JEREMY CLARKSON - FUNNIEST MOMENTS

maniac maniac maniac ingenious no measuring tactic didn't go brilliantly [Music] hello horse I shall call you Tesco it's called yeah I am a bilenda yam yam a bilenda yam yam a bilenda please yeah I'm a bilenda oh you total plum I'm Jeremy Clarkson and I've done and book Ready Steady Go well I've bought a stalled horse it's going backwards I bought a reversing [ __ ] what's this crocodiles ear it's hairy they don't even have there's a chance here this is a bit risky but do you just think you could keep your homosexuality to yourself hitting you in the plums did he go for your plugs I think it is there yes just go in the right one it wasn't her favorite warm did he cut it or punch him he punched it it was a fast Cup that's one where it was a fast Cup in the plums in study and rape testing James May [Music] you're one bottles you go ahead it's mine ads are killing me stop please don't fight walk on I'll stop calling you Tesco if you promise not to fight James look out there a cow's followed by Hitler there you go ow ow ow ow God above not much further now James Jesus I mean gooder portly it's all telephoto legs shall I show you what I've got yes I haven't bothered with any of that I've just gone for the telephoto not one of yours but that this is all I've got that's all your name well that is literally in yeah that's all you need well are you gonna photograph animals in this country oh that's a pervert camera oh it's a Daily Mail that's what I'm then a lot of glass leaving Jeremy to walk his horse to the next village to get fuel see this is why you're no longer of any use to anybody because of fuel yes you see cars are better than you James move you're in my salt I'm gonna get further away the way I'm sorry am i annoying yes you are because you can't possibly need to be that close hello horsie eventually we got into the groove and after just 20 minutes we met up to celebrate a job well done yes I got that horse one taken looking gormless sorry everyone sorry about the noise I know we'll use the director sorry May if you could just turn the engine off that would be great call nine-one-one he's going to need some fingers in a minute yeah it does that how hot are those ignition keys what not as hot as the cameraman's right leg yeah that was flame enveloped your right leg let's have some very good petrol dream s deep thank you did you try your Romanian on him when I met up with James again it was at the PIRs Oh drivers worst nightmare a double mini roundabout [Applause] [Music] maybe an Jezza Church they've actually had a church where they worship me they didn't have any tangles St Orange Street but they've got that intense energy burn but this this'll be kind of petrol is it it tastes like it's good food now [Music] my name is Jezza yes my name is Jezza what do you get at you like this James there is Jazz's back alley well found James you know I bought him a present aha oh do you like it right because it's it's really a the dray lon yeah because we know you like try that berming yeah and we know that you like the peacock and cheetah blend which gives an African and yet Birmingham the flavor yes yes and I've put it in my car and we know it fits do you know he's 44 isn't it great you know Paul McCartney yeah don't ever look at us baby oh yeah [Music]

Channel: Funny TV UK

Views: 3,317,689

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Id: je0hY8QoeOI

Length: 6min 57sec (417 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 17 2019