everybody else had this problem where you have a normal night's sleep for some reason you wake up and it it's like you you're living in another dimension like your head like my eyes feel like they're in somebody else's head why does this happen any doctors in here dehydrated no I drink a lot of water it's all the cigarettes you smoke I don't smoke cigarettes my voice just sounds like [ __ ] uh today we're going to Thrillville off the rails uh this game has a theme song I need to listen to [Music] [Applause] this I think they made this for Thrillville this is a original song it's a perfect day in my amusement [Music] park who do I want to play with this whole game is play in a third person perspective and you can ride all the rides you make and rides are not normal they're like shooting people out of cannonballs and stuff I don't know Greg I kind of I kind of like [Music] Eden it's [Music] Aaron now what it's just Lucas it's definitely going to have to be Luka Luka oh I'm ready I'm ready this year we'll be unveiling our all who Coter are we little are we tin are we like I feel like we're as big as mice using my patent is that what this whole thing is techology push the limits of fun and excitement yeah we're like mice we're as big as little mice oh hey kid I'm glad you're here thrill bill is getting bigger than ever and you're just the person PS2 this looks really good for PS2 FMV you'll have to build lots of Coter great attractions and ride rides and talk to people and play games and have an absolutely incalculable amount of fun reminds me of that guy team foiling the evil Corporation Global guy that was in every Disney movie and I know and he sounded like this oh let me tell you something no you have to be careful out there he was like the m hat excuse me what was that guy's name well I've got more W coasters to perfect you get started at thrill build stunts and we'll talk when you get there not Rick Sanchez no welcome to Thrills stunts your new home for Thrills chills and also spills this place already has a lot of rides games and coasters built in so go have fun and make it your own danger for those nasty critics for some reason they've been giving this park bad ruse while you're getting to know your way around try to find out maybe it's because of the uh the no safety equipment on any of the rides I have a feeling that's why everything you do in the park creates Thrills and if you want I'll send you out on missions that will help you make more everything I do is Thrills and I can do missions to do more now let me show you what it takes to be a great theme park owner make your way over to one of those pillars of light and we'll begin okay but wait a minute I own this park I like eight oh my God that's fast all right build now that you're in charge one of your most important jobs is to build rides and stalls in the par make your guests happy and make you the most money these build zones are for rides games and stalls anytime you want to build something simply walk into one of these zones and press the a button oh [ __ ] okay how much uh customization do I have every attraction requires power in order to run power this meter shows you how much power each section of your park has left pay attention what if I run out of power okay I looked down to the lower left and I I thought I thought that was a cryptocurrency I was like what is that oh and then i' okay that's like a that's a Euro like what is that the first build Mission all right we need to build tank wait can I build whatever I want I can't select any of these oh no wait what oh I have I have to build tank frenzy I have to I thought it was just saying that you could build tank frenzy if you wanted to I guess I'll put it right here oh [ __ ] all right ready let's talk about roller coasters to build one select coaster from the build menu or walk up to BU and take it from there oh I'll be there to help oh hell yeah hell yeah and you'll just love some of the crazy New World coaster pieces I'm designing these coaster do things that people never thought possible amazing huh are people going to die on this stream I hope not okay cool so I can build build tutorial complete now then make your way over to another column of light I'll catch up with you there okay your park is in good shape when two things are healthy guest happiness and you can talk to any guest by pressing the a button then select the guest you want to talk to from the list shown or why not play Cupid for somebody else if the Matchmaker option is available you can take over any of your buddies and go find them Somebody to Love wait hold on I what do you mean you mean matchmaking I can put people in the park on dates you can access your my crowd list anytime from the main menu more on that later go talk to somebody go talk to Sammy dowy hey hey Sammy hi there hi make it quick I have to go to the bathroom so I I thought that car was going to run over I thought the ma truck back there was just going to kill us okay okay no what do you mean no that idea like a toilet deserves flushing that's not a place for children to be jerk trivia trivia menu sharks have no bones in their body their skeletons are made of cartilage sharks have no bones in their body their skeletons are made of cartilage okay that means no bones to break which is great for the shark what just like breathing in gas fumes what who cares they're not lying about blood pudding it really is cooked with blood they're not lying about blood pudding it really is cooked with blood the grosser the better we're we're I'm making a good friend right now the United Kingdom got its first female prime minister in 1979 she must have been really excited to get the job oh no now we're friends okay what's the what what you know the Home Run Record wait what about just chatting we saw piranha at the zoo they were awesome we saw piranha at the zoo they were are awesome those things scare me okay a lot of you guys are like question marking and going if you ever heard two kids talk to each other this is exactly what they do they're just little weird factoid Machines of things that they know this is exactly how it goes they just say a sentence of something that they know or found out today to each other I don't think they're even listening to each other have you played Squadron Ace the end boss is huge have you played Squadron Ace the end boss is huge I haven't tried it yet but maybe I will soon this is that's disgusting to me that's an m-rated game who bought you that who bought you that game you shouldn't be playing that for all out action you should check out the tank fry arcade game that car back there is freaking me out I feel like this is going to land on everybody I haven't tried it yet but maybe I will soon doesn't have to go to the bathroom it went from 62 to 67 I chatted at another park it was pretty good all right can we please be best friends Seafood is really great I love to eat fish Seafood is really great haven't even asked how are you yet how are you I have to go wee we real bad [ __ ] I'm a huge fan of that all right now we're best friends I even have the ringtone good friends good friends all right frogs can throw up they expel their stomachs use their forearms to dig out the stomach's contents and then swallow the stomach again e sh he hates me now I'm sorry see that was fun wasn't it many of your jobs will involve play games and riding the rides yes I know it's tough being a park manager you can play every game and ride every yourself bying up to it and pressing the a button every single rting play from the context menu can I ride my own rides let's try the first games Mission all right we have to play Stunt [Music] Rider how this turned into like a new grounds game oh this is fun all right I got to be [Music] careful no get up there there it is all right [Music] nice all right I now am the park manager I was writing this when I was little I want to talk to let's talk to Olivia Edwards hi hi there how you doing how's how's your day in the park my friends love Thrillville you do well I'm the owner Thrillville rules it's for you Mr Obvious your attitude stinks you know that okay I just got money for that I thought the person just fell down it's too many sounds I don't like how loud it is ride oh what what happened what's going on why is this what happened to me why did I get ejected what happened oh my God this is terrifying it's not finished what do you mean it's not finished what why why are we doing this to everybody I can go kind of want to play the tank game play I can sell it too how play tank frenzy keep moving or you'll be a Sitting Duck for the enemy fire okay listen up soldiered enemy forces ahead knock out its power plants oh I hate these controls Roger that Commander what kind of a ride is this I'm was shooting people in like a military scenario what's going on this is a [ __ ] up ride oh wait no it's it's an arcade game right this is not we're not I'm not in this tank this is a war crime and this is this is a arcade game all right let's go imagine you go to an amusement park and you spend the whole day playing the like tank kill everybody simulator all of my friends right now are outside riding the rides and I'm just in here trying to get a high score on this machine what happened to Jeremy oh he's he's play he's playing the war simulator still in that like weird dark room all right I don't want to play that one again I can't see over all this I can't see over all this what what do you mean all this trash staff okay Courtney is the Entertainer $35 a month that's not very much I got to train I got to train this person wait what Heidi some items are worth more points than others so select what you collect carefully what [Music] what am I trying to vacuum puke off the ground oh is that it no there's more puke wait come here oh my God pick it up get out of the way what's wrong oh all right I think I okay should I train do it one more time yeah I got to level him [Music] up get out the way get it oh my God pick it up for the love of God it doesn't matter I just need to level up once all right you're at 100 training you're good to go I still have money left still got money all right all of you all of you freeze Sam I need to talk to you Sam hello your Park is absolutely amazing thanks a lot appreciate that I really hate whining customers yeah don't you I don't like people whining either I just heard an explosion what's happening why why what's going on what was your worst throw moment I think I made bandito chanillo cry oh okay people are talking about that one I challenge you and I'm here to prove it to you challenge you to what you have no idea what you're in for let's play what did I just challenge him to okay I thought they said Thrillville fumes what do you mean like we could what we're going to breathe that have a paint can together what are you talking about I thought it said fumes which one should I challenge him to prospector putt all right judge the power of your shot carefully sometimes a soft shot is better than a hard one all right Sam got four on this one how hard do I have to hit it I don't even that's 50% power holy [ __ ] Sam you got five on this what you are awful well an 8-year-old is going to show you how to play this game okay this is greased up somebody greased it up before I got here I still beat him you got four in the next one too wow pathetic so what if I win do one full power swing I want to beat this guy I don't I don't know what it does okay four I think this I think this kid only gets four oh my God come on oh that would have been awesome get in [Applause] there hold in one go all right I'm currently winning by a lot all right we're going off this wall hard whatever whatever whatever whatever it doesn't matter you guys understand that I can literally just swing and Miss five times and I'm still in first place doesn't matter you got four again all right through the tunnel into the Saloon I'm just going to go hard I don't think you can't get a hole in one on this one I bet you can't get a birdie all right if I get a if I get a birdie on this one what you what are you going to do for me what do I get figure it out cuz it's about to happen right now I don't think I still have confidence that I can do [Music] it okay actually I got to be careful cuz I can't screw this up cuz now I'm in trouble oh no uhoh okay how ahead am I I can't screw this up syn that all right I'm still fine I got five I'm five Strokes ahead of him at this point what I get for that one huh what do I get for that one you going to give me some for that that was just BM time is that too hard yep so what do I get for being [Music] okay you get it's Pride battle results he's not going to be mad at me right thanks for a great contest you're welcome wow all right one of my friends has a new puppy he's so cute oh I know what happened he just let me win cuz I'm 7 years old right I hate dogs because they're too noisy okay I get it now your posy seem so cool and close nit these explosions man I don't like these wow thank you oh my god somebody's dead what happened what happened over there I think my cell phone just started ringing it's like like text text my phone's blowing up right now I got to get over there I have to go I got to get over there oh my God I don't know what's happening on that ride but I think a mechanic needs to go check it out because that's not I don't think that that's not good have you seen anything weird in Thrillville oh yeah uh actually the countless people that are exploding in your car ride it's way too fast it goes 140 M hour in a track that's designed for about 30 what do you mean oh he's starving I need I got to open up a a hunger stall can I ask you uh now that we're friends what do you think is a good idea how do you think the park could be improved where's the food stands dude right I got you I hear that I hear that feedback I understand and I understand I I thank you for your feedback and criticism carnival ride G stall all right balloon stall coffee stall fizzy hat ice cream pizza pizza stall get it right here all right hey Pizza Pizza stall all right piz is dollar no don't think so it's like four bucks for pizza hot and cheesy pizza here you want to play vendor tender rebound your shots off the walls if you haven't got a straight shot all right what oh it's just Buster Groove whatever Buster move you might favorite employee I haven't fired yet today I I got to chain it together right that's nice work eight times multip now go unplug the toilets I I'm I'm not what no all right CH it there it is thank you you're my favorite employee I haven't fired yet today what's with like the like manager Trope of like why all why do managers have to be like this are you lucky you haven't been fired yet like why why are they all such why are those shitty people I think management you got to make sure that your employees are [ __ ] happy I just you got to like that's nice work you can't just be a [ __ ] toilets all right I don't want to do this anymore I don't want to do this anymore I have like two hours remaining that's I have the entire run time with a low of the Rings in the top right I don't want to do this anymore I'm going to lose no I'm not this is I can chain this together now check this out oh oh oh concentrate what am I not paying you for all right I lost I want to make a ride I want to build a ride this is this space over here what should I do build oh W flight Fiesta Head Metal I build a roller coaster maybe not yet I think I probably have to unlock it you can move to the next vill can go finish your existing coaster oh that is that the one that's hurting people all right what do I do edit track okay oh it does just go into the air what is whoo What is this there's fire a stunt jump um holy [ __ ] that was cool double jump okay all right I have to get in there anybody rides this nobody ride this nobody ride it nobody ride it all right maybe I should just a track assist and just have it help would you like to track assist to help you at this point yeah I didn't even start this oh what yes I'd like to use that you've Su completed track 72 thrill I didn't even start this one so I of course I'm just going to let it get finished all right so now people can actually ride this and not die I got to build my own yeah I need to I need to plot a land where I can build my own who are these people hello hello hi there they're having a steel cage match when rest comes to the local Coliseum wait this wrestling I like to go to the matches and yell armar put him in an armar happiness loneliness this is very odd so he's incredibly happy but he is Peak loneliness isn't he here with like an entire family I'm going to a different Ville I can't buy anything at the store go to HQ oh I can't you said I could why'd you lie to me keep walking wait I it's I'm just here why would I need to dve the train 5 feet oh hell yeah let's go coaster coaster which me build you're on Advanced coaster now let's cover some Advanced Techniques see the practi made a lot of these your job will be to match your track with the gray one the longer or steeper the drop start thermodynamics is whatever it is I understand D turns green and then place the track all right so we got to go like this fun to Parts like the Pender so let now scroll over to the Pender piece and build it what would you ever get on this ride for the Thrills now add a small bump add another short and a final track piece to buil your Coter remember the secret to a but after all this is let's go I don't want this piece of [ __ ] I want to make my own coaster no I want to build okay thank you hot rod stunt log maybe a log flume penilizer Wagon Trail let's go all right how do we start this I need one of those um things you know what I mean how do I put that on TNT alley wait just people get on the ride and just blow them up okay okay that's too much right straighten it out add a couple explosions and I'm going straight down oh wa wait I can't they smash into a wall it goes right into the graveyard [Music] all right now help me finish it all right thrill 92 nause is not even that high all right let's ride it oh my God we're going up on our first coaster in Thrillville that would be scary I like that it pretends like it's going to dump you not bad I like that first Loop nice all right it's pretty good that's a 92 thrill I like it all right it works what Happ oh I think it leveled up hello we're break dancing for joy you can now open one of three new Thrillville Explorer I'm going to try to make a nausea coaster that's full 100 again soon realville other worlds ah it's like a park to open all right let's go to other worlds robots have invaded Thrillville other worlds this simply does not oh robots maybe they're attracted to other world's great space and underwater themed areas anyway find out what they're doing in thrill Bill and stop them do they talk unit 11648 hello I am a robot what do you need how would you possibly yeah I was going to say you don't have a bladder there's no nausea either we can put these guys upside down a thousand times all right let's do it let's put let's let's put this [ __ ] at its absolute limits what is this sparkle Island 2 of course I want to play Sparkle Island 2 you mind what is [Music] this this just running at a weird frame rate [Music] is this superfrog there's a million games that don't like this it's not just this one I kind of like this game though this is fun I imagine if he touches you it's [Music] over the character is so floaty hey just go play Bubble Bobble I just saved you 40 minutes waiting in line how much money do I have I only have $2,000 why I only have two grand what two grand that's it what happened let's put some food stalls coffee shop right in the corner just make it make 250 don't coffee and donuts I think that makes sense right coffee and donuts right next to each other 75 it's $150 for a donut all right coffee Donuts here and then maybe like a game or something yeah like a little game Space trampolines that sounds awesome actually I think I can afford it space trampolines I could all right let's put something right here Pizza mineral water balloons I think balloons is cool that right here I think do I I have to make like friends with somebody hey family I require your attention uh Mr Brooks hi oh hi wish I was made of money then I could afford to buy stuff at the stands oh this is me this is me not caring what a little [ __ ] I challenge you and I'm here to prove it to you and it's truth Brooks are you ready to get beat I challenge you to a game of warp speed wait why am I riding on his back what this is weird oh no I'm not okay what this is weird how do we play what's going on this is weird I don't even know what we're doing good all right I just took him over jeez all right I want to get off I don't want to play this anymore oh the spinning I don't like it okay I think I just laughed him that that guy was towed in Super Mario Kart Bowser level one if you are not lapping toad in the Super Nintendo Bowser's Castle level just return the game well played at that point right I give Jim a VIP pass here I want you to have this what does this do zg that's internet talk for this is great by the way whoa all right so now what you should TR no I want I'm going to make a coaster that's guaranteed to kill somebody and I'm going to tell him you should ride one have a nice day my crowd Molly noodles Jim Brooks and Sam Lee Sam Lee still has not gone to the bathroom since the very beginning of the game you remember this kid he was looking for a bathroom and he said he was starving that was an hour ago just [ __ ] unfriend this kid new Mission Robo oh wait I I have to do missions I completely forgot about missions robots don't understand flirting it messes with their logic circuits use Matchmaker matchmake mode on a teen you are friends with and put some smooth flirtation moves on some of those tin heads wait what what is what do you want me to do I don't understand become good friends with a teenager and then use matchmake mode to flirt with robots I that's a very weird sentence to say out loud nothing fries a robot circuits faster than losing challenge every robot you see to play a game and then show them the agony of defeat all right I got to challenge a robot to a game and just and just just absolutely just wiped her ass all right warp speed I'm not playing that one again Robo KO we're going to beat you at your own game choose your boxer uh clink clunk or clunk clunk I'm definitely a clunk oh [ __ ] clunk mirror Mash this is bad what's going on no mercy no mercy no mercy he's blocking oh what you going to play the game he's going to block in the [Music] corner bottom left that's what that's my moves I'm doing whoa wait what I have combos JMA stop you've already wiped their ass You' already wiped their whatever you already I'm just going to tell you guys right now if I was ever a boxer every single competition is going to end in a knockout even if it's me I am never going to block a punch I'm just going to go in and just be like I'm just going to swing wildly do windmills and [ __ ] I'm just try to hit them the head as hard as I can and even if I get knocked out I guarantee it'll be a show worth watching I'll do BU like weird movements and [ __ ] too I will be the worst person to box against you would never be able to do know what I was going to do next I would do like weird like jerk dancing moves and stuff and in the corner I'd get booed people probably throw [ __ ] at me in the ring I I don't care H I'm the guy that everybody just starts cheering and when you're on your second or third beer to rile the crowd up I'm just the clown that comes out and does a bunch of goofy [ __ ] and then gets knocked out how barbaric that's not that's not fun that's barbaric yeah I can't kill him kill his ass I like run around the ring I'm like oh whoopsie and then the guy just [ __ ] rocks me and I go down for 10 seconds all right well I won I get my uh trophy right wait wait wa what's this why do you have a trophy hello Molly it's oh it's Molly noodles I'm Molly I remember you hey I'm sort of busy with sparkle Island right now it's great oh I hear you like to rescue fos in Sparkle Island plus the fos are just so cute I like to make sure they're safe I think I can beat your F's rescuing record I don't want to do that good I love to see all the cute saved I don't want to do this why would I sign myself up for this what's the what do I have all right what do I have to beat [Music] five what oh the [Laughter] oh I was waiting for the fire cuz I thought it was going to look at how long that takes whatever it's so floaty you have to give me some slack by the time I get this all done this girl's not even going to be in the park anymore why am I even doing this oh my goodness what when do I get to stop I don't want to play this anymore Molly please I have no more lives left did I win amazing I've never seen someone rescuing that many Theos oh I did it all right do anything else you want me to do you got a gold thing on you what's up hello why don't you like me Molly hello hey this park is even better than the last one wait hey I was I want to talk I wasn't why don't you hate me all right what what other missions we got busted build a coaster the longer the better and then break it globo Joy robots are so stupid they'll go on any ride they see and I'm trying to hurt them I'm trying to kill them make a coaster crash I can build a racetrack too no coaster coaster let's go build my own ooh a dinghy yep we're doing a dinghy wait this is just supposed to crash why would I waste any money just dump them right here just dump them into right all right how about we get them out of the game map so they actually can never come back right that'll throw them far enough where they get out of mounts read the mission you need to build a ride with 1,400 ft of track that kills them oh okay let's have it go back down through it like thread and needle that' be kind of cool you're going to get decapitated they going to be all right and I'm going to shake the [ __ ] out of him crash directly into this tree ma speed 86 miles hour length 1500 all right this should work I think that's good to go that looks actually this kind of looks like a water slide at a water park water does not go up like that why am I say I thought it was the same clip again oh here we go oh that was kind kind of cool then we do it again oh all right it's perfect I wouldn't ride this though I don't are people are riding this I thought I made this to kill robots not kill people oh [ __ ] can they even make it back over here I don't think they can make it back why is this crashing every 5 Seconds this too many people on this was this one stick it to those rascally robots by building an incredible mini golf course that will foil the robots logic circuits wait a minute I can build my own mini golf course of course excuse me uh excuse me really what I can do my own mini golf course all right that's whole one can you get a hole in one in this I don't think so stop stop stop what I'm come on I'm having fun people are going to get stuck on this forever no way it's going to take three hours to do this I don't want to play this oh here we go they're actually going to play let's see how they do hold in one nice on the second hole this a little trickier cuz you have to go forward with it yeah nice work pretty good form oh did you get it nice very nice good [Music] luck realizing what you've done realizing you might maybe shouldn't have played good where'd you get it to right there that's one shot nice this Q one person in an hour can play this it's going to be like a 20 stroke of course all right everybody out of the way it's my place I want to play I got a bet for you can I complete my own mini golf course in less than 20 Strokes you want to bet that I no no no no way more than that 30 Strokes or less I'll do the whole thing I don't think you guys understand my strategy that I'm going to employ here you don't know the strategy go ahead bet against me do it here we go good luck that's one really two that's so easy oh my God don't oh all right two three all right we're good we're good just a straight shot oh please was that three four five six and seven Here Comes seven [ __ ] you didn't think I was going to skip the whole goddamn course yes you all lose you all lose never been against me again okay dude all right I got 11 under par that's game over congratulations to those who would actually understood what I was doing there I just got 85,000 points oh goodness all right so now what do I want to do Escape drop coaster all right we have to have a really crazy Escape drw so let me understand what's going on here we're trying to get rid of the robots and to get rid of the robots we have to make rides that are incredibly dangerous so they leave but in the process we're going to kill thousands of actual just parkour okay wait I want to jump the [Music] trampoline this is kind of scary does anybody else feel like the trampoline I is like kind of just bad for your organs or something I feel like your stomach is going down to where your grin is oh that was on the head he's all right neck first oh it was always if you ever went on a trampoline it was always really embarrassing cuz I was always the guy I could do the backflip on a trampoline right was like no way man you can do backflip oh waa no that's awesome if you ever screwed it up if you ever like landed like on your butt it was like an a huge embarrassment cuz like you're supposed to be the guy that can do that you're supposed to be the person that can do that and you didn't everyone just kind of like oh nice try I guess like no no I promise I can do it I promise I promise critic M po is saying he's going to write another bad review of Thrillville now that robots are running a muuk in the park why don't you see about giving him a gift preferably something he likes that'll keep his mind off of writing all right what do you I guess you want something again what do you like it's review time you know huh I'm positive you'll be fair and honest about troville of course you know I'd be even more fair if you helped me out with a present so what present do you want a nice Sideshow prize would be great priz get home and show it to the family would pretend like you got it you want you want you want to have the prize where you can prove to people that you got at least 60 or 70 on the test of strength because you can't do it on your own you can tell people that you did cuz they know that's where the prize came from I understand I'll be right back I get it I get it okay this place is awesome W I want to want to play the basketball game find no that's Robo KO I want to play the basketball how do I play that um that looks like fun how come I can't do that it's just a decoration oh what was I doing I need to build I okay I have to build the drop coaster yeah okay I got to find a place to build a coaster and it has to be horrible like terrifying scary and hurt people so it needs to be one of these drop rides flying coaster oh here is escape drop all right let's go all right so this is It's it goes up and then can I put at the very beginning I need five drops I don't have enough real estate to do that I barely have enough room for one it counts as a drop right oh my goodness what am I thinking hold on wait can I I can just go straight down that that would be awful oh it's a cork screw oh that would have been cool End come on really all right just help me finish it thr 100 nausea 79 this thing is awful this is going slow why is it going so slow this sucks it just puts a bunch of of blood to your brain the whole thing is just a powered track where's the drop they're lining up ready to go they want to ride it all right well all right I need to I got to get this guy a present so I bribe him all right where's test of strength mini golf I don't see any of those Midway games anywhere oh sesow okay Ali ball coconut shy all right let's do ball oh it's ski ball what what the [ __ ] why am I at full power take it down how do I take off full power why did that go down I don't understand this at all I don't get it it's a okay it's about the speed of going forward good luck trying to get that to work right oh come on do it again come on oh my God it's impossible to do this cuz you have to go you have to aim in different other directions I'm leaning so far in get in there full clear there it is I'm trying to do it so slowly this is all based on the dead zone of the controller you're using all right I got the prize let's go high score did I get a prize nice table tennis bat where is he hi Mo I guess you want something again here has bat is this a good enough bribe Mo that's excellent I think trillville just got the hottest Park rating on my show hell yeah is that the couple that first was here the at the very beginning you guys enjoying the park who are you I own this place I'm the park manager I'm the new park manager no way that is really oh the tone really changed quickly now didn't it here you want to have VIP pass here I want you to have this all right now we're best friends so now I I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions how do you think the park could be improved oh I don't know it's all right as is I guess no that's not good enough that's not good enough what do you think about the park you can't just say oh that's all right you got to tell me what you think I really like it here all right hello this park is great good I challenge you to a duel I challenge you to a game name the game all right mini golf on my course can I do it on my course good luck I want to see how many strokes she has all right hole in one all right I'm going to probably laugh pretty hard if it's over 100 it's going to be probably like 60 dude please I'm of the opinion that all right this should be a this should be a circle two or three inches around this hole that if you just get it in that circle around the hole then it counts does it matter I don't okay call it like it's like golf with the bumpers like bowling I don't care I would rather play it like that all right she had 19 Strokes AAR 19 she had she got 19 Strokes I'll get it uhoh uhoh uh oh I got to find the right spot that's good enough do hard stroke 11 I'm okay I win we're good you see what I'm saying it's just have a thing here with a bumpers on it I win one more time rematch one more game we're going to do Escape drop no I don't want to do I hate this one back out I I quit a forfeit hi warp speed no what I don't want to do this one either forfeit hi have a nice day all right I need to figure this out too so I need to do it's a matchmake with a robot right okay so how do I do that all right Jake Lopez how's it going up how you doing Jake I can't tell you how cool the park is oh wait I just did all right thanks thanks that's good to know watching to I recently wow frog did you know the I'm not that's we're best friends now I met a girl who would be perfect for you you should ask her out sure why not all right what it's me I don't know who that is greetings all right am a robot I find that pizza is Nature's perfect food do you agree unit just wants to be friends with creepy human oh you're like cotton candy so sweet error error how does this even work hey hello oh this is this is a person the space wave trip it's one of my favorite bands and definitely one of my favorite favorite band how about new puppy one of my friends got a new puppy and it's really cute this is an AI generated conversation yeah it is cuz it's two AI talking to each other created in a video game with prescripted dialogue So you you're absolutely correct they're all robots I got two hamsters as a birthday present and now there are 27 of them what a hamster once peed on my my head how monkeys have to be one of the smartest animals on the planet put a hat on you and you'd be a dead ringer for a monkey oh okay ow ouch have a great day at Park ooh that was P that I felt that one that was painful um you going to to call me a monkey one of the smartest animals on the planet why do people say stuff is as fun as a barrel of monkeys that doesn't seem like fun at all okay I love fast food you like hamburgers fast food is cheap that's about the only good thing you can say about it nope last weekend we went to the steakhouse and had the most amazing Stakes ever I don't like anything from that place okay well do you like hamsters or or did one pee on your head one time I love to pet hamsters they're very cuddly do you like spicy food wrong with spicy foods I don't like hot foods I always have to drink a ton of water to put out the fire in my mouth well that's the your problem what you should be doing is to have a glass of milk and don't swallow the milk you Swit it around your mouth and spit it out it's just random we'll get it eventually barbecues are usually more trouble than there were I know you don't even have a fishing pole and I'm hooked oh my God [ __ ] delete that from your vocabulary forever normally I wouldn't go out with someone cuter than myself [ __ ] get rid of that delete that from your vocabulary I'm in a band where're called the bloody snowman delete that it's all bad I love to dunk the basketball when I'm playing for my school team that's a stupid annoying Flex these are all terrible hey we go to the same school we should hang out sometime you know my boyfriend is just over there right what I know uh I have a talking parakeet I have a talking parakeet I bet he'd say that you're really cute you remind me of a bird either a turkey or a chicken why would I pivot to prison food I think prisoners get better food than we do at my school's cafeteria you know my boyfriend is just well I are out of control okay I hi Anna greetings hey there how are you it's really good to see you I yep four not going wellicy my dad makes a great Barbe not going well not going well she hates everything I'm saying everything oh God I got two hamsters a birthday I love to pet hamster great animals I love to see Penguins dive into freezing cold water okay cats the ancient Egyptians they did elephants size and strength I've never seen an elephant up wow I like to hold puppies good okay what about rhinos animal ever I'd like to go on a safari and see a rhino in the wild okay I don't everybody loves a good barbecue I love it when they drench chicken and barbecue sauce and kill it up we I don't know I feel like it's kind of a weird pivot to go from like oh I love animals I love animals I love animals Grill up those [ __ ] turkeys and smother them in oil I feel like this is kind of weird this is a weird conversation I love singing and I make up words when I don't know the actual lyrics I don't get it when people try to sing oh my God just fine oh monkeys have to be one of the smartest animals on the planet why do people say stuff as as yes I know absolutely we got a crazy teacher everyone says it was our class that drove I want to be a teacher somay and I know I what what the [ __ ] where are the animals where are the animals marath remember you're a complete failure oh my [ __ ] God my Spanish is terrible oh okay no I'm running out of options I running out of things to talk about I entered a fishing tournament last year I don't like fishing at all what the [ __ ] I have no other conversation pieces we've done every single option our school has a new Math feacher teachers are something we have to put up with the marching band at our school is really great I wouldn't join marching band if you they playing exhibition hockey in an arena I don't like sport no no um Isabella so hey do you like dessert discuss the wondrousness of dessert any kind of dessert is okay in my book all right all right all right you like dessert you like Foods you can't go wrong with spicy foods my dad makes a great barbecue chip yeah all right what's your favorite pizza I love pizza I love pizza especially the thin crust New York style pizza I actually love thin crust pizza I mean come on it's the best it's best way to eat pizza I like fast food too I love that place make your own sandwiches I I thought I I saw salty parrot and I was like we're not talking about eating carrots right why does it say that okay we're come on come on barbecue everybody loves a good barbecue I love it when they drench why everybody so [ __ ] up okay I find that pizza all right we know that she likes Pizza she likes food we're both in we both like food I think that we should have some pizza I think pizza's perfect I find that pizza is Nature's perfect food do you agree Pizza is great I could eat it every day okay they're having a big Chili Festival next week would you like to go my dad makes the best chili ever okay I I'm also pretty I mean I like I like bread who doesn't like bread it's neither sweet nor bread I hear there a delicacy in some countries okay you got a great I think you got a pretty good sense of humor you have a really great sense of humor you know that I love making people laugh it's so much better than making them sad all right yeah all right I love to read all kinds of different books I've worn out two library cards I practically have a whole library at home you should check I mean we just I mean this is seriously we seem to agree on everything I need CPR no none of these dumb onliners stupid I write my own songs and I was thinking I should write one about you don't do that no alert mini game um huh I have to hit the bag of money oh that's very long travel time all right I get the bag money all right I need another right there [ __ ] money money money money money money money no money this is so hard money it's going so fast I can't even see what I'm shooting at dude what headphones how to go you're my dream guy I think it went pretty well uh money another bag money they change on you they change on you as horeshit money again money again all right we're sweethearts let's get together I think you're a really great girl you're pretty great too we're at Max attraction all right it's time to talk about raisins I don't want any raisins from you but a date would be excellent what does a raisin mean if things go well you can have two dates all right wait what does this win I think our lips were made to be together okay okay so am I done it has to be a robot how do I flirt with a robot this is weird by itself by the way hey all right unit just wants to be friend is there one that is is there one just works so initiate unit not programmed for I don't I need to look at this I need to look this up oh I just have to do it three times I thought I had to have a robot like girlfriend or boyfriend or something I thought I had to actually like go out with a robot okay well I got 7,900 bucks it's time to make some coasters all right missions what we got him twinkle fingers claims he's the best alley ball bowler in Thrillville oh let's go show him up right now what going on twinkle fingers hi there I'm the park manager I'm Tim twinkle fingers the Ali ball wizard it's the weirdest way to introduce yourself but that's fine I think you're less of a wizard and more of a Sorcerer's Apprentice ooh good one Ah that's what they all say until I beat him just like magic it's time for your public embarrassment I've heard that before now hush up and Bowl all right let's kick his ass get in there all right that's a full clear again come on get up there full clear come on nice Sor right all right it's always those ones are so hard ah did I win now you're the alibar wizard oh I beat him that was so easy I thought I was stealing candy from a baby oh your time will come you can be sure of that ooh I got a rubber chicken nice out of my trash up oh I haven't done any upkeep Lindsay's notes find those notes and Lindsay will be so grateful she'll gladly help you with your Rob problem all right I need one more just get those robots to buy lots and lots of balloons train a mechanic all right mechanic train do I not even have a mechanic all right train bu is reliability maintain the ride the circuit pieces are not already placed in the order in which they have to be positioned oh my God this is going to be horrible um what okay I just did it oh it gets weirder it gets weird no no no go back how do I delete oh I can't is this am I doing it hey all right they trained nice work you can now open another new park but my danger meter is suspiciously silent and that means TR Danger watch out for Global Joy if you don't stop their evil schemes their plans for sock drawer arranging land might become a reality so how do we take care of the robots that just burped really loud speed pool H okay I'm thinking giant I want to build another coaster realville giant guests are acting weird in Thrillville giant it's almost as if they're hypnotized this big playground needs your help yeah big time can you help our guests snap out of their transes oh and be sure and stop by the giant statue of me as a young man it gets lonely when no one visits is this a actual an animatronic for ride all right let's get a coaster built here only 2,000 bucks give me a break uh wagon wild mouse coaster oh we have to make this crazy yep I'm going to make this all over the place oh my God at what um miles per hour do the insides of a human liquidate oh I'm out of bounds okay okay [Music] vertical overhang whoa oh I need my okay increase loan who care I'll take a loan you think are people going to fly off this slicer dicer oh [ __ ] what are you talking about it's right there 100 na all right let's take a look let's get on it wait it's backwards why is it backwards oh wait a minute it's one of these I thought okay so this thing can spin freely this is going to be awful oh my God that's too much all right first person oh the fact that you're going like more than 150 M hour and the thing is turning no wonder it's nause a 100 oh this is awful oh see you later oh the poor kids on don't you have to be tall enough to ride this [ __ ] oh build an arcade haunting is Fun Shoot Zone haunting use the correct weapon for the situation you're in is this an FPS this is an FPS oh this is fun this kind of reminds me if one of those games you would download and have a virus baked into it I mean this the game still existed but it was a virus I got to get [Applause] skulls this is the kind of game that somebody plays in the background of a movie it is one [Music] more does anybody see there it is all right go go go go go I didn't even jump he floated what the oh my God thank no don't fall we're fine all right I did that's fun all right I'm going back let me check on the other part of thirst who we are little we we are little I told you we were little I told you we were small I didn't think it was real I didn't think we really were tiny onein tall people I thought that was just a little thing in the beginning isn't there something more gentle for me to ride everyone wants gentle gentle JW I want to be gentle here you go nice and gentle [Music] [Music] [Music] oh Mom that one was so fun that was so crazy all right what's that game that you guys all want me to play the bandito this place is are people doing this because they have to go to the bathroom oh she's dying of thirst all right all right all right all right all right all right right here this oh right I have not placed one of these yet I'll do two one here and one here all right we're going to go to Thrillville stunts a lot of people here all right bandito chinchilla it's already built where you can juggle enemies in the air who's your fighter Ando chinchillo lightning fist quick as something very quick with a like a rock this is the best mini game all right let's see how does it work these pigs will pay for stealing my sister is this a beat him up have [Music] you feel okay I get it let's go take that uhoh L lizard this the boss we don't my no not [Music] really right guitar oh Jesus El toris all right kick his ass where's face cam [ __ ] you you want a face cam you want to turn the face cam on you really want that hold on this is [Music] important power move did I just do it ooh that's a a big punch okay cool oh all right so got him how you you know it's my you know like golden ax have you guys ever played golden axx for real and not just for 5 seconds on like an emulator that you have or something Have you ever played through that game I don't think that game is actually possible to beat I don't think it's possible that probably would have been $50 to $100 in the machine the final boss in that game is not possible to not die at least 5 to 10 times at least how come chat wants me to show my face cuz I've never done it before and here I come they've been waiting for a face reveal I've been trying I've been hyping it up ever since I had like only a few hundred viewers I've been hyping up a face reveal and people like show it already do it already and I'm like wait until I find my sister it's like all right eventually I will you please do it today you know what I'll do it today it's I'm going to be really kind of nervous about it though me I don't know you never know what what somebody's going to say about you right like oh that's not how I thought you were going to look I that's not what I thought you look like and I get it right you have like an image of what you think I look like what about your face emotes I mean I've uploaded and I've show I've uploaded like really heavily photoshopped doctor images of my face you watch out make the lto noise I'll try what do they do I can't I can't do that one that one's way too much those these are just all like inside of the toilet bow sounds I can't do these face reveal stop stop it no okay did you see me did you see me no one's ever seen that before he help I'm how much further in the game do I have to go this is like an entire game eat frozen fruits oh it like a smoothie I don't just eat them out of the bag or something I put them in a smoothie frozen food is delicious how why are you eating frozen why you eating frozen food Frozen you just eat it you you bite into it ice cream that's not the same thing ice cream is not even frozen solid it's at the certain temp it's still you can still mushion around it's not frozen he escaped me again it's very very cold but it's not it's not a frozen solid piece it's not frozen another popsicle a popsicle is Frozen What temperature does ice cream freeze solid somebody look it [Music] up at what temperature is ice cream does does milk freeze like that it is a solid no it is a no it is a non- neonian fluid I it is a non- neonian fluid it's not solid nor is it liquid Frozen is solid defrosted equals liquid is ice cream frozen ice cream is a sweetened non- neonian liquid typically eaten as a snack or dessert it may be made from milk or cream and it's flavored with sweetener either sugar or an alternative and a spice such as cocoa or vanilla uh or with fruits such as strawberries or peaches okay you know what I think is weird and look I know people are going to call me like like two-headed Andy okay but just think about the world right think about how interesting this is so ice is frozen water ice it's water that's been frozen it is at a certain temperature to PE solid frozen water when you put ice cubes into water the water does not become Frozen even if there's 100,000 ice cubes in the water that's so weird doesn't it's so weird it's interesting to me take that thermodynamics that's what I'm saying thermodynamics is weird you know what else is weird an an oscilloscope well we have this tube that can Mak lights to blow up on to make a tube on your television to have an image on your screen what people think that oh my God imagine if we lived in a world with magic oh man imagine like we had like lived in the Harry Potter universe and there was magic we have magic the fact that we have steel we can create steel that's literally magic that's magic here I come if an alien were to come down here imagine if they didn't even know what like a a metal processing was or what fire was we would just we would have magical fire powers I'm going full cam for this one the fact that we can relive our memories right now right this very moment you see see me right now on the screen I am sitting here I'm sitting in this in this spot you can relive this exact moment right now you can re you can see memories how crazy is that that alone should be that's magic that's literally magic we can take photos of stuff and just like just it's there it is you have a you have a a physical memory that you can see it's crazy your urinal is rotating yeah that's to make it extra interesting when I go it's a game for me imagine if aliens could didn't have like like video or photo evidence of anything they would be so freaked out I you tell an alien you stand right there alien I'd like you to I'd like you to sing the alien national anthem and they're like and you and then you show them you videotape them and you show them doing that they're going to go and their head's going to [ __ ] explode you're literally showing them a memory that they had you have burnt that into a physical medium you can open this video in 3 months and relive this exact second of your life and my life too we think the aliens are the aliens what if the aliens don't know [ __ ] okay what if the aliens don't know [ __ ] we think the aliens are going to come land and they're going to be like here's our alien technology it's this like Ultra hyper electric beam and it's time travel what if they don't know anything and we're the ones that have all this crazy technology they're going to want to take all of our technology we are the aliens what if aliens don't have anything aliens could just be like oh wow you have this this thing over here that that keeps your food from spoiling well on our planet uh fructose uh we have um we got stuff what's that over there wait oh it's a calendar what's that you keep track of days and you have to you a device in your hand tells you when your next appointment is God I would love to know when my next appointment with with with fron was they don't know [ __ ] the aliens don't know anything we are all right I'm freak up we have bees on this planet there are bees think about what a bee does think about what a bee does all of you what think about what a be does oh no that's not like we get [ __ ] up an alien oh no this is little thing that that that pollinates plants it it it goes and collects dust that comes out of this weird thing that grows out of the ground by the way this thing grows out of the ground who knows guys the fact that you can have sounds come out of your mouth might be the most absurd thing that they've ever heard imagine an alien that's just sitting there watching be like what is that coming out of his mouth shoot it like they would they would level us they would level us when they heard the sounds the fir the T when an alien lands on this planet and they go uh Roger that yeah this is not another planet but just like red gas everywhere and a bunch of like red red everything's red oh see if there's life there hi Mr alien how are you their heads are going to explode what like exactly what I told you was going to happen I'm telling you that's what's going to happen someone someone stop him this dude's been offing pain you see this what why can I do this do you see this non- neonian fluid do you see what this is capable of I would they would get off the ship and I'd go oh hold on Mr alien what's that device he's putting in his mouth eat it okay we're going to go we're going to go we're going to go we're going to go we're going to go eat it eat it well they would think it was food but do they even know what food is just the act of [ __ ] could be so world changing and world ending pregnancy the fact that a person lives inside of somebody else's stomach it's like no way man L torches we have no idea we could be the ones that have all this art and entertainment and and electricity and power the sight of running water could turn an alien inside out and by the way we've made up all these chemicals names no we call water water and that's not what it is it's something else completely different and we've been completely wrong about it and they're like ah it's actually not water no this is a it's we could be wrong about that and what if they tell us then somebody just [ __ ] drops a nuke on planet [Applause] fructose you take that take that explain horror movies to an alien I know it's [ __ ] crazy my might uh so what's happening right now you we're watching somebody get killed and that that man just put that thing that hurts people on their neck and and slashed their neck and their life fluid came out no no no alien stupid alien what are you dumb we just pretend to kill each other gruesomely horrifically and scarily it's for fun let be the game we must do a reorigination of the plow that's right sorry you have no technology we're projecting that image of an alien that's going to wipe us out I'm are you done uh yeah I think so I'm so hungry I could eat a rock there's no food here this gu an alien no I'm not going off again I don't need to explain what a dinosaur is to an alien again no cuz we don't even know what a dinosaur looks like like Steven Spielberg had a T-Rex go and we all go yeah yeah that's right that's exactly what happens all right I'm done I'm done get me out of this oh wait I want to play this the aliens probably just going to be a a bat of bacteria it's going to be small bugs all right I told you to get me off this not get me on [Applause] again I'm doing with a controller by the way ooh all right that's cool what does this do do a welding [Music] ow what is this it's a vacuum how many points do I need by the way if I'm wrong about all the alien stuff they're taking me hostage first you know what I mean like Oh you talked all this [ __ ] yeah I'm going to be the first like execution from the aliens just know that oh wait this is Sammy from the original first five minutes of the game how are you hey again that was weird like small like 8-year-olds don't do they sh don't shake hands it was weird they don't shake hands hands he still hasn't gone to the bathroom I am the best funny you should ask me that I was looking for a CH all right you got to go to the bathroom we're going to do a running competition I actually don't want to play this is going to make me sick who was the best steak had the best Stakes last weekend do little kids eat steak I love steaks my dad's I don't remember eating steaks when I was like seven or eight steak all right get out of here he's why he so sad I got 16 Grand we're going to make an insane roller coaster Wagon Trail penilizer log all right how about the penilizer what's the maximum way of to like liquefy somebody's insides right it's like to do this and then this immediately [Music] right oh that's yeah that's pretty cool vyer liquefy their spines all right let's try it wait what how can you not get a full solution from [Music] then what are you talking about why [Music] I guess I can't build a roller [Music] coaster this Coast just sucks [Music] hello I'm the park manager hello I'm HG CR theme park critic for teen monthly magazine okay I have better things to do than listen to you y on I can't believe how rude you are and nobody gives a [ __ ] about your opinion about my Park see how many people are here do you see how many customers are here right now go look on Yelp I got a 3.4 right now I got a 3.4 on Yelp you what you're going to say is meaningless it's a fair price fair price lots of attractions nobody cares what you have to say hello I'm the park manager oh yeah I had to get thrille six thumbs down what I didn't expected even Global Joy sck dra arranging land would score higher I bribed this guy an hour ago and he said he was going to scratch my back if I scratched his you dick I need to make dune buggies let's go dun buggies where is it I don't have it yet where's that test of strength I want to do [Music] it how are you swing up um I what's happening oh you have to you I thought it was all in one go all right power up okay then select the angle and then right in the middle [Music] one I can do I can get it well [Music] damn it one more [Music] time a [ __ ] you whatever one more [Music] time I'll get it B go [ __ ] that was relax seriously relax that that's not that big of a deal I just did the thing with that guy with the guitar they're like [ __ ] like relax that was so uncalled [Music] for last activity restroom so why is the bladder so high I just built a bathroom there he is Sammy how are you good to see you again Sam hey again you like the new bathroom how the facilities oh he's probably so happy right now here I have a beer I want or a bear this is super lame what well give it back give me that back can I have that back I am the best funny you should ask me that no I don't want to do this what's one that I can just just absolutely wipe the floor of this kid Wagon Trail why are they all these weird floating VR games I don't want to do that let's just beat it let's just beat him in in the putt game oh I don't actually want to I want to play on my broken course where I can cheat I don't want to do this actually have to play nine holes against this kid all right this is really actually pretty important he's pretty good he got that hole in one so did I all right par three let's go oh you how much softer was I supposed to do [Applause] that you might as well just leave now kid that's back toback calling one can I make it three in a row let's make it a hattrick oh yuck [Applause] good perfect perfect get up there not bad sink it [Music] oh [Music] almost let's get silly with this one all right okay all right don't scre this up I won that was pretty good in I kind of BW it at the end there but I think that was fine that was really fun was racetrack build your on oh dune buggies I can I can go against the critic okay what is it okay to sell the following rides that are in the way what ride oops well I sold that ride that was in the way oh boy that's a big one all right I got to practice first he's practicing [Music] too I was just trying to kill everybody all right let's [Music] go the track mini map on the left looks like you got shitfaced and tried to make a pretzel all right leave him in the dust five stars hell yeah all right where is he hey you piece of [ __ ] hello hey it's good to meet you I hear you're not half as good as you think you are whatever I'm definitely better than you oh really are you adequately prepared to lose I'm going to beat you like a drum what's good for acid reflux uh don't eat before bed don't eat anything too crazy before it's us a lot before bed I was told one time and I I made like a little joke to the doctor and he like didn't think it was funny he just kind of moved on I probably was like the 30th person that day that made the joke and he gave me a list of all the things that you should avoid completely if you're trying to reduce acid and see how it goes it was coffee alcohol spicy food chocolate it was a list of just all this stuff and I looked at him and I was like oh man all the good stuff huh I can't eat all the good stuff and he did he with a straight face he just walked out of the room he didn't even listen he walked out of the room it was as if I didn't say it he old [ __ ] now neither one of us can win you're trapped here forever you're my prisoner [Laughter] die [ __ ] let's see if I can lap him I'm going to toad this [ __ ] remember in the beginning of the stream I talked about lapping toad oh [ __ ] oh I can't accelerate up the hill where is he wait where did he go oh [ __ ] he's oh he's screwed I won oh I beat him oh okay okay all right I can't believe you beat me now no get out of here scram a loser is you always gracious in Victory huh I expected as much I don't get at least a 3.5 on Yelp I'm taking the VIP back and I want my bear back and I want that rubber chicken I gave you too I'm getting hungry I want to eat thanks boy it was a I had a great time sometimes it's fun just to have like a little game in the background while we just chill it's a lot of fun thanks for sticking around thanks for hanging out have a great one see you guys soon
