Hi Mama! [cries] I am your child! [oof] [gasps] I name you Sandy. No but name's not Sandy though. [yeet] Oh god! I'm being kidnapped! ARGHHHHHHH! [intro music] Hey guys! Guess who's back? [horror music] Yes! That's right! Yandere is back on Roblox trying to get adopted. Before we start if you would adopt a Yandere, Then make sure to leave a like! Right now! The more likes I get, the more Yanderes are adopted! I don't know if you guys remember, But I think like two years ago, I made an adopt a Yandere video in Roblox, And to this day, it's still one of like, my favorite videos. It's so funny! And I've really been wanting to make a second one. So that's what I'm doing! And as you can see, they've updated a lot. I'm now a baby! [baby cries] I'm a little marshmallow, look at me! Hey! Somebody adopt me! [gasps] Oh! Oh! A possible parent! Hello! Spongebob Squarepants! Adopt me, please? Can I adopt you? [gasps] Yes! Ye! [Laughs] YE! Spongebob Squarepants is gonna be adopting me. All of my dreams are coming true. I name you Sandy. Wait... What? N-no my name's not Sandy though- [yeet] Oh god! I'm being kidnapped! Wait a minute, I don't wanna be Sandy! I'm San -? I'm not Sandy! I don't - My name's Ayano! Oh, oh god! I was abandoned. Hello? [laughs] New parent, I'm right here! Hold me. Oh there we go, OK. Guys, I'm being kidnapped, By Spongebob Squarepants. [laughs] This is happening. Little does Spongebob know, I'm pure evil. OK, what's happening now? Whats...whats happening now? This is my house. I'd hope so. What do we do now? I'll show your where your bed is. Oh, OK. Wow! I love it! I love it! Bedtime? [laughs] Yes, go to sleep! Go... To... Sleep! Stay here OK? OK! Don't worry Spongebob, I won't be naughty! [laughs] I name you Sandy Cheeks. Ew. I'm not a squirrel though. I know that. Well I just wanted to make sure that you knew I wasn't a squirrel. But like, the squirrel Cindy, she died. What? [laughs] OK, this is getting kinda creepy. You're just standing staring at me. [oof] [gasps] I just pressed the baby bottle and it just threw me in here! Ah....Wha- OH! Oh it's my parent. Oh no, I'm running away. I'm running away. Arghhhhhhhhh!!! I'M RUNNING AWAY! [laughs] Oh good! He gave up! He gave up, he gave up. This is so...just listen to the actual background music with me running. [happy music]
Wow! Just another day in the life of a Yand - whoa! [gasps] Oh my god, wait, you're a kid! Why are you driving a car? You shouldn't be driving a ca- Oh god! We're gonna run over people! Hey! Oh! I need an adult! I need an adult! Oh my god it's Siren Head. Why? I'm supposed to be the only creepy thing here, You're stealing my thunder. All these girls in love with Siren Head. Well this is cute. [siren sounds] What is happening? I just want to find good adoptive parents, Get out of here Siren Head! Oh my god, I'm a little kid now. I'm so cute! Yeah! Murder! Alright, let's try to get adopted again. Yes! Adopt me! [gasps] Yes! Do it! Yes! Yes you may hold me! Yes! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! Erm... This is...erm you're not supposed to do this to a baby, I just want you to know. Hello? Oh no! Oh she's too cute - Oh my god we're having a face off! How dare you? Yeah that's right, get outta here! No! You're too cute! They're gonna go for you and not me! No! Oh my god, she's gonna get adopted before me. You must think that Senpai will love you, But they won't, I'm cuter! I'M CUTER! [laughs] No! I have a cow. Well, good for you! Is that what it takes to be adopted? A cow? [gasps] Oh you have an Animal Crossing shirt on, adopt me! Can I come in your stroller? Let me in your- [gasps] Yes! Yes! Why am I sitting like this? This is very weird. What the heck? Ah! This girl's like, this girl's like she 'ah she was...' Ow! Ahhh! I WAS ABANDONED! Oh, you will pay. [whispers] You will pay. I'm getting in your stroller, I don't care. I am your child. I don't care if you want me or not. [oof] [gasps] Why will nobody let me be their baby? Oh god. Who are you? Waiting for a response? For what? Oh my god lo- NO I'M NO I'M NOT LAUREN! I'm Yandere! [gasps] She found a new baby? Oh my god, it's her! It's you! I know, I'll disguise as a parent and try to adopt her! Alright, where is she? Where is she? I don't see her. I don't see her anywhere. You're cute though, I'll take you. She's not gonna let me hold her. [nope] Wow. Wow! [laughs] Oh my god, baby up for grabs? I will take you! What... [screams] She just backed away! I would like to hold you baby! I would like to hold you. Ah, why won't none of these babies let me hold them? I look... Trustworthy! What the heck is this? Oh my god. I will hold you. [gasps] Urgh! [Lauren laughs] It's so ugly! What is this? Hi Mama! [cries] You look... Why? Why you look like that? [Lauren laughs] Do I look ugly? Uhm... No. No...you're...cute? No! No! NO! No wait, wait, wait! You're nice. Help! She is kidnapping me! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! No! Nooo! Ay! No! No! [gasps] How dare you tell me no! Yes! Yes I gotcha! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! Oh. I'm trying to hold you beautiful baby! Get over here! Yes! [Lauren laughs] Oh, she's gone. She was the ugliest child, I needed her. What is a baby bot? Yeah, gimmie a baby bot. Your bots name. Senpai. Spawn. [Lauren laughs] Oh my god, Senpai! Oh I have you Senpai, don't worry! I will take very good care of you. OK, we're gonna put you to bed, There you go. Oh my god, I have a demon baby. Are you just following me everywhere? Wait, so if I go outside will it just... Oh god! It's following me everywhere. Oh it's following me! Well that was a waste of Robux! Follow me demon baby bot! Uh, hi? Lauren Hi. [gasps] Oh no! My secret identity! No! I'm a 'baget'? [gasps] Let me hold you. I love 'bagets'. Ah! My baby's like 'what the hell?!' Why are you picking up another baby? Can we go to the cinema? Oh my god, my baby has needs and wants? What the heck? What is VIP - is that how I turn in to Siren Head? I bought VIP morphs, and I don't know how to use them. Oh my god, I can be an animal? What is this? [laughs] What am I? A ghost? Oh my god, I can be Sanic! I run so fast! Who wants to adopt Sanic? Gotta go fast! OK, I got a little off track from the main premise of this whole video, Adopt a Yandere. Oh no, I'm up against these two cute, cute babies! Crap. I promise I won't kill you. I just accidentally renamed myself 'adopt me'. Adopt me! It's my name! Yes. [gasps] My Senpai has come for me finally! Daddy? Oh my god, are you going to drown me? This happened last ti- Ah! Ah you dro- ARGH! YOU ABANDONED ME IN THE OCEAN! I'm drowning! Help! Daddy help! Oh. Hello. Are you here to help me? Help. Hi, can I adopt you? Please save me! I'm drowning! Oh my god you're savin - wait, you can't adopt me! You're a child! Grabs! NO! Right, I'm going back in the ocean! [laughs] Oh my god, the ice cream truck, the ice cream truck! I'm coming. You know, this may be a very easy way to kidnap babies. And I just got in willingly. What's this? It's an ice cream truck. Who's ice cream truck is this? Hello! Operator of the ice cream truck? Hello? What is happening up here? [gasps] You're the one that abandoned me! [whispers] Oh my god. You! Get back here! How dare you abandon me in the ocean! You left me for dead! No! This is a robbery, give me all the bread. Wait, no! No. no, no. no! This isn't a robbery, no! What are you doing? You're gonna get us arrested! I'm a baby. She died and our dad died... What? Different story going on in here! Be my dad. NOW! You don't wanna see me angry. Oh my god, he disap - where'd he go? Wait. No, be my dad! Be my dad! [gasps] No! Oh, you're the ice cream - heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! [yeet] Mommy? Can I adopt you? [gasps] Yes! Mommy! [laughs] Yes! Yes I am your Mommy! Yay! Why do people keep doing this to me? I'm following you, where are you taki- oh my god you don't know where you're going. Oh my god forget it, you don't know where you're going. I don't want that type of Mom. Oh my god, there's an angel baby! And then me! Oh, hey! [gasps] I was chosen out of both of us! Ha, ha! Sucks to be you fairy lady! Oh my god, why do people keep DOING THIS?! Why are you jumping with me? I feel sick! Please stop! Oh, she's jumping more. Wow! Am I supposed to play? Did you bring me to the playground..is that what you want me to do? Oh my god, well I'm terrible at playing as you can see. Oh god, oh god! [laughs] I don't know how to play! Everything I've tried to play so far just does not go well for me Mom! [laughs] This is why I have no friends Mom! Also, it's the middle of the night, Why are we out here? You're a terrible Mom too! We date. [Lauren laughs] Er...OK. She doesn't look very happy about it, man! I'm going home, oh my god! Oh I'm following this story! Sounds right up my alley! Adopt me now! Don't do it. She's awful. [Lauren laughs] Oh my god! [Lauren laughs] OK...and... I'm not awful. [Lauren laughs] OK....and? Like she's not denying it, like ' yeah I'm awful, and?!' I do like your outfit though. Aw, she's like 'you're being rude to me but I will compliment your outfit'. Now I feel bad. Alright, I'm leaving. Oh my god, why are you riding a duck for? I need an animal to ride. Open chest. Yes! What do I get? OH MY GOD! [gasps] Oh my god! Pet it! Yay! Oh my god, that dog is so fetch! I made a new friend! Adopt me is shaking! We can accessorize the dog? I'm kind of obsessed now. I want more animals. Oh yeah, look at all that money! Alright, we're getting a legendary, I bought a magic key! Come on! Gimmie an ani- what? What? I don't like you! I like the dog that I paid like nothing for! Let me kidnap you. I mean, sure? Thanks for asking. Can I kidnap you? Er...yeah! You know what? You asked nicely, What is up with your look girl? It's like you shaved all your hair but you were like 'I love my bun so I'm just gonna leave that unshaved'. My bunny's trying to save me, my bunny is trying to save me. 'Let me come!' Oh my god, it's my new best friend! Where are we going? Let's go clubbing? Where we going? This is a really weird scene, everybody's following! The girl I insulted, This guy that told another guy we were robbing his house, This crazy lady - Oh my god, we're getting pizza. I'm gonna - oh god. [oof] Pfft! Start cashier job? [Lauren laughs] Hello! I'm Yandere! What would you like? Oh god, oh I'm kidnapped again. [Lauren laughs] This image over here, what is happening?! Oh my god! I'm just - I'm trying to find my pets! [gasps] Finally, doggy yes! Gear a heart, Oh my god! You're my Senpai now cause you're just as evil as I am apparently. Lauren, we must escape from that lady. Yeah er...she's crazy. Do not try to run again. Well, I'm gonna try and run They're all chasing after me! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Why does that - Oh my god, she runs so creepy! No! ARGHHHH! No get her! No! Kawaii puppy! Kawaii puppy don't fall behind she will kill us! The tables have turned! I thought I was the murderer but apparently not! But Lauren, I have bread. Oh my god, take me. [Lauren laughs] OK! Take me wherever you want! Alright guys, well hopefully you enjoyed this throwback Roblox episode, part two. 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