Did something move? Hey hold on a minute. Shouldn't you be in doggy heaven? Who said that? That would be me. Oh I see you now. Where'd it go? WHERE'D YOU GO? Are you okay? Sorry, as you know, I can't see things that move. That makes no sense. That means you pretty much can't see anything right now. Yeah. Can you see the ground? No. Your fruitful career? No. Mostly everything right now isn't moving. So what the hell does your vision look like? You don't want to know... Hey Doggo! This guy giving you grief? If anything I'm giving him delightful conversation. Who are you talking to David? Shut up Doggo! Do you have to do that every time you two have a conversation? You get used to it. Yo child, you drift? A little bit. I do tend to drift through life If you catch my drift. Haha. Well then said, we'll race you boy! *car honks* And why would I do that? Cuz it'll be cool, and exciting and fun! I would rather have dinner with Alphys. Actually, no. I take that back. I TAKE THAT BACK! If you beat me, Me and Doggo here will be your guard dogs! Seriously, who are you talking to David? But what if I lose? You gotta be our new pooper-scooper! We've both been getting lazy recently. It's almost like art. Let's go! WOOHOOOHOOOO!!! Doggo what are you doing man? What? I've never driven a car before. It's automatic, put your foot down man! Please tell me why you thought that was a good idea? Go god dammit! Was it for comedic effect? GO!!! I'll take that as a yes. Thaaaank you! What? Oh you want a tip? Here's a tip. Whatever you do, do not mix colors and whites in your laundry. Otherwise the colors will run and you'll get all your clothes ruined. And that's not fun for anyone, is it? Heheh! Have a wonderful day my friend. ASSHOLE!! That's it Doggo! Keep going! Kay... Whatever... Oh shit, watch out for the RANDOMLY PLACED LAMP POST!! What lamp post? DOGGO, MAN! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!! What road? AH SCREW IT! UGH! You're actually very talented, I have a newfound respect for you. HELLO! Hehe... I like that voice that he did. HELLO YOUSELF BITCH!!!!!!!! Aaahh! I see the finish line. What? Woof. Ugh... At this rate I'm gonna lose. I guess it's gotta be done. One of my allies I summon thee! Who'd I get? Oh god, it's Undyne. NO! IM HERE CHILD!!! Don't say it, DONT SAY IT!!!! Hunh? Say what? I mean nyah? Double kill! OW! You aren't getting fed for a week. Huh? Do I do it? Fine I'll do it! This is getting really tough. *Laughter* Thank you! Hello babycakes, looks like you've got me... hooked! NYHAHAHA! *Laughter* AAH! *More laughter* *Even more laughter* T̼̹̫͍̂̄ͪͩ̑̽R̶̝̤͖̮͊ͨI͙͔̺̼̤͌ͫͅĠ̬̦͕̮G̡̞͔͎̳E͔̭̺͓͌͗͊̂ͣ́R͖̥̝̐ͥ̄ͩ͟E̦̰̫͡D͖͚̫̰̿͑̾ͦͨ̇ Hello! I'm a snowman! Ah! My nose! You're a Monster! Oh! My Nips! Honey no! Not your snow nipples! Stay back Samantha, don't look at me! Turn around! I can't! I said turn around! No I can't physically can't turn around! I'm a fucking snow woman! OH! My... Snow area... Y̙̳͚̤̳̳͕ͫ̔̅ͦ͡͡E̺͕͙͑͌̀ͤ͊̌͞Ṣ̢͕̤̰͎̓̉͊͜! *dying noises* *dying noises...* *And he is still dying...* NOOOOO! Mortan! *Laughter* It's not funny! Please don't kill me please! Uh, I'll do anything! ANYTHING! Then show me the world, come... fly with me. Huh? When I fly like this... It makes me remember myself... Reminds me that deep down, I'm as vulnerable as you. I have emotions... Sometimes I cannot comprehend my actions... Uh-huh... Martin the Snowman deserved better. I know we're hanging from a fishing rod right now, but... do you really mean all that? (Demonic laughter) Of course I don't! I just thought it confuse you before you died! What? So now when I do kill you, you'll know that I didn't care about Martin the Snowman. And your last moments were all a lie! What are you?! Me? I am the savior... the savior of lad! Am I right lads? OR AM I RIGHT LADS?! *More dying noises* *Laughter* Aw... shut up! *blboblboblbllb* Did I just brutally murder a couple made out of snow? Nah, I wouldn't have done that. Hey! You talking to me or the tree? The tree obviously! How you doing Bobby? Oh, I'm doing great thank you! I finally ranked up on Overwatch. Oh yeah? What rank? Platinum! *Chainsaw noises* Oh no, no! Thank you! Why did you just kill my friend?! Because he's a higher rank than me, and I don't like that. Yeah, to be honest me neither. Good riddance! And people say friendships are fake! You should try putting that hole in the snowball! Don't you mean snowball in the hole? That's what I said! Legend says it if you fill that hole, then great treasure awaits you! Well it better be a nice bowl of fresh-cut grass. I could kill for some good grass right now. YAAAAYYY!! YAAAAYYY! For Gods Sake! uh.. You can do this child! YAAHAAAY! Ah! finally! ....what is this shit? I was only kidding about the treasure... There is nothing in the whole but at least you had fun! Nothing in the hole huh? That wasn't there before! Your welcome! Hey! We're friends right? I mean that was a little prank for my Youtube Channel. *YAUH!* Now apparently if you push the snow ball into the hole. There's some great treasure to be found. Why don't you do it? I don't wanna do it! Why don't you do it? *Crying* Yay. I used to like snowballs! Yay, you're doing it. Now I hate them more then pasta! Yay. I never used to like pasta! Yay. *Crying* So, what do you think? This is your new home now! I picked it out especially for you! Anything for a friend, a friend who did not waste my time. What is wrong with you?! Yay. There we go. (Taprecorder) yay. yay. Now you've got some company! Haha, enjoy your new home! (Taperecorder) yay. yay. yay.yay.yay.yay.yay. IT WAS JUST A PRANK!??!?!?!??!?! *blboblboblbllb* Hold on a minute... Did I just purposely someone's breaks a monster's limbs to stop his movement to the force of the push a large snowball into a hole But in actuality, push it inside the hole and force a draw to death the recording of me sounding obnoxious? Oh I definitely did! Oh! *eating sounds* ... KHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! *Heavy Breathing* There you go, buddy! You seemed cold, so I thought I'd warm you up. Enjoy you precious little thing. Hey lads, thanks for checking out this episode of ''If Undertale Was Realistic!'' As always this was written by Dexter Manning. And we have a new episode of Minecraft Story Mode coming out next week! if you want to help support us make sure to check out any of our other videos, if you haven't already. And you can check out our merch shop where you can get your very own smash bits t-shirts, or support us through our patreon directly. Thanks guys. It really does help us out, and we appreciate it. We'll see you next week.
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