IT'S NOT MY MACHINE...THEY FOUND ME - Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D (VR)

oh oh not again come on I haven't seen your baby how was that what's up guys and welcome back to please don't touch anything yeah so last episode I mentioned how difficult it is to find some of these endings because the further you get into the game the more complex and abstract some of the clues are that you're looking for so you can imagine how surprised I was when I accidentally found it ending when making a thumbnail for that video okay I didn't mean to I needed my hammer so I went and grabbed it and this thing just has a mind of its own so it kind of floated off right into the printer and as you could tell the printer really doesn't like that so you can just kind of get connection lost and and ribbon not detected come to an active check dip switch you had a dip switch where did my hammer go you see what I mean it's got a mind of its own come back hammer I need you I need you hammer come on come on you don't you're you go you want to be hitting the printer right are we still an active printer error DC load connection loss yeah I think this is probably not gonna be too functional moving forward same thing goes through a hammer but it ended up giving me a nice little stapler so we have that now and I think this actually has a code for me actually maybe we should take a little bit more delicate and approach right that's interesting correct down left up left up left down left that's how we were supposed to get this code I figured that out of random last time I didn't know where was from so now we know that is how you get it and speaking of last episodes okay I mentioned to you guys that I love getting hints in the comments because people tell me things that help me find new clues but I don't want to know what's gonna happen or how to get certain endings so some people told me you have more than two tools you don't just have the screwdriver and the hammer you also have a stamp that was very helpful that's a good clue other people told me stamped the passport and this is the ending you get and that's not helpful I know people are just not gonna get it sometimes a lost cause but it's still disappointing to see people posting spoilers hi that's weird it's the papers please music why is anonymous trying to get into arts Totsuka that that's a denial denial didn't denial okay approval I guess no oh there's nothing here do I need to stamp it in something it's really weird oh there we go denial yeah Lauri George starts guy whoa oh oh that's bad or unlock down ah that is wicked that's another thing you guys were telling me to look around more above me and beside me because stuff will be happening in the room around me so is that it's we denied him no one anima seer glory to arstotzka the order awaits oh that's awesome so that's an ending that I didn't expect as well because we have the silhouettes on the walls but stuff like the easy would never expect very cool I wonder what would have happened if I approved him if I I let you win and I not let you in now okay I guess I got the right ending so up next we have something that you guys don't really see in the videos you know I usually edit this out because it interrupts me and I lose my train of thought but a lot of the times when I'm interacting with things or trying to pick something up randomly paper appears in my hand like this there's so many paper balls on the floor and they're so easy to interact with across the room so I figured maybe we should just clean things up right it would make my time a whole lot easier at the very least but it might also be an ending they don't usually include stuff like this for no reason so I've got my eye on that radio as well as all these paper balls so we only have a few more like that hey thanks for picking up all that trash station director would fire me on the spot if she saw what a mess this place was no problem back in a minute okay I'll see you later that was unexpected you see what I read though I tried to give him the finger guns and you just get a book where we're going Kirk what the stop it and the terrifying blood writing on the wall said he's not coming back he came back multiple times the recycler ending that's really clever now another thing that you guys told me in the comments is that we're not done with binary it there is more binary in the game that we can find that will unlock more ending so we're gonna open this up and I really want to know what DNI does that is something that I thought about for a very long time and I get the feeling that we might be able to translate that into binary so that's one of the first things that I want to try today right because D N and I so I would imagine a long one would be one so it'll be 1 0 0 that'll be d n would be 1 0 and then I would be 0 0 yeah there we go oh oh that's oh that's not good oh man he is gonna be pissed I just got finished cleaning this place no the radio okay it's still good right it's just a little wet oh no I made the Morse code gigantic again that is a major issue I might need to restart the game the hamster is above water those boxes are a lost cause but I think we're okay again more evidence that I am below this city somewhere rights because we flooded the city and now and now it is really difficult to point in this game okay and now we are getting flooded ourselves the ocean ending now please go away Morse code oh come on you calm your tits Morse code okay you just stay over there nice and small and I'll try not to have my forefinger grab a bunch of binders so another thing you guys were interested in is whether or not the boom disk can go in the slot that we found behind the instructions I never thought of that because there is an awkward little slot over here found that you can unscrew this last episode but we still have no idea what the mechanism behind it does it just has a bunch of random clocks and stuff like that a code that we're not sure of and yeah that's some kind of slot so how did we get the boom disc again oh right the hammer you just got to get ourselves a hammer again could you please just do your job for once there we go that works for me okay boom disc you go in here no really we are such a perfect fit oh come on I was so wrapped up in the boom disc last episode that I completely missed the fact that a phone somehow came out of this drawer as well some kind of weird magical phone hello because then we need a phone number that would kind of make sense wouldn't it oh yeah no you stop it stop it stop it Joshua 3 1 1 3 9 9 shut up 3 1 1 3 9 9 2 3 6 4 okay let's see here 3 1 1 3 9 9 2 3 6 or do it call the modem in the past maybe I typed it in wrong breathe 1 1 3 9 9 2 3 6 4 I got fat fingers so it might have been wrong you never really know with 2 ie again Oh God I knew in the future we would have crazy you know bangable robots but I didn't think we have banging robots hotlines ow ouch just stop okay so that's wrong we need we need something else we need another phone number own numbers are what 10 numbers Oh I never thought about putting the phone number in there that's something we should try we won just open you and then 3 1 2 2 1 3 with you over and now we can put stuff in there so with 3 1 1 3 9 9 2 3 6 or oh this is just one number short so I don't know exactly what you want but I'm not paying 399 a minute to get off to that so we're just gonna have to keep looking we found out that the code is this what this that was it okay but we already got this ending didn't we I guess this yeah yeah the aliens in there whose yeah okay we've been here done that what if we try the same code on the other side right what if we do dude dude dude dude no oh it would be upside down as well so to be like this that sounded ohm that did a thing okay we have D or wasn't deep or something Oh hold on this is very interesting okay let's just get this off again because I think that might have been one of the missing numbers that we had right if we screw this d4 so we have d7 d 1 d 4 and be something we're not sure what the B is yet and we have whatever you are when I hit the red button it gives me a sound over here somewhere but I don't see anything changing and then this just lets the numbers go up oh six is of interest okay years it's another thing I was also curious about the clock is people were telling me that there's something to do with the clock as well so there's three numbers and a clock do you have anything behind you no okay well I managed to break my clock so that's not great George starts guys stop it what if we just oh it's 666 so what if we go down I was weird I do a thing that just locked in and did some kind of little noise right I can't move them anymore oh oh oh not again come on I haven't seen your baby how was that okay okay wasn't ready for that I am 99% sure that I just Terra farted myself I wasn't expecting that oh yeah that's creepy okay we've seen her before haven't we when we got oh which ending wasn't there was blood again and her face was in the screen now she's she was behind us I don't really want to look around anymore you guys told me to look around during the endings shouldn't believed you oh that is just the worst okay so 666 we have figured out we still don't know what number that wants something that ends in a six and we still don't know about this feel like it might be a good idea to look around with blacklight again because that was helpful for a lot of hints the first time around we didn't really know a whole lot back then so there is some kind of secret ending what is a TPS report not sure that's gonna be any helpful this is just so not true okay he's been back a bunch of times I'm still not sure what's going on with the hands and little fede prints running up the walls we've used that codes see here what else do we have study we have infinity right that would have been a good hand a decent warning had I paid attention but I didn't I don't think a lot of this actually means anything like it might just be here to distract us like the big complex maze we haven't used anything like that the Headless dog pooping don't know if as a headless dog pooping ending we have pac-man eating a ghost and then the letter s some more handprints yeah going back in time we saw that one this is a lot more numbers that I haven't seen and there's one interesting one in the middle is a date 23 119 with wings 23 119 where can we put in five digits is not here it's not air this is what is this one two three oh that's this this that doesn't help at all you do have a calendar but I can't interact with that at all you wouldn't be able to put that into a clock I don't know it might just be an easter egg it might be like when the game was finished or when loved one of the developer passed or like we have no idea but 23 119 is something I'll try to remember nothing going on with the endings touch everything yeah 3 1 2 1 1 2 1 did we put that somewhere we try 3 1 2 1 with this I feel like I did use that Kilroy yes just some famous graffiti I don't know what's going on with the universe here kind of weird why can't I change the station I don't know man I don't know we got tic-tac-toe it's still not helping swirly boobs hmm that is kind of interesting I thought this was random garbage but it looks like 8 0 to 0 or 8 to 0 0 something like that we can't put four digits in somewhere we should try that we got this nightmare going on and then 5 5 and 0 7 8 as well as 3700 which we haven't used yet ok eight two zero zero let's try that somewhere that should be able to you we're gonna preset you so you go to the left this time and then eight two zero zero no eight zero two zero we got some wings that's weird can we split the wings this is probably some kind of code for it but it's worth a try I don't suppose this would no no hammer hammer come on work with work with work with me hammer hammer and ere you go thank you the hammer seems to work especially well when you're not holding it put your hand in the Machine and it will figure things out but I'm starting to think that we we can't open that okay so you see that's how with the printer got broken you need to be more careful with that hammer how do we get inside of you oh this was oh wait this was with the wings right it's something to do with that code it has to be something to do with 21 116 right because we have two wings and there were wings next to that number where can I put in 21 116 it's not here to UM one it was just 21 16 you know 21 168 so if we open up the other panels that we have it's not that one it's maybe this one no there's no 6 it wouldn't be anything to do with you I don't know we still haven't tried three seven zero zero as far as I know so let's pop that that's no good okay and we also had 53 and zero seven three or something like that I don't know I can't get access to the backlight anymore so there's a whole lot more going on we still can't figure out maybe I can open it with the colors oh wait a minute there was a color code I've been putting in and it did something but we could never figure out what so what if it's um red yellow blue blue right that was the one red red yellow yellow blue red yellow yellow blue it still does something I just don't know what so it's not this either go away what if we try red blue yellow blue it's the only colors over there so red blue yellow blue no that's no dice and we got here red and green is red green red green no I don't know man there's clearly something going on with the colors I still don't know what the frickin hamsters are for I just don't get it how many more endings we have left 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 endings left you should get 3 or 4 per episode so maybe a couple of episodes left but I don't know what would be required to open it and it didn't even come up with a prompt so like it's not asking for that number right now I just had an epiphany as soon as his courage over once you agree with me come on you wobbly piece of crap there we go okay we have a bunch of clocks here we have a big clock that we know we can interact with now so [Music] what the hell was that that just scared the crap out of me ah the music cut out of everything I thought that lady was behind me again I think it was just the hammer being stupid oh my heart I can't I just can't clock if that was you I'm sorry there we go okay so do you want a certain time two of them are two of them are kind of set to where we are so what if we do them like that is that good no everything oh we're all moving with me now that's interesting I really don't want to go to six so how about we go up this way instead you liked that did you what okay well we got a thing we have we have colors we have red colors is this some kind of color coat like bill in the blanks it'd be like other color red red too other color so it could be like green red red yellow yellow red red green there's like a million combinations I guess it's good to know that that's not actually a floppy drive and it is a printer but now we have even more clues into oh crap I hit the back in time button I hate it when I do that by accident oh man you're just upset that I keep smashing you this episode is that how this is whoa when did they put a spear here whoo was this here last time you'd hunt myself some hamster if I had the screwdriver this is really weird okay you know what I think I'm done but I think that's gonna be it for this episode oh please don't touch anything guys and like I said some very helpful comments last episode and if you're one of the people that left them I appreciate it what if you're leaving spoilers just don't like you're not helping you're just kind of ruining the experience because then I just show you guys the ending rather than experiencing the ending and then there wouldn't be any fun like imagine if I knew that lady was gonna appear behind me I definitely would have crapped my pants less I think someone's watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next 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Length: 22min 13sec (1333 seconds)

Published: Tue May 22 2018