Jeffy TRY NOT TO LAUGH HARD EDITION

hey I'm Donny I are question what is it Jeffy oh I squeeze my ballsack it turns red and looks like a strawberry and yeah normal it's what normal for my ballsack they look like a strawberry it's not normal for you to squeeze your ballsack Jeffy I'm hungry dying you're hungry well I can make you some green beans some white done some green beans um dad come here what no come here I got something to tell you I don't like green beans I mean I just didn't know you hid them that mine is you gonna take to get through your thick Italian moustache not matching the color of your hair school day to know that I don't like Grape Ape okay I get it you don't you don't like green beans I don't like green be damned hey no they're not my favorite all right well um can we go get my chicken nuggets now I'm Danny no Jeffy just eat green beans or something Italian looking [ __ ] did you just get me [ __ ] green beans what'd I say earlier day you said you said you didn't like them no no I said I don't like creepy what do you think you just dead [ __ ] that daddy creepy don't do that heavy stuff dad died [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your green beans okay well I'm out [ __ ] oh no I think he needs anger management I don't like babies okay we carriage or peas or some other [ __ ] [ __ ] late the Green Bay get the goddamned door day [ __ ] you Oh senior song with what Oh Oh my Jewish god I don't know where Jeff is at What's Up [ __ ] tonight what's up Danny I'm a gangster now tell me why you just like that because I get ahold a D I'm talking about one yeah your son Barry Todd see he can rap what Jeff oh yes he can't he was in the room rapping and I had to take him to the studio to do a song oh hold on yeah yeah what I do not approve of this Jamie take those clothes off hey his name mate Jeff in the morning it's Jay his father and he's only 12 years old I do not approve of this what you didn't even see the music video yeah music video yeah Danny I get mad cause I'm talking holes baho doing this [ __ ] understand JP he wants there let's just show in the music video I watch it back come on come on oh okay I don't miss music videos 2017 just show it to me hey hey Danny I smack peas home I start my peepee in some Cheerios I got a pencil and my nose is gonna beat my diaper everywhere I go buddy poop my pants and now it's wrong I go let's dump my daughter with all my money boy watch if you don't do that wrong whoa whoa whoa don't poop your pants why got a helmet on top of my head straight my peepee until it was red eat green beans I'd rather be dead it's 10 o'clock and I'm ranked program hey Danny I just showed you how to poop on the track so uh I'm going to bed I got my parrot own bunny suit on I'm ready Jeffy you're out of jail hells yeah how was jail Jeffy I got raped hold Danny Sarah chops came out to play well your shirt cuz that Triceratops is the meanest greenness leaf-eating is John Astoria no way that's so cool what dyes would you choose doing your lobbies coming only the bees dinosaur ever Jeff that's not dinosaur as a cheeseburger no it's not it's the the the sesame seed butter oh yeah this says it says sesame seed a bun a runner every day yep oh um so what game you want to play now Jeffy oh we're going doing you're way out of line you want to play rock paper scissors yeah okay let's play okay Rock Paper Scissors shoot now what well you got to choose something oh that that's paper w baby can I just walk I did yeah all right you not gonna be me this time Rock Paper Scissors shoot you touch paper again you I choose okay chose rock twice in a row but he's not expecting me to choose it three times a row I'm gonna win this time I'm gonna win this - all right one more time Rock Paper Scissors shoot [Applause] start shooting other things other than rock another boring day of school guys I know dude I hate this the guys we're gonna learn about child development today with child development yeah today we are learning about child development and childbirth does anyone know where babies come from the baby dropped off at your front porch by a stork dum-dum you're wrong you're wrong incoming chic maybe not come from stalk maybe not dropped off our front porch baby come from woman bar ina being foreigner see this my wife Kim she has big roots pariah big hairy rules for ina I seek my heading free time three time I stick my head in marina so I thought I'd pound for I know a eggroll pound of Mariah Andy nine bucks raver baby come on baby come on for Ida and you go like little beat and then if it's girl you throw it in the trash tow it in the trash any questions can't you dudes make a baby no cannot make baby you need the right Loretta and Ebro make be so crass well privacy's happy baby it be responsibility abductee huge very huge so they home tonight I'll be putting you in groups of two and handing out these baby dolls you'll take care of these baby dolls all night wrong and you bring it back tomorrow if you bring your baby back in perfect condition Hey if not you fail you fail you die with you sorry Cody I already promised Josefa a week ago that I would pair with him yeah but he just announced the project today no we didn't know they did it last week you must have been absent or something never absent all right Christ I'm gonna be picking out your groups of two parts what we can't pick ourselves right visit fail so the first powerhouse is Cody and Josie will be come on yes it will make it great we'll go on picnics no like see what I'm talking about that I want to be paired with him yeah stop whining shut up Oh partners are final so the next pair I have is Jeffy and tuna Jeffy what are you even doing I ran out of milk oh crap I must start hanging out the baby's not all right Cody and Joseph here's your baby take good care of me oh my god am i mommy your cousin the relationship oh my god we gonna love him and take care of them he even has your eyes hello Cody all right here's your baby typicality Jeffy one uh this is our baby it's a project we have to take care of it okay yeah sure your dish thanks Junior fry every 30 minutes you have to take care of it make sure it has this bottle and make sure you change the diaper but if you don't take care of it you fail second grade all of second grade if we're not gonna fail we're gonna be perfect parents for a little Jacob wait Jacob yeah that's your baby's name I can't that's his name you guys are gonna fail if your argue argue and you have a stupid baby anyway we're not gonna fail if anything you're the one that's gonna fail what me fail we're not gonna fail right Jeff why would you do that you do have a window Jeffy how to make it stop crying Jeffy G do your bad days hard work already it's still crying yeah I know but it's only the baby doll you're all the guys doing we're gonna use a wash up okay okay all right so Bo on who turn on the stove Junior go turn on the soap yeah there's a switch I just gonna flip it on and it turns on soap huh okay so Oh do your arm and idiot turn off turn off that's their soap right Derek jr. I got this we're just gonna do Oh Jamie look his face all cut we're gonna fail rich the baby I mean yeah so I'm gonna go to bed Jeffy I'll see you tomorrow oh it's morning time I don't want to go to school today I mean I might still be able to get a in the cooler you in the bag the baby started crying again so I had to make him stop cross I hope you all brought your babies in a perfect condition because if you did it your family your family but before I cover on a check I'm gonna explain one more time how babies are made so first of all the man pulls on his burro he comes over to the female for I know and once again cross that's how baby told me that's how every one of you were me so become rounded check the babies all right Junior and Jeffy where your baby right here right yeah what is up what is these this is your baby mm-hmm Oh what happened to it well you see we we take care of it and got got burnt up any pieces I see you yeah I see you know what this means yeah we're gonna we're gonna fill the second grade wrong what wrong you know felt second grade well what you pass you pass Yugi how do we pass because all baby dogs were girl you did exactly what you're supposed to do and care it take it as new make sense Cody come on no Scooby name yo you actually supposed to kill the girl you carry on pass it boss we Jimmy we passed all right Joe Steven Cody let me see your baby okay first off we didn't know was it girl okay do you see big red robe or arrow between it's red no did that means God look we really want to kill the damn baby honestly then why didn't you do it one see what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna give you guys be okay because you didn't care it I'm just gonna check the video recording footage video recording the baby has built-in camera in its eyes and of course everything you do to it so I'm gonna check the footage okay wait wait that's okay What's Wrong dude I'm going to jail well I'm going this yeah alright get your baby plugged in alright I've seen in footage yeah

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Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Tue May 09 2017