James May Best Moments (Compilation)

well your approval is more important to me lumely than any amount of Horticultural Flim Flam Thanks James I'm excited shove over you doy cow in a bid to close the gap on the Pacific class ARA James had become Captain road rage get in the left hand legane I'm trying to be the train you iny very good sign near where I live actually that says changed priorities ahead and it's absolutely right cuz I was driving down there the other day and I thought to myself I'll work harder and pay my mortgage off and be secure in my old age and I went past the sign and after another 10 or 20 yards I thought no I'm going to go to the pub so it works yeah what excuse me what you are an apocalyptic dingleberry why you went to the Alps you went to Spain you went to Australia to see if the glove box works you went to Barbados you went to Hong Kong that was just for a stupid metaphor yes I did do that you're a bigger idiot than Richard Hammond if James in the office wants to send something to simy in the workshop because neither of us have a controller but there is as Dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the Bellow of a wild animal Clon hey no it's not a kit car it's a Lamborghini Philistine I'm going to have a custom cream now you know that new law about kids under 4 fo5 they have to use booster seats in the car he does yes all right all right people under 4 fo5 have to use a booster seat in the car well in North Yorkshire the police say they cannot enforce that law and you know why they do not have the they do not have the legal I can't wait for this now the legal because they do not have the legal right to measure children just measure you say if you see a policeman measuring your children you think quick call the the news ladies and gentlemen now last week you saw Richard Hammond driving a six- whe mercedesbenz but did you know they made another six- Wheel car long before that one would you like to see a picture of it that's it here it is all right did they not mention this then you know they didn't how are it is isn't it because Mercedes like to go on about their Heritage in history and they didn't mention that one well perhaps they didn't mention it cuz it's got Hitler in it I don't know that's not Hitler it is it isn't no that car was built long before indicators were invented so he's just there to do some hand signals really what signals he doing there then James he's saying take the Third Reich ow the chicken meanwhile further up the road May was getting some bad news about that night's accommodation hang on you're not saying it's a bloody campsite so You' brought me on a crap Road worse than the one we're on we've got a car down you've ruined the loots and at the end of this you want me to stay in a tent you might find one of your temp poles is missing but don't worry I know where it is I'll have shoved it up your Signal's a bit dodgy this end at the moment James but I guess you got the message back there kill me but I also spent quite a few of my formative years in the north so I say one like that these days of course I live in Multicultural London which is well Wicked is it bro so we put our plan into action and went to pick James up from [Music] hospital what are you two wearing well where's yours very funny have you left it in there no I'm better it's only a small bang on the head and I'm mended a small cat that's it you really are better completely who am I you're a big [ __ ] who am I irritating little sod he's better he is he's better isn't he the only thing I keep in my car is a little paintbrush for cleaning dust out of the switches you're scaring me mate and I always like to have the air events lined up really so they're completely symetrical and if anybody moves them no stop it I get really angry does genuinely scare me he does yeah properly why are you dressed up like an American footballer well it's a prototype and I'm a test pilot in effect test pilots wear specialist equipment it's yeah but that looks perfectly solid to me that roof is James even given the limitations of the material you've used your car looks crap yeah but look how it Blends in with the environment Prince Charles would love this blend in with anything well there's no environment left you've dug it all up right can we finally go yes you can 11 miles lie ahead you there ow that is a complete mystery to be honest well it had an arched roof it had a keystone there must be something wrong with that mortar so water is just don't oh God what do I don't particularly want to see you just to be absolutely clear why well I got here at 4:00 a.m. wet with consumption smelling like a damp dog tried to sleep in the car and what did I hear no idea snoring your car snoring that Bloody generator thing it's like someone's snoring but without the pauses in the the generator is necessary to keep my fish fresh where's your water gone on my head anyway we've got to make more water this is water I was just about to explain that that is normal water which we're all familiar with you drink it sea water is salty we all know that as I know I brought you some salt it's not that sort of salt that doesn't work no it isn't that's salt salt exactly sea salt has extra minerals in that that doesn't that's been refined this is sea salt so we have to work out I'll show you normal water needle at the bottom okay we have to mix enough salt to put the needle on there right at the top of the scale okay and I know that's 25 L well hold on no if you're doing 25 L at a time I'm doing 25 L to work out how much salt to put in we be here all morning no we're not we are because you got to fill your entire tank so what do you think I should do well are you so angry with me I've come to help you haven't come to help I could have almost done it by now just standing there being fatuous and bringing a thing of salt from a Seaside Cafe from the 1950s in Moran bug her off please could get on with it go away help come and rescue I'm going down my boat's smashed to Pieces James I can't help you with that my boats look how it take me ages it's all the way over there it's going down I'd have to move mine out of the way yeah and then I'd have to walk up there along those rocks it's gone oh Jesus ah it's so cold look he's go ah you bastard have you ever seen oh but testicles are retreated we don't need to know that oh no when we stop at the next bit I'll I'll write down some simple speed and distance little formula for you so you can work out average speeds as well there's any two that you really need to know how fast we've been going how fast we need to go or how long we've taken so far that's way you can use the two stopwatches so you can say for 10 minutes we've been doing 18 it's very difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the Divine Potter the nurburging ruins cars I'm developing an app for the smartphone called Bond the nurburging where you guide a Doria 17 over it and blow it up what are you doing on this program talking sense good question I I I don't know cuz we have this old woman who has a baking show in Britain she's called Mary Berry and it would be the same you probably know she's probably the same as her saying I hate cakes yes Mary Berry would agree with me because if she made a cake that had been developed on the nurburg ring someone would put fried onions on the top and completely ruin it you'd have a Victoria sponge with onion on the top for no reason James you know you're weird don't that's not weird that's the most sensible thing that's ever been said on this show you are weird

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Length: 9min 19sec (559 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 11 2024