I Was A Nice Person Before I Played VR - Job Simulator

hello human this is an accurate simulation of auto mechanic let's see how back up lady [Music] okay take a look under the hood yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't tell me how to do my job all right if there's one thing I've done many times in the past it's take care of vehicles I'm Gonna Fill your vehicle with stuff with like a flame on it so it'll probably be all right is that a potato why are you powering your car with a spud what is wrong with you I'm really good at that [Applause] oh you have any care for the environment at all oh there you go look you flower fueled though the bill comes to 2 394 please no refunds I'll get this taken care of right away you better bloody do otherwise I'll track you down I'll find you there's no vehicle fast enough that you can escape from me it has so much more to offer what you know you talk things and then I'm busy in my own monologues I don't come down to Crusty's car workshop and I'll fix your vehicles and make them go broom hello sir how are you doing don't stop there that's enough thank you very much says that there's a discount so hurry up and take care of my car get a move on I'm sorry who the hell do you think you're talking over here what please the owner is fine establishment now dispatch got a Koopa so let's take real good care of them by sabotaging that car and making him come back later for more work I thought you're gonna say take good care of them because they're a coupon guy but then you should take this care of them because they didn't paint oh I like you I liked it he's a good kind of a boss you're worthless and you're boring in your darling you have no charisma look how charismatic he is he's got a mustache and a hat I'm Gonna Fill your vehicle with trash okay and you may not like this but that's good but that's the business precisely what I'm doing it you should have thought of that before you're a very bad person well a robot you're not a person you should be jealous jealous of my human little hands chunk chunk you should be jealous you should be jealous he should be jealous of my human little hands Hong Kong hey how many cans can we put in the boot hey put in the boot wait put it in the boot how many cans can we banana put it in the boot put it in the boot there's a donut that's really good how many cans can we put in the box oh the boot broke close hang on hang on there we go perfect spin it around please if you would okay well you got this here probably don't need it got that what is that I don't know it does things don't need any of this stuff oh that looks really important yeah just uh how about my headlight fluid how's that looking uh yeah I know about cars headlight fluid yeah of course bloody headlight fluid you fool you stupid little fool I'm gonna change your license plate to one which is illegal so you get pulled over oh I did paint it I painted it red for danger danger this guy's a jackass that's what I did get these out because I want you to I want you to live in darkness I gotta fill your headlights up with actual headlight fluid okay well I'm giving you new headlights because why don't we spice up the gas tank with a little secret ingredient that'll ensure they're back later for more work love it love it you rap scallion I absolutely love it what are we doing you know sometimes you you want to put sugar in your gas tank to make sure it goes really quick you know give it a lot of energy and then you're going to want to leave it a while so you can rest and then you'll get a lot of energy again if you put more in so thank you for being so kind today I've got a special extra coupon super one special twice the parts for twice the price wow okay boss okay it's nice to have finally a good boss not like you who's pathetic and completely worthless in all things well what do we got here rust bucket if I've ever seen one well I just got this beauty to local junkyard yeah [Music] sure and paint the car a nice kind of color like that there we are perfect there we are perfect unleash the pink a big old I am Krusty logo go with the iron crusty colors and you get the license plate can say you can say subscribe subscribe all right so I don't have an iron crusty hood ornament but you can have this one that says I love donut if you could have that can you have that can I have that no am I oh no I broke the Donut oh there's a thing hood ornaments in a fire wow what do I do with that give me the donut give me that give me the donut give me that donut wow look at that it doesn't it does a thing that's really boring I'm gonna give you that one it's like a new car give me that bill show it off to my buddy buddy yeah yeah and remember to tell them to subscribe to I am crusty remember tell them that and then follow I am crusty on on Twitter at fabulous crusty and and follow him on Twitch and watch him go live pretty much every day on an app fabulous Krusty and if I don't do a lot of promotion okay so help me out here I just got to do some promotion and stuff there you go there's money give me give me your money goodbye have a wonderful day and remember subscribe I feel dirty with all that promotion but you know what we got to do what we gotta do we're a business after all you know subscribe subscribe to me hello human I am required by law to do emissions test on my vehicle right get it done so I can get out of this job okay well you're a jerk okay I like your hat and your pipe situation does it blow bubbles so does it blow bubbles blow a bubble jumping bubble float away and get the hell out of here with that attitude we're a nice friendly place it grifty Lube we gotta be without the lube it's just never mind why is it green what are you doing feeding it broccoli that makes sense just cause broccoli is green no problem right yeah I love it yeah yeah banana oh I love a banana your car smells like [ __ ] sir I'll put you're gonna go with a whole banana give it there you go perfect everything's probably better what all the receipt yeah okay I was just waiting for a long time 2 300 wow we're really taking these suckers for a walk aren't we catch you later human bye stupid taxi idiot I hope he crashes if he falls into a lake and then he rusts and then he's unable to float away and then he just suddenly he's dead and left alone for all eternity because he can't die because technology has advanced to the point where where batteries aren't as much of a thing and they're constantly self-charging even in a submerged situation like falling into a lake where he's completely alone with no friendship and no hope of safety or Revival next car my tires are shot and I need some Replacements right how in the bloody hell have you been driving with these things what is wrong with you what have you been doing Jesus Christ I'm gonna give you what's the most expensive one this one's gold probably that one oh Wheels I love it delicious could you put a little more prepared no that's smart that's smart we'll do that absolutely this this is a spare one there you go that's the old one which is broken things [Music] spilled my slushy on the way okay what humans fluid from time to time okay you know I spent some time as a bartender uh and a chef working in a restaurant and my time there I I learned how to make a really mean slushie there you go maybe this day is going to turn around for me after all thanks for getting me back on the road no problem absolutely your car probably break as soon as you turn the corner because I removed everything from the engine but don't worry about it hey human I need an emergency paint job I suddenly decided I hate the color of this car totally normal thing to do I'm not on the run or anything the red bandana over your mouth leaves me to believe you're part of a gang sir is this correct absolutely probably definitely so I'm going to give you a nice healthy deep blue color and you won't have any more problems I'm sure there we are oh oh let's wrap this up by giving me a new license plate yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I get it I get it I understand you don't even have a license plate on the back that's something you're gonna be a little Scamp if you you've been smuggling cheese [Music] is it worth a lot hide this we can make lots of money out of it they can't catch you if they don't know what you've been you've got no evidence if there's one thing I'm good at it's making more money jobs there jobs there jobs there [Music] done okay just give me that bill you know I've got that together yeah yeah you've got you he doesn't have the check we've got the channel you never saw me all right no of course absolutely not definitely not never definitely never definitely never know I'm participating in a car show tonight and I want to look my best thank God I can get my car out looking at I can actually give your car looking at those are right to me hey hey have you ever done something which you start and you think is a really good idea and they're about halfway through you realize there's actually a lot more effort than it's ever really worth it but then you feel like well I'm at a point now I might as well commit because otherwise I have wasted time might as well waste more time than the time I've already wasted otherwise everything's wasted completely might as well continue on to the last point when eating nothing feels wasted or useless at all you know what I mean just gonna paint your car yellow now because a nice sexy yellow is a good thing there we are beautiful nice color I can dig it you can you're absolutely now I'm gonna paint it red because you like it so I'm gonna go with something that you don't like as much I'm gonna remove one of your wheels tires okay give me something fresh well no they're not they're not new I'm just removing one they're changing headlights is it get the best breaks you got no no no I'm not changing them I'm just I'm I'm removing them he's the expert who's a professional here I am yes me if I don't want to remove stuff that doesn't oh there's a bit of a fire in there flower all sorted out there you go perfect hey you know what you did a pretty good job with this thank you give me the bill and I'm out of here thank you oh I hope you enjoy it and good luck on the competition it obviously it's only 5 386 all right human see you again sometime bye there's a big race going on today and I've decided to sponsor it start by hanging some decorations on the sides there use anything whatever looks good can I have a pen I can do good Doodles I'm just gonna put trash on the sides because it's like a staple of Who We Are oh it's limited ah how does that mean I can get really creative with it but it's all in like little I drew a face because it makes sense as a face I think it makes sense as a face I think it's a pretty solid face I started doing a face and it was all right and then I just did more colors because like there's the opportunity yes relaxation is what I need I haven't had a bloody break this whole day I'll have you know I have can you get me a drink of water please refreshing his job isn't as good as I thought it was suddenly and changing the narrative so I was racing oh can you help me or what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know I can help you you want to you you're obviously in a bit of a rush because you're in a race right so I'll go as fast as I can or as fast as I wanna if I painted your vehicle when you're in the middle of the race will you be disqualified because you've changed your colors is that against the rules because it's too late now did you go to the 404 some turbo knots the fastest you got let's go okay I'm gonna give you the maximum energy and you're gonna just go that's how cars go trust me I know things aren't professional right I'm putting in the wrong place that's probably everything is green 2770 is that it I thought we could squeeze my money out of this idiot if you're sure win this race I'm out of here go for it oh you gotta help me human I took my dad's car out last night with my friends and now it's a mess there you go have an egg on your face because you're you're you're full I just realized he's totally gonna know I use the car because the mileage counter I used to do this all the time when I was a kid just blew the car in reverse and put the pedal to the metal okay helps with noises it helps with noises give me that evidence in the trunk evidence in the trunk sure you've been kidnapping people buddy I used to do that when I was young I tell you good times on VHS I'll take care of that for you but I'll take care of the good times getting a lot of money because they're not being paid goddamn anything for this bloody job he's like a staple it's like it's like a trademark of my my work is just just fill up the place with cans [Laughter] okay thank you very much your bill comes to 2296 I'll get this squared away uh later have a lovely day so long I'll take care of you good times for you we keep on moving oh they're already representing the Crusty colors I love it slightly darker shade of pink would be better though great debris while marriage is is is is a scam isn't it marriage is a complete scam so you don't want that you want more of a crusty kind of pink that's absolutely what you want I'm being married give me attention it's my special day I don't care I don't want to look at you and your stupid you make me sick with your being in love you make me you make me sick I'm just gonna attach bananas to the back of your car so when it doesn't make it like a noise it just goes squish bring a bottle of my family find scrape juice on the car no I was amazed at how quickly I reacted with violence there life I can give you a life get out of here okay forget I already put banana in there earlier on let me eat it you don't deserve a full one I know I I do I'm a good person I'm also giving it just just get out of here I'm giving you the time to get out of here before I before I lose it on you gotta get going or I'll be late don't want to be late don't want to be late God I hope he's late guys I hope he's late well I'd love to keep exploiting this free labor but that's all I got for you human okay well I I I've gone through lost career paths now and I I don't feel like I've connected on any level to any of them truly in my soul I feel like I was phenomenal at every single one I want to go somewhere where I'm I'm appreciated because I've been through everything okay this is your job after job after job after job and then nothing is Nothing fits I'm Gonna Leave I'm Gonna Leave gas seriously I hate you big thank you to my patrons James cat pink princess Elohim oh for the Barbarian Aaron Bashir murug and Joe leverman King Tommy one Romeo rizz White Worthington canku 10 back and forth Lulu subtle Insider Mr Carrie Matthew Wilhelm David and Chrissy Carver Xavier the green Alex Mayer Alexandria Rodriguez textual Co snappy9977 Melissa Ferguson wandering Khajiit subjected to Alec McNeil 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Channel: IAmCrusty

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Id: eiRZdLVa1qY

Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020