I Tried App Games That Simulate Life ...but NONE of Them Should Exist

i beat up the teacher why honey you're pregnant pregnant oh no oh her hair looks so bad oh it's so bad i'm so sorry [Music] so once again i've decided to stay cool hip and trendy with the youths of today by checking out what their favorite free app games have been lately and i've started to notice a pattern i mean don't pay attention to among us but past among us i've noticed that a lot of the games seem to be emulating real life we have acrylic nails chat master which is basically about sliding into people's dms and or having text message conversations with people you know for people like me who don't have any friends to text there's papers grade please which is basically about being a teacher which i played if you didn't see it it's linked in the description below you can be a police officer you can go to the spa so once again i've decided to try some of these out and see what the fuss is about starting with chat master game consists of several activities related to mobile phone especially texting oh so it's all different mobile phone activities well i wonder what that's like having a mobile phone all right let's see what my life would be like if i had people to text find excuse where were you yesterday which lie pirates kidnapped me that'd be pretty epic my dog was sick feel bad for me you have a dog her name is cindy i love dogs but please call next time yay i lied clean the display oh my god i love my favorite game cleaning a fake display wow having fun i don't know yet not really prank dad hey dad what wow my dad loves me so much i had an accident i was expelled from school i didn't want to worry my dad so i was expelled how i beat up the teacher why uh he gave me an f come home now i'm so angry at you prank hehe oh my god he got pranked so bad wow that was so that was so much fun memorize okay oh my god really wow so hard oh oh it's a cute girl ask her out hi girl what do you want oh she seems lovely i'm just i'm gonna be straightforward go out with you really no lol oh no what do you mean that didn't work all right fine let's try this again yeah you seem really cool you are also kind of cute i am kind of cute will you marry me whoa wanna hang out yes i win guess the app okay messenger netflix paypal pinterest skype get the job zoo manager oh my god i want to work in the zoo what do you want to do well i want to feed lions that's a really dangerous job okay is elephant washing safer elephant stepped on the last guy do i get good salary 500 a month no health insurance great i mean i got the job that was my goal right charge your phone i love this game such riveting gameplay that i don't get to do in my real life where are you i'm at a party who's there with you oliver when are you going home morning okay honey i'll be waiting wow most understanding mom ever she's like well she's not lying to me see see the truth can be powerful don't lie guys that's the moral of this app let's do something crazy like what adventure or something uh great idea do you have some ideas you're the only i guess where canada that's crazy good but i don't have a car take my dad's will he allow it i will tell him let's go baby so this is what having friends to text is like don't delete wow i cleaned my inbox this why is this game so high on the top games what is this what is that what is that what did i just do director al hi al do we know each other i want to play in your movie and who do you want to play a bandit can you look scary i just texted a random director he's like who's this oh you want to be my movie sure yes strangers run away from me very good see you on set you seem like a stand up very trustworthy guy hello old friend hi ed i am looking for an investor look elsewhere you've got to hear me out okay what i'm going to make pen that writes underwater it's pretty useless you just missed your once in a lifetime opportunity well thank god i knew ed was an idiot three plus two is five six plus four is ten thirteen wow i was so smart wanna hear a good joke sure what do you call someone with no body and no nose i don't know nobody knows good joke dad want to hear another please god no what's brown and sticky what is a stick dead stop last one dad please don't do it don't do this to me don't trust atoms why they make up everything oh no it's a hacker gray tang's friend don't get hacked oh no there's a lot riding on this one who you i'm the greatest hacker of all time what do you want send me a hundred dollars or you'll get hacked i will hack you why because that's what hackers do you are not hacking me why shouldn't i hack you i know who you are what's my name uh it's mark how did you know because i already hacked you oh my you are a great hacker as well don't play with me please leave me alone i don't mean to hack you give me a hundred dollars okay just leave me alone reverse hacking oh yeah all right that's enough of that i don't feel bad anymore about getting left out of text conversations that was terrible why is that number three house life 3d shave father's beard help your children's homework wash dishes and prepare your children's lunchboxes get ready to enjoy an experience of house life i want to know what living in a house is like home hair oh god oh no julie what happened to you what happened to you don't worry i will fix yay she looks so dead inside wow we get to do homework i love app games where i get to do homework check in what's the check what make what the chicken make what it here we go cow i don't now you'll never know if the line actually goes it does though the bee wow i did good oh my god i always wanted to know what shaving off a random man's mustache would be like oh oh oh i have to do it oh paint hair what oh my god oh you're gonna look beautiful yes yes did i do it yay oh my god my nails this is my favorite cut hair why is nobody going to the salon to get this done why am i cutting everybody's hair oh we're going really short oh no oh her hair looks so bad oh it looks so bad oh girl it looks so bad oh it's so bad i'm so sorry braid hair i mean this isn't technically braiding it's just twisting it but sure that's not gonna stay organize the pizza i hate this game i hate it i hate it i love organizing wow i'm really mad that i somehow got conned into playing this game okay i officially hate this game next that's what home life is like i don't want it what else we got save the baby the adventure game you've seen all this time is finally a reality what answer questions get out of awkward situations try to complete the game okay we're partying oh my god i feel sick what should i do keep partying girl oh i feel dizzy better see a doctor anyway oh so you don't not even listening to my decisions how should i get there run oh my god am i forgotten honey you're pregnant what should i do find it find a father not the father just any father yeah let's just find a father i get paid for that what what okay so is saving the baby like i'm responsible for her decisions to make sure that the baby makes it but who can be the father get a dna test girl but where to get the dna test what should i do i don't know actually i need samples of potential fathers plural girl dorr who is it my friend's boyfriend my ex-boyfriend girl let's just say it's your ex-boyfriend okay we need to talk about the baby i hope he understands uh yeah i have i have a baby all right i'm going to get his hair to test out dna just pull it out shank it out don't even ask i have to wait some time to get the test i don't feel like going to work anymore what should i do i need those dolla dolla bills get to work take a break from work you gotta go to work girl it's lunchtime and i'm hungry what should i eat beer and burgers girl you pregnant what are you doing yeah it's probably good to stay away from alcohol now you think oh my god this is this woman you should not be having a baby my friends want to go out and party with me uh don't go oh no tell me that's not them outside right now oh god she went what game is this it's like i'm trying to help her make good life decisions and she's like nah i see that guy's eyes on me girl no oh no oh no girl girl go to his place you don't know him he's a stranger i mean i guess invite him to your place did i pick up the underwear on the floor girl you're a hot mess i'm so nervous wait what does this have to do with you being pregnant don't unlock special scene no girl you shouldn't be doing anything we could spend the night together what should i do well i've already pregnant yeah no no getting to know him better is the right call you think girl i want to get more serious with him what should i ask ask if he wants kids girl you're just trying she is just trying to find a father she's not trying to find the father she's like do you like kids well lucky for you i've already got one cooking oh no i left the pregnancy test down and he's looking at it tell him it's his baby how would that even work tell him it's his wait the date on this is from before we met i can't believe you'd lie to me um i can't see having a kid right now there's a deal breaker for me what wow i knew he was bad news let's just get you a cute outfit then oh this is cute yeah buy that thousand dollar outfit oh the dna test came back negative so it wasn't steve who should i contact next steve's father girl we were stuck in that elevator for days i'll call jim oh my god this is horrible i have become a mother and i'm going to put this kid in a box i want to make sure that he's really really adequately traumatized before we get him into real life guys i mean you can do it too what did i just watch what app get oh my god i kind of want to download this app another video another video i've had enough terrible apps today okay it's steve's dad maybe he's looking for a new family jim has called me 10 times in the last three days ghost this pathetic divorcee tell him to back off a little okay i think i'm done with this girl i don't care what happens to you i feel bad for your baby but i can't be the one to save it i can only do so much i just i hated every single one of these games why are they on the top free charts thank god among us is in the number one slot or like everything i think about humanity would just go out the window oh i hate it i hate it so much all right well if you made it this far in the video or you want me to play that ridiculous kid advertised game that i just saw then make sure to leave a like before you go also if you're looking for something else to watch make sure to check out one of these two videos and make sure to also subscribe that button's over there as well so you can see more terrible app games that i have to put myself through for you and as always i will see you guys soon

Channel: LaurenzSide

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Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 18 2020