Minecraft's Dragon Morph Mod Is Very Funny

we made it so my friend wilbur literally is the ender dragon after installing the voice chat mod as well i can say oh oh my god this was just hilarious [Music] coming up on five million subscribers oh my god so if you enjoy please check the subscribe button to see if you've subscribed you can unsubscribe anytime later and it's completely free enjoy tell me if you can hear me hello hello okay please oh my god fly away please those are minecraft i want you to buy me jeans booty shorts to be exact booty shorts aren't good for your i gotta wear booty shorts because i have booty shoes sad hello it is me the dragon hi how are you tommy in it um and friend i have booty shorts [Music] dragon dragon your friend was annoying me i submit i submit how are you my friend tommy in it i missed my wife what what what i entered this dragony dragony plane and i i i'm without my wife i've got no i've been there done that buddy you murdered okay don't come near my mouth i will i will i will simply eat you tommy in it i want you to find my wife hey do you know what tommy look at me all my stuff please no please please no hello hello yes yes yes please let me find my wife i'll try my best okay thank you good luck and time to jump oh he's he's destroying things okay ah oh phil [ __ ] [ __ ] up he's breaking through what do you mean he's [ __ ] [ __ ] up i thought he was freaking out what's his deal what's his deal destroying the mountain where is my wife what's in here what's this what's in here no no no no no my fire but i'm impotent my fireballs aren't working i'm suffering from erectile dysfunction dragon are you infertile oh no no no no no no no no you've got some out you've got someone what's down here no no no no no no no no what's all this then that's the most british dragon i've ever met why are my fireballs not working hey see a doctor right not me jesus tommy tell me where's quackity i will go and find your friend i think we found no no we've got we've got we've definitely got him [Laughter] 241 booty shorts what is a booty short how do i get one oh you know what no i was meaning to find you now i need to find tommy do you want booty in the video game playing the video game oh [ __ ] okay oh film for minecraft my [ __ ] wife okay i want to know how progress is going on finding my wife dragon which right you actually keep eating dragon i'm sorry i'll stay over here dragon i want to have a car seat thank you speak to the dragon please speak to the dragon i want to speak to the dragon hello dragon i would like to [ __ ] my [ __ ] wife you you want to [ __ ] my wife i want to [ __ ] my [ __ ] wife that is correct i got a lot of stuff i got iron and everything and then the dragon showed up did he drive through the [ __ ] he he's a human and you're a dragon that makes no sense don't just turn around on me when he's be like why are you not buy bacon either one that's it that's it's math equation two by one that's two two for one baconators i want bacon why are you sucking me why are you sucking me is it the booty sharks is it the booty shirt should i should i take him off tommy yes posed a good question how are you going to [ __ ] my wife if you are a human i will crawl uh have you ever seen shrek are you looking to die again you see how the donkey [ __ ] stove [ __ ] a dragon hey dragon hello tommy oh your balls have dropped for me quack as he wants to have sex with my wife you know i think burger king is a very underrated restaurant sometimes i can't differentiate between the bacon and the mayo because the bacon and the mayo look the exact same they're both oh i have a request for you i want i want food i've got rabbit i want cooked rabbit i i don't think rabbit's gonna you look like a dragon between me and you between me and you dragon you look like someone who has a lot of bum problems all i'm saying is that burger king is very underrated dragon if burger king offered more coupons tommy i would buy more from burger king yeah let's go find phil's on minecraft he'll help us i'm staying the [ __ ] away from that dragon there's so much stuff he could just eat it all so quick we're gonna ruin it oh you know what no if i do this definitely no way i can ruin it well it just drops into this part okay please no please no please play a whale this dragon doesn't like it when i say i'm gonna [ __ ] my [ __ ] wife that's what i wanted to talk about did you say that you were gonna have sex with his wife because that's not absolutely absolutely my plan as soon as we find his wife i can't promote adultery big kills there's nothing wrong there's nothing they can make a divorce if they signed a prenup then he'll be fine he's just a [ __ ] he's just a big pig can you answer me one question do you know if your wife has dragon boobies my wife is very feminine for a dragon i bet she's wonderful and beautiful and she probably oh i would love to see her in booty shorts tommy can i kill crackers again well okay okay let's talk about he's he's just a rational here's the thing okay well that's you know that oh that phil phil let's get some iron first before we go to the nether but that's good we've got this oh hello i've been having a look around i've decided what you're doing here is not helping me find my wife we'll get we're going to get to the where is your wife i just want to find my wife is she hot she's so [ __ ] hot is she anything like any of them any of them there's a big hole he made over here let's go to that phil yeah if i ever need a substitute wife can you hook me up with one [Music] how do i answer that zombie give me a wife oh look at that oh perfect look at this hello my name's the [ __ ] there's the [ __ ] it's my side hoe boy i wonder he likes his burger king hey between us dragon you picked a dumb ass hoe what anymore he's a man i hate men between just be the dragon's hoe for a day it's not gonna hurt you please uh could you could you please be my [ __ ] please please please all right excuse me my my love i need to go down into the mines holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] dragon i want to make a bucket okay i got a bed yes yes i'm i'm learning a lot here yes quite yes i agree yes peculiar curious curious splendid hmm i guess i just get free materials because that oh i got poisons oh my god dying help him then help him he's old let's get rid of older people and older people on this planet anyone over the age of 20 just let me let me in let me in i'm gonna die dude don't hit me don't hit me you're staying out on him oh my god dude i found you some diamonds dragon dragon you're actually being quite recent would you like the diamonds yes oh that was a silly move hey guys i turned into a stoner man hey [ __ ] man i'm gonna [ __ ] your wife man she deserves way better than your dumb you are an insolent little man hey man don't run from me man me and your wife are gonna smoke a dookie man phil yeah where do we go would you like me to have a look around dragon i'd love that can you dragon ball oh my god excuse me dragon i'm having relationship problems talk and walk with me why don't i have a girlfriend it's probably because you're ugly and have an insufferable voice and attitude no it's not i can think of other things the company you keep is abhorrent this person you call quackity i can't bear to spend time you enjoy quack oh oh jesus christ soldier two gentlemen dragon please kill jesus one of them dumb ass i'm not [ __ ] what if thanks dragon oh jesus get away from me quackity and wilbur's wife hello hello hello hello i've been thinking a lot about my hot wife what what makes her so attractive i miss i miss her jewels you're looking for a i am indeed a jewelry man do you like jewelry fills oh yeah sure i have many golden jewels in my lair would you like to hear some of them oh yeah sure go ahead the black zirconium the sapphire of luckness and you're talking numbers bro and the fox eye ruby where is your insufferable friend i don't i literally don't know d-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you're just saying along do you want me to search for him yeah oh okay be careful now because the dragon's gonna like this uh let's make a portal down here so much bread that's all i need this bread although i'm going on keto soon so i can't i can't eat bread soup it's when you just don't have carbs to lose weight and get healthy why do you want to lose weight i'm i'm not a healthy boy i am i've got that stream a lifestyle you know i've got the stream of lifestyle but i'm still fitting young like the dragon's wife i'm tall and i'm hot everyone tells me so just not to my face they think it though phil they do hello would you like some help finding your friends yes follow me a dragon i have a new profession i just got a new job my new job is a wife hunter i find wives that are very unsatisfied in the current relationship and i satisfy him that sounds like a good job a job that would never pertain to me where are my friends to quacky don't run into my face oh but i want to because you're beautiful and i want to kiss you this is like a maze you're so strong i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied you know we got a request from her she said hey i'm very unsatisfied with my current husband and i require your services to be happy again what did you say to me it's your wife man i i'm just i'm just doing my job dude i have booty shorts sake you know what pal this is why your wife's unsatisfied because because this is all you do yeah yeah your wife is unsatisfied she needs a man like me dude don't do good dummy let's go let's go speed run no i'm walking [ __ ] you before the dragon gets here oh oh oh what how did you you really are phil's on minecraft i'm kind of scared of the dragon because i don't want him to get too attached to me i don't think he is too attached to you i think he just wants his wife back phil most women i meet fall in love with me [Music] but i don't fall in love with them that's that's how i stay relevant in the love universe i say i say ladies beware you you hate what you hate they quote me on that [ __ ] they spam it everywhere they go they get it tattooed on their eye i go [ __ ] tattooed on there what are you talking about what oh my friends hello hello okay okay please don't destroy this spawner quackity started a new job and i'm not happy with it he's become a wife pleaser i thought i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased i don't know why because i'm so strong look how strong i am no no please dragon dragon i have a problem you see every woman i meet falls in love with me please i didn't even do that there's just death magic on the floor everywhere that was me i will confess that part was me i'll go get quackety hello i am the one hello oh you destroyed the spawner hello oh really we should be able to find another this is why your wife hates you needs a real man like me this is the white police they are willing to give one of your unsatisfied wives and extra family dragon i'm so sorry you have to hear this i'm at the point now of on facement i don't believe quackety will will replace that hunter and i'm looking for your unsatisfied wife pal my wife loves me so much how was your last valentine's day it was very very nice i i i played halo 3 and she cried she didn't cry really didn't make your wife cry on her birthday are you unsatisfied wives.com wife you hate your husband are you an independent i was doing my ad are you an independent woman but you still need a real man i don't want to hear from you you're a waste of space how did you find out that my wife is saturday she sent me support emails to my website unsatisfiedwives.com she said my husband played halo on my birthday and left me crying because he's a dick i may have done that but what else that can't be the only thing he says you're lacking in the in the uh in the apartment why is it that your wife hates you so much [Music] i think it's i think it's because of my lack of commitment i i struggle to make plans with her and then whenever i do i always worry that it's if i should invite her along with me you know whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends sometimes when i'm speaking to her it feels like i'm i'm genuinely just talking to a wall it feels like we have nothing just passing through just passing through when we were younger it felt like we were we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older it feels like less and less of us it aligns with the same you know path that we went down and and sometimes i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she she seems angry like i should have invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and just feels it feels like we've changed into two very different people as opposed to changing and growing together and it's it's difficult and i don't know what to do good i'm young and sexy and i will have sex with her let's go hey guys my wife doesn't find me sexy anymore how many pairs of pants do you own three i can offer you some booty shorts booty shorts women hate i'll tell you what women like listen to me women like diamonds do you have diamonds bills it does oh wait where did he go why did he wait wait wait wait wait wait i think i just set the dragon unintentionally to go kill phil oh no no no no no no no no no no where is the one you called me come with me i'll take you to him i'll take you to him can i call you drags though maybe what's your wife's name you don't know his name that's a hot ass name okay dragon i'm on half a heart i'm on half a heart why don't you let me go first holy [ __ ] [ __ ] holy sh there's a horny dragon on the loose phil oh my god i could do with a pat on the back right now holy [ __ ] how are you man oh come on dude what the [ __ ] is wrong with are you the one they call phil's oh oh no wait i gotta go save phil give me diamonds you have five seconds three wait here's the diamond they go two there you go oh my [ __ ] thank you for the diamond oh i took one diamond i'm gonna give this diamond to his wife i'm gonna marry her we're gonna have little dragon babies but where's the dragon dragon dragon listen to me this is called wife powder you hand it to wives and it turns them on oh no i need sex i hello who is it it's me the sexy dragon have you brought the condoms i have condoms right here yes have you brought the video camera filter what do you think's hotter a dragon or a horse probably my horse because look at how fancy i look what the [ __ ] you reckon your horse is hot do you feel you can't have sex with a horse phil let's not talk about it would you like to have hardcore sex with me i would like to have hardcore eight seven six sex more like am i right huh five four one look at sexting hey guys hey guys what's a condom let's talk privately in this room right here okay when we got married i thought the world was at our fingertips david weren't for the wife powder would you would you even have married me bring me more wife powder to find out tommy gave it to me we must find tommy yes i need more wife okay okay okay okay i will i will editor please cut out as much as you can about the [ __ ] fireball being come i don't want that well [Laughter] where is phil's minecraft oh but you don't want wife powder anymore no i'm kind of over him he's dead yeah take my hand i would like to have this dance with you play some music play some music okay [Music] that was the best dance i've had in my entire life oh more music dragon yeah i think you've got a bit of a murder prop problem dragon please please you've all been calling me dragon this whole time please call me by my first name what is it keith your name is keith dragon no you don't know my surname i don't believe what's your surname smith abnormally black name for a dragon what did you say nothing oh it broke is it down here it's down here i see it oh wait he's actually found it holy [ __ ] hello you're telling me this will bring me my wife i'm so excited to see my teaching okay careful now careful now oh mary beth i've come for you when is the name mary beth hello where's my my wife my wife you brought me to my wife alone you brought me to my wife uh about that all right phil do we beat the game now about your wife keith uh what's what's what's wrong with my wife she's fine how do we beat the game well we kill the ender dragon that's kind of the that's my wife no it's the ender dragon you knew this was coming obviously because we're learning right we're like dreaming and gogs your wife isn't gonna die no she's not what do you mean she's going to die keith don't listen to them i swear they're lovely they're my friends what are you talking about where are you going bill we gotta go we gotta go [ __ ] you guys [Applause] the sun may rise the dragon's gone rogue he's not the milf hunter i once thought he was upset where is she which one stood away from that point where is keith that phil big q where's keith there where where where is your wife where is my what have you done what have you done what have you done to my wife what have you done to her where is she did she leave you phil it's just like a minecraft thing or did you just leave him um i think she just left them well what i don't understand i i i will but listen to me and i know this is going to be the hardest thing to hear my name's keith so sorry keith i think your wife despawned yup well then jens you're gonna have to kill me come at me there's nothing to live for in this world nothing can get me now you've lost you can't win minecraft hey dragon there's one thing you forgot what you never slept with joe white hello what the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] keith well but you don't remember um why have i got this in my inventory what does this do

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Id: NQbz1SNWzSQ

Length: 22min 20sec (1340 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 09 2021

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[u/Fickle-Gas-3357]

yay!!!!

[u/CYBORG3005]

Why was it gone again? I forgot.