The Funniest Moments From Sand Job | The Grand Tour

oh Saturn has woken up just south of Manchester [Music] apparently I've changed the badge no you've changed the badge so what do you do I have no normally happens with with cars on a flatbed like this on a Hornby Railway is you put it in a siding with a ramp and then you drive them onto the ramp and down yeah but they've got the guards van behind yes he's not going to set off without his guards van is he no so that all goes presumably back to there must be a How does it go we can't push it there'll be a shunter this is basically a fullsize train set there'll be a shunter on the other line that's how Railways work having found a shunter train James spoke to its driver in his best French what a that sounds a bit no that could be James coming with the shunting engine fully erect if he's if he's driving it yeah he'll even if he's on it he will be more aroused shunting engine he's on it on the sh properly three-legged old man went past oh yes is this the best day of James May's life all of a sudden he's got an entire Railway Network full siiz train set you never had a h me train set you'll know exactly how this works there we go turn turn turn you B I'm going sideways okay speed and [Music] power I'm on the road happen to me your turn now it's really easy not frightening at all James now that we moved down the hill a bit further for the first time yeah have you seen what I've seen over there guys good news he's made it just about to the bottom it's not going to blow up which is good and the front bumper has come off which I think is going to work quite well as as something in the trailer that's amazing it is really really that was proper impressive how did you get down oh we come on the road it's a nice Road we're all here everybody's happy everybody safe all the I came down there I came down that in that yes well to be honest that was pretty easy it's a new road lovely fresh tarmac little bit of sand on the very edges hey how you doing was it good that was Bloody fantastic well lots of books but this ancient one with diagrams in about lives of the prophets and everyone was a was an illustration like a picture mood is about to change what have you done what have you done well we've been hanging around we've walked about looked at the Town haven't we you yeah ah that wasn't us no it it's we got back from looking around this other bit of the town and found this you've heard of dust devils those little like spinning winds where you parked at this intersection of streets I think it maybe Amplified the effect of the wind and just picked it up and deposited it there and you saw this happen no we didn't cuz we were looking down the other town the only other thing we can think of we've racked our brains is that they don't have tickets here if you park in the middle of the road yeah the traffic wardens simply fill your car with sand that's a that's very what if my car doesn't work how the hell do I get it out where's the key ah where did you leave it well I left it on the center console if you just open the doors the sand will fall out but it's locked you see I never lock my car just in case this exact thing happens okay well give me a shovel I'll get it you you my bugger off then okay Hammond let's go we could do dual [Music] carriageways [Music] oh oh my god I've never seen anything like it I just saw a of smoking it it left that thing and but at least there are no Witnesses apart from the people in this Lorry I'm just going to quietly Move Along yeah why my windows opened why am I I didn't ask them why have my windows opened it's actively disobeying and tormenting me now it's decided to open the window doesn't take away the ability to change gear accompanied by a maddening beep I thought the beeping might be happening because the car didn't believe my roof was secured properly so I pulled over to test my theory [Laughter] bastard it's still beeping it's got a very convenient roof you just press a button and it goes down and then you have to get out and jump on it they do say that people are driven mad in the desert after a while what about in the middle is it in the middle such a y just stop beeping it's all right what if this idiot learns to communicate with other machines it is moronic isn't it it's a uh Hammond Hammond what what's that bloody hell is that doing here is that one of yours what do you mean one of what else is it going to be how long has it been going since he Let it Loose but it was a 150 mil away You released it into the desert oh you don't what's that it's our aim was to do a bit of sightseeing but immediately we got distracted by the heroic Brilliance of morania cars yes gone he's just crashed he just crashed is that what that noise was one explanation for some of the crashes happened to this car is the fact that you can't see out of it when when does it stop being a car I suppose when it stops moving until then it's a car I think one day it's driving along and it just [Music] disappears it's going to it's going to keep going fantastic he can't stop on to the door another yes I like the uh The Pedestrian safety feature but it's working it's Hammond you worried about your ason and honestly that's why I can't make a fuss isn't it I'm going start it where are you going oh chaps balls this up completely it's his Ferraro rash that is that's that's not very ambass these these people are trained to be SWA smart and cool and you knocked over that Tower of fera Russia you creted put those back on in the right order droing on that one on it right quickly sit down sorry that's a that's a rather fine pot oh yes going Mercy Mercy I think if you could turn us when we get out there okay that feels weird calling Richard ham and Captain I shall do as he tells because when it goes wrong it won't be my fault front is oh Ching started okay trying the motor uh chaps we've lost what nothing don't don't panic what have we lost um we've lost some of the bloody the bottles have come off what pointy bottles of we are actually no that doesn't like we're sinking we actually are everybody s on this side as far out as you can oh Jesus who lashed those on uh Jeremy it really is actually sinking excellent head for sure well I'm going to try and get us back chaps okay I think you're right let's let's we'll learn from this how's he looking at the other side it's looking a bit sinky I we should be all right I think it's gone again oh jeez um is that going down it's going down much more quick no no no no no no no no I think proba abandoned I need can you pass me a water bottle James pass me a water bottle that's not works no I don't believe it I'm the captain pluger this ham you're the captain I'm sorry thank you I'm not I'm still on James it's going to go all the way over you left to go off following they're burrowing into me and John Hurt it is sunk oh God

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Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Thu May 30 2024