Instant Regret! Monopoly Auctions - Be A Bro - Game Grumps Only Best!

please don't choke me out of this we are we are working together no we're not what's happening game rooms versus okay it's been a Polly again auctions only we want AI players who so that's what we're doing baby yeah love it oh yeah let's bring in the magic amusement park team because we've never done it before oh we never have let's mix it up a little bit said it's a joke okay we've done it we've done every stage like five times I've died where am I we're like notorious for always being like oh we've done the honey board it's like well we've done it like 13 times okay yeah I mean why not you're like a music guy yeah I know this is gonna be like dude episode 38 oh my god it was a music guy it's just weird that we have like a no recollection of like the specific things that happen in the monopoly episodes you know Aaron yeah there's more important things going on in the world right now is not man only monopoly it's all right ice cream okay wow I hate that that's such a brutal way to start to be like this yeah we're starting property fresh time immediate tax okay you got an accident what do you mean what happens if I skip then you just don't get it interesting all right this is an auction you are all in competition no my god okay I'll bid $100 a man Dean Felipe oh boy yeah I'll bid 10 bucks yeah I'll also bid 10 bucks Philippe Philippe this appeals you're gambling they're so expensive no I'm gonna bid $1 Oh Philippe is out hmm well and we've done it yeah oops all right your 189 yeah that's a that's a terrible deal you gotta withdraw okay hey at least I have property now good for you nobody else has anything I probably made a huge mistake by paying that much for that property I don't know I mean it is expensive but I'll land on another ice cream boy this changes everything it really does you're like not excited to land on stuff doesn't mean anything yeah it's like a home boy here we go mmm better auctions I have no money no money I'm 1111 I know but I have many monies all right I hope you have many monies more than me Wow we pay that in $1 yeah what a jerk with every property I assure you I'm out Wow all right 171 blocks you have more money than to play with than I do okay you could have threatened me with another $400 it's the lot more I'm the owner of the property I'll bid ten dollars look at you you add a dollar to that puppy you know it dude I'm out oh wait - mm-hmm I'm out Wow for that man yeah cuz you bought $200 worth of ice cream it's my fault that was forced to buy a stir lovey snacks dumb kids they love the gourmet type you know yeah that's flashing it's like this is too much for you wait it really messes everything ahead why did I think it was worth it at 255 but a 250 step not like whoa pump the I'm throwing out $10 okay fine no in for a penny in for another penny with the lamest auction errs no please God all right it's yours yes much more expensive what I have blue that blue guy paid too much for that blue fool we all paid too much for everything well it was either out to me orange that means a Mandaeans gonna go I can't compete with a Manny I'm skip it [ __ ] it oh no is that ice cream oh it's the buffer okay oh cool yeah now I'm not doing it that's awesome of course it's not like I had the inside track on trysting she's got all the money though she's waiting for those big those big drops is that the electric company yeah you got to watch how the hard people play it yes so like prison rules oh please don't choke me out of this we are we are working together no we're not you just tried to choke it's something else you sack of [ __ ] oh look at this good well they know what you're doing - of course oh we're suddenly working together how dare you insult my intelligence and the intelligence of the lovelies I'm desperate I just want my thing okay really I don't care I don't care I don't care really it's yours yeah all right going into real estate we're a team right I'm so excited we have two properties that are similar a man Dean has that and seven hundred dollars more than us all right then yeah we're [ __ ] a man Dean and Philippe a man Dean they're just they're over there helping each other see this is what a team looks like they're not a team they're not even alive man is the thing that might give me money but might also pay me get money away from me yeah it's good stuff if somebody lands on it on one of my damn yeah things that you need and you can't purchase fully buyer property okay in turn yeah Philippe's like the wild card here now yeah I don't know what he's doing I need to see this pedaling going on Oh God get me out of here right now I spent $100 without a pass and go to get out of jail and I swear to God if I have to go to jail again what is that good no no it's a random card dude ten bucks I'll take ten bucks all day you're the second prettiest Belle at the ball thanks man a lot of people are landing on my property good for you I mean it's netted me a total of what it cost to get out of jail but that's fine yeah [Music] you certainly need to shut up Wow don't your ass sounded like you're about to like cry I can't believe that you've made it through an entire episode and have not yet crossed go dude that's amazing I know it sucks three times now it's okay don't cry you make me cry what could that be a separate realm it's your damn railroad again boy oh boy that's that's the railroad that everyone wants to party dividends man I couldn't have that of course I'd have 96 dollars now no you'd have 120 my god yes I would have way more yeah cuz everyone would have been giving you 25 bucks a pop no they'd be giving me a hundred bucks a pop I have three of those yes Wow [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] yeah what do you want to do come on man what do you mean come on how you like that I love it oh god you freak oh man that's ten more dollars stop you're paying so much for this dumb Brown property yeah weird that you keep bidding more isn't it you keep bidding more I'm not the one who's so far away take it okay okay sixty bucks $172 property now I've never seen anyone cast themselves as the victim so much in the Monopoly game enjoy your six dollars you it's amazing slumlord this property that you weren't even thinking about before now it's like Oh what will happen to the children already out whoops really I didn't mean to Oh Aaron can you go back no that's a horrible mistake for you oh sure you just lost your chance at a monopoly I know Oh No yeah hey if you bid so I will bid up to 250 mm-hmm if you bid for me I'll just do the clean money trade throw in a railroad like this is Rome this is a bro moment right now this is I'm gonna trade I'll do the bro moment for you just help me out okay I just wanted on the record that I did offer you 250 yeah of course you and you refused it no well cuz I want to I want to bro for you you really you're really growing for me right now yeah and I'm gonna remember this yeah and I know I know I'm I'm sometimes a petulant child about certain things but you are your bro and out for oh this is this is an agonising bro all right oh yeah oh my bro right now agony yes you my bro you broke right now he's remember that I'm broke right now god I just really screwed myself over you know what let's let's count this as a as a 50% bro redemption okay I'm just gonna drop out because I know that they're not gonna fight for it oh thanks dude oh hey 50% of my bro redemption code okay cool thanks bud are you gonna choke me out of the purple of the magenta yeah I don't have the money to do that okay good to know that you're a good friend because you can't be otherwise have the money then only if you promise me you wouldn't like if we if we had a bro code situation for that specific instance yeah then I wouldn't choke you out there's been a lot of growing around make it a little more expensive but I wouldn't choke you out okay that's cool of you it's like I don't want you to get a monopoly and have a ton of money right right understand that would just be like yeah that'd be crazy ten that be bro aside dude Pratt we oh [ __ ] it's a green oh [ __ ] they aren't even aboard Oh fairy teacups yeah man Dynes going for it yeah three hundred and twenty dollars I can't even participate yikes kind of drive it up a little so yeah they're gonna get they're gonna go for all the expensive properties I know we're playing for crack and they're like belong in there they're waiting for the the good heroin the pure Colombian for crack oh that's the round yes it is yes oh yes oh but oh man you have more money than I do yeah boy here we go I'm really early on the board here we go or you can skip it I gotta do it Oh cuz you have one too yeah of course here's a great opportunity for you to repay the other 50% of that bro time oh this isn't the time yeah oh that's weird alright I have too much on the line here to do it man yeah it's immediately bad it's immediately bad drop out Felipe oh you son of a [ __ ] yeah yeah what are you talking about I wanted to give me your railroad yeah true you are anti broening me right I know right now look this isn't part of the bro codes yeah that's amazing this is not I still have the 50% bro to give you oh man and I could have said that that was a hundred percent of my bro on that situation and I think it probably would have flown I can't I can't pay a hundred dollars to you every time I land on a railroad oh my god Aaron you.your I'm revoking your your bro privileges which included seeing my my-my-my junk and dick my actual stomach is turning mmm you are a real piece of work you are the stuff that bros used to be made of bro that is an expensive railroad look man I'm going through the same thing I'm just doing it in silence you are so not bro e right now I love rolling man I'm sorry oh you you sassafras you're a sassafras right now believable this is what's happening right now it is now twice the price I'm counting this against your bro what do you mean I already bro do you and I saw the bro in the in the wing in the bank me dropping out now would be a real bro move but it's not happening but it's not you you've you violated the sanctity this is my only stake in the game aside from the blues yeah for the thing I brewed to you how dare you sir look dude there's other bro portunities happening there's gonna there's so much more bro pretty yeah it's one better than 311 one hundred better than let there three there down down come on bro oh my god fine oh geez gee-whiz you know the only reason that I went that high is because you paid 400 for yours yes I did yes I did otherwise I would have been like this is way too much boy you are yeah but I'm a real piece of work fudged right now ain't guys do [ __ ] alright you'll make it all back as soon as people land on your railroads hope so oh boy oh that hurts me inside you broke my heart iron dude I still got that in the wings dude when there's a situation where you better help a bro out on those magentas with the Browns I'm saying man they're gonna go look i'm that's gonna be it he's gonna duck out four hundred and eleven dollars man oh there goes philippe just like we said yeah he's saving all his cash to totally rock us damn I remember what I paid four hundred for like the first blue yeah two hundred we were so young god Philippe that's when we thought property was like the name of the game like with other monopolies yeah yeah I'm so remorseful yeah but you would have had to pay $400 for that $200 but someone decided to drive the price up just a pinch just a pinch am two of them it's such a bigger thing for it so what you're saying is of course I couldn't help you look how good it was for me yes yeah this situation you were in what the blues was not super beneficial to you was only to choke me out in the Grail Road situation I also had a really big stake in the game so in a similar situation with the [ __ ] Electric Company I was like you know what I'm gonna bro this but it wasn't even I even valued that situation of like okay well this isn't an equivalent bridge I have so I'm half bro I have to pay you 200 and then later why 200 because it paid double when you roll did you get like a thin card or something I don't know that really [ __ ] sucks [Music] why do you I don't understand Oh does it yeah you got one of the cards it's like go to River rapid ride and then pay double oh well I'm just gonna stop bitching yeah you [ __ ] better I'm furious at you right now no what do you mean I had to pay for hundreds of dollars in Federale Road the double standards are agonizing it's not a double standard I don't know what you're talking about dude we just played like two or three games are you [ __ ] it wouldn't trade me [ __ ] yeah but there wasn't like the food oh my god you're gonna win you're gonna win why does this keep happening I don't know that's really strange yeah I mean I'm not I wouldn't trade you [ __ ] because we were just playing Monopoly against each other now there's that been this false [ __ ] bro code established where I helped you and then you [ __ ] me dude there's still a bro code in the wings bro I'm just watching I'm watching I'm watching the [ __ ] is happen right before my eyes that was that was a single situation and there's no way I could have known two people were gonna land on a thing and get double I'm watching it right now with my eyes okay this friendship is over I'm just visiting my jail friends oh boy dude that's a sick four bucks yeah I love it all right listen if it comes to the magentas and we'll help you out thank you homie I told you I still have a bro code in the wing yeah just cuz it wasn't applied then because that was like the one thing that I was going for in this entire game yeah literally yeah it's kind of like not even a code really it's just sort of like a whim it's like a bro whim when you feel like it we do with the railroads oh boy okay it was a redeemable coupon and I told you and I used that terminology Wow like I put myself on out on a limb for you and you know what you and happily accepted my bro coupon you for the electric you turned around you put your penis right in my face [Laughter] [Music] okay you got that coupon bro mmm thank you I can't wait to redeem it at a time of your choosing thank you and thank you Aaron I know you would have fought harder for that that doesn't count though you know what just I'm just being a bro at that point yeah that that's a bro moon that wasn't a broku I think we've said the word bro more in this episode than we have in every other episode of game grumps combined I was just getting some bro goodwill yeah yeah you're like bro side and the Lord of the brush and that's $25 this guy coaster look at this man come back up it's great it'd be better if it was 50 but you know sure I would even why would I even mention that why without after deposit no I don't know man I mean that's not a real bro thing for you to do mention that out it's already feeling pretty broad about it grubby hands yeah yeah yeah I'll take it don't worry bro I got this you sure you can duck out okay damn a man really wants oh wow yo man Dynes not [ __ ] around no but I can't give it to her with all that cash - holy [ __ ] Oh Aaron come on man died don't do this yes that's a lot of cash yeah well done em that was like a universal bromance bro that is bro coded we've calmed down we all we we took a walk hmm was an emotional round of Monopoly in yesterday's session I'm sure that the comment section was quite emotional too we made like a real-life Fight Club just to just to get it out yep so really we beat the [ __ ] out of Jared Leto cuz Aaron said he wanted to destroy something beautiful yeah well not anymore oran to destroy a cult leader I guess because that's a thing now apparently what jared leto yeah he's a cult leader now say what yeah he's got like an island he charges people to come and worship him and then there's like the ultra package where you get to like hang out with him one on one which means that he has sex with you and Wow really and he wears like the white robes and he does like the sermons and stuff yeah man I don't know if that's true or not or if you're just making it up it's it's 100% true Google Jared Leto Cole who has the [ __ ] time because he started called I think literally on Twitter he was like yeah it's a cult like wow I just don't get it man like I like just doing grumps episodes it's hard enough I always get the time to start their own religion about themselves oh I feel like this person see in front of the chain-link fence standing there looks like someone works at Subway on their break man you really do feel when you don't land on a property a lot more what trade trade with me yeah oh she wants that orange oh $233 for the orange orange that you paid 400 something for I don't think so Timmy all right I'll counteroffer all of her properties and $400 all right that's what I want good luck so do we have a deal Oh a double counter no I don't think so instead of 600 how about no money not interested yeah it's fine that's all there is to it cotton-candy that keeps your money and tries to figure out how to screw you over further at a later time I'm not figuring anything out I've figured out how to bro you right now that's the only thing I care about that's a very sweet the formal bro coupon thank you a man Dean for that like what 12 bucks just good rolls I guess I guess paid a lot of money to the railroads oh and cotton candy oh that's sweet delicious cotton can now you know where your money went Felipe by just watching it go it's the worst swear to God I really want that last blue hit me with a three no I got I gave you a 3 no thanks okay what is that that's one after the that's it Oh all right listen doesn't this put me in an awkward position listen I get it listen I I preface this I get it okay okay all right cool oh yeah they're out Oh God are you trying to ruin our friendship do the $10.00 thing to pretend like maybe it won't be that bad I'll tell you what yeah if you if you bid it uh if you bid higher right well I won't I'm not gonna bid again so if you want it's yours to 540 it'd be 541 but yeah games horrible why do we play this [ __ ] are we doing to ourselves all I'm thinking is like and then you'll have a hundred dollars and you can't do anything about it wait what uh all right it's yours it's mine it's mine I don't I didn't mean to I'm gonna be honest wait what are you serious the wrong button why are you freaking serious yeah all right I'll give it here really yeah are you sure yeah like if you didn't mean to I just can't stop bro in you know it's yours it's here it's your turn oh oh this isn't a bro move I keep it like really yeah all right hey free parking neato what if you what if you didn't want to well like if you did though uh-huh what was it for 50 it was five five fifty five forty five five forty yeah but if you'd like if you did though mmm-hmm are you asking me for a bro move I would it's not a bro move I'm just asking if you would do it or not I said I would okay but this isn't a bro move oh just a move it's most definitely approve of well then keep it okay okay cool I'm not asking for bro favors here you still got one of the wings bro don't damage it she's gonna press the right button because then two bros two bros will end the game for me one bros is acceptable one bro gives you a monopoly her two boroughs gives you a monopoly I mean the only monopoly of the game I'll take the bro move if you're still offering you are a piece of work all right oh hell yeah okay and look I fully accept that it's a bro mover you got that mengapa dude I got 21 bucks counter off oh don't give me a counteroffer for eight 486 bucks whatever you know what counteroffer split the difference [Laughter] 800 wasn't that what you offered before yeah but 599 deal Oh suck my dick is hard Oh actually negotiating humming up coming up she came up through he went out one counter $5.99 offered last time oh yeah I know but she still went up oh my god about 598 I love that well that god damn it stupid [ __ ] system I got it like I gotta do it gradually that's not that big a difference how about 590 okay deal okay I'm gonna fight her yeah man oh God she's definitely she doesn't give a [ __ ] it's it's gonna go to 17 she's gonna be like I'm out too rich for my blood well it's already 110 oh [ __ ] oh dude oh my god okay there's hope you know what good for you I'm really happy yeah me too man yeah well the devil attacks though oh that sucks yeah dude II didn't have money man [ __ ] you've spent $400 on ice cream in this game it's a lot of delicious ice cream you know I'm seriously considering taking a man Dynes deal okay all right fine no I mean do it if you feel like it's right it's not right okay I'm just being greedy I just want to be able to put houses and yeah I get it I mean is anything really gonna hit me at you will your your Browns will hit me only two spaces on the board I know but move your call bud you know what [ __ ] it let's do it all right let's see how this works let's see how this plays out all right she is on mortgage so of course she is yeah all right I'm gonna buy some houses yeah shits about to get very real for everybody nice oh god thanks for taking that taking the hit for daddy Oh Oh what no no no it saves the it's you can keep playing the game or not so maybe ah like maybe are we still recording yes okay they were like maybe there was just too many shenanigans and we bought too many houses at once that it crashed the software I'm scared so intense it's like turn to everyone just had a heart attack jeez Louise okay I'll play again like 300 bucks yeah yeah oh man dine thank you see that's how much I wanted you to pay me for the [ __ ] property all right Felipe land on my [ __ ] Blues do it do it you coward do it deep pockets McGee three five or six come on you got it oh my god yes yes 300 bucks from Felipe to me baby oh man oh man suck it suck it good Felipe just just gobble it down that's it bro bro now's the time for this coupon to redeem itself all right let's roll I'm going in for you Thank You homey bro I'm out ha bro there you go all right there it is right brow brow we're even brown bro we're also Eve it's all bro down yes okay I love the bro E goodness we've been with its ben brode dude it we've been we've been growing for a long time bro this this is this is hurting me bro this hurts me bro like I don't want to bro I don't want to not be a bro same time it's like tubing up three monopoly monopoly I know I know but I can't afford to put anything on them that's the pain that's the bro pain you know no bro I can't do it oh boy okay yeah that was tough bro huh it's okay broke and we just like just a mutual bro edge of like bro don't call me bro I bro it yeah I wish everyone else was dead man that sucks was she doing oh boy a man dying I'm in jail I can't get it I know I know I just lost out on like a thousand dollars unless [ __ ] ice cream really let's see what happens oh never mind it's ice cream no my god really guys cream ice cream should be erased from the board once you're at a certain point in the game it's like there's too much problems on the board anyway like why does it need to be [ __ ] ice cream yeah like I don't have enough to worry about in my life yes I'm telling you Felipe's just walking money like I'm just like Gladish it hasn't been doing much back to jail for you oh that sucks I know it's not good he he's the bringer of the cash now I know we want him out of jail free roaming the streets where he could lose all his money to us five seven or eight not good not good oh my god I'm done son dude forget that yeah oh I am done Yin rings you have so many properties oh and so much five hundred and fifty dollars I mean what is that that's that's that's a railroad that's your two utilities yeah boy ruff and Lake your Reds that's what's not so bad and [ __ ] you ice cream I even kept like I even didn't go crazy just for just in case yeah I have to mortgage hot dogs [Music] okay Dan you know I only have 30 bucks no I will give you 6 bucks it's ok it's ok I it's in it's inevitable I can I'll buy it back if I could me if I can you saw the house dude oh no no no it's alright I'm pretty defeated no man dude you get one hit on that Brown property you're back in the game baby yeah I'll make back half of what I just lost ok well more than half isn't it 250 the first ones 250 the second ones 450 oh [Music] that's our worst one are you serious hundred dollars Wow a man dying played us for fools yo hold on a second no bad there's no there 25 bucks oh geez at 75 each so that's 100 fits 225 that I have I'm done yeah that's it I'm done you wanna take back that trade from earlier like I wish right she's wow really you're just dying I'm done I can't Oh bad have enough value here to leave me in this nightmare well at least she didn't get anything no that's true oh my god Aaron hey you can come back man it's very Swift oh no she took the blues and in the oh gosh yeah one read that I had I didn't realize that when she bankrupts here she just gets the baby just take all your stuff oh she has all the railroads now oh my god she's a nightmare I wish I could take control of Felipe oh man I wish before you'd gone bankrupt you just swung a really favorable trade to agro yeah you know what you could have before you declare bankruptcy yeah my could've it's alright I totally would have done that that's very kind of you yeah then but then we could have been like the game grumps because you know I'd let you sleep on in like a guest room I never leave you on the street I don't think I had I don't know if I had the possibility to though oh can I go back in time dude like everything you did in this game is coming home to roost it's amazing this is the clown parade hey dude you gotta get it done right now yeah and I know that's our next role you've gotta get okay dude I am stressed the [ __ ] out all right all right okay let's unmoor gauge this stator there okay can she land on everything [Music] do it baby what was it eight ten or eleven yep that's it yeah oh maybe oh my god maybe she'll get the thing dude if that happens yes a thing dude dude dogs dang oh and that totally ruins yeah fiddle-dee-dee you know what I would roll first yeah I have to oh that's not good no that's good that's right to do that's that's jail that's visiting jail oh thank god don't thank God it is true that is true okay dude you're doing a Hail Mary right yeah yeah I'm just going for it oh my god I wish I could will it too and to exist that BRS I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm I got the I got the fingers crossed I got the arms crossing at the legs from these guys babe you too - well they're a - did appear so thank you for your effort let's ride man I really tried I'm now officially doing this on behalf of the bros if it's grump bro versus a man Dinah leap romp brawl say as long as I don't land on a six eight or nine okay now I just mom I just needed to not be the thing just kill the man don't be the thing all right dude put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's bread delicious bread sourdough you went bankrupt so fast did you really have to yeah I 800 I mean that was feel like you could have recovered at least stayed in the game I'd like 300 on my houses I had 300 on my railroads oh no Philippe has the other one it's not going on no okay oh no but it could be bad excellent okay oh boy Oh No hey my god comedy man how many times how many times can this luck hold up you know what it doesn't matter it's holding up okay that's it I miss not having you around I really do oh sweet my mortgage you mean they missed having me around no no I mean I miss like you not being part of this who Philippe no you I'm not part of this I know that's what I'm saying I miss I miss you being part of it okay that's what I thought cuz you said I miss you not being part of this Oh I'm sad that you're not a part of this as well yeah my my brain is fried it was like but that's what's happening right now yeah are you alright this is a house auction you're all competition around the right to place the last house take turns doing create really Wow I mean you would buy her out I guess so I guess you can't hang with me right now once out already [Applause] that's nice okay cool love it neat oh man jeez but I can't it's not like a huge difference but now well actually that is a huge difference well if they land on that Tiguan for 50 G's a hotel yeah alright just cleared up some houses for you hey Philippe is right about to hit that yeah hit that [ __ ] Philippe I can hit that [ __ ] as hard as he wants it's yours daddy oh that's a little roll dandy thread the needle dude he is going straight for your properties oh my god bye it's okay Philippe don't even don't even don't even trip chub dude I can't believe this is actually going on this is happening I thought for sure this would just be a massacre me too I thought it would be over real fast Philippe you're beautiful four-fifty baby Oh give it it directly into my five hundred people he's giving you the problem all right dude right all right you got big blue and you got two yellows it's you and me a man time you monster oh my god this is real this is so real real God how real this is oh god I'm scared to roll with the props I better just roll you know not a five seven or eight Oh [Music] but I still need it to not be the bad one at all here comes I'm some sweatin bullets dude sick as hell dude you have a chance at that yellow or that blue dude you are like so baller right now I'm gonna I'm gonna rock your socks ooh you better rock her socks Oh God just can't get snake eyes and yeah seriously Oh God we both saw it at the same time really no Oh panting over here okay oh no oh god please give it to me human Lord no dang it squeezing my legs I'm nervous I'm nervous right now it's a seven dude five or seven come on come on see that seven yeah okay all right we're not out of the woods yet oh my god dude dude that rule yes but she has plenty of properties that she can draw that's fine dude that that's fine just start bleeding or minute all right okay what does she sell I don't know maybe one of our hotels a mortgage to the remaining green oh boy Oh God look at all those houses maybe gonna thousand bucks dude ah so excellent so excellent okay just by that remaining helm yeah yeah it's time it's the move whoops you know what I'm not regretting I'm not regretting just going bankrupt now like really this is exciting this is so dramatic I know it really is intense every turn is full of perils it's almost relaxing to go bankrupt yeah I'm solved yeah whatever it's just a game what don't I want five seven or eight yikes all right she got me back yeah but okay but I can play it I can afford it Oh God all right okay now I need a five seven or 800 God it's agony five seven or eight those are so common yeah come on this is perfect please do it for today get that eight get that eight here comes the five and uh [Music] okay we're in business baby stay at my hotel you beautiful turtle this is making me calm dude I'm close myself okay there's 750 right back in your pocket dude okay boy this game is nuts all right what's she do Oh God I'm gonna give it right back to her if I land on either of those three oh god what is it what is it can you be in jail for a while well you gotta collect money six eight or nine is what I can't roll oh my god hold perfect wow that's a hundred bucks but hey yeah fine it's less than 800 yes take it all what am I trying to get from her the yellow oh so just give her you know like your utilities cuz their mortgage like what do you give a [ __ ] you know we got a deal baby holy [ __ ] all right that rules that is pretty good that was a good that was a good idea went straight to jail oh god damn it yeah but no you can freely go past the gauntlet now cuz she's in jail oh my god you're right good call Erin you're a genius ro I'm your [ __ ] you might you're my god you're my fairy godmother of jail yo I'm like I'm like little max who's the other guy doc doc I'm like your doc dude yeah out of there yeah take roll that nine just out of small yeah justjust as like a real oh I would have hit it - holy [ __ ] yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah dude poof you are a mean guy I love it you're brilliant Oh love this love this love what's happening right now yeah that was brilliant have thought of that do any stretch you just repaid your bro move dude dude that's some Oh G right there you were my absolute bro three or four nope that won't work okay yeah but now after this turn I mean [ __ ] buy those houses on those yellows baby yeah yeah now it's time that should lock down dude if I can't Oh what we need that's a pretty high number maybe that maybe that that's it do say it heard is that did she thread the needle dude she did it she landed on your mother's full circle baby oh man that is so funny oh man brutal oh just to pay off the parade of clown and one of the railroad yay yay holy fog dude hurry up and die dude not in any way out of the way and believe this is so intense okay I don't want to roll anymore go to jail please oh no oh no it's the chance oh god oh god oh god oh god down reinforce just a consulting fee he said dogs for my birthday dude that's like more than a 10th of her money oh oh yes yes she has to mortgage she's bleeding right now ah there goes another railroad I guess goodbye the only thing worse would be to roll an ice cream right now yes it would oh here I go it's a sex no oh oh I might have just hit her thing again but that's only like 400 right oh yeah I could survive it's definitely a survival move okay you got that blue I got that blue I think that blue will pay for it oh maybe it's an expensive one it's like a 400 other property isn't it dude no all right straight away dawn babe yes I'd love nothing more it's a bad run but you know what this is gonna be good ones afterwards okay thanks Erin I'm telling you okay here we go oh Jesus God no five seven or eight is what we don't want eight is what I got oh [ __ ] is done Yin rings oh yeah you oh god man I just couldn't get I just couldn't get the rolls all right are you do your your participating in this I mean I'll start I'll try I'll say how it goes you're giving her exactly what she wants was that the son of a fart bring it was okay hate it hate it hate to see hey just see it oh man I just couldn't get it what a bummer I was so close okay dude I mean what do you get your I got to mortgage my clown parade it's still not gonna be enough now I got a mortgage everything yeah you're killing your value right now yeah oh damn no dude what I mean what's my choice no I got no choices oh oh my heart I know it hurts can't take it hurts so bad I guess the Browns yeah I mean the 25 bucks for a hotel's nothing nothing but she has no chance of hitting me up this one not I need to try to get something that you know I know all right all right well I survived at least okay back we go ok 3 5 6 3 5 6 yeah I'm begging you it's a lot many gods yeah it's it's all we got baby money bags Phyllis and George roll again yeah I know right let my pain and that's right it's not the railroad yeah I know it's a grace it's ok she's going she's just rolling yeah oh and she's out are you serious oh damn it good put that threads the needle no and she has hot dogs this [ __ ] sucks oh alright fortune oh maybe it's horrible but we'll say I can't afford the doctors fees I can't afford the doctors visits I mean what is this America yes holy crap ok ooh dude hit me with that 3 or 4 just do it am and I'm just why can't you be [ __ ] cool it comes with three Agni I've had two badly people who even does know what it is it's you okay great which is the skipper yeah that's right yeah oh yeah I'm doing that every time there may be but nobody believes people don't want people in the potatoes are my friend the potatoes are my friend Oh baby the claw god oh my god please please yes the property gods oh they get $200 their robot factory they passed all of my things you've gotta be a man [ __ ] ma'am and I'm there buyin they're buying Oh almond dine is buying right now can I skip this part nope no no I got a watch I got a watch as it happens yeah see you through baby oh god oh no that's not good just a that's not okay we're good okay all right you know what I've landed on the sky shooter three times no two times and you know what I landed on it twice yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna just accept that this was a man Dynes to win with dude yeah congratulations man hey man you stuck it out for a long yeah yeah I hung in there congratulations a man I'm game finished oh the golden turtle oh nice that was a three-hour game of Monopoly oh my god whoa let's jam maybe maybe we got a bunch of stuff and on the go tile Oh camera Thanks oh we got balloons a gold balloons that's that we almost got the motorcycle Oh Herron well the most important thing is that we're bros that's true man do you know we ended that on bro yeah we ended on tweet we things got a little dicey there around episode 2 or 3 but we ended it on a strong bro note strong bro note and what unifies people more than the hatred the mutual hatred of someone else the [ __ ] robot turtle yep no the enemy of my enemy is my friend that's right love you everybody let us know what you think of this this House Rules thing this that seem like yeah that was fun that was interesting that was more fun than than usual monopoly was really intense alright lots of love everyone bye bye

Channel: John Odd

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Length: 58min 39sec (3519 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 09 2020