Another Close Encounter - SNL

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Not bad, but not as good as the first one.

👍︎︎ 71 👤︎︎ u/Ta-karo 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

Gosling breaking down and covering his face with the hat makes the while scene so much better.

👍︎︎ 54 👤︎︎ u/JoeDiesAtTheEnd 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

Mirror pls. Region locked

👍︎︎ 15 👤︎︎ u/miague 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies
👍︎︎ 11 👤︎︎ u/Stompedyourhousewith 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

Her mannerisms remind me of Ron White doing comedy.

Edit: spelling.

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/chchchcharli 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

This is the third time they've done this skit. Why does everyone keep saying second?

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/wakipaki 📅︎︎ Oct 02 2017 🗫︎ replies

"Not available in your country" Thanks youtube

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/Justtino 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

whos the chick on the right?

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/jihiggs 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies

I think this proves all you Youtube essay virgins wrong that women can't be funny .

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 01 2017 🗫︎ replies
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>>> THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. ONCE AGAIN, I'M AGENT MORRIS WITH THE N.S.A. AND THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT FITZSIMMONS. >> YOU THREE ARE OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. AS YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY PEOPLE TO HAVE EXPERIENCED TWO VERIFIED ALIEN ABDUCTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MAN, THIS IS NUTS. LIKE ONE MINUTE WE ARE DRINKING BEER IN THE KOHL'S PARKING LOT. NOW IT'S LIKE WE ARE CAUSING A COSMIC CURE YOSZ -- CURIOSITY. >> INDEED. NOW, CAN YOU TELL US HOW YOU WERE BROUGHT ABOARD THE SPACECRAFT? >> FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD A LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR THIS BITCHIN HAT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT FITS ME PERFECT. I LOVE IT. >> EXCELLENT. WE ARE GLAD YOU LIKE IT. >> TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, SIR, IT WAS SORT OF THIS PATHWAY MADE OF GOLDEN LIGHT CAME DOWN FROM THE SPACESHIP. AND WE WERE JUST LIKE GENTLY USHERED IN AND LIKE FLOATED UP INTO IT. >> THEN WE GOT UP INTO THE SHIP. AND WE SAW THE ALIENS, GLOWING BEAMS MADE OF LIGHT, BEAUTIFUL LIGHT. WELCOMING US BACK. IT WAS AMAZING. >> I SEE, AND YOU, MISS RAFFERTY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> COOKIE CRUMBLED LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME OVER HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] I WASN'T SO MUCH LIFTED BY A LIGHT AS I WAS CAUGHT IN A NET. LITTLE BASTARDS SET A SNARE FOR ME. NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M BEING WINCHED STRAIGHT UP THROUGH THE # WORLD'S SAPPIEST PINE TREE. [ LAUGHTER ] MY SLACKS GET SNAGGED ON A BRANCH. AND THEY ARE GONE. AND I'M HAULED ON BOARD, YOU KNOW, WITH MY BUSH AND MY TUSH HANGING OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SEE MY OLD PALS, THE GREAT ALIENS WITH THE BIG, FAT, STUPID EYES AND I'M HIT WITH THE # REALIZATION, "FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN ON A SECOND DATE SINCE 2009." [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOW, ONCE ABOARD THE SHIP, WHAT HAPPENED? >> WELL, THE ALIENS TOUCHED OUR FOREHEADS. AND I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE, EVEN PARTS I HAVEN'T EVEN LIVED YET. IN A LOT OF THOSE PARTS, I WAS WEARING THIS HAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, LIKE I WISH I COULD DESCRIBE IT IN WORDS. BUT THERE ARE NO WORDS. IT WAS LIKE, AS IF THROUGH THEIR TOUCH, I UNDERSTOOD THE ANSWER TO THAT ALL-IMPORTANT QUESTION LIKE, "WHY ARE WE HERE." >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] THESE GUYS ARE TRIPPING OUT AT BURNING MAN. MEANWHILE I'M STRANDED AT THE FIRE FESTIVAL. I MEAN, I HADN'T BEEN ON BOARD TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE LITTLE GRAYS START TAPPING ON MY KNOCKERS. [ LAUGHTER ] KEEP IN MIND, I HAVE GOT NO PANTS, SO MY TACO AND MY CHACCO ARE OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS ONE GUY, SLIM LITTLE GRAY -- PEEKS AROUND BACK AND STARTS POINTING AT MY BUTT. WHOA. HOW DID WE MISS THIS? >> INTERESTING. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THEIR DEMEANOR? >> LIKE SHOPPERS SWARMING ON WALMART ON BLACK FRIDAY. THEY WERE DROPPING IN, SCRAMBLING. A MAN SHOT MY PETE MEAT LIKE PIZZA DOE. SOME WOULD KNEAD ME LIKE THEY ARE KNEADING ON PIZZA DOUGH. IF YOU COME BACK FOR SECONDS, DINNER IS A HIT, RIGHT? >> I WONDER IF THIS WAS SOME SORT OF ANATOMICAL STUDY. >> NO. NO. I DON'T THINK THIS THING WAS LEAVING A PAPER TRAIL. ABOUT A THIRD OF THEM, YOU KNOW, ARE THEY COMING KIND OF FUN. HERE IS MY -- HERE, ALRIGHT? TODD, DO YOU MIND HELPING ME OUT HERE? STAND UP PAL. YA. YA. OKAY, TURN AROUND. OKAY. SO THE GRAYS, RIGHT, THEY DON'T HAVE BUTTS LIKE THIS BUTT. SO I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE EVER SEEN A CRACK BEFORE. YEAH? SO MY THEORY IS THEY THOUGHT I HAD BROKEN INTO TWO PIECES. YEAH? [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY WERE TRYING TO LIKE PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. THEY WERE TRYING EVERYTHING. AND I MEAN THEY WERE STRAINING. SO THEY WERE GOING LIKE -- ONE LITTLE FOOL WAS TRYING TO LIKE PUNCH IT BACK TOGETHER LIKE HE WAS BREAKING IN A CATCHER'S MITT. ANOTHER ONE OF THE IDIOTS WAS JUST LIKE JAMMING HIS FACE -- RIGHT IN THERE LOOKING FOR THE SOURCE OF THE RUPTURE. AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, LAST GUY WHO DID THAT GOT DOUBLE BARREL PINK EYE." THANKS, TODD. SIT DOWN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, HOW ARE YOU ALL RETURNED TO EARTH? >> WE WERE LED DOWN A PATH OF GREAT LIGHT CRADLED BY WHAT FELT LIKE A BIG FUZZY MITTEN. AND IT ALMOST FELT LIKE GOD HIMSELF WAS SORT OF PLAYING WITH MY HAIR. AND IT WAS ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, RIGHT UP THERE WITH GETTING THIS HAT. >> TODD, EASY UP ON THE HAT. WHEN THE ALIENS LEFT, I DO REMEMBER LIKE FEELING HAPPY AND SAFE. BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE, LIKE WATCH OVER ME. >> THAT REALLY PUTS A BEE IN MY BEAVER. I GOT PUSHED OUT A HATCH TO FIND OUT THEY LET ME OUT ON TOP OF THE SHIP. SO I GOT TO SCOOT MYSELF DOWN COLD METAL TO A JUMP SPOT. I FREE FALL 20 FEET DOWN. I LAND ASS ON A POOL RAFT WITH MY PINK POCKET AND MY STINK ROCKET ON FULL DISPLAY IN THE MIDDLE OF DANNY RANDLE'S POOL PARTY. >> WAIT, WHO IS DANNY RANDLE? >> BEATS THE HELL OUT OF ME. BUT HE'S NEVER GOING TO FORGET HIS 12th BIRTHDAY I TELL YOU THAT. >> WELL, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND COMING WITH US, WE WOULD LIKE TO RUN SOME MEDICAL TESTS. >> OKAY. GREAT. JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, SOME OF THE BRUISES ON MY KEISTER WERE THERE BEFORE THE ALIENS GOT TO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 16,723,264
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Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, SNL Season 43 Premiere, Episode 1726, Ryan Gosling, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Mikey Day, Another Close Encounter, s43, s43e1, episode 1, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, la la land, the notebook, eva mendes, blade runner, jay z, beyonce, season premiere, rocafella records, 4:44, actor, improv, rapper, musician, lorne michaels
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Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 30 2017
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