I was hired to cook Satan's dinner

all right we're checking out the only game where if you make the demon baby happy the rest of the planet gets sad it's the baby in yellow Christmas chapter ah yes just a normal day making my $9 an hour babysitting the Lord of time space continuum Distortion over here you can see my employer's gun safe which obviously I was never supposed to go into he figured if you put enough Post-it notes everywhere I would get the idea oh it's my oh there's more than one I remember I duplicated the baby I realized now I probably shouldn't have done that not because I have a problem getting my flesh torn off of my body or staring directly into the Dark Lord's eye but because I don't think I get paid any more money by taking care of more children I'm not going to lie I'm kind of surprised that I stayed in this job long enough to make it to Christmas can I go back through the door no the game just straight up tells you it's snowman building to are these candy canes edible the one thing about this game is always finding stupid ways to do stuff I really hoped I could just jump to my death but that's not possible how about eating bad for you mushrooms oh make a snowball do I oh I now have a snowball roll it in the snow like kick it yep you legitimately just kick the snowball what is going on over here finish building your snowman first hats take a hat I don't want that hat different hat oh oh yeah oh game how many hats am I allowed to have can I just sit here and click on this for the next 5 minutes and have an unlimited amount of hats at what point does the game begin to stop functioning I'm kind of curious what if the Hat I want is on the bottom of this pile there we go just the leaning tower of stupidity is in the way now look whenever a game tells me I need to do something do you really think that's going to be the very first thing that we do you never know all right there may be a bottom to this box of hats it is totally possible that at the bottom I could find the meaning of the universe or something the baby's up there in space somewhere right now being like just grab a hat oh hi there black hole I think that may just be an extra dimensional blotting out of the sun uhoh where's the box at I got I I grabbed so many hats the box is covered maybe saying to yourself are you are you legitimately considering using an auto clicker just to grab more hats the pile is not big enough Auto clicker go oh my god well that's how the game was meant to be played folks I just need to check something real quick oh my [Music] god oh no let me uh let me uh let me fire let me fire a a couple of over this one oh my God I'll be right back I'm just going to go grab a drink real quick okay this baby was over here thinking he was going to destroy all of existence I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me okay what am I supposed to be doing can you can you like make oh my God hold on I need to oh Lord oh no I was curious if you could make like unlimited snowballs as well you you can do I just need one body or can I make like ah my body just went flying off it's almost big enough I'm just I'm just keeping the auto clicker down at this point because it's amazing don't you fly off the side of this mountain I may need you for something all right so I assume you put it on top of the pickup body I always love it when a game tells me to pick an entire body up off the ground build body boom requires head I got oh there's arms hold on yay you should have told me sooner wee oh god oh this is truly a Christmas treat I will tell you what I feel kind of bad for what I at this point what I have done to the environment one of the arms is just trying to escape where do you think you're going no I think game design is fantastic when the parts of the game can legitimately escape from you all right where's where's build head build head add decorations and take photo oh God hold on is all this going to be in the photograph I need to find where's the where's the box here we go here we go I don't want the snowman in the photo at all I just so want stuff in the way when you lose the ability to see the rest of the screen that's when you know you have enough stuff Place deck I don't even know where you there does it does it matter where you put it like does it can it oh it could just go anywhere yeah just there we go yeah all of it put the there we'll put give him a couple on the head right there hold on let me give him some antlers perfect that's what I'm talking about I have no idea oh I crashed the game yes all right there's the body there's the head uh am I allowed to put the coal can you just oh uh hold on a second I got to do something real quick everyone that's right you heard of season's greetings season's yeetings baby all right put a nice scarf on the wiener oh you have to put it around its neck can I can I give it more than one scarf you can just swap them can he have more than one hat no he only gets one hat you may have the tricorn hat you can seemingly put as many arms in as you want maybe put her there buddy let me see if I can do this without the game break without the game immediately blowing up now you have to aim your hats correctly you want to make sure you see that right there see the Ricochet Factor you want to make sure that your hats are ricocheting off of the Snowman right there perfect that is glorious that's hot and you don't you don't want too many you understand cuz obviously we've already gotten to the point where we can crash the games okay that now that's perfect all right let's grab this photo yeah open it up good all righty oh inside of the Snowman was the demon child I should have known I'm pretty sure he just broke part of my spine snowball fight ow okay ow did he teleport behind me oh he does I think I'm legitimately dying now fortunately I do have the auto clicker still going so i' I've kind of got like a full auto on my snowballs here ow ow okay the child has full auto too I feel like I'm committing some kind of felony here doing this this child has Aimbot got him hey child did you fall into the abyss I don't know if I get paid if you fall into the abyss your mom still owes me like $34 it's like four Happy Meals in today's date pick up the head and I put the head on backward reattach the head oh that's too bad what' you do with all the stuff I spawned can I pick up the Child O hey it's been so long yay yay whoa uh-oh oh he's fine yeah now that may look terrible but he's he's very uh stalwart okay he does have the power of a thousand suns within his body I was going to ask what happens if you Auto clicker the child uh you just allow him to move one inch at a time at over the speed of light now it is time for the baby's bath you understand there we go doing good yep just wash up in there memory of the Fallen oh well that's uh disheartening do you like candy can's young child how does the candy oh the candy cane does not have a workable asset look through viewfinder okay that looks oh uh-oh uh take film Out Hold on I didn't get the baby in the picture sorry sorry here just sit on top of the breake like or you know what hold on here I I got a hand right here for you literally right there no no you have to hold on to it kid just right per no just kind of yeah right right there right there perfect oh that is glorious I couldn't have planned that any better can I take this photo over again all right take the C take the photo out that looks nice oh uh I mean I know it wasn't that comfortable just sitting on top of frozen snow with like a 2x4 as your only seat all right I guess I'll go develop the film in the dark room also I got to tell you the parents I I got to know what their jobs are because to have your own elevator inside the H now this could just be the apartment I guess but I'm pretty sure they own just all of this the reason why I say that is because you'll notice that all of the decor is the same slowly mutating demon child over there see that right there tentacle apocalypse okay very common turn the valve you got it see that incredible vacuum of death all righty oh a recording Lo 232 are you you still owe me $34 I mean you can pay through zel or I mean payal but you have to use friends and family otherwise they tax me I turn on this candle no so so I think I'm supposed to go in there why can't I just not oh it's because I don't have a choice everything else is lo all right well I would hate to be able to leave so let's go ahead and close the door behind us all righty this is no time for photography this is exactly the time for photography that's why I came here Hey where's your dark room at also why did you take a bite out of the chair and why is your wall bleeding you know what happened the last time my wall started to bleed in Florida we found like 80,000 bees oh did you just I'm pretty sure your eyes just turned into demonic spheres of death you can't lie to me I know that I know I saw it I know the Elder God's in there somewhere it's got to turn fast enough the turn fast enough huh all right I'll let you go you can just you can just keep on keeping on I guess here we go differences in perspective I don't know the the one perspective I see is that this this snow man is looking at me very judgmentally just like that eyeball it's broken ah here we go oh all right I love how I'm not really doing any kind of babysitting anymore insert film door okay all right well didn't like the taste of that film I guess I'll develop it first although honestly it looks pretty good oh that's really bad when you're when your developed film begins to mutate and then levitate in the air of its own accord I feel like that's not Kodiak quality let us just say and you know when the water itself begins evaporating or turning into demonic I don't know what that was it look like little mandarin orange slices anyway go ahead and insert the film here go and tell me a story about uh what I've created or you can you can open up a supernova fine too a blank film all right did that say feed me I'm pretty sure that said feed me but I was foolish and I clicked on the door ahead of time apparently I don't even have to go in there if I don't want to play recording [Music] MH okay you keep doing that I'm still want my $34 pick up Hammer I love how out of all the things I could be using here there's like bottles and hammers I love the directions hold on bottle and the milk we got rubber Ducks we Ain good what you got in the fridge these days a watermelon slice uh some pickles do we have infinite pickles sure do uh-oh oh God okay the uh the oh you done are we done all right we're done oh somebody made cookies H oh that is delicious oh a demon cookie that's adorable I love demon cookies they had to put that sound effect in the game are you kidding me oh hold on oh it's an emergency pacifier with a uh like a demonic ruin on it nothing's on fire yet all right hold on oh young child come here oh I can't pick him up I wanted to have you see your brand new oven that they installed for you he's like I remember the last time you you showed me the oven gray well to be fair I showed you the inside of the oven oh little Satan plushy over here just burn that all righty don't you worry we'll have dinner in just a second you know formula is very expensive these days so do oh oh oh oh my god oh all right I was like maybe I maybe I should turn off the auto clicker honestly now I don't know if I want to turn off the auto clicker where do all the ducks go can you only have so many oh you can they disappear huh all right anyway Let's uh let's go ahead and do this I don't even want to know what kind of animal this milk is from here you go feed the baby how come everyone farts I do the baby does take the baby to the changing table where is the oh I can pick you up now hey now you may think that this is very evil but this child is is 100% flame prooof okay 100% this has this has been already decreed years ago that this child has full immunity to fire you can see it right there no big deal okay to be fair he was that it's not the parents aren't home home yet are they I'm not done yet oh my God now I was going to say to be fair this isn't really a child it's you know whatever the elder god okay hey look at how much fun he's having people like cheese on the baby throw a pickle in there oh did you see it right there demon eyes again 100% those were demon eyes well I'm going to catch him this time got him before he hit the ground too come on now all righty here we have The Cauldron changing table just sit there for a second a hole in the wall here with uh you know some of the uh the Grim Reaper looking at me very good excellent reques to you know what yeah just start throwing stuff together does it matter here we go two of my favorite colors right there beautiful okay that looks very safe to drink hey you still thirsty oh oh yes oh that is absolutely supposed to happen right there nuclear baby okay hold on does the nuclear baby give you a nuclear explosion this is incredible whoa okay now now I'm legitimately curious hold on but how about pink and green all right here we go small oh it's mini baby it's just a slightly smaller baby keep the ring spinning no no pink plus something equals we don't know oh you get like super heavy baby green and red all right what's super oh well that's horrifying it's like the Stay Puff Marshmallow baby now oh wow when he hits the ground it makes the whole house Shake magnet baby okay yeah all of the different objects are just attaching themselves to the child oh my God all that look at all the all the food and everything just swirls around like a giant M stor that looks so uncomfortable electric baby oh just flat out on fire baby uh-oh oh I didn't know I could set other things on fire if I leave you there will like the floor start on fire I thought I could finally get to use the uh the fire extinguisher and now we have uh I don't know just drunken baby yep drunken Baby Woo ye all right I guess I'll finally change you can I change you while you're spinning don't mind me I just found out that I could take decorations out of this decoration box really I came to invest the gate oh I put a I put a little hat on the baby put outfit on baby boom right there get turkey from the freezer oh you find okay now it's cooking time hey nice all righty put the turkey I mean I I I understand oh oh wow that is a that is a very judgmental stare you know you love the oven all right I guess we can just watch the turkey get cooked you really don't want to go in the oven here we go perfect all right turkey is in the oven uh answer the door the child's head is just sticking out now I really hope that's not the parents hello oh here we go oh you've already got the door for me that's nice of you this child is so well behaved right there okay yep look at that right there a little trog dite robot something else for me to break put the presents under the tree I don't remember where the tree is because all the the entire area is just filled with cheese slices oh no oh boy I should have known I set the oven for 27,000 de and of course this happens fire it's hot all right now hold on can you put the fire out I know yeah he loves it look at him he's like Yay the bowels of the underworld my favorite okay oh yeah doing good fire's going out everyone gets to drink the delicious fire extinguishing substance oh crawl inside I'm not doing this alone you're coming with me straight up he's like you put me inside of this oven so many times gray it's only fair that you have to go inside the oven now all right fair enough I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere like I'm actually going backward you know look was that the turkey just gobbling through the back of the uh the oven I think it made the cool little turkeys out too hey buddy how you doing hey yay happy New Year what are you so sad about oh turkey's done wow that is perfect look at how well this came out a dog food bowl that a piece of a human looks like pieces of human all right everyone turkey is ready I love the fact that you can just teleport from place to place because honestly like taking care of you has just been destroying my lower back all right guess we can go sit down now can I open any of the presents I'm just kind of curious no time for presents oh you can take more tree decorations you may eat this tree decoration all right let's go ahead and enjoy our meal meal here all right you oh okay is this uh are you going to like watch me you're both going to watch me huh now all the snowmen are going to watch me and the the eye to the tentacle world is going to watch me that's unfortunate what's in this soup that doesn't look like the turkey I made looks like hepatitis can I at least pick up a spoon or something nope just got to eat it with my hands you got it yeah just just slurp it just the whole bow in one shot oh I don't know why I was throwing the eye away kind of protein is are those um those little kitten heads those little kitten heads on a stick they're not actually kitten heads they're kind of like uh stuffed kitten heads this looks delicious yeah sure not grab a four care what I want to eat first we've got some delicious brain slices M that is glorious delectible who put this together because I'm pretty sure all I did was throw the turkey inside of the oven keep eating that's my those are my rules all right sure let's see let's try some of the rabbit head over here oh it's squishy oh it's like a toy it's like a stuffed animal oh I never had my food run away from me before but I guess I've also never eaten a stuffed animal on purpose we have the Russian nesting doll cat heads cat's like don't you dare uh oh wait did I if that cat just ate those cat heads is that cannibalism I feel like that's cannibalism finish your meal oh I mean I do enjoy is this skim milk I'm trying to reduce my fat intake I'm hoping this is skim milk I'm sure it's skim milk yeah here we are oh I can feel my cholesterol going up uh-oh oh different different things around me are slowly breaking we go ahead and eat this plate now oh the baby's levitating now you may be thinking back to all of the horrible things that I put you through baby but do remember that I'm only getting $9 an hour to care for you am I inside the crib oh it's the it's the Snowman I made it's the ye it's the yeat man I'm so happy that he came to oh well there's my yeat snowman this is why I'm so glad I made the Snowman say yeet cuz I'll always know my snowman compared to everyone else's snow man let mean I want to show you something presence presence Satan alcohol right there alcoholic snowman equals the devil stop following me fact yeah close the door I don't like it okay uh I love that the little birthday party hat just stays on this snowman how come my snowman isn't there feel kind of sad because I put all that work into my snowman and no okay oh boy all right well guess I know which way I'm going yay oh it's my snowman he is did you eat all the presents bro that was like $30 in secondhand socks I got the kid I butchered my turkey too I am unhappy I'm going to start slaying fools present right there does the present is the present flammable hold on it's kind of difficult to get inside the oven I'm not going to lie in fact it's it's repell in the oven there we go told you it was possible mhm got to heat up the present a little bit child is on his Ultra demon Throne fantastic offer present is there anything else I can do besides offer this child a present you give him like more bottle stuff he demands present okay okay okay I give you this book The Prince dreamt of snowman how about this you want this book no all right I just wanted to see if there's anything else I could give to you besides the present you you may have this present hi I gave you I gave you the present you want more presents an additional present oh you guys are just bringing really whose idea was that stop chewing on your scarf okay all right you need to stop that not going to lie as a Floridian it is getting pretty cold in here um I think I'm starting to get hypothermia which I'm not super super stoked about just going up to the Gyros here there's all the uh snowballs that I have created over time can I jump to my death no grab the present can I off the present from here uhhuh just kicked that snowman I just Sparta kicked that snowman right in his chicklets anyone else want a piece ah snowmen snow cowards remember what happened to last guy here how many more presents do you want it's a glutton for presents it needs power ah the scepter of Unholy wisdom one of my personal favorites along with this pickle I love how there's a random pickle in here is the pickle flammable look I had to try all right okay what's that oh one of the snowmen is trying to bust in through the Skylight that's nice all right kid I got new I got good news and I got bad news man I'm almost dead so this is probably going to be the last present I can give you there you happy let make you happy open the presents why you open the presents they your presents okay we have a gun great we have some whoopy cushions actually hold on I need to see [Music] something do you like that [Music] yay ye kid loves it all right then we have some spinning tops and then we have a mallet of death so we'll go ahead and toss you inside of the cot that is a three-pointer right there in case you're wondering and thus it's time for the final present from the three he shoots oh you have to give it to him you can't even like you can't even like do anything with it I thought I could give it to the child but I guess maybe it was my present I'm not really sure hey oh well that's good I'm glad that he grew up to be something so spectacular I was afraid that he was going to end up being like a YouTuber or something when he grew up oh it's my ye snowman yay the last thing I see before I die is my own creation no oh why did you bring him here I wanted $9 an hour oh God not this time I'm still getting paid right well I became a babysitter but my true dream was ending the world and I did get to do that any he folks hope you enjoy this episode of baby and yellow Christmas chapter thanks to the devs for giving me access to this Insanity till the next time stay foxy much love

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Published: Fri Dec 01 2023