Buhahahaha, look who it is, my little mate ted. Meat head? Nah. Mate ted, mate! Oh, that's some grade-A Banter right there. I'm proud of you mate. You didn't kill anything, or anyone So up ahead, you gonna get the good ending, and the good ending is SICK! 'Cuz the credits last like half an hour. Well, if that's the case I'm out of here... Nah, mate, nah! Don't be a lazy bonez! Buahahahahe... (if you don't wanna wait longer,then go to 2:11) Chris? Oh that's right, you lost your job! Wow, look at you, you're even growing facial hair... Yeah, James. I'm a grown man! Hahaha. No, you're not. You make videogame cartoons! Oh, yeah. Rick said you could have your job back! But you gotta skate down that hill! (Wait for it...) But James, I'll break my neck! While playing the mobile game "Art of Conquest" *Music* (bruh im so ded) "Art of Conquest", the new mobile game? *Music* (waiting) It's an honorable way to die... R.I.P (im ded) Hey guys! We'll be right back to "If Undertale was Realistic" after this quick sponsorship from "Art of Conquest" Now, "Art of Conquest" is a brand new RTS-MMO mobile game. And there's a few things about this game that stand out to me and make it special that I really like, and I'm gonna go over this things real quickly. Now, what I noticed first about this game that I like was that the map was so huge and it's really... It's more of an adventure game almost, because the world is so gigantic. You literally have to travel, to siege certain cities all across the map. And the map is not the only big thing in "Art of Conquest", what's even bigger is the Battles. And instead of just watching the combat happen, there are buttons you can press to do "Heroic Leaps" and aim your archers, and even heal your soldiers. Speaking of archers and healers and leapers. There are over 20 heroes you can play with, and perhaps what I like most about Art of Conquest is the Communal Aspect to it. It's easy to find friends and to siege cities with your friends, your friends can help you build up your own city. This is really what separates it for me from regular RTS, and really has the Mmo aspect to it Obviously. I'm in a guild called I like Bacon, because... i like bacon. So make sure you check out Art of Conquest guys that just came out They helped us out whit this video, and your gonna like the game. Thanks guys. Fine... as long as I can stop being nice! I've learned a very valuable lesson on this journey, you know Sans? Nice is just a word, it dosen't mean anything. You can pretend to care, you can pretend to laugh at someone's lame jokes. You could not kill a frog if it attacks you first. It's all an act. Is that make you nice really deep down? No it doesn't, it's called acting. And after this you know what? I might go to acting school. Cuz I've got an act for it now. The amount of acting I've to do for you guys Is unbelievable! Well I'm glad I've Inspired you, mate. You're a lovely nice guy! Did you not just hear what I said? My whole epiphany about niceness being bullshit... -Uhhh... Do you want to get smashed?
-Jesus Christ... yes! Ew, what is that? I don't know but be careful, could be part a secret service. Eww... Get away from me! Shit! -Mate you just killed it...
-What do you? What? It's a bug! You killed it... -It's a bug!
-That does not excu- Oops... That does not excuse you! You just crhused a spider! Nah, mate, its not even dead, are you dead? Nah, mate, see he's fine. But now that you killed him... It's time for you to have a Bad Time, indeed! Say hello to my Weird... Laser... Good... Skeleton... Thing! EAT MY BALLS! What are you doing asshole?! -You just killed that guy!
-Nah, mate. Now give me your heart! Well am I floating heart now that's always a fun time... Hey, what did the skeleton say to the Genderless Child? I don't know what? You fucking dead, mate! Mate, look, I don't want to kill you, but I signed a contract with Asgore where i got to actually do that, so... Cause if you kill something i don't, then i randomly come bust. Why would you sign that? Was on the contract to get a lifetime supply of pineapples! Ugh... to be fair... Exactly, mate.... Bad times! The way I'm going I'm gonna be toast, man. Good! Cause I love toast! Bit a strawberry jam on it, haha, mate! My only hope is this bug. COME ON! Don't die on me! He's alive... He's alive! wha? The bug it's alive! Ah...! Ah, sick! Well that's that then? Hahaha! No hard feelings then, mate? Fuck you... Hi, my name is Chara! I don't care... Well, shit... Some very interesting dance moves. Huh? Uh... sorry... I was just watering my flowers. There's no flowers here. Oh, I meant on my Phone, Flower Grower The App! That's tinder... Uh.. Yeah whatever, I'll be right back! like, like, like. -Super like, like, like.
-So you gonna fight me or what? I kinda want this moving along. Hold on, I'm a bit busy right now! Like, like, like, like. Your flowers are stupid... Huh?! How dare you?! Now you must die! HADOUKEN! What an asshole... Swiping already? I thought you wanted to get back with me! -Sorry honey, bunch of oatingtons but i-
-I dont wanna hear it out your ass anymore! Oh hi, child. Die... -Asgore is my ex you see. Kinda figured that as your both the only goats down here. So to get out of here you have to kill Asgore. -Oh trust me, I'm ready right now.
-But you can't do it! Ugghh... God yeah... of course... San's contract. Well, and the fact that he's still my, Sugar Daddy. -Where do you think this dress came from?
-That costed me like... Three Thousand Grambidies... Shut up you little, rectal wart! -Okay, I'm sorry...
-You are so whipped It is unreal. Waaaa...! The sound of a whipped goat, ladies and gental- NYAHHHHHHHHHGH!!! You guys need to stop fighting and be friends! Yeah, let's not do that... -Nice to meet you Fish Lady.
-You to. Hey guys. Why this turned Into a High School Reunion? And what are you doing? Can I do the whole stabby thing on Asgore now, please? I WANT TO BE FRIENDS TOO! How is this day getting worse...? Nice to meet you! -Hey Papyrus.
-NGAAHHH! Would everybody leave me alone...? I'm so sad... SANS IS IN THE BUILDING!!! Please, I've got the Bazooka ready. Please, just let me end this...! Hope you guys are ready to get SMASHED!~ Let's see, what we got here... We got Bevys, Bitches and Banter. AHHHHHH!! I want to be your friend! Oh you could be my friend any day you want, darling. HEY! She's mine! Please... Stop! Wait, how did you guys even get here anyway? Some weird flower told us to gather here! And seeing as i'am brain dead, of course i went along with it! You Idiots! Flowey!? -Thank you... Oh my god, thank you!
-I wouldn't thank me yet, child. While you guys we're having your little Slumber Party here, I just took the human souls. -How?
-I did it off screen! -That makes sense...
-Now I'm going to take all your friends souls too! Hey that's fine by me go for it. Maybe not Sans, Sans is all right. Yes lad! Boys for life! On second thought... just take it... HAHAHA! This is all your fault! Because you made them love you. All that time you spent listening to them, encouraging them, caring about them. And listening to their awful skeleton jokes! Excuse me? I have a Phd in bones! So what your saying is that me being nice is inadvertently killed everybody, and destroyed the world? That's correct, child. And you know what? I like messing with you, child. Pretty sure I'm the one who messes with you, let's be honest here. SHUT UP! My seed things are going to destroy that little rectum of yours. And then you'll be forced to go back to the beginning of the game! -Or i can terrorize you some more.
-You mean me terrorize you, right? STOP! Seriously stop, stop it. NOW DIE!!! Damn... DIE! Oh For God Sake... HULATELE HULATELE HULATELE HULATELE HULATELE HULATELE! Okay i'll admit, this is not a good situation to be in right now. This is worse then that one time I had a crab on my face. NOW DIE!!! Ah! AHH! Huh? What in the, Holy Mother of Christ on a bicycle is going on? Don't be afraid, child! The snails will protect you! YOU CAN DO THIS! How is this happening right now? If you can tolerate a date with me... you can do anything! NYAHHHHH! Okay...? Mate, this flower is a douche. You gotta bash him for me. I'm sad... Uhh... Technically you could be a flower after all... I'm still sad! Can you guys please stop? Come on, you can do this! Froggit! You've gotta win! BORK BORK! Where did you all come from? Is this a friendship saves all Ex Machina right now? This can't be happening! Why are you so popular? I mean i can't even get one friend! Too bad though, all of your butts are mine! Uhh... souls rather. CUE TRANSITION! AHH! MY EYES! FUCK! -Hey I did give you some warning, man.
-You're a goat now? -Oh, i sure am!
-You've just taken Transformers to a whole new level. Hi there Tyrell! -Who?
-Are you there? Uhh... no? It's me! -It is you.
-Your best friend! That's a stretch... Stop ruining my moment! You know what? Screw this... HULADELE! Now im a big floating goat! What are you gonna do now, child? I don't know what you want me to do? OHOHOHOHOH HEE! Now i'm more Psychedelic, and shit. I hope you got your 3D glasses on! Already way ahead of you. I'm a God Of Hyperdeath! -Well was calm deaf not doing it for you anymore?
-Eat my magical stars, child! Oh no... Okay... Well this isn't workig... HULADELE! Now i've got big wings, child! -What's your motive again?
-I just want friends... I mean i'll be your friend if you really want me to, mate. It's not much of a hassle, really. I don't think you understand... I've got issues, man! -Well i can arrange a psychiatrist for you.
-No one understands me! See i feel like i do. I'm kinda like you Flowey. Asriel... ASS-riel. -I didn't have any friends either.
-Really? Yeah. But in one day i went on Facebook, just added a whole bunch of random people. -And that works?
-I got about 50 friends, man. 50 friends? 50 friends. 50 friends...? 50 friends. 50 friends... Yes 50 friends! And now I feel fulfilled inside. That's all I want... So how about you stop being an emotional Pathetic Dildo, and huladele yourself down from there. We'll make you a Facebook Account, then me and you can chill out and have a massive Catfish Session. Just catfish the hell out of loads of thick girls. That sounds pretty good.. You bet your goat ass it does! Child, i'm so sorry! I just want a friend... Well i'm sure you can make a lot of friends down at the farm where you belong. I appreciate you be my friend. Ughh, can you not with the whole Friendship Conquers all bullshit...? I'm gonna release the souls. Yeah, excuse you while i go Super Saiyan. Go for it. HOOOO LADELE! I just destroyed the barrier to get back to the human world. Oh, sweet! And now I'm gonna turn back Into a flower again. I'm gonna go make my Facebook Account! -I'll see you around, man.
-Yeah good luck buddy! Moron... Please... Wake Up! Child! AHH! -Oh man, what is going on..?
-Oh my god, we were so worried about you! You know what..? I'm going back to sleep for a while... But we need to go outside so we're all standing on the cliff in front of the sunset, and it looks really cool. Toriel, please be my girlfriend! Kill yourself... Awww! Well, I'm gonna go home. it's been a pleasure guys, well it hasn't but... Let med do the rounds real quick. -Toriel.
-Yes... child? -Your a goon...
-Thank you! Sans. -You're alright, mate?
-You're alright. Yes, lads! You heared it here, boys! I'm all right, are you all right? I'm all right! -Smash.
-Papyrus. Yes? I legit hate you... Yes! -Undyne.
-NYAHHHHHHHHHGH!!! I really hate you... Nyah? Alphys... And Asgore. Don't let Toriel push you around, all right? Yeah, you're right! I won't stand for it anymore Toriel! Shut up you, bitch! I'm sorry... I bid you farewell... Mom, dad? I'm home. You are right, lad! Hey guys! Thanks for watching this week's episode of, ''If Undertale Was Realistic''. -Yeah this was the last episode you guys.
-Actually James no we're... thinking about making two more! What?! Oh, yeah! And we'll do that if we can reach 200,000 Subscribers on our second- No, no, no, no. 100,000 Subscribers James. You get everything wrong!
-On our first channel? On our team channel! We've got all the previous episodes over on our new Youtube Channel SmahsBitsTeam. So go over there and check it out, if you wanna watch all the old Undertale Realistic episodes. Thank you! :)
