Never LIE About Knowing The Owner... You Look DUMB. | 3 Embarrassing Stories About Liars

hello friends welcome back to another episode of people claiming that they know the owner when they actually don't and the stories are super entertaining these stories are compiled from the tales of retail and the tales from your server subreddits the first story is a woman who tries to get a discount and free donuts by claiming she knows the owner the second story is a scammer who says he knows one of the owners and it gets pretty embarrassing the third story involves a guy in a bar with a friend pretending to be the owner on the phone I hope you stay for all the stories today and subscribe for future videos this story is titled ma'am you're in the wrong town I used to work at a small donut shop or the owner and his ex-wife both owned four stores in two towns when they divorced he took over two in one town and she took over the other two in the other town their daughter was also the manager at my store our stores were kind of set up weird where we had to bake everything at one store and then we'd have a van delivered to the second store in the morning and the guy they were training to run the second store was really bad at knowing when to order a restock I typically switch locations because I can work both of them really well so it's a pretty busy day and my coworker didn't order the refill when we needed it I even reminded him to call when they were running low on stock he said okay then never called so we have almost no doughnuts except for some chocolate dipped a couple filled and some glazed and up pulls this soccer mom with three screaming teens in the back the customer says hi I'd like and then she lists a dozen donuts that we didn't have in stock I replied I'm sorry ma'am we don't have those at the moment we have this our late morning order hasn't been filled and we'll have some more in about an hour the customer then says well that's okay since you don't have the doughnuts I want I'll grab the ones you do have and Linda would give me a discount and some free ones since the doughnuts I want aren't in stock I asked her my friend Linda she owns these shops I said oh yeah no her ex-husband Rick owns these ones the customer looks straight ahead and says nothing I then told her her shop isn't far from here do you still want the donuts we have though she says yes please and took the donuts and paid full price for them and drove off in silence my manager thought it was hysterical and told me yeah if she actually was my mom's friend she would have known who owns which stores ah the name dropper nice try Karen nice try this story's titled there has been some sort of mistake I am the brother of the owner a post on here reminded me of when I used to work at my Italian friends cafe it was a nice 20 style cafe red paint sherab fixtures white and black detailing a man walks in he makes a beeline for the register and says I am the brother of the owner he explains I asked Matthew or mark I asked knowing that the three brothers are named after the first chapters of the Bible I work for Luke so it's obviously not him and the guy responds mark fantastic would you like a coffee while you wait I asked with foolish enthusiasm he responds I'll take a skim flat white absolutely take a seat here while I make your coffee and get your mother I watch as he goes pale and sits uncomfortably he says oh there's no need to get her she's probably tired what a thoughtful son I thought to myself he knows his mother's going through chemo and doesn't want to disturb her I make his coffee and bring it to him and go get his mother from the apartment from above the cafe I said look look how lovely it is that your son has come all the way from a city that's four hours away she stares at him blankly I thought poor mother and her Alzheimer's she didn't recognize her own son they sat and enjoyed their coffee while I retrieved the owner from his consultant with a client I told the owner your brother has come to visit all the way from four hours away the owner asked mark yeah mark joy of Joy's my overworked boss who's running his own business and looking after his sick mother has a surprise family reunion with his brother Luke gets to the table that his mother and Mark are sitting at and his mother's the first to speak she says Luke who is this man I've never seen him in my life i interject and says that's your son don't you recognize him thinking that the Alzheimer's has gotten the best of her and she says I've never seen him before Luke looks at me and says I've never seen him before either Mark stands up and says there's been a mistake before bolting for the door and that my dear friends is how I accidentally scared off a scammer the mother's fine by the way lives in an apartment complex one floor below Luke and turns 90 this year how the heck did the guy think he was gonna get away with that as soon as he heard the employees say oh I'm gonna go get your mom he should have left this story's titled so much stupid background so my stepdad has been the manager at the only bar in the county for 15 years the owners are a group of three brothers who also owned several other businesses in the county as a teen I babysat the owners kids I had my first job washing dishes at the bar and I eventually ended up married to one of the brothers stepsons safe to say my family and the owners family are pretty and mashed but because they owned so many businesses around here everyone knows the brothers all the locals anyway tourists and travelers are a whole other kettle of fish this story happened a few days before Christmas I was covering behind the bar because it was crazy busy with holiday travelers and they needed some help asshat shows up in all of his asshat glory complaining about the highways getting closed down on account of the storm I'm pulling beers for the brothers and their wives and my bar back was running drinks so asshat had to wait a few minutes after dropping the beers off and grabbing limes for my mother-in-law I head back behind the bar javis hats order before refilling the drinks for the rest of the bar the conversations as follows asshat says where have you been I'm a passing customer I shouldn't have to wait half-hour before you take my order at most it was five minutes I said I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir I had to run some drinks out real fast what can I get you he says Beamen coke that's coke not Pepsi and hurry up I'm already sick of being here absolutely I'll just need your ID and that'll be $6 asshat looks at me and says I D look at me I am obviously not a kid just get me the damn drink I told him in this state we ID every person every time regardless of age and I need to see some ID or I can't serve you sir he then says oh really how about I just call the owner and have him sorted out is it worth losing your job in the process but I'll still get my drink you still want to see my ID yes sir I still need your ID and the owner will agree with that at this point the guy actually pulls out his phone and makes a call I don't know who he called but it wasn't one of the brothers whose table I can see from the bar he hands me his phone and an unknown man tells me I need to serve his friends drink or not bother showing up for my next shift I don't have a regular shift I'm covering the regular bartender as a favor to the brothers so I laughed at the unknown person said ok and hung up at this point my mother-in-law and the oldest brother is watching what's happening the oldest brother comes over to find out what's happening he says what's going on over here asshat says this girl refuses to serve me I called the owner and the little idiot still won't get my drink older brother says oh you know the owner yes I do I just called him now get me my drink and this can all go away older brother looked at me and said why won't you get his drink because he refused to give ID well then she can't serve you as hat then says to the older brother do you work here too or are you just being nosy I can have you fired right now older brother responds oh right you said you know the owners older brother then yells out to the other brothers at the other table and said y'all know this guy now everyone in the bar is looking because the brothers are not people you don't notice yelling in a small place the other brothers look confused and say nope the older brother then says and I don't know who you are either asshat either hand over the ID or get the hell out of my bar asshat still refused to show his ID and get kicked out fun times people and so much stupid it's kind of funny and sad that he actually has a guy to pretend to be the owner on the phone I wonder if it works more often than not hello hello I hope you enjoyed the stories in this episode if you like the stories hit that like button and leave a comment if you aren't subscribed you'll want to hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss future stories see you guys in the next 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Channel: DarkFluff

Views: 166,260

Rating: 4.9397664 out of 5

Keywords: IDWHL, i know the owner, undercover boss, fake ceo, embarassing stories, stories about liars

Id: cNdkxPKj9zc

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 20 2020