Ian the Intern Falls In Love During The BacH3lor

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that's got to make you feel good right I feel the opposite of good right now pizza really I feel really bad yeah I don't feel good I don't feel good about what I did mmm-hmm how many did you eat I had all that all for you finish each slice yeah that's my guy well to be objective you know reviewer the whole slice that's what I'm saying thank you very much I'll take those these are the roses from the original you can see that they're still lush and beautiful just like Ian's love listen what do you think what do you take me for I was about to [ __ ] I got a piece okay really about the city on the Gatsby insane you out the window dude I'd love to be on the Gatsby started with a hundred narrowed it down to 15 narrowed it down to five now these five have submitted for our viewing pleasure video responses to pre-written questions that Yin has posed for his future wife let me read some of these questions as they come up that's kanye album to bring on a deserted island no one who is the number-one spider-man and why you're referring to actor I'm assuming yeah yeah you got invited to a potluck it's an acquaintance you met one time at a bowling alley for a mutual friend the acquaintance says the potluck will be a modest gathering for about 10 to 15 people and they're making burgers they work in finance and have a nice 3-bedroom condominium with their fiancee Alice and the roommate mark why do they have a roommate if they're in question if they're in finance you said they have a I didn't say they're good at finance hold on let me back up here you said they work in finance and have a nice 3-bedroom condominium but they have a roommate mark yeah okay yeah I'm just stating what's happening in this situation yeah I mean you didn't write a check okay that's strange that they do that but that's what it is mark is a vegan they have one cat named Marcus the potluck is 45 minute drive from your house you're asked to bring a desert what do you bring let me think about this mm-hmm it's an acquaintance you met one time at a bowling alley from a mutual friend and you're driving 45 minutes to a potluck I'm not going to this potluck is that an acceptable answer that is an answer if they're like I'm not [ __ ] bringing anything because I'm not going this Minardi would you find that a good answer a bad answer I could see why that would be a good answer you're interesting there's a trick question yeah potentially something to consider yeah Pizza time who do you were from and what do you get well I don't be listening closely to that answer so here was someone who needs to go to the restroom do you a ridicule them be shamed them those are kind of those are so bad what's the different ridicule and shame like what does actress did is ridicule What did he say I got a piece about that that is ridicule okay and shame shame is you've got to go again why don't why do you keep going knock it off I see oh thank you interesting well you like maybe you uh I'm not playing chess I'm just trying to get into the mind of eat like how many people are playing chess er I've been playing chess I've been playing checkers for years politely allow them to excuse themselves in peace like any normal decent human being so that may I mean yeah yadda yadda yes you yada yada that would be shame that would be ridicule because that's the I mean it's a it's a softball question mm-hmm maybe they say ridicule we'll find out let me read the whole thing please allow them to excuse themselves in peace like a normal decent human being so that they may relieve themselves without the shame over the fact that they may go slightly more often do you pee a lot is that what this is about I don't think I do then why is this such a big part of your life that people are ridiculing and constantly shaming I wonder I'm not quite sure he's so bad why would that be interesting other than people because they consume large amounts of water or not just a can of soda pop a day and give them the common courtesy of doing what every person on the planet does multiple times daily without any sort of spectacle hmm strange strange question but you're sure [ __ ] you answer okay let's see what they say let's fold I haven't seen any of these me neither is exciting did you edit this yourself no I didn't tell you that would be a little weird [Music] I'm in love this is Dan's work best Connie album the Konya Elm the I would bring it would either have to be I think the college dropout or My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy that fantasy uh I'm not sure which one I'd go cold depend on what damn getting stranded what fives I'm feeling just getting in touch my first what how do you know that she didn't just name random album cuz she seemed torn anyone who gives me one answer that's a little iffy because there is no true answer that did seem genuine mm-hmm she seemed and it's Raina mm-hmm okay I like it Ashlin kanye album is like I said my favorite is late registration but I think I'd actually pick My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy to bring to a deserted island that is no good just because it has a lot of variety and the artists featured in it whoa that's a bear Rick Ross John Legend's - you know jay-z Elsa Pusha T dude she's a fan thank you Minaj so I think I'd go at that one just because there's a lot of different sounds in it a lot of different voices wow that was a that was a that girl's a fan of high respect that answer yes a good answer you did her home now would you tell us if there is a bad answer or you're gonna be polite well because there for this question there is no bad answer but what we're looking at there's some that are better that's a good she knew all the people on that album that was real [ __ ] and I my late registration maybe my favorite album but I would probably pick the same one as the variation variation we'll see a smart answer Jessie what is she on a deserted island has to be get see ghosts because here's a fun fact about me I've only listened to songs in my entire life and seven of them are she say she's listened to eight songs eight songs in her whole life what the [ __ ] what is the eighth song where was she raised like she grow up I don't see any evidence of like a joke yeah I mean let me go back that editing is all hers by the way not dance further record mm-hmm where the [ __ ] the mouse come on I can't find the goddamn mouth but it's not moving you guys Oh North East Side it's not moving Dan no we got Mountain the mouse doesn't work look what I'm doing I'm trying okay here it's back eight songs in my entire life and seven of them context did you review that mean I really want to know what the eighth song is yeah I want to know why how do you avoid hearing out of songs your whole life that's that cat yeah no I was also very confused by this when when I was editing all this the only thing I could think of is maybe because you can tell the english's are not her first language maybe she just meant she's only heard and funny that must be honestly how can you not here okay hello someone's laying over thought something hey Cher bad right there head level so you know so lean over and look what a low-cut maybe your back is hurting her you like the cleavage is that a good point or a bad point for you Ian I was I like the god hands up in the back wall that's what you notice what I noticed first no this is how I record when I do daily vlogs and [ __ ] I gotta say I don't want to be this nice good thank you go ahead if we want this to be interesting yeah it's gonna need to be some realness here I'm being real no you're not it's stick I got a piece so bad it's stick you see how I hold that Jamie Ethan that's real how about that is real how about you guys compiled a bunch of sound bites I'll leave my mouth closed and then you could add in what you like that is how it feels almost in because you're not being real with that man even did you not notice her cleavage first don't and just talk if you you need to tell me the truth and the only true answer is yes so just say yes if you have the eyeball trackers painting okay [ __ ] you're a liar bro why do you have the front I know you don't have the front to kick it I know it and I'm more vulnerable because I feel bad off Pizza I'm being real good okay now that you've seen her cleavage I think she's a very edge what have you you see that she's leaning what are you referring to again this is a problem I'm gonna kick him out I did divorce with work divorced yeah papers on do it not-so-nice meeting that's I'm gonna hear what yeah okay I can't assume what if you do you want to try the mouse I have them I'm just trying to show you have more yeah Dan kid how do i zoom on her cleavage I don't know man went windows and cuz usually I can zoom on this one in a browser all right well we got the idea what do you say to eight heartbreak it awaits and heartbreak she said no explanation needed do we I mean I don't need an explanation but I it see that one's a little that's that's his saddest album and if I'm on a desert island I'm already probably pretty depressed you don't need that so what's compiling on so it's a bad answer she didn't think about it but album is really good I will like it but overall for the deserted island I don't know okay with that answer let me put let me say what can translate for ya bat another thank you I'll be your translate in other words bad [ __ ] answer nice tits though right in you I didn't rent your translators off a little bit when I say what I got here allora first question best kenya album to bring on a deserted island i to the unreleased yandi I'm not a big Kanye fan but I have a friend who listens to a lot of guy and he wants to put that on it was great for something unreleased has a lot of good I got a piece so bad Lots well she's referring to leaked illegal content which we fight do not condone and it's frowned upon right yes yes so she pretty much she pretty much did everything wrong she said I'm not a con you friend and she referred to an unreleased album yes Wow but do you expect your future girlfriend / wife wife to be a Konya fan for sure no no and how is he ever gonna date an on Kanye fan the guy cuz I I feel like at least she was being true and not acting and like wait day I adore girls you don't know I mean you could you could open Wikipedia and say well this one has a lot of collabs just saying a bold choice is just straight up be like not a fan yeah I respect that okay I think that's true okay losin time on spider-man why we skip some of these questions we've got two minutes in there's nine minutes I'm just to get we're dealing with your future wife and you're telling me to hurry up I don't understand this guy I seriously I don't get it what we're doing here I'm trying to find you true love and you're telling me skip questions can I hold the Roses you sure you're gonna hold but be careful they're really brittle fossilized oh you only get to give out to you understand okay got it we could continue all right who are you giving me a rose no I'm just separating the roses to give stop I'll stop yeah all right Rick Renee who's everyone Rayna Rayna Rayna Rayna challenging name probably just for me I was and really can't beat an original but Tom Holland just like killed it he I think fits the character what I thought you liked Tom Holland an original but then again he did I think such a great job and he he really kills the role of spotty I'm really nervous too Tom Hollands up there you know Andrew Garfield doesn't count really but I have to give it to Tony wire oh he's actually nerdy she she I feel like she was charismatic saying oh my god just he perfectly blends the confidence of spider-man no there's some but that awkwardness of Peter Parker that's good right that's good man this spider-man buddy so there have been many very good spider [Music] more slick Odin wait Neil Patrick Harris is I'm afraid that I came for this music so I'm sorry [Music] [Music] [Music] and he turns around he goes I'll get you your rent when you fix this damn door I got a piece so what's with the Spider Man I love it it's one of my favorite comics not really I do when I was a kid but now this is the complicated part look what did you have a clear stand out on that one Oh from the spider Oh for spider-man yeah well she was pretty she hit the quote yeah I appreciate the quote um it's powerful you've been you pulled it right out of it and the second what does hurt at say Zach asked what does it say she changed her standing position as well so yeah maybe she was fixing the camera there's nothing wrong with working with what you got either I mean you know I've seen you do it it looks like smile and something smile mmm I can't tell it's yeah we can't tell what it says okay let's see what the potluck this is it well the correct answer is Tobey Maguire and it seems like to said that he goes I'll get you your rent when you fix this damn door do you have to Google what a potluck was I had a rough idea but also Australian so come on give me a bit of a leeway anyway I've taken all factors into consideration besides the cap story cat you can't get a dessert speaking of Australian I can bring Ozzie desserts and speaking of desserts Wow I'm surprising myself I used to make cakes for a living I had my own business making and selling cake we go back so you guys don't know about Ian's pasta but he's a baker yeah he brings a lot of delicious bakes in here this is a for one's that easy okay I like I had some big oh okay girl she's from Australia but I think we can get her visa mm-hmm Oh Harris okay one on d-day Bert you want to do a but also since you did mention that the roommate was vegan I'd bring in vegan desserts as well something that I think would also be visually pleasing is mini cheesecakes mini vegan cheesecake is a 45-minute Drive I did take that into consideration which is why everything's packed nicely with ice blocks in a cooler bag so everything stays nice and cold oh it's never fun well that's a really thoughtful answer I really want someone to say oh she's on that box right because she skipped over the part that you met it's an acquaintance you met one time at a bowling alley like there's a lot but that's that's the two sides yours is reasonable to say I'm not going I'm out but if someone is gonna go to that they got to come prepared she seems like she would he seems prepared I was very impressed with their baking I think that was something you guys can really connect yeah do you know what your question in my entire life my only answer I can really give is just go go [ __ ] yourself so so she doesn't go that's what I do not need this kind of anxiety that's a good one Ashlyn just lemon bars my recipe for Lemon bars is already vegan so mark would be able to eat them okay plus they don't need to be refrigerated or anything and they're supposed to sit out and be room temperature anyway so even though they'd be pretty warm a little 45-minute Drive from my house to the potluck they'd be just as good plus I make really good lemon bars you are what do you bring I'd say yeah but when I look at the circumstances surrounding this hypothetical anecdote and I take my lifestyle into consideration I've come up with the conclusion I bake my famous apple tart and then I'd show up late with only half the pie remaining and I'd say that I got robbed along the way so she eats the time she wants to show up fashionably late and then but she wants to keep half for herself mm-hmm it's an interesting angle okay she oh she's changing her position every time that's kind of charming he's mixing it up [ __ ] coffee grind like a coffee filter so we make the brownie pizza it can be vegan it doesn't taste gross and vegan that's good but this will make the vegan guys feel special and he needs that cuz his name is Marc he lives with a couple so he's already third-wheeling and their cat's name is Marcus I like the cheese really on the go and simply I forgot the third part smile and simply smile I got a piece so bad weights down while always driving probably hopefully not her boyfriend I don't think so but you know sometimes when you're in a relationship you're like what if Brad Pitt wanted to [ __ ] me would you be okay with that and my bread pit no but that's my point they're like you're that famous guy and he's like yeah if if Brad Pitt will [ __ ] you I won't be mad so maybe that's the situation that's pretty sad your path I turn from the h3 font get famous no dude you gotta accept that do you get recognized a lot on the street not a lot known again some guy did it the gym the other day and he was following me around and it was a little odd he was following it like he was he was like hey and and I was like it's weird when you're in the gym because you know not a social environment don't want people looking at you there you know what I'm dropping weights on my head or something grow but it doesn't happen that often what about what about you Dan what getting recognized yeah oh that would require me to actually go out we're like oh if we don't leave the [ __ ] house yeah yeah it's happened now and again when I go to concerts is that fun for you guys I don't mind it at a concert that's a lot better than at a gym for sure yeah what about Zach yeah I've been recognized that leaves five times for AK on campus or one campus in college how does that feel is it cool it's pretty cool some dude wanting to take a picture with me what do you you should have let you guys should have like like a slogan you say when someone says I like Zach's yours could be like um keep shredding yeah and then yeah well that can be mayor I want to show the man tell me if it's clear yeah yeah down a little bit yeah this is my chair I got I got my leg right next to my chair and then look at anything all right yeah okay dog baby I got man spread em right on a man's bedroom it's real you get man spread your wife who can you I'm Ian when after you take the photo don't say hi you should say all right well I got to go pee so bad so I'll see you later that's [ __ ] hilarious that's really funny but it's never gonna happen what's your say well we dance a mine I don't know it's like I'm was it not to play devil's actually well actually I got to go play devil's advocate just to play devil's advocate first honestly pizzatime what do we order well we know the real answer is pizza well the real answer is round table so on my last visit to America I had pizza from dominos and it was life-changing like maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration so get Domino's again but maybe I would get someone to surprise me with what to order I have a hard time picking because I'm so indecisive when it comes to something like food which I love so much so I would either have someone else choose but some classics that I like you've got your Hawaiian barbecue chicken is good classic cheese you know whatever whatever floats your boat it's pizza unhappy no not picky respecto two pizzas usually just two vegetarian pizza a lot of vegetables on top maybe some extra like feta cheese baked on top of it as well that's good if I'm ordering in a pizza it's gonna be from Domino's I'm sorry almost all the trans maybe like three times in my life and every time I've gotten it they always messed up my order well they didn't slice ours I don't look closely one so I can't give Papa John's another chance so I don't how our thoughts stay with Domino's I'm sorry Jesse [Laughter] with cheese more cheese mushrooms that's in here I'll just literally because I'm basic as hell what did you do I mean I know she's doing good yeah we got it she said margarita pizza I know she's doing a goof with the make up I assume that's not how she usually goes outside right it seems like maybe she does like a makeup Channel or yeah we sort of lost like the context but she explained at the beginning she was just gonna multitask this is her actual makeup she goes outside in no she said his drag makeup okay yeah that makes sense I was gonna say that I thought she looked I thought she looked great in the beginning you're not on board with these lashes these makeup look well I mean it looks very dramatic I would assume it's not she doesn't just do it on a day to day that's probably been going somewhere yeah would you wear that would you put on lashes like that holy I'm the most special of the case only the most vegetables like wedding wedding no I'll just literally get Pizza Margherita because I'm basic as hell Barker is basic I love the money and I hate Domino's ho ho because they're pizza tastes like cardboard she did that out there where am I going and what am I getting I'm definitely going to this place called piehole we have in Boise is so cool that's like cool graffiti on the walls it's just like an awesome place it's really cheap too but they have this potato bacon pizza so it's a creamy potato bacon curly I got a piece okay now some weird question about weird questions [ __ ] strange this whole question about things change you've got a B and C as your possible options I went rated out because it would be so long I want to rub this up as quick as possible so I'm not borrowing you guys but see see all the way thank you because like Ian sometimes I need a piece so bad and it sucks cuz you know you just can't help it and sometimes you're doing something really busy like working on a really important webcast I know but you just really need a piece I bad time weird this question actually really nice an answer because if you really look into it it's it's about your cause Ian cuz you're bringing awareness to D it to the people that people P maybe not everyone but there's more people being than I thought and that's I know that and I think it's like Jesse yeah you're very welcome just thank you I don't understand what's all this hubbub about in golf you need I don't you know I drink at least 2 liters of water every single day and I try to be extra sure of it and you know keep myself hydrated you love to have some clear pee in this household that is a good factor I would personally never say I have to pee so bad in front of thousands of people so well girls really put a good they all really stepped up to the challenge thank you though you're all winners in my eyes so in two roses to present we have five lovely girls but only two roses this is difficult so we've got those are all to summarize we have Reina we have Rana Rana and I'm Australia Ashlyn Jessie we have Jessie we have Laura Laura and Katy and we have worst case hey Eddie okay Reyna ashlynn Laura here let me pull up their pics for you go ahead take a PT and that's ashlynn we're missing one here on the lane it's in the top okay whatever you come on again okay who gets a crusty old rotten rose so by the way now Ian's gonna give two roses and we're gonna have to come down to a final and the winner is gonna get a plane ticket out here to Los Angeles to go on a romantic date possibly even a getaway possibly waffle tea like maybe you guys can go to San Diego for a weekend or something oh and we can like hear about it I mean this is Syria this is not a joke okay I'm looking for sweets Manistee sweet baby you guys are gonna [ __ ] know what I the coitus is not required what coitus okay you hit a little accident on that coitus coitus baby yeah but but this there's a lot on the line for these these wonderful young ladies so and do you have any thoughts well uh I liked why don't we go one by one like okay put up Rayna on the screen Rayna Rayna was great I love that she baked she respects my bladder yeah she took into account the traveling for the people the potluck and I think I gotta give Rayna Rose really I think so so here we go again marina oh god I hate this part uh Rena you got to put an accent on she's estrella you'll see in yeah yeah yeah might yeah oh my that was great will you accept this dead decrepit rose yeah with all my heart with all the appreciation and sincerity in the world I accept this rose yes really next since as long I just want you to know that hey I don't believe in waiting you tell me I first have sex I don't believe that you we should have sex before we get married oh you mean coitus coitus yes I also believe that I am um I am a Scientologist so I hope you'll be able to join with me also I want to say that I have a condition where my butthole is so tight and I poop out of my vagina although some beer in mine I would love to accept your rose thank you can I have a kiss not right now okay oh that's exciting right up Wow okay so we only have one row so you better choose wisely now Tim okay Katy and all her glory Katy was grouchy I like Katy a lot yeah great girl I like that she tested she drove around with the she she pretty wacky ass yep mobile absolutely uh she won't ridicule my bathroom visitations see I feel well I mean I know it's right out the gate I think I got to give Katy the other Rose I really the show there's a note to Ashlyn see this is the part he did ridicule you kind of she goofed on you a little bit for saying who would say I got a piece so bad in Friends of million people she did goof on me exactly who doesn't appear to be American although kibou she had an accent did she I don't think I don't think three of them are from yesterday that makes me question this since thirty there they are far away like dev of their and I live in [ __ ] Australia you know where is Katie that's a low right now low risk reward she was the one that said she's from Idaho right so yeah that she liked the potato pizza that's right she picked local pizza I think that's good I like that too so way Ashland's the one you chose no Katie I didn't mean to skip straight to her all right well whatever we know the answers it's Katie we'll come on oh we're great they were all fantastic I want to say Ashlyn you're safe you're an ass that girl yeah I wish you to poke fun love and and you deserve love and you're yes mr. right is out there Jesse hilarious you are gonna find mr. right and front yeah and I want to know what the let the eighth song was that she's heard yeah Jesse I think you're too good for in any way I'm inclined to agree Katie Katie you accepted yes Kate and there is all wonder why come on man she's got a great paintings on her wall great artwork and then Laura who Laura I liked Laura a lot too yeah Laura seems like she's got a lot of character a lot of personality but ultimately and thinks that you are just not good enough that's not translated and sure he said no an emphatic no it wasn't in Phatak it was very quiet so hesitant no on behalf of Katie would you like to present a rose to me I guess I have to write Katie Catherine will you explain names uh Catherine okay we don't have to fight during the rose ceremony here don't make all those words in my mouth okay well I've got this really dying dead rose here would you take it will you accept it will you have it but you embrace this rose well I do wish that you had a why is it that you're presenting me with dead rose and I mean that's all romantic way to start off our relationship but it's an aged rose I will define wine and I would like to say that I will accept this Rose begrudgingly mm-hmm I think as a man you have a lot of room for improvement yes but I think that if we work on you if we can get you up to - so where I think you need three is a as a man that we do have a future together well I'd like to know in yes first of all yeah I don't have a job and I don't like to work okay will you provide for me I mean as long as I have one but you know we'll see how that goes back to the segment okay good you'll provide for me and I also want to say that I don't like having sex and I'll saw my lesbian oh well so um I mean I have a bit of an effeminate personality so so I'm gonna need you to tuck your dick behind your legs tape it to your [ __ ] and pretend that your vagina when we have sex was that okay with you oh it's the taped right now okay I'll you don't your pubic books of a thing you have a vagina is that okay eat up you look like the guy on that one [Laughter] thank you except that I was worried she wasn't cold nervous too bad she did so we've got Katie kind of a hurtful speech from Katie I'll know she's making her a choice Reyna did I finally say her name right yes yes so we're gonna have to reach out to them for the final rose ceremony and the winner wins a flight out to Los Angeles and a date a romantic date within we're gonna have to set up a romantic table and like have some kind of obviously when you guys have some a long time but the vast majority we're gonna be recording oh and I think if I get you guys a hotel room on wanna put cameras in it that's a we can they do that in the bathroom cameras in there all day yeah that is true well thank you everybody that was great I realized a regulations to the two finalists so thank you Bob is in there love really truly is in the area romantic thank you in now you can take that garbage and throw it out and take these two these are the important to keep these in the fridge [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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Channel: H3 Podcast Highlights
Views: 268,658
Rating: 4.9249258 out of 5
Keywords: h3 podcast, podcast, h3h3, h3h3productions, ethan klein, ethan and hila, the bach3lor, the bachelor, ian the intern, ian dating game
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Length: 41min 57sec (2517 seconds)
Published: Wed Sep 11 2019
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