- Three, two, action. (upbeat guitar music) (air blows) (laughter) (air blows) (flute music) (laughter) - Keep playing. Sal, Sal! Keep playing. Sal, keep on playing. - You're not allowed to say cut, Sal. - Charlotte, get in there. Play that song, Charlotte. (laughter) (flute music) The message is getting through, Joe. You're being charmed. - Sal, not yet. Don't call cut! - Dance it out, Charlotte, dance it out. (laughter) - Look at sal! (laughter) - [Joe] Here we go, here you go, Sal. Bring it down. - Here we go. Imagine you're starting
a city from scratch. What well-known leaders
of the world would serve as an inspiration for your city? Jennifer, what'd you have? - Madeleine Albright and, uh, Obama. - Joe? - I put the man that made birth control. (laughter) Don't know his name, but I'm pretty sure it was a man. But I know his work. (laughter) - [Q] Look at Sal. - What kind of people do you
visualize moving to this city? - Of course, I thought
hopefully it's a melting pot. I'd like to know people of other races. Indian, Asian, African, South American, Antarctican, Puerto Rican, and women. And I thought also it might
be cool to have some winners of "The Voice" there. (laughter) - [Q] Sal's losing it. Sal's losing it. (laughter) Full tears just straight down his face. - [Q] You wrote it, how
could you find it this? - 'Cause hearing Joe say it
is a different thing, right? - [Joe] Here we go, buddy. - Ready for this? You're just gonna reply adios, muchacho. (laughter) - I'm already on board. - Okay, is that 'cause I'm Spanish? - Yeah, yeah. - Goodbye friend, goodbye pal. - How's your day in the park, all right? Having fun? - Sal, you there, bud? - Come in for Sal. - [Q] Hey bud, it's Brian. - Hey buddy, I'm just
over by Jurassic World just cleaning up. - Okay, just wanted to let you know I just got back from the doctors and it's not looking good for me. (laughter) - It's his time. (dramatic coughing) He don't sound good. - So cold. (whistles) - Adios, muchacho. (laughter) - Go on, Sal. Make first contact. He's done 130 episodes and this moment is still as awkward to him. (laughter) - It's really warm out here, huh? - Wait till she takes a huge bite and then start talking to her. Wait till she one throats a (beep) Pret A Manger chicken avocado sandwich and then start the conversation. You (beep) idiot. - Get up and leave.
- Get up and walk away. - Hold on, wait till
she takes a phone call and tell her, how about them Yankees? You (beep) idiot. Look at him, look at him! (laughter) She's (beep) one throating it and you try to start a
convo about the weather. She's (beep) going to town on that thing like it owes her money. - [Q] And now he's just
laughing like the joker for no discernible reason. - [Murray] A grown man crying on a bench. (laughter) - It's crazy how warm it got out here. It was so windy before. (laughter) - That was easy. We didn't have to give 'em anything. - Here we go. Looking for Juanita Indacaboosa. (laughter) - [Joe] Juanita Indacaboose. - Juanita Indacaboosa? No? (laughter) - Why don't we just put up
the score board right now and just want put a thumbs down for him. - Daniel Picnic Handsomes, US Coast Guard? (laughter) - [Joe] That was a smile, he saved it. - He held it in. - Heimlich. (chuckles) (laughter) - That's one. Ding! Who you calling? There's no lifeline, Regis. - I just wanted to make a note that this one is so (beep) stupid. - That's the game. - Heimlich Manure. (laughter) No? Let's go through it. Eetwont Flush. (laughter) - [Q] Eetwont Flush.
- Ew. Eetwont Flush. I can't, this can't be. Son Ambulance. (silly music) Son Ambulance? (laughter) - No Son Ambulance. - Ita Dapeeza. (laughter) Ita Dapeeza. - [Murray] Eat the pizza. - Ita Dapeeza, Ita Dapeeza! - Here we go, last couple here. (laughter) - Oh! - Faith Bitch. (laughter) Faith Bitch. - I don't know what's
going on, I don't know. You know what it is? Old (laughs). (laughter) - That's got him! - I'm gonna bet dollars to donuts nobody here is Ol' Fashioned Handy. (laughter) Old Fashioned Handy. Well, that's all the names I have. We're through the list I have. There's five remaining people. Oh, just ask them their names? (laughter) - Sal, start shopping
out of people's hands. Whatever they grab is
the thing you wanted. The lady with the denim shirt. - Oh, I thought you were putting it down. - No, no, no. (laughter) - Sal, everything she picks, you want. Every one. (laughter) And just keep holding 'em. - This one looks nice. (laughter) - Keep going, do it again. (laughter) Are you taking them all? - I was just looking if this fits me. - Oh, okay.
- Thank you, thank you. (laughter) - Listen, everything I go to pick up, you pick up right in front of me. - She's on to you. Take the head off her head. (laughter) - [Murray] She's holding it! She won't let go! - I was just looking at it. - Oh really, let me show you something. - What? This one. - [Q] She's gone! (laughter) - She did the old tap on the shoulder. - [Q] Wow. - We're also collecting
money for charity today. - I can't even look.
- Oh my God, Sal. - And I will. It's a really good cause. - No, no! - I've been collecting
for it for years now. It's my own charity that I made up. (laughter) (laughter) I'm so sorry. I have this, I'm so sorry. - Oh (beep). - Yeah, yeah, for what? - Well--
- [Joe] Now. - For this. - [All] Now, now, now! - [Sal] Oh my God. - Now, now. - Oh my God, sorry. Oh my God, oh my God. - [Joe] Now, now!
- Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- [Joe] Now! - You seem like a great guy. (laughter) - Now! - You could do, are you from New York? - I'm not, I'm touring. - So you're visiting then?
- [All] Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. - How long are you here for?
- [All] Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. - I'm done, I'm done. I'm done. - We got him!
- Nice.
The video is only 8 minutes and 45 seconds, not nine minutes.
What a ripoff.
Love him.