Jerma Goes VR Trick-or-Treating - Jerma Streams Half-Life: Alyx (Long Edit #2)

i got five pieces of candy i got a chocolate bar i got a quarter i got a rock hi hi oh hi oh i got i got wicked bunched up underwear is it weird that i wanted to go get bicycle shorts for these vr streams just wear them uh not no no not just but i'm talking underneath my pants is that not weird okay good all right for a second i thought this pair of underwear had pockets and i'm sitting here thinking wait a minute holy [ __ ] what a brilliant idea imagine underwear with pockets that would be sick you'd never have to wear a pair of pants in your house ever again you just put on underwear and have like you know there's the right pockets got your chapstick in it you left got your keys in your left pocket i think there's something there why would you want why would you want what what about your hair just take your pants off to access them no you don't you just reach down in there and like go in your underwear pocket and pull it out it's like a secret chapstick how's the hair you'll see it in just about two seconds you tell me it looks okay right it looks alright doesn't it you know what i did i'll tell you this can't a camera's not in a good place it's hard for me to show you uh hey by the way if you didn't know twitch partner i have so many of these uh there's no other time to wear them this t-shirt i think has been in a closet since the last time it was on there on video i have don't tell them what it's that's no it's not the same shirt because this one says driven on a5 on it and it's number 17. you know i picked 17 because that was the that was the age when i knew i wanted to be a twitch streamer yeah that's where it all that's where it all started except every person with this jersey has the number 17 on it every single one of these made they did that was a two-way that was way too much work they're all 17. anyways give me one second i want to grab water we'll get started no no why am i doing this back to the intro back to the intro okay i'm let me grab a water and we'll get started just vr man you know how [ __ ] hard it is to vr why did somebody just say cringe don't call me a cringe i'll be right back i was gonna get water you want me to die the wait wait a minute started oh oh i didn't i forgot to even tell you no it's not a late stream we're supposed to start it too the i this i had the sus was wrong my hands look like a bony why do i feel like i have like these big bony hands uh anyways so what here's what i did to my hair for all you wondered this is quarter cup of olive oil you know okay i i have to go down here i have no chair standing and leaning down like that is killing me it's a it's a quarter cup of olive oil and like eight drops of tea tree oil and you just go like this with your finger and then you don't do that by the way and then you put it in your hair you get it in there you get it in the problem areas and it my hair feels so good right now i can't wait to do that later look at the link don't forget the link salad dressing hair this is what your diet does to you hold on i'm gonna put this on camera uh this is this is hold on let me get it on here first uh this is this is not a person this is a an ant this is an ant sized ant now there's a human sized ant that has they're they're hiding like what the [ __ ] i don't know you know what i was trying to say it kind of looks like that all right it's it's a human-sized ant that's hiding in society that's an ant belly shoplifting a beach ball you know i was gonna get i was actually gonna get for like today or tomorrow one of those uh like like pregnancy bumps you know you can get those pregnancy bumps at like like 12 weeks or something just so you can see what your clothes look like i was going to get one of those and just wear it and just not say anything about it and people think i'm just getting just getting worse this really is porn week no i'm talking about like to make it look like my stomach is bigger not to pretend that i'm pregnant there he is why i'm not pretending to be i'm pretending to be a fat guy because i i'm getting fatter and it's because i've been eating a lot of food i've been feeling all right i gained like 20 pounds it's the green screen stream you got olive garden here that's good because when you're here you're family you're my family and if you are my family not one of you am i really getting upside down colons d faces none of you are my family i'm not i i'm not related to anybody in this chat maybe my mother know what that means i don't think i'm related to anybody here that's what i like to see in the mirror but anyways all right let's go we're gonna play half-life alex we're gonna continue my hair is gonna be bad it's gonna be an awful but it's okay i've got my tea tree olive oil treatment in the bathtub waiting for me in about five hours it's a five hour stream i don't know what's it you missed the link no i didn't uh that is that was the link all right you got to get your links out of the way now because there ain't no chance in hell i'm stopping for to do this what the [ __ ] dude that's shaving cream okay weed top left coke ecstasy shrooms alcohol meth pcp and xanax i don't know all right the weed one is kind of funny i don't understand the pcv one why am i so red why did you make me wicked red do you get wicked red when you get on pcp i don't know i've never done it before i don't do any of these drugs but hold on a second is that actually true i don't do that though i don't all right we're gonna move on [ __ ] all right let's go you drink so much i d i had the last time i drank alcohol was like six months ago even i drink so much comfortable oh by the way i put the new uh yes stalling stalling yes i am i am stalling i put a new face mask on here this is new this is a new face mask this is not the old one the other one was the wide peepo happy and this one is the narrow people happy this is for the narrow face hopefully this doesn't hurt no more coal miner i don't know this is this is new i might get the uh i might get the the coal ring enable people happy you say it i just said it just because i say it doesn't have to enable it this is actually really comfortable all right let me hold on give me a minute why wouldn't there be like a hair place for your hair to go you know what i mean why not just have a big hole here that this hair can slide through i mean i would look like [ __ ] abe from abe's odyssey but do i care my hair won't get all damaged just shave your head i'm not shaving my head i like my hair my hair is fine i can't gauge how somebody's hair looks after a vr helmet that's uh that's not fair although sometimes i think about being bald and i'm like damn like it must be so easy just to not have to worry about it do you even wash your head okay bald guys in the chat do you use shampoo on your bald head or do you use body wash use both oh well okay all right i'm going in i'm going in mr ant's stomach all right let's go half-life alex part two getting really hyped up for this one all right i'm in i'm in and i'm immersed and i'm ready to experience the virtual ruler or it's hard to say words when you have the ears and blocking ears like it's hard for me to talk when there's things in my ears because i can't hear myself talk so therefore i can't really talk that well you guys get that right it's hard for me to talk unless i can hear myself and i can't hear myself early at all so that's why i'm talking louder yeah it's hard for me to talk when i have ears all right let's go it's gonna be scary it's gonna be fun oh remember the piano i forget how do you move oh yeah that's right oh [ __ ] i forgot about this i forgot this game's good oh i forgot i forgot we're playing a good game okay i have a i have a i've got a little homework for you guys go find a channel a stream doesn't matter if it's a youtuber a streamer a twitter guy find somebody that's played through this game and didn't come up here and do this [Music] you find me a channel that ignored the piano i don't think it's possible oh wait you found somebody that actually ignored the piano i'm getting resistance back here what's going on i like i'm putting on like another person's skeleton every time i get into vr i still got it i still got it i still got it let's try the other hand all right let's go break our boxes power back on and go he's on the cbd is kicking it i would never be high in this thing are you [ __ ] kidding me if you gotta be [ __ ] me dude i own vr no there's no way i say hey nice cable management [ __ ] dude this is a [ __ ] huge one what the hell this hotel's ancient the wiring is going to be a real rat's nest oh powder's back on let's check the elevator let's check the elevator i forget how you activate a grenade i don't remember remember i don't remember how to do that look at the bottle look at the bottle top button okay oh look at this in a second where the [ __ ] is it not tall enough for this this is like trying to reach the top cupboard in your house if you're under six feet tall you know what i'm talking about just all of your top cabinets have nothing in them they just don't have anything in them because why would you put it you need a step stool to get them anyone under six feet gets it why do you want to read these are the wrong language selected all right so i don't why do you want me to read i don't understand they're all in like russian i can't i can't read these i i don't get it is there a joke i'm missing or something what am i hidden don't read them liquid physics and refractions oh okay okay what is this 2008 why do i care about liquid moving liquid like water in a water level and like light bouncing off the door uh why is everything crashing stream vr desktop game theater what is this what the hell did that save it you got vac banned i did not get vac banned i think my my steamvr just crashed [ __ ] motorcycle game that motorcycle game has cursed it's not even all right it's not even the motorcycle game i gave that game a lot of [ __ ] for no reason um okay but you guys can't even see anything let's just go back in and see what happens is my steam even i don't even have steam anymore god damn it all right hold on i might actually have to restart my computer it's supposed to be a triple a triple h steam game no what the [ __ ] not again we were just playing man hold on let me see if i have to do this or not open it up uh-huh half-life alex all right please tell me i don't have to redo this [ __ ] is this doing why is it opening up game theater for this toolkit now just showing like everything on my desktop this is [ __ ] bizarre all this [ __ ] is so [ __ ] up all right let me open this stupid motorcycle say hey say you like the liquid physics i mean that could it cool what do you want to say dude i have no picture at all there we go hold on all right they're cool fine is that is that what you want i got the game back but what the [ __ ] happened to my like actual my tool kit my ovr toolkit it just like exploded and i can't even open it anymore hold on sorry this is like just a bizarre issue that i've never seen before we're getting just bizarre problems that just didn't i just for no reason they happened two days in a row okay so anytime i open up ovr toolkit it takes over everything deletes the game i'm playing and goes into like this desktop game theater this is something that's i have no i'm gonna have to play the game without chat this is [ __ ] nuts like why is steamvr desktop game theater opening when i put on like the chat window thing try killing the task for it god this [ __ ] stream is going to turn off guarantee it oh there's nothing there god damn it why it's two days in a row why can't this [ __ ] just work sit down at your pilot station and get ready to play vr with a chat i'm going to restart steamvr i got a fresh install of windows this has been cleaned and wiped in a better computer yeah i would but there's no computer parts exist i'm going to get a brand new computer there are no 3080s no 3090s no 3070s no no no cpus everything's gone there's no ramp yeah i could get like reliably a [ __ ] case and just put paper in it and pretend there's a computer in there get a 2080 idiot no that's all technology okay let me try this again if not i was gonna have to play without chat that sucks but whatever come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh baby i think we're good to go finally computers it's so stupid i didn't do anything i just yeah sorry guys i have a 1080 to roast me wait you have a 1080 you're not allowed to play video games go buy another 4 000 computer don't you want to play vr [ __ ] okay crisis averted let's hope it doesn't do that [ __ ] again imagine 1080. okay nobody move nobody breathe res it on shelf oh right that's right all right god damn it man that was a no scratch that wasn't inside you didn't you it looked like i went in my nose but i didn't hey so i'm choking i'm dying i'm dying breathe you can breathe breathe breathe breathe breathe you guys can breathe i don't know what i did to trigger that happening all right resin on shelf you mentioned resin on shelf 5k people watching me solve technical problems welcome to uh 90 of all vr board ignored what do you mean who would i ignore oh right right right uh read it on shelf or something whatever it was where is it where is it where's the present where is it you said it was on the shelf where is it there it is thank you let's move i climb with one hand i'm [ __ ] spider-man now oh [ __ ] what happened wait what oh [ __ ] it's one of those things okay wait should i let him suck me up and then i jump off suck me up oh did i did i say up or did i say off which one i it's hard to hear which one did i say i said up right okay i i can't even hear myself talk but a rare opportunity to examine alien floor up close okay i got 20 resin what should i do with it a lot of resin in here is there any other guns in the game and cube bomb drummer drummer drama attach the grenades to your pocket i i can't see i got i got full [ __ ] like a little bro you just chuck it over your shoulder bro you have two pockets oh what that head oh no no what bro bro come on bro bro bro i don't know what you want me to do what do you mean bro why is everybody saying bro hey bro just chuck it over your shoulder somebody said okay i'll try i'll try that [Music] it didn't work oh careful of those puffs i'm not afraid to use this okay they put creepers in the game they put minecraft creepers in half-life that's great looking forward to that how to get the water from somewhere that's just glowing hey remember that classic jim carrey oh secret secret a secret a secret secret secret secret just keep moving secret there's a secret maybe breathless oh i didn't get it look board in a row credit spotted reddit spotted [ __ ] you what is happening it's like i would imagine oh yeah half life out let's talk about half-life we're not even talking about like hey man i'm speaking half-life alex no you're talking about like dick and punch guy and farts oh what cool vegetation penis dip streamers streamer has a small dick the streamer has a small dick oh half-life alex cool oh i wonder if i wonder if the vortigas is gonna show up next the streamer's penis is tiny like what are you guys even talking about oh these things explode come on pop up already oh that's a big one come on pop oh dude that was the best [ __ ] 90s commercial for any fruit snack that you've ever eaten you're still on that you're still on that you're still on that guys you're still on it does that mean i have a tiny face what's this thing doing what is that and why is it doing that why is it doing that what is that i don't know what that is but i don't know why it's doing this what is that should i take it oh sorry i just want the thing that's in your hand give me give me got it what press to arm send grenade oh [ __ ] what is that oh man a blast of berry flavor whoa you don't think you can handle it not try doing two at the same time oh sick oh this is like 700. oh man an introducing green apple oh that one hurt that would hurt my teeth mom i think i have to go to the hospital no oh that's not good did you see that trembling don't come near me man i'll shoot you who's the sorry bastard's gonna take this one right between the eyes boom i need i need this merc i have electricity nothing doesn't have electricity to it i'll just leave it there for now i'll get it gotta get a power source a laundry room [Applause] thanks where did that thing go what's that thing vulnerable to fire lightning okay it's vulnerable to earth like a leaf spell [Music] hey no pictures no photos you're going to pay for that come on in yeah okay 10 bucks cool say twitch tv slash german thanks man they teleport around that's what's going on stop doing that stop doing that hey no picture this guy sucks i might have to creep up on him now get over here that looks good i would eat that it looks like a cool this looks like ice cream that's like blueberry cream ice cream i would just like shawarma style man i would just carve some of this off just like into a cone i feel like he just plays toying with me no ceiling over here [Music] you little [ __ ] get back here come in here he did he's still alive what oh [ __ ] um what what's going on alex alex what happened there was like a dog-looking lightning thing oh i'm sorry i missed that that was the boss killed it and it crapped out this thing put it on top of an ice cream cap it's blue cream alex how's it going hurting me put it in the health oh [ __ ] that could be used in place of you know all right i don't want to look at it if i don't look at it it doesn't hurt as much [Music] done all done jeremy oh he's a lollipop oh thank you i'm shout i was at 10 minutes left in the game it's like the end right [Laughter] purple yellow [ __ ] [ __ ] it's gonna restart okay i i now i get it i get it i get it he's colorblind i'm not colorblind i didn't understand the middle portion all right yellow yellow bang bang we got red red red red orange green green green green yellow go go go go go what the [ __ ] there's a person over here there's a guy there oh no no no no no i don't think so punk wait wait wait wait i gotta i gotta do a video game i'm gonna do every single video game ever developed right i forgot oh yeah fun cool let's let's use that mechanic a thousand times [Music] we're supposed to go down here anyways who cares nice little puppet show going on over there let's see hey guys hey fellas it's an all eagle all right now go to [ __ ] bed station hey come on out well this is the part of the movie this is the part of the movie with some the main characters in here right now and they just know that i'm right underneath and they go any second i could just shoot where they are couldn't i oh thank god he missed us it's hard again all right again swipe the dave and buster's card again for god's sakes i'll get it i'm getting those 500 tickets i'm gonna put all the health in one spot on this barrel this is my healing station it's my like healing shell wait can i put it in a box and just take it with me i mean yeah i can get your ass that's what i'm [ __ ] doing we're going trick-or-treating guys this is my [ __ ] health bucket it's coming with us everywhere oh trick-or-treating oh nice what you get oh whoa dude the albertson house is giving full-size snickers oh you get three each that's right kids those are full-sized candy bars i'm an [ __ ] remember remember rob this house there you go kitchen y'all line up yeah here's a full-size freezes for everybody i'm the house to rob thank you kids have a great day what happened to them raid song we got a red raider fade song raid song great song but who is the i can't sing the song unless i know who rated master gear master gear thanks for the raid very early that was kind of i don't know a thank you why i did that i don't know what that does that doesn't mean i hate it apparently i don't know i was so nervous that you raided me i go well that's when they all leave it's no they're here okay this is where we're going i keep losing my my trick-or-treat basket i'm gonna fill this thing with trick-or-treat items it's a halloween stream now go ahead hey oh there's only two slots in your inventory no there's 60. you just gotta [ __ ] bring it with you oh it's from the electricity guys don't forget my trigger trach basket oh my god don't touch it oh he's in the bed somewhere okay where's that [ __ ] main character he's in there going right now he's like that went right by his ear and he went oh to the secondary main character that was right next to him behind him if i'm in that movie i'm just gonna [ __ ] go like this if i do another throw-up joke i will end the stream i promise that's like such low that's so easy oh [ __ ] awesome oh dude what do they got here guys oh man i'm inside uh take five what's the last time you gotta take five dude cool okay uh you guys never played diablo three this is just bounty boxes when this gets full i'm going to sit there and open bounty cubes for like 10 minutes because they like oh no that guy i gotta kill that thing and get the electricity thing don't just leave you a pillowcase full of halloween candy down round that was close oh dude that one right by my face i said come on all right come on back come back here come here no do not do not no not i had to shoot both of them it was nuts russell it sounds nice guys i think they're starting to fall out of the bottom watch it explode why would it explode [ __ ] okay okay you can't go in there you can't go in there oh man it's time oh i'm so happy i'm so excited it's halloween night what'd you get dude oh man oh what's this no nice whoppers oh what those are so good i never had those in so long what's this one now it's a hundred grand thanks mrs stephenson oh really uh looks like the gregory household is giving out a little shitty stuff here one little bullet huh i don't have any room for these i don't have any room for them what am i supposed to do with these drop the grub did i yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh do not man do not drink an orange juice right after you brush your teeth dude what are you crazy i was good i was gonna say don't ever mix reese's and [ __ ] like a hershey bars but that was gonna like of course people do that all the time i think on the fly improvise hey dude did you try the green slide flavor i can't carry it around anymore guys ben you blind [ __ ] vent you're a blind [ __ ] ben ben ben go to the vent you're blind there's a vent what are you doing dude go to the vent you started right and paul did it orange one the one get in the vendor i'll have you bent holy [ __ ] he's gonna miss the vent what are you talking about oh no on the floor on the floor and event event doesn't matter adhd vent uh where is it and i think i know what you're talking about the one that i pulled off and i didn't go in i don't remember where it is yeah yeah yeah i remember that thanks folks pretty good there's there's another [ __ ] strange scatter gun in here i'm gonna be real [ __ ] mad hey thanks for the tip guys you know i appreciate you oh upgrade station what should i do right how much resin do i have all right what should i do a 33 resin a bullet reservoir and additional bullets that's a big deal man that's a huge deal i'm going with the ball i want more ammo oh wow check it out my gun is getting better and better what the [ __ ] is thanks for telling me how infinity war ends can i get a grenade launcher a scoff hello twitch tv admin yes i'd like you to ban that [ __ ] guy for at least two days thank you minus two minus two minus two minus two minus two minus two minus minus two minus minus two minus two months oh wow actually not bad hey hey look it's me there's the monitor that's what i'm looking that's me after every vr stream hey guys i just wanna let you know what i have yeah i think it's been about four hours i can't do it anymore either like take a bath and do a hair treatment yeah it's fun though relax go lie down jeremy well that's not a quiet that's not a good bed this bed sucks are you living like this are you making like a blanket out of wood this is minecraft eat the bottle read the bottle read the bottle read the bottle vodka uh hold on it's adjustment i need a pants adjustment we're on a sec guys thank you looking gentleman dudes doing a little pants adjustment there we go and just make sure the old uh it's just in half as well every door opens this way i hate that i want doors to open again oh there he is grandma irma you all right yeah i just i was gonna take a bath and put oil in my hair i just really crawled over here yeah i'm gonna be okay there's oil oil over my hair it's jim there's olive oil and tea tree yeah i haven't really turned on the water yet though all right man just just relax take a bath with that oil get a seep in all over your over your hair boots and jeans that's not my look need to reload twice that's a lie i think that was a lie deck the mag what oh mag has been ejected empty inserted magazine pressed to eject magazine yes what do you want to do put a new one in well this is empty oh oh [ __ ] i thought it was empty oh all right so you have to drop two empty magazines out that's too much that's stupid oh yeah game of the year right don't say anything bad about game of the decade oh i hate those things oh that's plug room all right you want me to want to give me a grenade i guess oh i gotta take it i guess i mean i guess i'll take one i guess thank you thank you i guess thank you oh i guess oh dude it's pog flavored if there were twitch tv popsicles and stuff would you get like the germap pog flavor that's i if i had a popsicle if it was like a german on a thud it would be sour it would be a sour popsicle probably um like a raspberry of raspberry sour flavor [Music] alex what happened why i just died instantly captain crunch i just took a step off got eaten by the stairs it wouldn't give a star flavor like that to you but i'm not a you don't think i'm a star i don't want how many stars do i have i'm not a twitch star enough to get a raspberry so what flavor would i get wait no no no no no i'm sorry no you are not going to designate the banana flavored popsicle to me no on blue raspberry or green apple or grape you're not going to designate like gross banana flavored a popsicle to me no i'm not going to be that i'll dare you did it even kill now i gotta shoot him i did it follow me follow me in this room follow me in this room follow me in this room look i'm in this room by the way just just kill me kill me so i can do it again kill me so i can do it again just kill me so i can do it again just can't i don't how do i die i can't just kill me i want to do it again how does this work don't i'm trying to just i can't die i want to do it again [Music] [Music] give me this thing just let me are you aware was that a monitor i think that might have been a monitor i think that was my monitor but behind me everything goodbye alex all right where's that microphone i'm sorry guys i smashed into this i just crushed it alex viewers dropping they better not be oh [ __ ] dude that guy had to restock viewers [ __ ] plummeting i'm gonna go watch a real stream a guy that deserves like a blue raspberry flavor that's me better not get bananas [Music] reload again oh my god reload again oh my god reload again oh my god reload again oh my god okay that is instant death we made it viewers climbing broken window okay let's see what happened here astray still hot smoke notice the bed was a little disheveled now in a hurry it seems two beds it looks like the escape route and what do we have here what do we have here thirsty what a mess i wonder if uh maybe uh whatever happened no don't do that i'm sorry i was gonna start going into like rorschach everything is i wonder what happened to you it's really possible that you know somebody would've got a cow in here all those people all those idiots uh that looked like it been recently used a smell of [ __ ] just like the outside world just how i feel about the outside world [ __ ] a detective marge simpson it's pretty much rorschach just do okay go into your favorite pitch shifting software take marge simpson and drop the pitch by about ten percent you got raw shack oh i have to actually go out the window as i got outside i felt the urge to do a fall joke i didn't do it [Music] society i'm not trapped in here with you i'm not trapped here with you yeah i mean that's true i am trapped in vr but it being like i'm not trapped in here with you you're trapped in here with me that's you guys next window i've got a delivery of milk [Music] hey special delivery [ __ ] ah fun why am i opening that [Music] why was he using the bathroom [Music] german germa she finally got in he got in the bathtub can i tell you about my big long bony fingers too wait he was just in here what is this thing doing in here wait this is the thing that's flushed the toilet [ __ ] on there all right whatever germa after vr oh that's so stupid it's so true though i think i did that exact pose and made that exact face last night in the bathtub okay that's dead that would instantly kill me that probably weighs like 30 pounds that would have just caved in my [ __ ] face open up hey i'll give him a courtesy knock anybody in there you're about to be dead wrong building sorry i was gonna crush him by the tv i tried dick i was trying to crush him with the tv it didn't work out so well though oh well oh i just announced my presence i just called this alien all right uh tv redemption all right let's let's deliver this tv into an alien's skull [ __ ] i wanted to turn it any more tvs are there any more tvs a one elevator hey uh i just want to say those of you that are in broadcasting school some of you might be in like audio into audio it's a fun one to say that's also a good one to say elevator the elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator it's a good broadcast word to say psycho oh went to broadcasting school he's classically trained broadcaster i can say sorry for the audio problems sorry for the audio problems i don't have a shock about i'm a professional sorry i gotta back the [ __ ] away back away oh [ __ ] it's just a thing at best buy to [ __ ] demonstrate the ring doorbell [Laughter] that's a long way to go eat him eat him down here what is that oh [ __ ] it's a roomba that's i gotta i shouldn't shot his eyeball up that's like an evil roomba there's a combined shield blocking your path uh with the things power things over up behind the painting always behind me i have to go down follow the giant cable and really oh come on [ __ ] hey oh my god i can't see anything that was a homer simpson scream what the [ __ ] thank you thank you okay there will be next time insert power cell come on what how about you how do i store this i store it already how do i store it oh it didn't do it that time all right cool how does it work that's what the grenade was for they can't open doors right they can't open doors it's locked you can't open a door i know you can't i've played this series before and open doors it's stupid [Music] i have to go in there though all right hi boys oh man oh i hate the [ __ ] dark oh they can't get in here they can't get in here i'm good there's so many of them what the [ __ ] um what's the second infestation it's infested i'm just gonna run i'm just going to run okay here we go i want to waste ammo with your mouth move your mouth you jump right here jump at me right here jump jump jump jump jump i need you right here stop doing an ai path and jump jump over here jump at me and get me don't happy and get me jump at me and get me he's too high um okay i think it worked he jumped over my head thank you one of those opportunities for being a little bit shorter is uh perfect [Laughter] oh all right yeah enough it's the worst elvis i've ever heard what do you it's not supposed to be good it's supposed to i'm just scared jeez why didn't what are you doing what are you doing where am i oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i have no health i have no help give me my give me this thing give me that give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me it give me it give me it oh you're all dead oh [ __ ] oh my goodness come on come on come on come on yeah yeah yeah this is the upgraded weapon of course i'm gonna be a handgun hang this is the upgraded pistol i don't have an upgraded laser cannon minus two hand handgun what i'm locked in here with you you're locked in here with me those combine shield daughters are effective all right dude can you get like verizon or something this dude's on a t okay most coverage across all of america most bars you'll ever have sky's on sprint oh that's okay that's that's okay coverage not the kind of quality coverage you get from verizon and bubbles well i have to do it hey no no no no no rocket man racket hey this is this is a drunk wreck hey man can you rack it yeah yeah i got it where are the balls i don't know man let's play okay all right nice wreck man hey this is how every five-year-old plays this game do you know that i where are you did you know that i would actually like pool if you could play it like this if there was no stupid pole if you could just like bowl it everybody used to do that we used to i remember the dude that i had that i knew the name we would sit there and play like like ice hockey with each other what was it what like what's what's that stupid thing called what's it called ice air hockey not ice hockey we would have a ball and it'd be like oh i didn't get it i got to get it in that corner watch out man oh nice night almost oh it'd be like dude [ __ ] what the hell my hand was there get the [ __ ] off my field man by the way held it you're a man child i didn't do this last i didn't do this yesterday to this like 20 years ago when i tell you guys a story about a thing that i did it wasn't like you know after breakfast this morning i was throwing pool balls at one of my [ __ ] 12 year old friends it hitting his hands oh this was like that's when i was like 14. that would be to reply what all right let me pay attention stop distracting and gone harry that's me oh pistol pete oh a handgun harry no single shot steve oh reload randy ow my eyes you guys know how many zits i'm gonna have on my face because of this i'm gonna be covered in sins oh zip zachary i'm gonna be covered in sins it's fisto oh no no no no no no no no no no no okay [Music] this one was [Music] oh my goodness how are you liking the game so far it's good it's very fun it is very very fun so far i like it got a few complaints though like number one i i really don't really have any complaints what a sellout yes i yes i like the game you're asked gaben uh i'm not gabe newell but all right i think i got everything i'll see the bear impression uh worker oh kermit we can't go there because we we can't get in there and fill our words walk away and go there because we can't get them we can't go we can't get in there kermit doing a fawzi impression that that was kermit being like mean and satirical [ __ ] [ __ ] about fuzzy yeah you know i i really fozzy's just he's starting to get on my nerves you know like a waka waka he only has two catchphrases he's gotta get more catch phrases than that right piggy you kill me i just love that you love more this is like a [ __ ] impression hour oh megalo saved no i was at the same thing i said 20 minutes ago oh yeah great i can do miss piggy going hi yeah he's a new material all right give me another character let's go give me another character i want another one another character animal yeah we got play drums playing drums playing ah drums close i i if i didn't have the vr headset i could do it mr bean um i just arrived oh okay next kiwi well i mean cherry i didn't want to say that we have lots of fun today with all the kids next one seinfeld no peter griffin i see the long con you're playing here that's a long con i'm not going to fall for it hey hey guys get him to a bunch of impressions so he does the wicked shitty awful peter griffin and we all laugh at him what happened today sorry guys i'm gonna have to find another streamer that's no don't leave but i'm gonna find this trip that's gonna do those voices don't leave this stream you leave it i don't know okay data captain we're not sure what the disturbance is minus 300 horrible whatever no this must be on your wrists they're on my forearms that feels so weird it's cutting off the circulation of my brain this is so loud i can't hear anything [Music] [Music] i want to tell him i don't i just cut the wires but i russ i can't figure out how to disconnect these cables maybe try opening the cable shielding and shooting them oh that's what i was doing that's what i was doing that's what i did oh that's what i tried nice there you go it's over wait they're not holding us up [Music] great now go inside and deactivate the power source all of a sudden we just start falling down what the hell is that good grief that's a vortigaunt all right [ __ ] cat oh [ __ ] hey guys everything's okay all clear oh my goodness hey oh no it's reinhardt what [Music] this is like shitty one word impressions it's like what i've been doing for the last 30 [ __ ] minutes shoot the guy shoot the guy reload rum raisin all right i'm ready this time no f-u-c-k-i-n-g around i'm gonna go make this guy eat this ready we're gonna sit on the bench this is my little battle station [Applause] jesus hey [ __ ] you realism this is the smallest soda i've ever seen nice all right i got three tape measure bombs now i just want did the big guy died over here somewhere we just get here what i want okay all right hey that hurts you i'm just trying to see where it goes oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm sorry um i need some resin viewers here more viewers i could tell me with the resonance no no no no i almost just had to delete my twitch channel almost almost had to delete my twitch channel what was the thing i said if i didn't know the puke thing minds now of course there is that okay is that a head a head and an arm that has their arm like this like ready to shoot me with a gun right a little brim for the hat that's a person aiming a gun i hear a pig i hear pig that means combines wrong oh what is where it they holy [ __ ] i'm trying to shoot things with his legs not a fresh team fake in my head yeah shaking my goddamn head [ __ ] you are they saying my name yeah that's not good they're doing an impression look at me make it go up wait i know what i can do we're gonna put a chair out there we're gonna whip a chair out there and we're gonna close the door okay all right worked perfectly exactly what was planned exactly what i intended that's every single time i ever play an online shooter seriously battlefield call of duty fortnight whatever it doesn't matter i get into a firefight one two three four five guys they don't die and then i freak out and i run behind i run away and i die they kill me every encounter i've ever had online okay i'm ready now show yourself you call of duty camper i saw that on the head like seven times fresh tv don't [ __ ] this up this time yeah hold it with one hand really oh man oh look who it is it's oberlo oh my hello [Music] hello i'll make a little coffee pasting oh my god now what i will tell you about half-life alex uh the movement in the game is the best of any vr title that has released that's a fact it is just the best movement in a vr game it's very very easy to con oh shut up nobody talk you can't i can't do it it's not possible you just can't do it it's way too awkward the thing just into falling down and not carry it around oh your dad's back oh thank god my god likewise ah this how is great i been streaming for three hours holy [ __ ] i haven't come out of this once in three hours all right anybody let me ask you this how far am i into half-life alex now this point right here like the halfway point okay all right it looks like we're right on schedule then i'll play this for a little while longer and then we'll finish it tomorrow probably right on chevy i thought i have 50 residents 18 resin this guy's annoying get off comms man turn on push to talk dude i can do reflex sight but i don't know that kind of sucks i'm not going to spend anything you get extended back that that's exactly only extended back only yes why can't i look over here what's with the cut out that force oh almost [ __ ] it up i'm getting so sweaty all right yeah yeah time for the first break break number one oh what it feels like to be a human oh the hair it's actually not horrible headband really caused so many problems skipped a bunch you weren't supposed to fall down wait what you skipped a lot reload the save you missed stuff you skipped the whole sequence you skipped 25 minutes of content what hold on i glow let me just get some water i'll be right back dude i don't think he i don't think he's ever coming back i think he just was down there chugging water slamming water a station error there may be something blocking the line of sight between your base station and wait what why is it saying that remember we could hear you regurgitate why am i puking into the toilet go back in oh this is getting let me untangle the cord for a second [Music] i should do the thing where you have to hold the thing upside down and raise your hand as high as it goes who's so annoying what i am annoying i think i'm annoying you what the hell are you doing here he's so annoying you're my stop reading chat oh i want to be one of the best streamers on twitch and that means you read everything i'm getting that blue raspberry popsicle oh [ __ ] that's gonna be ninja he's got the blue hair what color is my hair what what color is my hair my hair is brown that means i can have uh it's like blonde i have blonde hair that's banana the banana popsicle end of strain voice no not yet it's like six hours thinks it's no i i know i know there's at least like another probably seven hours left in the game six or something reload the last save oh hold on when are you doing chubby bunny i have no idea dude why is that like the most anticipated stream of 2020 it's the chubby bunny stream why lake what was that for oh we were both shocked at what just happened [ __ ] vr jokes i've done those already and we here at five guys we got piles of bags of potatoes that's how you know it's [ __ ] fresh and real we stack them up all over the restaurant just so you know that it's a real bag of [ __ ] potatoes unlike those other guys that use real potatoes but we prove it man we got the bags all over the restaurant those are peanuts did i just like did i just totally like fake news everybody i think i just let's did some drugs and forget about that wait those are peanuts i thought they were potatoes well okay an even better question why the [ __ ] do you have peanuts everywhere why do you have peanuts everywhere that if somebody has a peanut allergy you're like putting landmines all over the place for them why their bags have peanuts everywhere it's not safe to keep peanuts lower chad is gaslighting you those are potatoes okay thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thanks i am so glad that there's no like big event coming up here in the next quick few weeks look like twitchcon isn't next weekend or something i would i would have radiation burn marks on my face and sits all over my forehead it would be like jesus and like the top part of my hair is gone dude it's like oh let me do this let me do this little mission i just pulled the muscle on my arm [Music] oh we ain't nothing but maggot in red for three stinking days all right let's play real funny man i forgot all of you aren't 11. there's a room full of 11 year olds you all laughing your asses off that her straps not secure i'm right on a [ __ ] edge that's the wrong hand we just took a screenshot who just took a screenshot award for gamer of the year europa 985 hello i'm home oh what about him ow you're gonna have that i got him i have an itchy face and a part where i cannot scratch it oh man thank god that check i already know i have a bunch on my face right now hello hi honey it's mom we're coming to see your place oh right now like like now yeah yeah we're on the road there we'll be there in five minutes oh yeah yeah sure okay see you soon i love you my [ __ ] wrist old man wrists oh you know what i smashed it my eye my eye my eyes it just peeled my eyelids back that [ __ ] just my eyes were open and it took my eye lashes and eyelids and just like pulled him backwards don't die in the game where you die in real life first the hair now the eyes reload the 25 minutes you skipped it's i don't you think it's a little too late for that i think it's a little too late to go back like 40 minutes to go get the two resins i missed load it up oh no activating chex mode dex mode engaged one very good one very bad i'll take a mediocre c-plus he just rocked my head back with one bullet right in the forehead those of you that know he missed about a few minutes of dialogue in about two or three corridors go watch vinnie play to go see it i'm just like the i'm like the [ __ ] like secondary like oh yeah i didn't mean it go go watch like so many hours if you want to see like how it really should happen this guy drops grenades and like stubs his toe and hits his head on the wall and stuff if you want to see a gamer play this you know i heard i heard my like grandmother played this part she did pretty good too that's so funny like to see it done correctly go go check out somebody else i'm going to do it why is oh you dare watch another stream don't you dare watch another streamer actually i mean vinnie's awesome but he's very very good when when vinnie's not live you stay here oh my [ __ ] god this is the reason this is the reason why they all say this this is the reason why they're saying this this is the reason why they all say this put the gun down in his life right now no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait i lost the bullet again i lost it again watching hey what do you do finally stopped pretending oh you know yeah sometimes you gotta pretend he walked into it whatever i'm trying to i wanted to do this nice that would [ __ ] hurt wow i appreciate that i appreciate that it's just covered in blood oh [ __ ] alex that counts that actually counts oh i guess that makes sense right but that's so little save the game you just [ __ ] the bed i'm right here i guess how do i get it was multi-tool what you serious i don't get it oh superman 64. okay that thing here right i mean that takes a long time just throw a bucket at the [ __ ] thing but that you know what i mean i don't i don't want to do the puzzle just just blow them up so much easier why do the puzzle you flinched yeah what do you want me not to flinch it's scary [Music] um no no no no give me this back alex alex okay that didn't work i had a theory that maybe if i could close the door it would i'd be fine they want you to do it you do it quicker this guy's shitty let's watch vinnie [Music] fire that was marge too all right give me this without any problems brute force beavis alex i wasn't even aiming for that game [ __ ] it sucks bring it with me now game sucks this game [ __ ] it sucks this game sucks you stop pretending to be bad at video games that's the best way to like trigger any streamer i told you guys that a long time ago okay that's the one i want thank you okay just um why did i even need it i didn't do it oh slow oh i'm getting close hey germa like shoot the barrel for a funny joke do not do that it was clear room is clear scientist that's almost shot the barrel i was just saying that's right boom okay i thought it was gonna hit and explode this double resin over there oh my god oh my goodness oh oh it's a lot i'm gonna juggle i don't continue that's a dangerous game that's a dangerous game that's a dangerous game all right sayonara a shitty room okay we're out into the open house how wet are my underarms it's probably a joke i thought he wasn't he wasn't seeing me i'm just sitting there just vibing man with a beer what the [ __ ] he didn't care at first [ __ ] the [ __ ] fireworks oh that's it i'm leaving only he had two healing syringes yeah but they're like okay on your screen it's really clear on my screen i gotta look like under my underarms i gotta what do i have for a healing item oh it stinks under there it actually doesn't though relax lost like 1.5 k viewers in the last hour what would you cry about it you [ __ ] you're right there you [ __ ] oh come on all right he's up here i gotta move i gotta move to that storage unit i can't i don't know i'm gonna smash into a thing in my room what the [ __ ] at full health i've unloaded like 30 rounds to that [ __ ] guy get close and use the shotgun the guy is unloading a gatling gun into me and i can i can only go like two miles per hour no i don't i can go much faster than that i just have to do the dumb diablo 2 charge move okay i figured it out i'll put around the whole [ __ ] valley all right i'm ready i'm done with this [ __ ] they're all dead oh [ __ ] what i got him i got that [ __ ] he's dead i told you that's why i was so concerned that's why i didn't want to throw it what if it's still live that's such a coward way to play this i feel like i feel like when you when you go paintballing for the first time and you're terrified of getting hit so you just kind of go like this to make it look like you're participating you just stay down here and i yes i was one of the guys that wore the [ __ ] big vest so it didn't hurt when it hit you okay good we are good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good i don't see a way into this building ah i'm gonna look around we're gonna probably use this place anyway we've got a real problem hillary they made heartfelt problems like that this control is broken vodka good oh no oh god no okay that's all very confusing i gotta push really really hard i'll find your stuff yeah this is [ __ ] up okay the the plastic's coming off oh [ __ ] hold on that better it's not great it's not great it's not great but it'll do not great but it'll do let me know what happened oh boy that sucks okay left on the uh on the pad is done so i'm actually surprised it took this long like when you figured that was gonna happen like six months ago or like a year ago when i first started doing vr press it's been this long i don't i need a power source here cool all right we need power power all right the power's over here but hold on so uh there's a fight stick in there i'm gonna see what it does it's a baby toy how much resin do i have i got enough to do the uh the upgrade oh nice all right here we go this is where i gotta put the power in here the little uh mario chomp guys got those little little black things that go oh geez cheese all right what do i eat i got food i'm going back 10 times [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh no don't come in why do you have a shield i can block everything it's a fair oh my god here's my healer wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's this where is he where is he house holy [ __ ] not up already where's the power cell there it is now i gotta plug this thing in where do i plug it in oh i need this let's go give it to me oh it just looks good that's great oh no oh [ __ ] in my [ __ ] pants that's fun uh i don't have any bullets in almost any gun 37 extended mag let's go shoot it please it doesn't do anything i just shot a shotgun in there guys okay i can't bingo all right so how do i get this power on in the upgrade room is this that's a red cable i'm not going to get anything ding ding [Music] oh my god it's at the shield door thingy what no it's not he's donation baiting no i'm just like where the [ __ ] is this the power to the red cable is like it needs to go to here to there i but the power connected but then where the [ __ ] was the power going like just stop coming down hey okay get you switch the stupid power he did it hooray all right don't poop this [ __ ] what happened that's a monitor mono's going back how far back is that please don't tell me that's that far back that's not that far back right it's gonna be after the fight please be after the fight please be up in the fight please please be after the fight don't have it be loaded up and there's like ten people have to fight again please be after the fight like when i turn the power on [Music] god i think we can hear the clappers okay thank god thank god thank god thank god it's not even extended back but it's okay all right quad watcher is unskipped you know what pisses me off more than anything that was true like that the vod watcher should have just skipped 15 minutes it's pissing me off because it's accurate hi bod watchers we made it i'm targeting this one video games aren't even any good anymore they used to be better when they were eight pixels each i remember when i played et and it is better than this one game could be games are the best they've probably ever been ever don't let anybody ever tell you that unless it's me when you talk about the golden years of the super nintendo entertainment system with the nintendo 64 entertainment system that was the golden age no game is prepared and bloodborne thought watchers plot watchers oh my god fraud watchers claude washers bob washers i did it i did it we can keep going we can move on gordon orton freeman no that's me grandma sucks at everything it only improves it's all good alex russell i was going to take off the lid whatever oh [ __ ] it's the it's the mario things they hungry should i like puke into their mouths all right here you go baby birds hey you would the uh with the blood on you you with the blood i uh got a little situation here it's nicer than mine which is up inside this guy i saved you thanks i alerted the horde sorry how was that uh that's jeff jeff oh don't worry you can't see here's just fine though got in here like mozart who all right now let me help you out this guy's a character named jeff it's like a an angry hungry baby there he is jeff right watch this [Music] oh see that's totally predictable but he will rip your arms off if he finds you this is gonna be like the run for the scary monster part right hey jeff there you go hey hey those things are nasty you gotta cover your mouth got it thanks hey i i almost forgot what's your name alex hey alex i'm larry nice to meet you hi larry try not to get killed yes bullets don't matter armed with noise [Music] okay jeff i brought you a treat [Music] [Applause] okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] me it's over there look look it's over there you're getting here you can't come in here i'm saving it [ __ ] you blaze it down [Music] yeah okay i get it i get it i get it i understand i understand i get it that's a great checkpoint by the way thanks for that good okay can he is he gonna come in here oh my god yep grab something i grab something i grab something i grab something [ __ ] you wow oh [ __ ] it was more of a shot it was worth a shot just try once just to see if i could like misdirect him and he would like fall down on his knee theory was like i shoot him in like the face when it opens up and he's like go stand up one knee for one two three four i'm alive and i'm gonna get you i don't know hey thank you five subs hey jeff i hear outside did you hear that jeff hey jeff i think i heard something down the hall what is he all the going what go why is he not going um excuse me jeff why does he keep coming back in here oh [ __ ] ahead vr sucks [ __ ] virtual reality it was not ready it was never ready it's another 10 years before this [ __ ] it's gotta work it's emote only mode this is there's some [ __ ] dumb little secret to beat this guy it's not go like this and then have the wii mote get disconnected for a second because you went a little too fast all right what's this little this is gonna be like a sound secret i gotta lock her in the freezer oh you had it goodbye jeff let's see you again [Laughter] you suck you gonna get out of there you can't get out of there right can you get out of there i think he can he get out of there give me a little hand no let's not i have to go in this room oh that's not good okay hold on a minute here stay there jeff just relax okay jeff i'm gonna let you out i'm gonna need you to cooperate wow wow did you hear that sound did you hear that sound did you hear that sound hear that sound hear that sound [Music] oh all right so i gotta get in there i gotta turn that [ __ ] on and i gotta go through the elevator you have to put me right here though all right i gotta be ready for this don't turn on the car alarm rips out we'll just take our time here right when this door opens i'm throwing this [ __ ] down the damn hallway ceiling oh my god how do i go go go go go go go go back up bring it up that door's gonna open oh my god the door's gonna open holy [ __ ] oh i'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me right you're stuck in here with me all right well so now he's gonna be right here oh what the [ __ ] happened playing music what's he doing what the [ __ ] is he doing what's he doing he knew i was in there the whole time dude that was the home stretch i didn't put what i did i had my mouth covered at least up to the throw give me something to throw give me something to throw anything to throw give me something to throw give me something i'll give you something throw throw throw throw throw that door is locked ah the mother lode what was that what why am i doing this oh my god open the door open the door open the door open oh my god it moved my hand barcelona you can hear this [ __ ] why did i just do that why did i just do that oh my god power source power source power power power power don't touch that that's a [ __ ] bad play quickly quickly over there don't cough [ __ ] what am i doing hey how do i get this [ __ ] thing open ass basking here you missed it give it thank god oh my god i don't do clean bottle right now right now right now oh my god that works dude that works okay that works i'll be taking that thank you very much okay we got to get the [ __ ] out of here give me that bottle i'll throw it over there that would be great cool cool cool cool don't don't go don't go things man i got two i got two oh no oh give me this real quick three that's three i kid i'm done i'm done after this i'm done i'll pick it up tomorrow this is [ __ ] killing me this is insanity oh yeah let's go i'm so glad to be over with this hi jeff it was a lot of fun but you are you are terrifying oh you have a bag oh get in there get in the trash compactor in the trash factory crash come back all right holy [ __ ] that was that was wild now he doesn't stand up oh my god are you okay that wasn't funny holy [ __ ] thank god it's over oh my god it's over it's over all right and that's okay the coaster is clear time to get there and get through those tunnels i think the tunnel is full of antlions these ones are pretty dangerous in this game well whatever they are there this is where it gets chill uh when i hear screaming ant lines i don't think chill all right so from here how many hours are left in the game boot today three three ish three to four that's perfect uh my assessment of half-life alex so far is it's uh it's pretty solid it's pretty solid i'm a big fan oh and wow uh actual actual perfect timing because this thing just ran out of battery this is the one that broke though so i don't know if that's is that a bad sign is that low battery or is that a bad sign all right let's uh do the subs let's chill for a minute and then i'm gonna get some food and i'm gonna relax and lie down take a bath do a hair treatment i love it so far typically you can't see yourself sitting in a vr game for more than three hours but it flows together very well the jeff sequence okay you know when something seems so horrible and so terrifying that oh no i can never do it it wasn't that bad considering it was just scary so valve definitely decided they were going to make you think of every vr game you've ever played it's the lookout here comes the scary monster right and it's coming to get you in the headset hey how about a shooter where you got to shoot headshot duck duck use cover hey we've got like weird little puzzles where you got to look through the wall with a little device they kind of just took every vr game that was an hour long and made it a 12 hour long game so i think it's pretty good i'm very surprised that it's this long you know when they first announced this i really thought this is going to be some kind of demo because the index was coming out and i thought this is gonna oh look half-life alex it's like an hour and a half and it's just kind of fun and you play around with alex vance and that's it i did not know that it was gonna be a full experience like this so it's very very good it's a full aaa game oh yeah it absolutely is and i don't want to give you a rating because i don't want to blow it but i mean it's up there thanks for watching all right come on come on we're going to home alone this guy come on you're never going to be able to catch me i'll get you your stupid little bread that's your fresher russian fresh french fries hey she won't barf be careful not little bastard i'll get a french fresh and russian french restaurant come on you big stupid idiots oh [ __ ] ripped his head off oh man he's dead i just tore his [ __ ] head up if you've never seen home alone home alone one and home alone two are some of the best movies ever that is such a such good movie

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Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma, Half-Life: Alyx, Jerma Half-Life, Jerma HLA, Jerma Half-Life: Alyx, Half Life Alyx, Jerma Half Life Alyx, HLA, Half-Life

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Length: 104min 39sec (6279 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 14 2020