ __ ] upset with me and like end up mad at me that i didn't beat that boss so you you need to you need a [ __ ] hobby go get a hobby go take a pottery making i'm kind of just like sprinting through ed no i didn't do this right at all in fact like i'm going to like die down here i'm going to die over here the straight bullet almost just hit me right in the head i think i saw you at the gym the other day you were trying to squat a plate but you couldn't lift it so you screamed and then apparently then apparently i [ __ ] my pants cause i [ __ ] my pants trying to do squats uh that's true that that did happen i was i was in the gym and i did [ __ ] my pants trying to squat but thank you johnson for the five bucks oh thank god i came here with the right amount of money i seem stressed today i mean like today maybe maybe today sounded like real anger oh no i was i was very angry at that boss but you got to give me a little bit of credit right so you guys we all play games we all play video games that's what we do we play games sometimes you have trouble with certain things and like and sometimes when you have trouble if like one of your friends was over your house right because we're all friends here one of your friends is over your house and you're having trouble with the boss and like you're having trouble and you're getting closer you're getting closer you're getting closer and you lose and you lose and you lose and your friend is like you suck you're not gonna like do one of these like [ __ ] what i'm not shut up i'm trying to do this like that's what's going to happen that's like that's what i would do if like burger boy was over my house right now and he did that i'd be like burger boy burger boy what the shut the [ __ ] up burger boy okay it's hard i'm trying [ __ ] you that's what i would say that's actually exactly what my friend does yeah and you probably say you probably tell him to shut the [ __ ] up and he probably goes what what why why why why and you're like dudes come on and then they only give him one of those job i fall she's not my father you suck this bread shot why why you shocked so bad it's like you know could die oh it's not your fault german we're not your friends what is what i'm serious what how i i keep telling people that i have like like thousands of internet friends is that's not true that's how i get my discount at like cvs they go cbs where do you have a cvs card no i i have a bunch of internet friends oh okay well that vitamin water will be 14 cents cheaper and i'm like yes please donate your bits to stop you from getting bullied no it was like you know it was one person one [ __ ] person said it and it put me like over the edge i saw one [ __ ] thing in chat that was like wow this dog really sucks and i'm just like hey cat karen i mean vitamin water does suck dude like i could be at like a i could be holding like a rally or something like hey welcome everyone welcome to the germa rally and i get at a podium i'm like thank you thank you thank you let's talk about let's talk about the issues here like the streaming issues and like one guy that the the crowd could be [ __ ] cheering right they could be they could be like 50 000 people in this crowd all cheering my name like oh we're like we're like twitchcon and like the stream con and a germa panel and like people are [ __ ] all chanting and screaming for me and like [ __ ] showing signs and say like oh i love you and i hear one guy in that audience say this guy's a [ __ ] tool i'm gonna like get off the podium and be like who's that that who said that who said that where is he and i'm gonna like push people out of the way be like get out of the way i need to find this guy who said it find that guy security find that guy find that kind of tell him that i said [ __ ] you i could never run for president somebody on like cnn or like cbs or like fox or whatever the [ __ ] would just be like oh so uh uh german 985 why are they calling me german 985 by the way german 985 uh was a scene at um at uh wendy's last night and he said that uh he doesn't mind the well hold on do i fight these guys again no all right there's a wendy's and uh wow you know he looked like he was eating he was eating that hot dog really strangely he was eating that hamburger really strangely uh you know he's kind of ugly i would like go to cnn headquarters and be like who said i was ugly i was shedding his pants at a local gym i'm one of those pair here let me give you the long and short of it i'm one of those people that if somebody like makes fun of me like for real i need to like be like hey why why are you saying that don't you know what do you know don't you know that you shouldn't be being like that don't be so mean no i would i would want to go on like like cnn and like debate the guy or something i'll go on like cvs and do like a live debate and all they'd have to do is just just say something like oh by the way uh mr 985 so you're running for a president of the united states oh yes yes i am well that's very interesting you have very good credentials i see you have uh you're completely completely qualified for the job but uh there's one thing in particular i want to ask you about a direct question uh you couldn't beat that dream boss is that because that you just you just suck at games and i would just be like listen listen anderson cooper how dare you bring up [ __ ] like that from the past you and you and your majestic wonderful beautiful head of pure like just straight up silver hair your silver-haired dragon is what i'd call them and i get thrown off what's up you guys know that anderson cooper's hair is made out of pure silver it's silver it's not actually hair that's a precious metal where the hell am i going oh by the way like no i think nothing i'm saying is true like i don't you guys can talk all the [ __ ] you want i don't care it's just in the moment when somebody makes fun of you for being bad at something and you know you're being bad at something and you're trying to improve sometimes you've got to throw a tomato right hey what's that old saying you can't make a soup unless you throw a tomato right what's the saying you're not gonna make you can't make bread unless you need that dough right yeah that sort of can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs mine was close enough this place is weird it's like a burrow i kind of like i like the music too it's like really creepy and weird i really especially like the enemies that come out of nowhere in the ground watch it come on i just want to heal get out of here get out of here you little dumb rich buds what i'm sorry for calling you an idiot earlier i just want to apologize and move on oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gone well okay that happened that was a thing this is this is obviously a boss but you know no we're not no we're not no we are not going to do this i i so desperately need a bench here i don't want to fight like a boss right now not like this second because i don't have to run all the way back here i just want to look at the [ __ ] map like really can i please just look at the map for a second so i can see what i'm doing here i they i don't like the fact that they just spawn right underneath you that is so annoying they can come from [ __ ] anywhere i can't you can't even see them oh dear now we getting real lost oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh here i found it found it and i went full piglet there for a minute oh dear oh dear oh pooh secret inside of a secret that's me what am i doing down there the [ __ ] is that why am i over here i'm so confused right now sacred within a secret within a secret guys secret inside the secret inside of a secret it's one of those like eggs there he goes get him what's going on here oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is a secret boss [ __ ] spider person no no calm down hopefully this person's an idiot i'm taking this very cautiously unless this unless this phase changes like crazy this is really not that bad i'm sure it's gonna change why wouldn't it alright well now that i know i i got confidence now come on let's go you're dead okay that was extremely easy i'm glad you gave me like a dumb easy boss whoops well that was uh that was i guess let's see if it was worth it pale oh i need uh okay cool i guess it was worth it come on that was [ __ ] [ __ ] that was so [ __ ] stupid he walked over he walked by and i now here we go again here we go again i get inside my own head to a point where like i [ __ ] can't do it oh god i'm getting stuck nice wouldn't know what is that completing this gives me what holy cannoli this map is big it really is this is huge hello who's talking down here the mean guy this is the mad guy i'm doing your clumsy little off-swing in your little nail at me you almost struck me and if you had it would have been the end of you trust me so the mighty all right here we go here we go okay well that was that was pretty easy boss fight i beat him i win oh come on i think i've been hit by these little roly-poly enemies more than any enemy in the whole game wait what and they're just so stupidly easy tram pass so this train let's try to ride it and see if we can get to a spot where i can call it for tonight oh god oh god did another hundred dollars just come in here a hundred bucks just came in again holy [ __ ] hold on i need to like get to a place where i can read this no amount of money will ever change the fact that you guys are [ __ ] awesome um i like do this because i like to do this and i like to hang out here and i like to stream i like to make videos that's why i do this i do it because we're a giant goddamn family this is a family for crying out loud we're a family now eat your broccoli and don't feed it to the dog like you did last time i know i could see it this is worth any 400 joke ever but i still want my 400 joke please oh no he's asking for a 400 he's asking for a 400 joke oh [ __ ] i'm on the spot i better make this good okay i'm gonna do i'm gonna do my best i promise you're gonna do my best okay hold on 400. quick quick come on come on it's your 400 job [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh how do i get off the train how do i get off the train i don't know how to get off the train do i leave that do i how do i exit oh no i'm just breaking [ __ ] no i don't know how to leave how do i get off looks like i'm never getting off the train oh there it is okay i gotta go this way i'm gonna ride the train a little more [Music] make it stop all right fine fine fine fine [Music] where am i this theme song sucks thomas the tankinson's theme song is [ __ ] awful train what does this have to do with the train ah my [ __ ] head [Laughter] i don't know what that has to do with trains i don't understand why i did that yeah i'm i'm i gotta that last stupid [ __ ] sneeze video like just made me have to stop there was a seat on the train so i'm i'm good oh yeah i gotta call it a night here unfortunately just after three hours three hours and ten minutes or so this my headache is starting to get to me a little i don't know why this started to happen it's probably because my sleep schedule is so [ __ ] up i don't know today was a very frustrating stream not because the guy don't like them not no not the game and not anything to the you guys i've just been it was a pretty salty stream and i do apologize for that i apologize for it have a good night take care everybody see you tomorrow how are we good afternoon it's not even the afternoon it's not the afternoon it's very much in the night time very much so very much oh very much so yeah we're going to do more hollow knight just a little bit more let's see when i get to the end of tonight's stream we'll see if i'm going to do this again yeah we might put a cap on hollow knight tonight and then i might just kind of finish the rest off stream what we'll see how you guys feel because i have been playing this game on stream quite a bit recently the last like two weeks have been pretty much hollow night and some other random things so we might put a cap on this tonight we'll see and i did listen to the new gorilla songs the new gorillaz album uh is launching on the 28th of april [Music] and i got i got some opinions on it i think saturn bars is a fantastic track saturn bars is really good if i'm gonna write these songs saturn bars is like the song that they actually wanted to release uh andromeda is is always good it kind of reminds me of their old stuff like the first album so i like saturn bars good andromeda good like good like kind of good and the other two songs i feel like are just like filler songs they're good they're not great but then they're kind of just there i wasn't like a huge fan of um one of them is like two minutes long and it's kind of just like a it's kind of like a college football chant so yeah i'd say andromeda and saturn bars are the two good songs the ones that i actually like and the other ones are especially the we have the power one is sort of just like a chant it's not necessarily really like a song like a song but listening to andromeda takes me back to the first album and that i love that yeah i guess there's going to be like 26 songs on that album apparently but like half of those songs i think are just interludes i don't think they are full fleshed out song songs i believe there's like probably 14 or 16 actual tracks i hope this is an insta mad german stream no it won't be i like woke up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday that's like really what it was sometimes it happens place your bets will this be ironic to listen back to in an hour probably i wouldn't be surprised honest to god my mood changes like with the weather and there's not even like sunshine that makes me happy it's darkness i get my energy from pure darkness lots of you people think that you get energy from the sun i get my energy from pure darkness i'm one of those people go back down and hit the right wall near the bees i'm only backseating this because you will never find it like right here like this wall right there um oh i see okay i see okay there it is oh wait what well that was a that was a five dollar hint this is the the secret b area holy [ __ ] he really did take me to a secret the hive a secret bee area oh thanks a lot man this is gonna be fun i love this area already oh no watch out it's mr poppins penguin got him so like i didn't find this area but like i i like need you guys to like to like we're gonna just say that i did so i look like [ __ ] right now but it's okay wait is this is this like even synced up it's like not even synced up correctly hello my name is jeremy i'm now twitch.tv hello how are you doing we must find him we must destroy him all right no [ __ ] oh god we have like a donation hold on a second i'm gonna disappear lucky strike with dawg lucky strike with a 200 [ __ ] dollars dude i'm gonna do d sync hold webcam let me like move this look at how like why am i like this far over here why am i this far over on this side why am i like looking over here my body's like turned almost completely this way and this is probably very confusing for you guys because if you can't even [ __ ] see with the words that are coming out of my mouth right now it's probably very confusing you probably think what's this decent piece of [ __ ] think he's doing all right tell me when you hear this what do you tell me no that doesn't make any sense tell me when you hear this that's not going to help me at all but anyways this is what i wanted to do i i didn't find this secret but we're gonna like pretend i did there you go you got it that's how you know that ik i did it do i have a squirt bottle of mustard no no that's that's well then i want to see what he i want to see if that looks as [ __ ] funny as i think it does a squirt bottle of mustard he do you think that that is is a [ __ ] squirt like spray mustard bottle no that's a bottle of clorox spray cleaner that's not mustard oh my god i want spray mustard now think about that on a hot dog think about that that'd be so much easier it wouldn't get everywhere it wouldn't like slip and slide all over the bun you get a spray can aerosol holy [ __ ] that's my idea nobody's nobody steal that right now what's what's today 8 15 8 15 march 24th 2017 8 15. spray mustard cleaner i just came up with it anyone bring me the court you want to [ __ ] make that i go guess what twitch twitch keeps the these these [ __ ] things there's a time stamp that's a verbal that's a verbal contract that i have right now verbal pattern mustard spray aerosol mustard that's a verbal pattern thank you very much that's mine somebody better clip that i'm scared being in here because this is a secret area in secret areas oh wait a minute hold on a second we we've got a gabe the glub into grocery german suplex some of the [ __ ] that you guys say is like extremely [ __ ] clever and hilarious i'm surprised every day by some of the [ __ ] funny amazing things you guys said yeah you guys are all [ __ ] hilarious and like don't ever think you're not because like i've seen some for some unbelievably funny things in this chat and unbelievably touching things in this chat uh mackerel your editor who you probably speak to on a daily basis is forcing me to spend money to tell you to stream phoenix wright ace tourney i guess he's just that lazy i have never played any of those games the only thing i know about ace attorney is that that's the the objection thing that everybody says that's it i don't even know what it means guys i don't even know what objection means in in a church you know when you're in church and like it's a i mean uh in in a law in a law in a courtroom in a church in a courtroom when you're in a courtroom and somebody says objection can you just do that are you allowed just to do that so one lawyer says something that the other lawyer doesn't like objection can that mean anything can he like object to the tie that the other attorney is wearing like the the prosecutor could be in full swing talking about and that's when he drove up and he got out of the car and he put both of his hangs hands around his neck and just started squeezing and and he that she was choking objection i don't like your tie when i get thrown at a court what would happen uh hey hey incan mummy streamer you rock how why am i a mummy streamer garlic mummy streamer king tut what what was king tut was king taught a guy who was was that like a made-up person no i know i did a i did a project on king tut i dressed up um like we had to do this project in like in middle school where we had they gave us um they gave us like a person in history and i had to like i guess i had to like dress up as a mummy i had to like be a mummy for my like book report when i was like [ __ ] 12. he was a pharaoh yeah but he's still a mummy isn't he was king tut fake i'm kidding that was a joke of course it was it was it was a joke i don't like this that i have fifteen hundred dollars and i'm going to in a place i don't know no well let me just run into these two [ __ ] balloon animals all right hold on hold on a second here easy new balloons are really starting to cause me pain oh my god why are you flying around so much like just [ __ ] you this you're too fat to do this ruining my [ __ ] immersion these things are so bad they could never do something like that let's try that oh my god get out of the [ __ ] way that's going to have to work right i if it was already open all right here we go i'm going to get it and it's going to go down got it i feel like this is going to an area i don't want to go to oh you got a long hallway with these things we're going to take one look and if this looks like okay this is a that's a boss area we aren't doing that yet not with [ __ ] 1800 bucks coward coward did i got 1800 bucks you want me to lose all this whatever let's do it brave streamer here we go oh boy to rail against nature is folly all things must accept an end [Music] all right well if i dream if i like dreamed gun you a dream smash you then we're gonna have to fight so i ain't doing that right now heals the bearers wounds over time allowing them to regain health without focusing soul all right and then first try i bet you guys didn't even know that [ __ ] didn't even know you do the dream smash that you get you kill her instantly there we go that's how you know like just make sure that's three different screenshots just in case somebody didn't understand like the [ __ ] secret i want to make sure you get the three separate screenshots there how many pages we had now that's like probably like four infected crossroads wait it wasn't like this before was it i remember it being like this have you seen this have you heard about this whoa what's going on here have you seen that whoa have you seen it okay what the [ __ ] am i doing i wonder what is this way hmm [Music] guess drop a lot of money holy crap you see how much money those guys dropped holy crap i could see this charm being very good at bosses because i don't have to worry about it as long as i can not get hit for like that 10 seconds once i get like a boss pattern down i want to worry about standing there and going how old am i 30 30 38 38 and a half turned 40 uh next month [ __ ] this is still going up we still going up oh oh boy i think is that that's somebody's [ __ ] yep that's a guy that's a turkey lying face down those are his legs and that's his [ __ ] wow there's somebody in his [ __ ] there's a person in this person's [ __ ] i found the guy stuck in an [ __ ] and that's it should i pee before this uh this is a boss fight should i pee should i pee first no i'm not gonna pee first so you'd pursue the deeper truth it isn't the one the weak ones here we go it's time for the real fight the fight of your life i'm not gonna hold back my needle is lethal and i'll feel no shame and weakening you show me you can accept this kingdom's past and claim responsibility for its future anime voice acting anime voice actor okay stop no [ __ ] wrong let's beat this like this [ __ ] blizzard is [ __ ] with my head this seriously the blizzard's [ __ ] with my head i can't do this with the can i turn off graphics i can't do this with the snow i feel like this is in my face like i'm playing vr i don't know what's happening there's too much [ __ ] on the [ __ ] screen i really don't like this whoa shut up that's new can i break them okay i can can i knock them oh shh stop talking i can't play games and talk [Music] i just tried to block right there guys i was holding down r2 to block i hope i okay thank god that i can just do this in peter eventually i don't have to worry about this all right let me get it this time those things can be hit i don't know i was holding down r2 to block i gotta hold on i gotta out butt my pants there we go that's what the [ __ ] problem was i don't know why i'm wearing these like tight-ass jeans right now wait a second i'm taking them off like what the [ __ ] am i wearing these for i'm wearing like tight [ __ ] skin tight jeans no wonder i'm like having issues i'm like my [ __ ] dick circulation is at like eight percent almost a god see i can feel the blood flowing back into my penis right now and it's causing problems okay hold on i i gotta like i might have to redo this again i've gotta just [ __ ] it around all right no more [ __ ] around let's be all right we're good she's got to get rid of these dumb things when she puts them out she just dashed the exact same [ __ ] spot that i did really [ __ ] you got it [Applause] oh i almost threw my webcam on wow i would have just got banned from twitch tv i seriously would have got banned from twitch like spencer you would've had to ban me my pants are like like down at my knees right now and i'm like sitting there my underwear half underwear i always just got banned from this website forever what king's brand hollowness shall recognize a new ruler the kingdom's gates will open okay can i go in this shell apparently oh this whole place is collapsing i do it i don't think i did it oh i did she saved my life uh i'm gonna take this opportunity to go to the bathroom so uh my pants are already down might as well like use that opportunity to go pee so i'll be right back take take a pee break there you go my pants are back on so it's okay if i i'll have to say that all right here's your dog cam he's currently just like sleeping over here there he is whoops there you go he's just hanging out over there this dog cam has been brought to you by twitch tv subscribe today to your favorite broadcaster twitch tv subscribe or don't even if you don't don't worry banned why because my dog's naked oh [ __ ] my dog's naked uh oh i'm gonna be in big trouble wait i'm stupid what are you talking about yeah snooping all right we're just going for this this is easier i think there's a dance party going on in here oh the warrior finds their way to the fair coliseum ours is the final destination for all seeking trials of intense and deadly combat coliseum of fools fools stupid life enter your laughter will turn around can i finally [ __ ] kill this guy like honest to god do i get to actually kill this guy now 100 easy trial of warriors fight for geo in a charm notch all right let's wipe off my sweaty [ __ ] disgusting hands here we go go coliseum of fools and you got like bored king bored king whoa one two one two one one two one come on one one okay all right we gotta wait we got a live one here oh it looks like we got a live one oh look fellas whoa sorry looks like we got a live one here oh [ __ ] we do have a live one what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] come on bait it out let's go come on oh really you [ __ ] gonna queue it up right there you two [ __ ] [ __ ] these dumbass bugs god just [ __ ] die just please die this one's fairly really easy although i don't know this is happening i don't know what this i don't know what this is happening anyone can anyone teach me how to speak proper english i don't know what this is happening i don't know oh come on wow this floor is [ __ ] lava ah the beach on b charms gotta [ __ ] go the charm is not doing me any favors it really ain't just causing problems i'm too afraid to here's the here's what's happening i'm too what's happening i'm too scared to heal because i think i'm gonna get healed so i don't heal and then i don't it's fairly fairly irritating floors moving around what is this um oh [ __ ] okay it's actually not that bad no no it just got worse did i win no huge one [ __ ] come on i'll do this over and over again that's fine i don't know why i keep going to that why do i keep even trying to do that see i just tried to do it again like you dummy you're not gonna you're not gonna get it it's two sides too high just fight him there we go i win [Applause] i get my notch right or is that not it is there more well there's more there's more it's a long ass fight get out of my way no it's gonna spawn another one isn't it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh i tried to double jump and it didn't work how much more of this [ __ ] do i have to do i missed [ __ ] ah heal you [ __ ] oh my god throw the beach arm in the [ __ ] trash for real i hate this thing with a passion it's coming off eve [ __ ] immediately can i like can i be done what the hell is going on can i just be done with this now e e f eve i can't say e [ __ ] immediately what the [ __ ] it's not worth it i don't even want the notch [Music] there's more oh my god two huge ones i'm getting impatient stop getting impatient you see how [ __ ] impatient i'm getting just please jeremy okay more more more more this is the real fight no [Music] okay here we go it is him i gotta fight him get up don't let him play don't let him play the game just do street fighter if i learned anything from watching evo you don't let the guy do anything you just comb him if i just street fighter that guy and i won fight for jew in a rare medal um all right be the beehive get the [ __ ] out of here beehive sucks all right so now i have increased range and i get my quick focus back here's the worst part about putting on the long nail i'm gonna get so used to this that i'll never here's my concern guys here's my concern i'm gonna i'm gonna air my concern i'm going to get so used to using it like this that ever taking this off will be a problem and i'll never be able to take it off we're gonna have to keep this on the for the rest of the time i play the game so i better be good i better do good oh that's a new enemy yeah we won't be taking this off anytime soon this is so much better the game is so much better with this thing on life is so much easier with this [ __ ] charm on wow wow oh my god it's just too much [ __ ] on the screen i just don't even know where i'm gonna spawn that's that sucks when it gets like this and you've landed on the ground there's no i where the hell am i gonna even spawn get through this quick yeah that's better it's doing work let's just chill for a second i don't kill anything but one of these big the the shy guys right there wow what the [ __ ] really didn't even give me a second there oh [ __ ] oh okay there's no spike what did i get it or is that this is a joke it's a joke hey i knew it was a joke you're gonna like pull a joke on me spikes oh [ __ ] in my drawers really i gotta calm the [ __ ] down here calm the [ __ ] down jeremy really perfect perfect perfect perfect this is so intense it's just it's so long oh right in the [ __ ] worst spot he's taking a lot of hits why no charge strike you know that's a good idea he's dead all right is that it of course it's not all right that's it oh i did it yes [Laughter] pale ore yes yes yes yes yes yes yes [Applause] i can now upgrade the nail again good that one that that part right there with the two big guys that could have just thrown me off completely but the part with those floating shy guys that shoot the ooze with the spikes on the ground that [ __ ] was i didn't like that at all i still can't beat trial 3 and i've beaten everything else in the whole game really well let's just see what it is here we go he's like here's like the super hard trial spikes okay they get hurt by the spikes too that's good to know take my time with this oh god take my time you need a longer nail i'm serious if we fly over here will you [ __ ] fly over here please you stupid [ __ ] enemy ah come on sport i need you right now god damn [ __ ] you i wanted to [ __ ] turn and shoot that [ __ ] oh i hate not knowing what an enemy does i would have been able to be fine if i just knew what any of those two [ __ ] three [ __ ] things even did of course they're gonna throw that [ __ ] at me there's no reason to be angry it's okay it's okay i'm i'm rubbing myself on the back it's okay don't worry you're gonna be fine yeah i'm getting i was i gotta act like oh my god i don't understand i already seen this out of me all right you want you wanna hear a small complaint small complaint about the game like where the hell am i where am i right now on this map the kingdom's edge city of tears right like we're where am i oh oh you want a small complaint about the game i don't have the compass on i was about to complain that it wasn't like putting me where my my character was oh [ __ ] i don't i don't i don't know where i am shh i need that compass i actually really need that compass because i don't [ __ ] know where i am i have no idea i went from the coliseum of stupid i just dropped down here so i gotta go right down right i have no idea guys i'm one of those people if i don't have a g if i don't have a gps when i'm driving a car i can't drive the car get out of here washington hello i'd like to make a withdrawal uh yeah i'd like all of it please of it come on and i want that in i want that in one dollar bills uh do i recommend this game i'm really considering buying it when it's a sale i would say buy it now this is this game is only 15 bucks and it is it is an exciting it's an exceptional game exceptional this game already is a bargain so i would if i would say support the developer and buy it full price it's just it's just incredible 15 for like 60 [ __ ] hours of stuff that's remarkable can i give you an update on my shaving cream jello uh i use shaving cream from the artist shaving i use the cream it's called ood ood that's like the kind of fragrance it is it's ood i believe it's oud that's my shaving cream uh i use it i use a brush i shave with shaving cream and a brush and then i use a safety razor food dude yeah i use dude ah i knew was gonna happen all right give give it a couple of whacks why do i charge my super dash so i can move 10 inches forward and immediately stop because i'm obsessive compulsive you know when you just pound coffee and it makes you have to pee like once an hour i'm i'm currently in that mode right now i have to pee again gosh [ __ ] let me like move some stuff around one second guys it's got like a little bit of a uh just there's a little bit of oh wait a minute oh [ __ ] oh my credit card that wasn't very funny like and why would it be labeled why would i write credit card on what would there be a reason for me to have my credit card labeled credit card on the screen for a twitch stream why would that have to happen all right watch watch the face watch the face excuse me wait what happened uh the gaffster thank you for the five dollars says german you're an inspiration for making youtube videos thank you for being that way that you are here's money from the credit card you just posted well i hope that's not true because i tried to make that credit card like unimaginably weird this is the shittiest area don't take something if it isn't yours that's the law everything you see it belongs to me don't be angry i'll share my food with you if you give me geo okay don't try to take it back here take your food with you when you leave what is this another egg i don't want the rancid egg the sweetest chef is in here where is this person what is it what is this what is this oh no it's a boss all right everybody be quiet he's throwing meatballs what are you doing how did i not get hit hold on i'm like all tangled up i just got i'm all i gotta like move some [ __ ] around there we go okay here we go what about the meat should i hit the beet balls okay i can bounce the meatballs i can bounce him too can make him go faster i'm not sure i want to be doing that this guy's like kind of a joke he's kind of like joking this guy joking to you guys he turns in like a basketball i mean he seems a little jokey to me look up for the meatballs [ __ ] got it got it phase one nice all right i beat the beat the king of the meatballs causes the bear to emit a heroic odor what don't know what i just did okay i either drained the water or i added water i don't really know it's like giant mountain dew bottle yes thank you now the mountain dew will flow through the city of hollow nest my two-liter bottle nice and fizzy and shake it up just the way i like it just make sure there's nothing over here these like these are spongebob characters yeah from here let's go oh then we have a map for this area what the [ __ ] stupid map [ __ ] well this there's the mountain dew mountain dew is going this way hey found the mountain dew all right time to follow the mountain dew right it goes this way this guy's voice is [ __ ] weird i went in a big circle yeah i wouldn't have gone in a big circle if i could even have any idea where i was you know when you hold down left bumper and it says no no smoking see look no smoking in here yeah i would love to know where i was in the game i would love to see like is a very it's a very it's an extremely complicated interconnected world with dozens of areas and hundreds of places to go no no smoking in here am i is map guy there's a secret i i don't don't worry wait no secret oh secret huh german you missed a secret german you missed a secret oh what you meant to say was i went and got this because this is a secret secret you mean that anything i would not have found stupid sacred trust me on that one spongebob character that's like yeah that's like plankton's shitty older cousin let's rank them oh [ __ ] my god it's ranked spongebob it's me ranked in [Laughter] i will get that crabby patty recipe if it kills me it's me rankton yeah oh i thought that was longer than it was secret yep didn't see that one did you hold on a minute hold on unzip my pants for this one can't be on these things gotta be off all right okay yeah fluke arm doesn't seem that difficult though although this might be the first phase um he just explodes oh what did he drop fluke nest that was that was the easiest boss in the game uh oh god oh my god where am i going where am i oh [ __ ] that kills me but that one is the same exact water that i was just in how come this mountain dew hurts but the other mountain dew doesn't somebody's boiling their mountain dew please tell me that there's an npc at some point in this game that like is all right well i want rats and eggs bring me rats and eggs and i'll give you geo cause i really want to get rid of these one's normal mountain dew the other one's mountain dew voltage yeah this is code red i'm drinking like mountain dew [ __ ] code red what is this so i just came in like the back door of somebody's house and they're having sex somebody's getting like laid in here am i like intruding on this it's like look like there's like roses candles and [ __ ] i'm like walking in on a very intimate evening nope nope just a person like kicking their feet around having fun oh can i want to go back in here back door here we go i want yeah sorry lady i need to go in your back door uh are you all right oh yeah yeah okay yeah i'm going i'm i'm gonna go in her back door you guys yep you got me what was that isma's tear acid shall be repelled to swim in acidic waters without causing harm yeah there's so many things there's so many places where that can be used there's so many places where that can be used yeah mount mountain dew code red is now drinkable i had to get blessed by a priest to be able to drink code red mountain dew time to backtrack now backtrack boys hey we backtracking boys all i see is the acid and i want to just drink it i want to go in it out of the way get out of the way god get out of my way i don't want to fight you guys i just want to oh god you guys want me to put on the heroic odor and go talk to that person let's put on that charm let's see if that lady still hates me uh let's take off that quick focus for now and put on i want to try this just for fun where is it who the [ __ ] is this thing have i lost my mind have i gone over it like five times wait a minute have i lost my goddamn mind there it is i i i must have just you know what i thought that was i thought that was a i thought i had it on i've lost my [ __ ] goddamn mind oh that's all this does just causes an annoying particle effect on your screen i'm just i get so confused with this [ __ ] man it's just this place just this game is so [ __ ] massive i get so lost i'm so lost already and i like i know where i need to go but i don't okay if i didn't welcome you i'd never have anyone to share my happiness with oh isn't life just wonderful oh well it was worth a shot holy [ __ ] what do i smell like um okay i mean i have just been [ __ ] here i haven't like every time i've gone to the set i'm going to the bathroom i just pretend to and honestly what i'm doing is i'm like muting my microphone and just going to the bathroom in this chair and pretending i'm going somewhere do i need a diaper change yeah can you buy me a diaper um no i'm all right you don't need to buy me diapers we shall enter that place no longer well i'm going in now now we're going up okay i've got the whole school of fish chasing me right now the entire [ __ ] school of fish i don't know if this is gonna do but i'm doing it mistake mistake steak not a mistake oh where am i going where am i going i don't know this place is creepy i'm so far down here oh no there's something over there oh [ __ ] okay i gotta go around oh what i knew it i told you now i'm immune to the black goo and here it is shade cloak oh god even more i just got invulnerability frames is that what just happened to me oh my god i got invulnerability frames yes i've been waiting all year for this i actually get a dark souls roll now oh boy okay was there a spot for me to go i don't even know i don't know there's so many i remember like at least four or five of those goo things all right i'm gonna get to a stopping point here i'm getting like a little overwhelmed with the game right now no no complaints no not really well there was one small complaint but that was my own fault and why am i going down a mega man hallway i don't like this this is the [ __ ] they do right in mega man right before you get to the [ __ ] boss you get that little mega man hallway all right can't do anything with that and that really was a mega man boss room forward smash i don't have uh this ability you guys speak of i don't know how did i not get hurt right there i do not have the screech i can't wait to get that and forget i can't wait to get the screech and forget that this room even existed if you're a completionist i can't imagine how much you would love this game you're one of those crazy super super completionist there's a lot of things guys there's still places that i haven't gone to that i've been able to do with like the regular dash or like the double jump think about that i still haven't been to some places that required the double jump that's that's expansive prolong our world stasis or face the heart of its infection oh by the way can't wait to fight you for the third and final time person that is in the game every one of these games that you have to fight the guy like three times and they give you a bunch of advice and the third time they don't hold back and they give all their strength and you kill them and they die and they just you got him and they say one last piece of advice and then you pop her [ __ ] head off and take that crab claw ahead of hers and stick it on your arm and it's a second weapon spoiler all right well that was cool that was cool well so here we go i have about 16 hours in the game let's go let's go over let's talk about the game a little let's go over the assessment about 15 16 hours so far in the game get it get this game this is just 2d bug souls and for how much i've enjoyed this experience so far yeah i've gotten frustrated of course like come on give me like some credit in like just under 20 hours i've really only gotten frustrated like two or three times for like a little while at a time that's pretty good for a game like this that's like hard and you have to find stuff and there's a lot of searching and backtracking and item collection uh i would say it gets the the seal this is the absolute seal of approval i'm going to continue to play this game i don't think i'm going to continue to stream this game but yes final uh final thoughts on a scheduled stream here bug night is uh that's not the name of the game i don't know why i thought that was the name of the game it's hollow knight hollow knight on steam it is 15 bucks and that's a [ __ ] steal for the amount of content that you get think about most 15 games that you've ever played they might have like been fun for like an hour and 45 minutes potentially this is a [ __ ] huge game have a good rest of your night thanks everybody thanks for all the subs all the new people that came in for subscriptions and all the bits of course uh you guys are incredible have a good night good luck and goodbye

Channel: Pythanoc

Views: 919,297

Keywords: Jerma, Jerma985, Streamer, Funny, Highlights, Edit, Long Edit, Hollow Knight, Bugs, Angry, Rage, Mad, Jerma is mad

Id: 2kKHig9dPgU

Length: 237min 13sec (14233 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2020