If You LIE and Say You Know the Owner...Get His Name Right! | Embarrassing Stories About Liars

hello my wonderful beautiful friends welcome back to an episode where people say they know the owner when they don't and the stories are super cringy and embarrassing guys i know it's been a while since i've done an episode like this and today i've got some lovely stories for you where people lie to employees to their face to try to get what they want it's ridiculous guys be sure to hit that subscribe button because i've got a ton of subscriber submissions that i'm going to go through so you don't want to miss future stories let's dive in a buddy of mine's family runs a small convenience store bait and tackle shop and i help out every now and then since i work at a gas station like 98 of stores the shop is currently operating on one toilet paper one paper towel item for family policy my friend's dad the owner told me in person that no one is allowed to buy more than one pack of toilet paper per family no ifs ands or butts cue the scene so the cast is me the entitled dad the embarrassed kid the store owner so i'm waiting out the last hour of my shift when the entitled dad and the kid walk in decked out in fishing gear the entitled dad grabs a pack of worms some sodas ice and snacks as he's passing by the toiletry section he grabs four packages of toilet paper i told him i'm sorry sir but the store policy is currently one per family i call that out across the store but the dad ignores me he and the kids select a few more things and walk up to the counter the kid is trying hard not to be seen so i can tell he knows what's coming i said sir unfortunately i'm only able to sell you one toilet paper package right now the dad is getting angry and says well why can't you sell me more i told him due to the pandemic and shortage our store is only allowing one toilet paper item per family he says well there's no sign back there i told him yes there is sir there is a sign every six feet around the store and at the register listing what items are being limited he then tells me well i know the owner and he says it's okay for me to buy as many as i want from here the kid has now retreated to the door clearly wanting to leave and to not be here i said you you spoke to the owner he's getting irritated now and says yes i did now are you gonna ring me up or what i told him i have to make sure and that the owner specifically said that you can buy however much you wanted he tells me yes can you please hurry it up i want to be on the lake soon i told him sir i know the store owner did not say anything to you because i'd have known about it he accuses me of calling him a liar and that he's reporting me to the owner the next time he talks to him i pull out my phone and said how about now you want to give him a call he responded what i'm calling the owner and putting the phone on speaker let's call him right now if he says it's okay i'll ring you up and apologize before the dad can say anything the store owner picks up and says hey op what's up i told him nothing much i have a person here and he says you told him that he could ignore the store policy on toilet paper the store owner on speakerphone says may i have this person's name the dad's face breaks out in hope thinking he's bluffed his way through this and he tells me his name i repeat the name loudly so my boss can hear and my boss on speaker says i don't know who the hell this person is and i have not told anyone that they could ignore the store policy by purchasing more than one you are possibly depriving others that may desperately need the toilet paper and if you're taking a dump so much that you need more than one package i would seriously suggest you consult a doctor not just buy more toilet paper if you can't follow store policy like every other customer that's come in you can leave the store owner hangs up and the dad has his mouth open in shock while the kid is standing there looking like all the major holidays and his birthday are happening today the dad shuts his mouth stands in front of the register for a few seconds and storms out of the store leaving all of his items on the counter guys that is something else i really don't know why the dad even tried to pull that as soon as ob started dialing that phone to call the owner i would have just said you know what never mind i made that whole thing up you know like a person who freaking lies that must have been so embarrassing for the kid to watch his dad have to go through that oh my goodness so a few weeks ago me and my friend went to a yay quarantine is lifted happy hour together she apologized but said she had to invite her mother-in-law because the woman had wanted to go to the same restaurant the same day and might have shown up anyway we were there for maybe 15 minutes and got our drinks and a basket of bread and placed our order for appetizers we were seated indoors in nice air conditioning in comes the mother-in-law we see her and my friend let's call her emily waves at her she waves back but is still at the hostess stand waiting for a good 10 minutes a long time when you're sitting there trying to wonder what she's doing when we already have a table the restaurant was for sure as busy as heck and had to wait the poor hostess look disgruntled finally mother-in-law comes over and sits down she says so i asked for a patio table and told her that i know the owner and they always take care of me we were uncomfortable because we hadn't wanted one we hadn't wanted to go outside at all but she did not ask us and just went for it i honestly knew this was gonna get worse 10 or 15 minutes later she's twisting around and making a show of how she's looking for someone she says i always sit at the bar and never pay for my drinks they always buy my drinks for me i think that's the owner right there with his friends she points to a group of people standing and laughing she says his name's uh john i think the waiter comes over she complains that we still haven't been reset he says he'll check up on it and she says i know the owner i want to table over by them now just pull up some chairs the waiter tried to explain that they're only allowed to seat every other table and there weren't free ones available she looks indignant and says i'm gonna go over there and ask him myself don't make me talk to the owner the waiter leaves and she starts complaining to us about something or other emily had warned me that mother-in-law is a bit much she waves again at a passing waiter that isn't our guy and he comes over mother-in-law says is that the owner over there the waiter says yeah that's him she then asked what's his name again the waiter tells her it's mark so she jumps up and runs over there arms wide open and pretends like she knows him and she says oh my god mark i haven't seen you in forever it's so good to see you she did not even know his name he looked at her shocked and dumbfounded we were forced by her to move to a table next to his group where he did not once speak to her but she kept twisting to make eyes at him she even bought him a shot and he did not accept it the bill for the end of the night was 370 both emily and my mother-in-law ordered food to go for their husbands i had the waiter split my check off from theirs mother-in-law insisted that she pay the rest herself without emily pitching in emily was uncomfortable but she got the tip instead sounds good right like a generous ending no emily told me a week later that mother-in-law emailed the restaurant and threw a fit saying that the bill was wrong and how dare they mischarge her and it was so unprofessional and how the three of us could not have racked up that much we were there for four hours and they both ordered premium stuff from the non-happy hour menu it was 100 accurate i am so embarrassed and never want to go anywhere with her again that mother-in-law is something else that is so cringy oh what's the owner's name mark and then she proceeds to run up to a person whom she doesn't even know [Music] so this just happened today i work in a small retail store from hell in a high-end mall we carry many brands of bags and one brand we will call tea mind you in this mall there's also the main store for the brand tea where they carry more products from that brand they're the competition since they're the main store so on sundays we closed at 6pm this loud woman and her husband walk in at 5 50. guess who's going home late again she grabs a backpack and she asked how much is this tea backpack i want to buy it for my husband i told her well it's usually this price however the store's offering a small 10 discount on it because of mother's day she responded only 10 off that's it well the store t is offering more than that they're doing 15 off i told her that's not possible since we carry the same exact brand and we have the same prices plus the brand notifies us whenever there's a sale the lady changes her story and says actually no not t store i saw this same exact backpack in another store downtown the lady offered me 15 off i asked her what store it was and she said downtown i said okay maybe it's a different model i can scan the bag and add our 10 discount so it'll be this price plus tax she asked me you're not gonna give me a discount i told her sorry the discount offered is ten 10 the lady then raises her voice and says but the lady downtown offered me 15 off i know the owner at the store can't you call the owner so he can give me an additional 5 percent call him call him because the customer is always right so calling the owner is a no since he hates to be called over things we already know i told her i can't call the owner he let us know yesterday that we're allowed to give 10 discount maximum on any store item no more than that she went on and said but the woman downtown showed me her screen that the system lets her give 15 off can't you do that i told her she's absolutely right i can put in whatever discount in the system i can put 15 or even 20 but the owner strictly said 10 only t store isn't even doing any discount at all the lady then says come on the owner should offer more than that i chose not to respond and ignore her at this point to avoid escalating the situation her husband then tells me it's fine and he'll pay for the bag he hands me his card and then he politely asked me to monogram the bag i monogram it the lady just pulls out her phone and tries to find the bag cheaper and i assumed however she didn't find anything the husband is happy with his bag and thanks me they both exit the store i ended up leaving at 6 30. guys you know what the perfect thing to say in that moment was oh the other store can give you 15 off well you should go to that store instead because we're only giving 10 guys if any of you work in retail know that i have so much respect for you because i'm pretty sure you deal with these people all the time i remember one time where somebody commented and said that one time a customer brought in used underwear saying that they talked to the owner on the phone and the owner gave them the green light to bring them in for returns absolutely disgusting so this happened a couple of weeks ago but it still pisses me off when i think about it my place of work is a family business my grandfather founded our store my dad and mom bought it from him and now i'm working the desk along with some of my siblings my mom and dad did not plan to be soul owners my uncle was very involved with the business and wanted to go in on it with them unfortunately about six months before the deal was supposed to happen he unexpectedly suffered a stroke and died while walking his dogs it was so fast i never got the chance to say goodbye he was out less than two hours after he went down he was young too only 42 my uncle knew the codes to saves passwords to accounts all that and when he went he took all of that with him so it was really difficult to track everything down we now have a memorial photo in the store with his death date and a little message about what he's done for the store every so often a customer who met him once will give us their condolences while i love my uncle and enjoy the memorial picture sometimes it really hurts to have someone who barely knew him try to comfort you while you're just trying to work this one customer took it a step too far as soon as she came in she went to our higher end product and began to complain that everything was too pricey that our prices used to be lower and they weren't before spotting the memorial photo she looks towards me and says oh i know the owner he used to bargain with me all the time it's such a shame because i'm stupid and try to give people the benefit of the doubt i assume she's just giving a weird kind of condolence i don't like talking about him in front of strangers so i switch topics and direct her towards lower end goods that are more in her price range she gives me a weird look and continues on bemoaning our prices and how my uncle would always make them lower for her because again she knew him then out of nowhere as i'm talking about our mid-range product she blurts do you not even care about the discount i used to get i turn totally stone-faced and said as calmly as i can of course i do but unfortunately i can't do anything about it i don't and can not negotiate with you i'd like to say that i blew up and threw her out of the store but in the end she settled on two lower end products and i processed her order as quickly as i could to get her out of my face one thing i did do was simply not inform her on the sale we were having on one of her items whoops we'll just call that fifty dollars the dead uncle fee oh my goodness a man died and you're seriously saying that you know him just to get a discount guys i'm gonna tell you a story one time so one of my co-workers a few years back had decided to quit his job for a competitor company a few weeks after quitting he ended up getting laid off at his new job so a few months later a guy at our work had a heart attack and he passed away and we went to the funeral and he had the gall to show up there and you know what he did the whole time he kept going around to us while everybody was mourning and talking about asking the boss to rehire him some people just give no care in the world and it's all about them my friends and that brings us to another end of an episode where people say they know the owner but they don't guys if you enjoyed the stories today do hit that subscribe button if you missed the last episode i did way back in october and want to hear more stories click right here and i'll see you guys in the next one i love you

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Id: UUKBZYZg87E

Length: 15min 15sec (915 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020