All right. We're checking
out the only game where you can contract a virus that allows you to spit
nuclear warheads at people. It's Gun Head Run. This is the strangest thing
I think I've ever done in my life. Basically, your head is a gigantic weapon
and you can utilize it to unlock and get better and better weapons
so that you can unlock better and better weapons, or you just run
into giant cinder blocks and die. Right now there's like a massive
Tomahawk missile or something just chilling out at the end. Normally in these games, you get like, I don't know, like a treasure
chest of gold or something like that. Not here. All right,
so you're unlocking all of this money. I want the sniper rifle,
but I don't have the power. Oh, you get more people as well. And then eventually shotguns, and you have
to shoot your way through the money. I love that my money is being held hostage
by giant chunks of Jell-O. So the guns must get pretty strong
because there's a lot of money left. Oh, you can actually start with a better
gun if you have the weapon for it. You just start with a nuke.
Hold on, I got to leave that for a little bit. The power in these guns better be able
to eventually divide by zero. If it doesn't, we're going to go in
and like hack the game and make them. I love that there's eventually,
like a thermal detonator or something. This it almost feels like Contra. I'm going to take
the triple shot for this. And can I have both these guns or can you only pick one?
That's a chain gun!!! I wanted the chain gun, but I can't have it. Lots of fire, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, now we're getting stacks. Okay, the jello's are starting
to get stronger, though. I don't know how far. I was going to say
eventually the jello gets so thick. Okay, you know what? Yeah, sure. Let's start with this Magnum here. More people, more fire rate. I'll get the sniper rifle. More people get more
people, more fire rate. It looks like eventually
there's some sort of like this. Is this just- Is this just a bomb?
Oh, it's a missile launcher! I'm going to keep this one instead of
whatever the rifle was. Oh, missiles. All day. Every day. It's just a giant pod of missiles. Okay, I need to kind of
stay straight here because- Okay, we finally got to the yellow jello. This is the slightly urine flavored jello. Or perhaps it's just lemon lime Gatorade. I want to start with the minigun.
I can't help myself. One advertisement later. Hey, Doc, I have an odd
growth on my forehead. He's like, "Yeah, that's a minigun. You have minigun-itis.
Inflammation of the minigun." Okay, more distance, more- I guess I'll take less fire. I don't want either of these weapons.
I want to keep this. There's just a nuke. Gimme the nuke! Triple nuke explosion!!! This has to be good enough
to get through the yellow, right? It's a nuke. It's okay. I finally got through the first level
of yellow jello, and then eventually it's like blood
jello. Violent jello. All right. Yeah. Give me. Give me that
gun. We'll start with that. More people. More people. Take this rifle over here. I haven't had this one yet, so why not? Oh, now we have saws on the ground
distance or fire rate. Less distance, more people. And I don't really know what this does. I should taken the money, so I don't know
if this gun is any good or not. Like, compared to, you know, literally
shooting nukes out of my forehead. No, it is not as good
as the nukes. All right. Starting off with a super soaker,
more fire rate, more people. There's no way I can get that.
There's nothing I can do. But it looks like there is a sniper rifle coming up, which I also can't get. Rifle. Super soaker. Oh, no. There it is. Hold on, it's right here.
Yesssss!!!! I love that just me and one other guy
have the exact same illness. So here we are, just chilling out,
shoulder to shoulder, vomiting, a constant stream of nuclear warheads. Oh, you start right off
with the mini gun. There. Mmmmm.... that's nice.
Okay, more fire rate. More money. triple-A. Okay, more money. I think going to keep I think I'm going to keep the minigun. All right, let's see how strong
the minigun is. It shoots really far. That could also just be
because of the upgrades. I wonder if there's any more upgrades besides, like, shooting
faster and shooting farther and stuff. And The Minigun also cannot make it to the
to the yellow distance people, triple mini guns, tons of money. So this is good because now
I have, like, more mini guns. I'm at a distance.
I don't want that pistol. And now, like, I lost out on a little bit
of distance, but it should be okay. This should get us at least
to the first layer of yellow. I don't think so. Never mind. Right off the bat. Dead. Fire rate 200.
Fire rate in another 200. Wow. Okay. All right. More people.
There's no way I can get that. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm going to end up
taking the sad two people. Well, I guess they're kind of people. They're like half people and half
just like gun headed aliens. I made it to the end, but just barely. It blows me away
how much a super soaker does. All right, so now we've got. Oh, wow. I can't even
see what's in front of me. I can't see. You know what? We're just going to walk. We're going to walk
straight ahead. Okay, this. This might actually get us to the red
for the first time. This amount of firepower is insane. Oh, it's totally going to the red. Look at the giant stacks of cash. What must I do to get to
the gigantic missile at the end? What does it take? This is probably my, like,
one of my favorite weapons right here. Or at least this is the one
that it looks like does the most damage. There's nothing I could do.
I kind of got stuck in the way of that. All right. Shotgun shotguns. Okay. It's kind of
like a long range thing, but it just doesn't
have the sheer amount of firepower that, like, quadruple
triple missiles does. We're getting into arithmetic
that I don't even know. I didn't have I didn't have the 999. How am I supposed to shoot that down?
27. There we go. All right. What does this do? It's kind of just like
a big homing missile almost. And when I say homing, it's
not actually homing at all. It's just so large of an explosion that it
kind of just ends up hitting everything. You really have to worry about it. A couple of layers of green,
but it was only one. No need to buy this,
considering it's right here. Distance or fire. More fire. More fire. More money. Okay. Apparently,
I can't unlock anything but fire rate. Okay. The fire rate is pretty ridiculous. So once you get to, like,
a really stupid fire rate. Look at the- They're not even bullets. It's just like a stream of death.
Look at how quickly it does damage. Man, if I would have gotten
the atomic bombs or something with this, that would have been incredible. Oh, it can actually kill one
single gun at a time. Well, it's not really a gun. It's a human. Just their head is vaguely
shaped like a gun. Lots of distance. Lots of distance. Hey, they can unlock this. I won't have the time to unlock that less
distance or less fire rate when you can. I guess the idea is, is fire rate
because fire rate just gets really out of hand
really quickly. Triple. That's a good start, people. Okay, more people. I can see a gun
chilling out there in the distance. Hey, that's a different gun.
That is another different gun. I don't know what's better. The sniper rifle or the other one. I've never really
I've never really tested the two. Okay. Now I have like like things
trying to grind my soul out. And there's also random spiky. I don't know, it
kind of look like a Twinkie. There's this a violent Twinkie. The sniper rifles,
they do a lot of damage. I had no idea. I had no idea they did this kind of-
This is a lot of damage. Come on, get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes, no. Yes. More fire rate. More fire. *gibberish*
Vomit up the explosions. Oh, I'm like the Cookie Monster. Except the only thing I'm bringing is death. Okay. Right off the bat. Minigun. Minigun Pretty good. Another. I don't really know what getting the
like the other minigun does. I think it's still just like one
minigun that you get. Definitely need more friends.
More friends with the same illness I have. Right. Shotgun or super soaker?
I guess we're doing the shotgun. Well, now what gas? We're doing the super soaker
with a lot of fire rate. More triple more people. More people. What kind of water is this
that the super soakers are shooting? Oh, yeah. Okay. I kind of don't want that. Yeah, I think I want this.
I don't even know which one is better. This just looks cooler. Okay? More people. I still don't have, like,
a, like a triple shot of this, though. I really kind of want,
like, a triple shot. All right. We're going to we're going to,
like, kind of stay on the side over here just to get all this extra money, okay? Shotgun right off the bat into fire. Because there's this straight out-
Well, there's this, too. You know what? We're going
to take this fire rate. Yeah, distance. You know what? Yeah, more distance. More fire rate. Okay, so I'm only one guy,
but I'm shooting really, really fast. Like, really, really fast. I might be able to get to the
read. Hold on. I'm kind of I'm kind of I'm not going to do it. Okay, so now there's barriers in the way
that you cannot shoot through. Yes, give me the vile super soaker power. Okay. Look at all of the upgrades. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to start with the missiles. All right, let's do it. Distance or fire rate,
you know, let's go distance this time. Now we'll go fire rate
then into even more fire rate. Then I wish I could get past
either one of these, but I kind of can't. We got more people than I guess so. The mini guns are shooting
really far, which is nice. Real far, actually. All this money, like
there's all this extra money. I can't even use it
for anything right now. I mean, I can buy this, I guess.
Uh, triple. Distance. fire rate, fire rate, minigun
that I can't get. I love how there's all, like,
this pinata stuff that flies around. It's like, congratulations. The gigantic tumorous growth on
your head has evolved. Here's some confetti.
I don't know if- Oh, okay. I was going to say
I don't know if that's really where you should be
putting all of your confetti. So is is this better than this, I wonder?
I don't think it is. I think it only does like 40 damage. The other one does 50. Yeah, it only does 40 damage. Super Soaker does five. Little cruddy thing that you start with does one.
400... Oh, wow. Okay. A a like fully automatic sniper
rifle is pretty good. And by pretty good,
I mean, like, it's really good. I'm actually at the red. We haven't gotten past
the red yet, though. This is a pretty good start. This is a start that I'm very,
very happy about. Fire rate or distance? Fire rate.
Okay. So this does at least 20 damage. It does at least 50 damage actually. So we already have a triple.
What happens if you triple? A triple? Do you get more triple?
I don't think you do. I think it only triples one time. I really can't tell. We're doing so much damage that
it really doesn't matter at this point. Missiles solve everything! Okay. Okay. I'm going to go distance because right after that is fire rate. now, does the damage splash,
I guess is the real question? Because we've got three guys.
It doesn't look like it does. All of the pew pew
is more fire rate, more. It's like glitching out. Look at the bullet. All the bullets are like, "Oh, don't push!"
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This can actually happen. Okay, we're getting there. We're like halfway through the reds to get to the
I don't know, the missile take off silo. More people or 500 distance? I don't know the 500 distance
sounds like a lot of distance. It didn't actually do
anything for me, but it did. It did sound like a lot of distance here. There's the missiles fire rate. Yeah, more fire rate. Okay, more fire rate. Okay, then apparently
all there is is fire rate at this point. So, man, is this one better, I wonder,
because look at how fast it spewing out. Okay, so it does 50 as well. It looks like both
those missiles do 50 points of damage. It's still not going to get me
to the red, though, not with one of them. So this is a really simple gun. I mean, it's just the shotgun. It looks like the shotgun
is just a vomiting pizza sauce. That's how fast the bullets are coming out. Okay. Big distance,
even big distance on the sniper rifles. So they're doing a hundred points
of damage at the time. So the sniper rifles
are actually the most powerful if you can get them to fire super fast. Come on, sniper rifle. Come on, sniper rifle. Yes. Okay. It's not like a fully
automatic sniper rifle yet, but we are like slowly getting there. If I can upgrade this
to like the most biggest capacity I can get it to,
we can probably get past all the reds. Look at the fire rate. I've got to be getting to the point where like I'm about to max out these rockets because the fire rate on
these are getting absolutely ridiculous. One man, one desire to go on a vacation with a missile
because I don't know why. It's just kind of how it goes, man.
All right. So distance, fire rate, that's not a it's not an incredible amount of fire,
but it's an okay. Amount of fire rate. More fire rate. Okay. We've got to- I guess we have some
pretty good fire rate here. Let me see. I've got to kind of like pause
every once in a while so that my missiles actually catch up with the death
they're supposed to be laying down. You say we can get a little bit further
if we give the missiles time to work like an anti-bacterial solution. Still, about halfway through the red,
I get a weird feeling that if we like projectile vomited missiles,
we would never have an issue with, like, alien races
trying to take us over or anything. Just just kind of something
I thought about. Okay, rail sniper rifle at this point. I love how-
Look at how big this sniper rifle is compared to my body. I love how ridiculous the difference is. Okay, past the first layer of red. Past the second layer of red,
I think I need two or three people. And to get that combo, I decided we haven't had enough numbers
going across the screen in damage. Thanks to my buddy Outwit, we can now modify
all of the different parts of the gun before we go anywhere though. Like I'm kind of curious what happens if you put the speed of, like, the nuke at one? Does it just like- It's the slowest moving nuke that's ever existed. You would die of old age
before it actually killed you. So I think the base here for
the bullet speed is 100. And what happens if we put it at like,
I don't know, 1000? Does it change the one that's already on this-
Whoa!!! Oh, okay. Oh, it's more like it's
more like a railgun It's more like a rail gun now than-
Oh, my God! Okay, hold on. Hold on.
So if you put, like, bullet distance 1000, I assume it would just, like, immediately hit
everything on the entire screen or what? Oh, God. I think what's amazing
is even with all this damage, it actually still takes quite a bit
to destroy the very last ones of these. Look at it. It's actually. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Look at how many hit points these last ones
have. Okay, hold on. All right. Starting with the rockets. So what happens if you just did,
like, numbers? Just. You know what? Hold
on. We're going to do it. We might as well.
All the numbers. All the time. There we go. You can't- You-
There's no way. Oh, if it goes like so fast. It goes so fast that you can't even tell. I don't even know if I'm hitting anything
or I think it's going so fast that it doesn't know
it's supposed to hit something. So going that fast is actually bad.
So while I could have like a nuclear railgun,
I want to actually see the nukes go. So I'm just going to put this
at 50 and that's it. There we go. Yes. The nukes have already destroyed
like a ton of stuff downrange, so we already have three people on this. Now we're going to have- Oh, my God....
Now we're going to have five. This should do it. They should totally do it. We're finally going to get to the-
Whatever that is down there. Like I said, I don't know if it's supposed to be
just the idea that we're leaving Earth. Everything's dead. With five of the sniper rifles, like, fully upgraded
with ridiculous stuff. There's no way with all the stacks of cash-
What happens if I go past it? Oh, you can't. Okay. Well, we took guns, divided them by zero,
and finally got to leave earth. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Gun Head Run.
Until next time: Stay foxy and much love.
