Okay here we go do the honors? Okay, ready, bud? Here we go. Okay, ready?
One, two... Q: Does this place
look familiar at all? [ Dramatic music plays ] Soak it in, buddy. [ Laughter ] Now, do you remember when you dropped tarantulas on me, my friend? We all did. [ Laughs ] You seemed
to enjoy it just a little bit more
than everybody else. Don't come near. No -- pumpernickel,
pumpernickel. Pumpernickel! Stop! [ Laughing ]
You're a grown man screaming "pumpernickel" in a warehouse. [ Laughter ] Instead of covering you with tarantulas, we're gonna cover you
with kitty cats. [ Laughter ] No, you're not. Oh, yeah, we are. Oh, yeah. And don't worry, buddy. If you start panicking,
just say, "Whole wheat." You just say,
"Whole wheat." It's a safe word,
buddy. Tarantulas cannot attack you like a cat can. They can't attack you that swiftly. They can't bite you.
They can't scratch you. Of course
they can bite you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Catnip. [ Laughter ] Oh, I do not like this. [ Exhales deeply ] [ Drill whirs ] Q: Let's get this started. Sal: And the punishment begins... All: ...now. Okay.
Let's bring them in. What is that? [ Eerie music plays ] Murr:
There they are. [ Laughter ] Oh --
What the [bleep] is that? Q: Those are
5-week-old kittens, buddy. Aww.
They are adorable. Oh, God.
That looks like it was... [ Laughter ] Oh, it's meowing. [ Laughter ] One more!
Bring him one more! -One more cat.
-...My [bleep] face off. [ Laughter ] There you go, buddy.
You survived phase one. All right. Let's take out the kittens. Bring in the next phase of life. Phase of life? There's one other phase --
kittens, cats. [ Laughter ] Here we go, bud. [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Laughter ] Oh, my God. Joe:
Those are cats! Guys, I can't do it. Wait. Wait. Before you do it --
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait. Please --
Whole wheat, please. Before you do it,
can you just tell them -- Guys. Oh, my God. He's scared of kittens. Here's cat number one. [ Cat meows ] [ Laughter ] There's another one. Two cats! [ Laughter ] Can they sense my fear? [ Laughter ] Oh. [ Laughter ] You looked less scared when
there was a tarantula on you. I know.
This is crazy. Oh, my [bleep] [ Laughter ] My balls. I can't do this. I'm afraid they're gonna sense
how afraid I am. [ Cat hisses ] Oh, my God. Please. Stop.
They're fighting. [ Laughter ] [ Cat meows ] [ Laughter ] [ Weakly ]
Please. Whole wheat. Q: Did you say,
"Whole wheat"? I couldn't hear
what you said. The cat's sitting on your mike. We can't hear you. [ Laughter ] Sal: [ Weakly ] Whole wheat.
I'm saying, "Whole wheat." You're 40 years old saying
"whole wheat" in a warehouse. [ Laughter ] Okay.
Phase three. Oh, what is that? That's a steak. Q: That's a steak. No. No. You've got Plexiglass
around you. Is that
to keep things in? Or to keep things out? [ Laughter ] What is that? What is that? Please. [ Laughter ] Don't --
Oh, you [bleep] [ Laughter ] Let's get the last cat in here. The biggest and best cat that we know. Please, don't.
Don't, please. If this is a tiger, do not let it get in this thing, please. You don't know
what these things -- They're trained.
You don't even know. Look what happened
to Roy. [ Laughter ] Here we go -- the biggest cat of all. Murr: Uh-oh. My favorite cat. Uh-oh! [ Laughter ] [Bleep] cat. I hate this [bleep] cat. This cat keeps coming back. [ Laughter ] And... Joe:
There you go. Yeah! [ Laughter ] Hump, Benjamin.
Benjamin, hump.
This guy spent years convincing his friends he's afraid of cats so he could escape his real fear. It's like, "You know what scares me? Attractive people. For the love of all that is good and right, don't leave me in here with attractive people."
Never admit your real fear to anyone. Especially friends.
I didn't want to like this show but it cracks me up every time I watch it. LARRY!
Has he ever talked about why he's so afraid if cats?
I get extremely terrified when someone starts to tickle me, that at points i get aggressive.
its complete torture
watching him get ticklish at the end made me nervous.
I've seen the show but still don't know why he is afraid of cats. Unless they explained it in an episode
Cruel but funny, at least this episode.