Half-Life: Ayaya - Jerma Streams Half-Life: Alyx (Long Edit #1)

acting is for me about facing your fears and confronting harsh truths i don't like your face it's really rude it's really rude your voice makes me want to vomit you're an [ __ ] uh truth yeah half-life alex half five alex been waiting about a year in a while to play half-life alex i told you everybody thought i was gonna take a day off today no i'm here after yesterday i was a little tight yes but i'm not taking a day off i got vr to play so in an hour and 10 minutes when this stream has to turn off we can both be right how does that sound how drunk is he uh a scale of one to ten maybe like like seven yeah it's like it it's it's like 215 guys i'm i'm obviously a seven right now no i'm dr i've got a coffee in my hands you're always a seven don't play the don't play alex on the vive well this is what i'm sorry i'm the sorry bastard that got the wii and have to play the shitty version of the triple a games they're called call of duty 3 on the xbox call of duty 3 on the wii was like an n64 game i i have the wii version of all these aaa games or they just make a party game then they do oh assassin's creed for the xbox 360. hi 1080p graphics and then they make the one for the wii assassin's creed where's the party and there's bowling i i had to play that one and they all have like big heads they're all they'll get like big like we avatar heads but me sorry me sorry please play assassin's creed wii bowling um big head tennis don't make fun of my weird mannerisms i'm aware of them remember anytime i'm about to say something i say oh oh and hey oh oh i know that like if it's been made people have told me that a thousand times i know oh it even bleeds into other characters dick bugleberry it's just like up and oh i can't help it i just it's it's a filler word i'm gonna play chubby bunny i'm not playing chubby bunny right now i'm doing half-life alex the most anticipated virtual game since the second one came out now a lot of people were like hyped up for this game i kind of wasn't so i'm going in with completely just basic expectations i'm really not hyped up about this at all i'm not a liar i swear to god i i i i have to be completely honest with you guys i kind of don't even care that i'm playing this right now i've made sure to not give a [ __ ] because i want to be either blown away or not like hey i don't want to i gotta have my expectations like i don't care right i've been telling myself no you don't [ __ ] care who cares it's this dumb game who cares you're gonna get blown to hell get the other controllers i got the wii controllers all right what's wrong with you what do you mean what's wrong what's wrong with you why are you saying that here we are and just in case you didn't know just in case you didn't know i'm on twitch you ever think so well i've no i've already talked about this already went over like if the doctor went to the drive-through with his doctor's coat on like i don't like to wear this [ __ ] anywhere besides like in front of the camera here because people see the shirt and they go you twitch twitch huh and i'm just like oh yeah i'm a fan i don't even i i like i stole this i stole this shirt it's like if a doctor goes to like a drive-through at dunkin donuts and he wears his lab coat they're going to be like you're a doctor yeah yeah [ __ ] i forgot to have this on no no i'm uh i'm an engineer i i don't i don't do that somebody said nice bulge oh that's funny maybe that you can literally not see below my waist right now and that guy for 20 minutes like you wait you mean this is that what you mean is that is that the thing you're describing because i mean that's there that's what we mean right okay he's got a dad bought about 20. i'm not even 25 i'm not even 30. i look good for 35 okay you can see the outline of my breasticles don't you know that means that's a good thing for a 35 year old i can do this and i can do this that actually kind of hurt i shouldn't do that you know if you tell yourself that you look good in the mirror over and over again at some point hey guess what what's that oh wow that's the wart finger no it's not it's covered up today sorry about that guys no wart jokes today all right i'm ready no more stalling wait i need one more one more super coffee i don't want the thing to fly off oh let me put it down on my coaster you guys ready for half life alex or should i continue you're a doomer how would i be a doomer god it's been so long since i've gone into the world of half-life i forgot the whole story because it was seriously like [ __ ] 15 years ago i can't wait to not even know [ __ ] basic characters names difficulty normal challenging combat very challenging easy wait there's a there's a mode below easy it's a story mode do you even play the game or do you just sit and watch that's actually kind of cool all right i'm doing normal i uh no we're not doing hard there's no audio what the [ __ ] oh sorry where the [ __ ] is the mouse there you go got it all right quiet here comes the cutscene it's gonna go hello alex that was not a good investment it's five years before the collapse of the citadel and the death of eli vance well why would why are you here this is like the third game they've made why what are you doing here you don't jump you don't watch like [ __ ] return of the jedi first and then go wait hold on darth vader is just dead pretty good fidelity i think you hit somebody all of a sudden you hear like oh okay why am i acting like a caveman that was just handed this oh it's just right this make me angry oh dude sick you got a [ __ ] gtx 3090 oh incoming call how do i turn on device how's it looking oh i hate that already metric movement is normal oh i don't like that subtitle what is it okay is the is the game blinking perfect is my character blinking i keep seeing like a little like black flash like flash like i'm blinking and no no no no it's not me blinking in the headset right that's me no it's not i'm telling you of course you can what is he drawing me it's me how do i get out of here enable spectator mode it's too jerky cable spectator i think it's already on medium turn on spectate yeah it's already on what button do i press after the game window after the game window capture the game isn't that what i'm doing or capturing the wrong thing it kept your game window wait a minute let me i'm coming out i'm capping the vr view should i not be doing that capture the actual game engine spectator mode shows us your ammo and [ __ ] oh turn off the subtitles wait hold on this is like a lot to take in right now i'm i'm doing the steam mirror thing so i just cap the actual game this is so this is like the actual game being captured not the vr window how do i uh how do you actually get into like this like the settings of the game like what's the pause menu left grip oh [ __ ] yeah all right let's go all right now help me out here options menu spectator yeah spectator camera okay spectator hud medium spectator smoothing low on high is that going to work my computer do this and turn off the subtitles is that good all right subtitles for spectator only subtitles and closed captions subtitles spectator window only i did well there are a lot of settings in this [ __ ] game i gotta check these cables why am i getting a black light everything's good oh cause i dropped the headset on the ground last night what am i stupid all right i'm ready you can't see the chat oh the [ __ ] chat is now not viewable okay well we'll deal with that later hey it doesn't even matter like you guys what do you mean you guys can see the chat i just you guys you guys are there because every time i go like this you just know that i'm looking at you i don't over feed the fish don't know if some people just sit there and they just dump over and over and over and over and over and over and over again let me in like a little figure all right let's move wait wait where are we going uh i don't know this one this one this one that one the only one that works wow wow my hand too much strength too much strength hey let's do a funny thing get a camera i'll be like hey let me out of here oh yeah here we go didn't work didn't work didn't work didn't work how do i run how do you run he's so slow what there we go you gotta use your [ __ ] environment and that's ladies and gentlemen what it would look like if bugs ruled the world if bugs were even 20 larger than they are now that's the kind of [ __ ] we'd be dealing with i would never leave my house ever oh should i bring this with me i need it all right it's just like hitman it's just like [ __ ] hitman i got like my guns in here and they're going to pat me down i've just got a delivery i got a delivery i just i just live here get those hands off wait wait wait don't shoot tell yourself come on count me down i got a delivery for the mafia boss we didn't steal anything it's just flowers for [ __ ] no one i didn't see anyone quick hey wait wait no no as postures shut up give me a break i got like a 12 pound thing on my head it's whitley wheatley's coming to save us sticks and he's like sorry oh sorry i didn't mean to sorry but sorry alex run okay i'm gonna try to do something here i'll just be i'm sorry nice playstation 2 gamer headset alex you're there you've got to get moving russell i told you i've been in an accident i need to have something in my hands i'm one of those weirdos i had no way of knowing who was if i don't have something in my hand i can't function the result was when i saved you you're close to my lab keep following the drone jump indicator and release to jump russell the citadel okay jump indicator wrestle it'll okay i'm over it wait ow hello hello hello hello stop um oh secret entrance okay let's okay i promise i'll be your grandmother all right here we go yeah we are oh yeah this is like where you get this is where you get the portal gun that's you guys take that up i can't see that you guys are in the way that's all right i'll do oh [ __ ] oh there's an urb here resident evil told me i could eat these hoof cam top right let's see if i can do it and go got it i got it i actually got it well okay shows you the entire sim city area city skylines whatever you think this city is better built than anything i build in city skylines look at this what's the traffic doing over there what kind of roads are these look at oh curved roads omega lull give me a break and i get [ __ ] for how i design a city i don't see the loading screen oh search the environment for useful items ooh what's this ah would you look at that resin and if there's resin around here it should be a combine fabricator keep an eye out we might be able to upgrade your firepower a bit really this upgrades all right this is i know something's gonna [ __ ] jump out i'm gonna they don't give you the gun and when the guy comes in the one enemy you have to kill oh no that oh just like in saw [ __ ] saw why is it a health station don't touch everything i'm touching every single object in the whole game world oh careful of that barnacle alex well these things are in the game oh i hated these in half-life bear come here come here i need you i need you for a minute [Music] get it did you get it he doesn't want it he's like you gross that's a dead body dude get him what are you holding on to let go of that put it down take him take him take it come on i'm about to like throw this guy out of the bar oh god dammit what happened what's going on where am i oh let me know when i just see like a sun setting i'm in the ceiling i i got eaten by the barnacle but i i mean did i touch it and then just get sucked straight up oh careful of that this is the worst ride at disney world i i need to reset it i need those things i i sucked one of those upgrade stones into the thing's head and it destroyed it i i need that thing i don't want to shoot it because that's a waste of money that's a waste of ammo i'm not gonna [ __ ] this up give me that thing i have to shoot them why [ __ ] give me that don't touch anything i missed the resin what no i didn't where is that resin hold up right all right we're good shoot that thing and go it'll turn to green i mean it was worth the shot i didn't even know how i was back there yeah these things are everywhere it's like an easter egg hunt this is awesome why am i looking in the toilet what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i thought that was going to be a resin stone all right can i just like is this how like the speed runners do this game wait wait wait i have a tool all right i get like struck by lightning we're doing this it's a chippy chase movie oh i got it i'm i just try to get a signal green yikes harry potter joke incoming why what do you mean for harry why follow the wire i think i may have found it oh you grabbed me have resident evil for game not there wait i can climb in the window you're live was it oh that's me making that noise come here i need this window dude wait a minute stay right there and before your very eyes i'm going to take the dollar out of your pocket and put it in your girlfriends can you believe it street magic with germanite h5 come here i'll get it sir oh okay this i need to put a device in here yeah i need to put a tube in there how's that is that a good tube getting an emergency thing wrestle is that in the game oh [ __ ] it's an amber alert hold on let me look at this for a sec it's not around here i thought that was in the game i was like why we get that's like the comp hold on i was like that's the complete the mission sound yeah it's in utah apparently hold on this is hold on well actually i'm gonna take this opportunity to pee and this is so fogged up in here i've been playing for a [ __ ] hour it's been like 10 minutes holy [ __ ] i must be having a lot of fun all right let me go get a water and let me just clean this out i'll be right back okay i'm back worst part about vr is because you you get so sweaty in this thing that i i almost wish there was a way to make it so like you didn't fog up the lenses every 40 minutes burn up the turn should i turn how the subtitles oh i don't see that on the screen that would be awesome if i could see how much health and i'm gonna have to ask you guys these things because i don't even see that [ __ ] yeah it's on my hand but chad is on that hand too so when i see how much health i have i see you guys spamming like a mega wells move it i can't has to be on my left hand my right hand is my shooting hand i can't be like in the middle of shooting and be like hey guys hey hold on a minute what are you saying no no it's not gonna happen what am i like like 60 70 percent of the way through the game maybe 80 of the way through the game it's pretty good so far uh what's in there oh there's like guts in here oh oh no don't no get how to get him out of there oh no he's like part of it part of it he's gonna get no the poor rat it's like inception sound that's the inception music what happens that's gonna explode that's gonna explode that's an explosive barrel it's gonna blow up back in like 2004 with this was ridiculous about how we've gone so far back in 2004 this was like showing the movie of the train to the people in the 1800s they thought they were gonna get hit by the [ __ ] train the first movie ever when everyone in the audience was like the train's gonna hit us like that was 2004 with like the first physics-based game this is it's going to explode the old prospector don't go near that one where there you see yeah i've got a lantern here let's see if i can see where the gold is like get that [ __ ] guy away from us that's the don't do death get that get the old man out of here i changed my mind i wanted i changed my mind oh okay let's take a look and see oh be careful i heard there were monsters down here oops i can't hold it happened my screenshot leaked what does it say oh boy oh it's one of these guys that's the way we got i heard they were suckered yeah that is the shortcut this [ __ ] oh it didn't go far enough oh [ __ ] i missed i could have had him just suck it up oh it's a gas mask i put it on i did holy [ __ ] i didn't even know you could do that this is an alley oop can i do the wall i heard a noise i heard somebody heard a noise oh this is a ghostbusters thing we got one oh get the hat ah no i don't wanna i don't need a hat look bud like this am i gonna let this mean lover under the hubbard try to get over here and try to shoot me [Music] a 90 ammo are you serious why am i trying so hard to not waste it oh [ __ ] oh man man i don't want to do it man come on man i don't want to do it alex i think that's a combined fabricator put something in it i want to see how this thing works hey how about uh will it work on the brussels no but it should fix up that pistol nicely good thing too i gave you one of my lesser gum zen thanks russell well yeah in case it doesn't tell you oh resin if i die come on there's got to be resin in here somewhere that wasn't a gift that's my god come on man it's gotta be resin a resin but all right it'll do uh wait this this probably resin in this like old grandmother's attic box i knew it oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh yeah this is cool reflex side or should i hold the laser sight reflex sight i always feel like this whenever you know you don't go to go to store and they have like the ipad that you have to sign and touch i'm always like i don't want to like touch the screen man reflex sucks it's terrible is it whatever i'm good reflexes ass it's all right looks pretty cool what are you talking about wait so that circle is not my crosshair how does that suck that's sick all right i'm good i got my reflex sight i've got my my ready to go site i like it actually it highlights the head oh my god resident evil 4 taught me so well any complainers jeremiah walk any complainers five minutes you play guys something that you guys have to remember is resident evil 4 was the original gta 5. what i mean by that is they came out with the game they've re-released it like eight times this is like before skyrim did this this is before resident evil 5 i mean before gta 5 did this they released it on like 12 different consoles i've played through it like four times are you talking about your releases somebody said somebody just said i've never played somebody said i've played four minutes of residency before they don't understand what's that fight hey i see it what the what what do you say shoot the what hit the lamp something's gonna come i hear it i hear this [ __ ] up in that van where the talk i told him i heard it i heard him in the van he's in the van i know he's in the thing i know he is i know you're in that [ __ ] van going to rip around i'm going to shoot i know i see him yep there it is [ __ ] i hate those things i did ah dude you just spent it all right can i ask a question why do i continue to make among us references when i've never played the game what's wrong with me i don't i don't even i don't play that game why do i keep doing that like i don't even watch it i don't even care i'm never going to play it i don't get it how do i know all this i need to stay irrelevant i'm not even trying to i it's just for some reason i still i'm just talking about it all the time i talk about among us more than i make wow references at this point that's how you know there's a problem like oh dude he vented a half of you guys probably don't even watch that [ __ ] game like you already don't know what i'm talking about i know half of you've played wow untrue i'm sure oh come on everybody's played well at some point in their life even if you got like the get to level 10 trial and say this game sucks i'm never playing it again that pissed off with your friend that introduced you to it be like dude [ __ ] it i'm not playing this well the good news is he's probably fine how do you know that because they're taking him to nova prospect to talk i have to try this that there is a floppy disk we used to store information on them with magnets if you can believe it specifically two micrometers magnetic iron oxide three micrometers barium ferrite one point two russell how do you know all this i'm reading it here on my computer i downloaded the internet before the war got the whole internet on this one cd that's one of the best bits one of the best skits of any comedy television show is the internet on the cd bit that tim and eric did that's one of the best what the hell is that going on is this electricity or what what is this can i walk into this wait a minute oh i'm gonna throw something in there and see what happens this is why i can't play luigi's mansion all right i made it out oh i'm so glad to be outside okay is this like connect four calling it now he's gonna hit the two correct ones accidentally i don't know what makes them correct one of these is the right combo go anywhere oh wait there over there this is just the thing that's in the doctor's office to keep your child occupied it'll say it right here [ __ ] [ __ ] look look at that would you look at that this two is a lot of them which one is the right one oh any of these i have to try them all all right it's that one in that one second row three fourth row two what right every single one this one hey i told you guys i think this mask in here has been worn down so raw that i'm getting hit with plastic just digging into my face i'm gonna have to replace it rick the game with a brick i gotta try who bricks [ __ ] make fire on somebody's head and i could crush somebody's head alex you all right what's wrong i'm fine russell what's up i'm losing your signal alex give me a large steak and cheese that's all i need what did i have to say that for how did i say that oh damn it now we want a large steak and she's sucked like so bad right now what about why did i do that what the [ __ ] is wrong with me that would hurt so much i'm ready to pancake somebody's head ring the doorbell oh no i got down you didn't get baited from the resin over there thanks for the help why don't why not be welcome why is that such a big deal eat those why is that such a problem they're probably just protein and [ __ ] why not just eat them but test it for like diseases why don't you just eat slugs well here's the difference i would eat like slugs and bugs and [ __ ] if that was the only source of real food that was still around and you can own there's only so many cans of chef boyardee ravioli mini raviolis that exist once those are gone they're gone and then you have to deal with whatever the [ __ ] you have to deal with what are these guys are going to stand up oh no come on i can't i don't want to say it i don't want to say it i don't want to say uh i found yellow the dead body among us like i found him who was it right like come on like i i'm so i why i'm sorry i'm sorry it doesn't make any can i use this i'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i give up i just don't care i just i don't care if i miss i don't care if i miss right like i don't care if i miss stop caring and you'll get it right now i don't care i don't care if i miss i don't give a [ __ ] if i miss i'm gonna go i'm gonna keep him i i obviously can't shoot that guy i don't even care if i miss i don't care i don't care if i miss [ __ ] off oh that zombie has a shotgun what there's a shotgun in the game all right that's [ __ ] that's the only brick i had what do i do now i don't drop him and i am used to him i'm shooting it oh mega lo you idiot oh there's a pulley system lodged oh all right here we go what are these what are these i don't know the bullets give me the oh my god there's something coming through the door how do i get this truck give me the shotgun dude [Music] let it go no stop where's the thing all right stop it right there what oh [ __ ] click controller to do that okay i got the shotgun oh this what did i just throw [Applause] down here hey whoa we did it last show i'm out last shell [ __ ] you bought of a gamer really man okay maybe please gonna stand up i haven't got any resin either i'm a bad player stiff gamer [Laughter] yeah kinda okay let me ask you a question if you could eat this if this was completely edible it did but it stunk like rotten trash but it was like 25 grams of protein in like all your vitamins like vitamin c vitamin b vitamin a all of them this was like six years worth of food or over here on that pallet over here is a stack of a year's worth of chef boyardee mini raviolis and this is like stacked up to this high this is at least five years this is one year i would take that one i would take the sure thing wait i wasn't even the right guy yes i would eat a head crab if i had to if i was like life or death i'm not gonna go like oh you gross ooh no i don't want it like if i'm gonna die if i'm starving to death i'm to eat a headcrab why wouldn't you are you so against doing that face left out of shells and the counters all right start start banning them stop ban on the counters they need to get start banning those counters good catch he just threw a bottle at i me ripped a [ __ ] glass bottle in my face i knew there was gonna be a guy hey this must be dead okay left show penis that's the first that's that's literally the first thing i see no penis go show your penis no i didn't say that it's never going to happen so like why did you write it it's just never [ __ ] happening so you're yeah i'm ready i'm ready for whatever the [ __ ] is about to happen i'm gonna pick up the key and there's gonna be ten people look at how many shotgun shells yeah they're setting this is like a boss fight that's a lot of ammo flashlight to gravity glove oh thank god hey i'm ready oh no no this became another game oh boy here we go ignoring them well uh yeah i'm trying to pick through like the look at his dick comments to see if anybody like has an answer oh please nobody mentioned your dick that's all anybody's saying it's like the only thing being said i go am i going the right way all right i'm going right away right no the taser's not gonna work yeah i'm going the right way i got jump scared oh alex have you ever heard of a club sandwich uh nope not once right to make a club sandwich you need to start with bread not from a bread line from a bakery across the street i actually rather you talk about something okay tomatoes let it is and i'm not done then you add a second sandwich on top of the first one you put ham in it also from a pig and turkey from an animal we used to call it [ __ ] and more tomato it was six inches tall and weighed a pound and had a dozen ingredients from five different continents it was the most impossible food item you could imagine in any age before ours wow i know right what happened what what would i just do what did i just do it's too dark where's the thing immediate watch out watch out he's gonna get you come on [Music] do it where is he there's a thick slaughter holy [ __ ] is he dead i ain't even scared of [ __ ] wilhelm scream that was not a wilhelm scream what was it i did the wilhelm scream it was [ __ ] nerve-wracking man this is scary [ __ ] okay okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry this time i got a son of a [ __ ] first that was true okay yours too much man no no no no it's too much okay i've been bumping into walls and screaming there's already help me smash oh my god boom if if you're like a neighbor i'm being attacked in here like i'm being physically [ __ ] like assaulted in here there's a there's a fight going on in here especially if you have this playing through speakers too i guess let's say there's like two or three buddies in the room and like you you're hearing like glass breaking and like explosions and stuff wouldn't it be like holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] is happening over there nobody driving oh it's okay what's that what's the skrillex song all right one one right now it was the same energy funk sucks but the video is kind of cool true i haven't heard that song in a very very long time what's going on here wait is that a dead combine soldier yeah yeah that is a deal alex manhattan the hell yeah what the hell is that oh my god what do i do about it oh my god it's like we'll fly your drone inside in the hallway i hear the i hear a guy i hear it let's hear it right you can always tell the combines around because they sound kind of like a pig relaxing there's the guy making the noise hear that [ __ ] [ __ ] chest box [ __ ] box [ __ ] box hold on yeah guess what there ain't gonna be [ __ ] in here it's gonna be empty ready okay if this chest is empty i get 100 subs if this chest is full of stuff i'm going to shout out your name that's right you i'm going to shout your name out in the chat room oh my [ __ ] arm that really hurt really really hurt am i like bleeding am i okay it's full of stuff sawdust bunnies got a shout out for you hey russian space fruit got a shout out for you too hey flunderdunder i'm talking to you you and me we're friends hey the mysq you and me we're best friends don't shout me out james w hey the train doctor all right very close hey unless amanda hey i'm talking to you hey ecal hey ecalpb99 sup all right that's enough what about me hey yellow b me me okay one more lemon the lemon guy all right we'll do five more hey jabe hey goat boy hey navy bog hey dad daisy day hey belief blood hey axolotl inferno i'm talking about you hey squeezy chips i i'm done doing this this joke is was over 15 seconds ago i'm gonna [ __ ] smash the computer oh okay he's dead he's gonna i know when he's gonna be alive he's gonna be this one and he got us up vinnie got vine saw sub we'll follow vinnie i'm talking to you directly go follow vinnie if you haven't he's [ __ ] one of the best streamers on twitch lion sauce go do it if at least half of you don't go follow vinnie right now i'm going to turn the [ __ ] stream off is liquid in here i thought i always thought it was propane was just gas is what i don't know is this propane or is gasoline gasoline doesn't explode does it when it comes into contact with combustion of the material gas doesn't explode they low light on fire but gasoline like it unless when it comes into contact with combustible material combustible yeah not like gas all right here's my review for half-life alex so far gunplay time story nine atmosphere 9.1 put things in your backpack average it out although that doesn't have very much weight oh yeah best vr game ever i don't know where to go therefore it's a bad game i don't know where to go right now therefore it's not a good game this is great it's very very good oh you can't get me you can't get me that one you get me in the shoe oh yeah all right i'm just going to just be crying like 10 people that are going to come into the stream randomly like because they see oh this guy's playing i'm just going to be crying they're going to be like what's going on i guess no i don't want it guys stop leave me alone [ __ ] shotgun show break and i'm done i'm done for the month the [ __ ] out of here dude dude the game is stupid okay [ __ ] oh my god there's people here i know what you're gonna do i see you dude i know what you're doing broke the acting broken acting broken acting who thinks he's an actor oh you think he thinks he's they think he's a shitty actor what did we give it for a rating what did we give it what did we give it in the dumpster nobody was hiding in there they're not anymore don't move no it's not a person holy [ __ ] he threw a chair at me by god acting challenge where am i what's where would you give me a scene you had to say acting challenge and then you gotta give me a scene you gotta give me something to work with grocery store at the grocery store okay grow a grocery store no no no no no no thing we got a place now uh we need an adjective is a challenge okay we're at the grocery store fine a steer up here look at that we've got oh yeah i got my i've got my uh i got my failed acting challenge all right [ __ ] you no not you not [ __ ] you [ __ ] me i finished well this is supposed to be a grocery store i've got my tuna fish here gonna put it in my basket build the look i can't act in vr i can't it's like patting your head scrambling an egg and rubbing your stomach at the same time all i can do is go like this oh [ __ ] i can't do anything else that's not all i can do i go for the skis do a forklift joke here this is a forklift job as an actor go no i'm skiing i'm scared i changed my mind [Music] damn dude this is a really tricky house [Music] eat this i need to kiss trust me i need that [ __ ] mind what's up bro eat a lesson or two i can help you there hey hold on i need to [ __ ] how do i leave this room oh right here okay oh [ __ ] i need one of these [ __ ] i can't just go like really where the hell is that then oh you're stuck [ __ ] what why saying what the [ __ ] i think i'm done with this bit all right i gotta stop like screaming it's seriously like what am i no more [ __ ] screaming like for real like relax dude hey i see you losers in the bottom of the mountain when you get the combine off of earth what are you going to do i'm going full production mode on the russells of course oh of course you'll be sitting on a landmine gold mine yep so here's the plan i think a one year to get the world unconquered by the combine get them off the planet so that's year one then another year to mass production although just quietly we will need to keep the society first you know jobs money that sort of thing otherwise people won't be able to buy them you know so uh yeah three-year plan once you've got two minutes this is [ __ ] awesome wow y'all hold up man give me that oh that's a door god [ __ ] damn it no chat no cha cha i'm not gonna cut off one finger no i'm not gonna do it all right oh just one just one finger okay that's it i'm not cutting off any more fingers all right a bit maybe two i'll cut two somebody do that pasta please that is well where's that where's that pasta where's the pasta i'm doing that you're allowed to say that my ears are so red oh thick butt mine there it is there it is i missed a lot of [ __ ] so i need to like go over here alex alex you're still there no look at this is what i was tubing it took the autosave when i was tubing where the [ __ ] am i where am i where am i this is far away isn't it no it's not all right man we're stall oh i am careful all right i need to i need the wheel it's one minecraft song what billy you dicks are gonna put it right there oh [ __ ] okay sounds good okay yeah i'm gonna sneeze i'm gonna sneeze and i can't stop kid i'm sorry i can't what up what do i do hey oh you flock towards me you get sucked up by the [ __ ] the antlion whatever that is come on over here and get sucked up by the antlion oh this is hell okay hold on line it up line it up line it up just line them up okay there's one there's two okay three two four five six did i get them okay wait that's gonna blow the whole place that's gonna blow the whole place isn't it just pull the whole place is why did you go back the wheel because the wheel was down there i didn't get the wheel bro i didn't get the wheel bro go go go go go give me it give me this hey hey hey hey hi what hey am i safe in here close the door what alex oh i know what to do okay i know i gotta kill the thing i gotta kill the thing before it sucks up okay i thought it was a timer okay i didn't know i didn't i didn't know that i had to shoot the thing before it got got the thing up there bro what do you guys want to [ __ ] say oh yeah this guy oh my god we got a [ __ ] comedian huh i'm gonna hit something if i don't [ __ ] relax i have to kill this guy first kill him hey hey don't move get that shortcut though what do you say hello bro that's you that's the shelf i knew it i knew it imagine if i smashed it my [ __ ] face it's glass half-life alex it's the funniest movie of the year critics are saying it's the best vr game of 2020. that's like the office we didn't beat you i've been in this three and a half hours are you kidding me that's funny i mean i'm still i'm still good i'm all right i'm good to go for like probably another hour look i'll be honest this is like a real video game i'm like playing through the actual video game so i mean i'm not i think it's a good good so far that train's gonna turn on and come right at me ready one two three right i can make this whole jump can't i oh hell yeah let's do a skateboard video upgrades what do i upgrade laser sight on the pistol i kind of want the shotgun up here how much wrestling do i have 28 double shot what is double shot dude adds the option to fire a second shot immediately after the first oops yes i'm cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer archon never has ammo it's ass we got here burst fire has a toggle between three shot bursts and i hate burst fire easter side is 35 bullet reservoir as a reservoir that holds 10 additional bullets david should i just say for the laser sight just go all the way to the bottom go all up that's like a good idea oh [ __ ] what's that me i think you saw me oh [ __ ] don't look at your phone when you're in the middle of a war zone i suppose i swear to the head like three times not a hammer nice like every time i do that you guys can see my money i guarantee that's happened at least once somebody is going to zoom in zoom in zoom in zoom in zoom and sharpen sharp and zoom in sharp and zoom and sharpen and just going to get like a picture of my ass crack like blown up in like upscale to 4k all right they're just they're just throwing out firecrackers it's okay all right lock it low let's go this is this is how we separate the the men from the boys and we're gonna go over there you never shoot me ever you'll never get me falcon fell for it thanks a lot man you saved my ass sorry what why would you not take cover before reloading um i got him alive aren't i oh i think it's through the windows oh my god [ __ ] [Music] did i grow like 15 feet what wait what or do i feel huge now this is weird i'm 15 feet tall it was fun boys jesus what happened why am i [ __ ] huge i'm almost at the top of the train doesn't make me a bigger target i'm a giant yeah i need to use holy [ __ ] i need to use this one but i gotta brush down what did i do teleport i don't know what happened they shot me full of something weird why can't i i'm gonna leave it for now because it's kind of funny wearing those like stilts that like that uncle sam wears whatever okay i really do use it way too much do hurry though oh what happened oh i'm back down to here that's so powerful there like boogers all over me this book is on me this book is over somewhere i get it i don't know i'm coming up oh [ __ ] where's my webcam so laggy was a webcam so [ __ ] laggy hey what was that that was [ __ ] i just took off this low light compensation get the [ __ ] out of here we're at 60 fps now uh how's the hair yeah it's time for a break it's time for a pee and water okay yeah i probably maybe like another half hour or so i woke up pretty tight this morning but i know i'm probably going to be very very very tight tomorrow but it's all right after today i'm coming back this weekend anyways however far i get tonight i'll be back on saturday and sunday we finish half-life alex and for whatever else is on tap game's around 15 hours long holy [ __ ] well we do it for the next couple of streams that's you know four eight five eight twelve how's your gamer finger it's okay ceiling all right how about this uh after today i plan on being back on saturday sunday so how about this on saturday we'll do some like goofy [ __ ] and then sunday we'll go back into half-life alex how's that sound i don't know what month all right i'll do chubby bunny on saturday all right i'm gonna do vr but i'll before the vr starts i'll do chubby bunny for five minutes okay that's saturday that's how i'm gonna open the screen i'm gonna get embarrassed and just chatting it's actually really fun though i'm having a lot of fun you are not having any fun that would be that would be bad wouldn't it all right can you guys scream at me when it's been about 30 40 minutes i'll lose track in here really not one in here maybe it's missing a piece you think i'm stupid of course i don't know i might be missing something hey what the hell are those i don't know oh dude what are they man i don't know one of them okay i'm gonna reach out and pull you up it's gonna be okay reach out and pull you up i'm good i'm not strong i'm not tall enough for this i can't do it this ghost oh no he saved their friends some sort of super weapon a super weapon it's something big they're out of here in the queue alex i was trying to get closer to here of all the things to kill you in half-life really okay in my defense listen to me in my defense i couldn't walk forward when he was reaching his hand out i could there was a wall there they took the invisible wall down while that conversation happened dad watch ready dan look i'm holding up i've never seen him pull you out it's gonna be holding up right now here here i am it's me the flying dutchman spongebob thank you good guys right they don't like the g-man oh they're the bad guys and g-man's the good guy nobody knows for that g-man i mean they never like really made it clear it was open to interpretation of what was even going on i just you know i'm one of those people i i think g-man is gordon freeman without the goatee on and it's like him like thousand years in the future or something going back and like well i'm i'm in that camp true true true yeah i don't come on there was like a plants versus zombies joko's thing i was going for with like oh look at this is like whisper with the things in my head on head cone on head what do you think germa class or swag uh what can't why can't it be both we'd be classy with some swag what do you mean hey take notes you're looking at it oops i hit the thing i'm classy but no i'm not i'm i'm another situation where that would have been the case right i'm streaming much like him your balls are hanging out well see see you on like fiverr oh [ __ ] whoa oh butterfingers come on no i didn't even know that's what i was doing how do i get in there [ __ ] that's the two that i need how do i get down there present on the ground restart load safe wait i mean load save eventually i'm gonna get up there on earth are not gonna get up there eventually [ __ ] [ __ ] dude oh see i'm not i'm gonna i'm not loading the save i got enough i can do it authorized personnel only is a key card of some sort that i don't have thank you i think it's the wrong door try this one i'm trying to kill a cockroach in my living room might as well be an alien language well alex look out the window what's up what is that get nothing smell the [ __ ] is stealing all the neighbors wait is that that's a key card nice okay you guys remember some of you knew uh some of you older viewers might remember the psvr [ __ ] do you guys remember when i was playing the batman game and the thing was so [ __ ] up and so shitty and the calibration was so wrong that i could not reach my hand this far in front of me i had to put a key into a safe and i i physically couldn't do it it feels so nice to actually be able to do this flip over flip over right now flip over flip over you flip over drop it drop it drop it drop it hey hey hey hey drop it what you got drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it come on what does he have in his mouth come here oh my god all right finally isn't going to get anything wait a minute i just saw wow wow i can play with this pretend it's your dick fucking's disgusting don't do it total waste of rain did you get them oh oh look what backpacking only stores ammo and resin well that's stupid hey fellas heads up heads up zombie i said it first i went who else is down there what's my throwing water balloons out oh no oh no that makes me a good demoman if i were a bad devil man i would be sitting here discussing it with you now would i [Laughter] that's all i know what do you want me to say what do you want to say bring the box [ __ ] stop i know i grew huge again why am i so big again yeah i can't wait to hear it right here that hasn't been in the game yet no i'll take a couple of leaves for later i mean there's so many of them why not just who cares check a room before you go in like [ __ ] it doesn't even matter me this one too whatever like i'm just gonna throw it around any enemies down that [ __ ] hallway not anymore right outside let's go laser sight yes i will take one of those please there are my german german german time's up time all right oh it's no time it's been 40 minutes time to log off no there's no time oh yeah after this what the [ __ ] did i do what just happened wowie that's a big guy alex who wins the round who wins the round that's a double that's a that's a double ko oh man if you only had five more grenades i know dude i didn't know all right now i know got i'm gonna i'm only gonna be grenade guy i'm gonna throw these down there it is [ __ ] i have so many [ __ ] jesus yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you ain't got nothing on me nothing at all oh amazing incoming alex oh give me the thing give me the thing i need the grenade i need that grenade i need this it's another one of these guys okay hold on one two three throw it over there drop it out i think it's been more than 30 minutes that's fine that's all right i'm still alright location [ __ ] mouse gamer about gamer mouse perspective can't mouse cam take that footage well why would i want to okay i want one of the whoever's editing this video i want you to take this this footage i'm doing here i want you to put it like cut to it when i'm doing something crazy like shooting at stuff they mean like [Laughter] if it's not there you're fired i'm kidding all right guys the guys up here have no idea what's about to happen i'm going to get up here i'm going to i'm going to get a very proper hey around the corner oh [ __ ] all right here we go no [ __ ] around this is it good fortnite dance sure thing sure thing i'm gonna go to bed i'm doing all right i will admit it i'm almost at like at the checkpoint right all right i'll get stopped i'm going to stop when i get to a checkpoint whatever the next checkpoint is all right here we there we go hotel i'm in the hotel now now i can stop that was a ton of fun this is great i understand why everyone says this is the game to play it's very very fun it's very fun it's not too overbearing sometimes you stay in these games for like three four hours it gets delayed this is good this is solid just wanna see what's inside here okay i'm done i'm done i'm done that was cool this is a piano there's a piano all right i gotta play okay wait wait nobody go back into the piano [Music] get the [ __ ] off me hey russ name a song fight of the bumblebee come right out that's it [Music] don't ever have children and have a piano in the house i just want to make sure i warn everybody about that because you'll get [Music] this it's not enough it's not good enough oh that's not gonna get me anything i won't win the grammy open this [ __ ] thing up oh that was [Music] fun [Music] all right see you guys later see you this weekend he's never going to play this again it'll be [ __ ] up raid raid ray all right hold on wait wait wait wait wait there's a lot of people live right now let's see stark is i i if sark is live i have to rate him what about jim carrey he's alive if jim carrey was live right now i would rate him right now yeah go say hi to stark stark is awesome you guys know okay let me tell you a quick little story so back when i was i had like maybe like 50 000 subs on youtube i went to like a party like a machinima party and i didn't [ __ ] know anybody i was just like a guy that was there okay i guess i'm like a youtube partner and i remember mr sark i was we're at a balcony and he kind of looked over at me and he was like hey germa like what you you know who i am how how is it possible and he was like yeah you i love your stuff but you keep going man you're doing great and when when you get that kind of like encouragement it's like holy [ __ ] this is this is like mr sark he does he's saying that about me he's a really really good dude i don't know anybody i still kind of don't but you know and then everybody clapped and then he choke slammed you off the balcony and said never talk to me ever again no he he is like he's he's a top-notch gentleman see you later and goodbye oh [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay okay we're not gonna [ __ ] around wipeout

Channel: Skye4

Views: 37,552

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma, Half-Life: Alyx, Jerma Half-Life, Jerma HLA, Jerma Half-Life: Alyx, Half Life Alyx, Jerma Half Life Alyx, HLA, Half-Life

Id: DeYBUc6w9BM

Length: 78min 2sec (4682 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020