I Tried The Strangest Official Stardew Valley Speedrun

today I'll be attending one of sturdy Valley's weirdest speedrun.com recognized speed runs the point of the run is to prove that you're a classy gentleman as quickly as you can so the first step is to stay far away from my stepdad our family needs desperate help the requirements of the speedrun are to consume wine and cheese that's it the only catch is that you can't buy either from the traveling cart can I break the current world record at a single hour here's what most people do I'll show you the world's record current run basically what you do is you plant a bunch of freaking crops and then you buy a freaking barn and a cow and then you milk him then he ate some cheese and then oh okay eat the chase now I just need wine and then you just finished the Artisan bundle you just get a bunch of stuff from the fruit cave that I don't want to do that that sounds really boring so I thought there's gonna be a better way to do this right what I'm thinking we do is there are two things that we can basically do we need to get wine and cheese but what are two ways to get wine and cheese firstly we get wine from the Feast of the winter star and as long as our special someone our secret Santa is any adult besides Clint Evelyn Marnie and Robin Robin or Willie we can just reset till we get wine seems plenty easy right then for cheese now this one's a little harder there are a couple ways to get cheese without building a barn you could go to the desert instead and heat the desert Trader she trades emeralds or cheese on Friday I'm like okay what's the easiest way to get an emerald emeralds don't spawn until Level 80 of the mind so that seems a lot of the question but then I remember they saw on inside of the Quarry so I thought you know what we just unlocked the Quarry then unlock the bus and we can go to the desert trade the emeralds for the cheese and then get the wine with the Yolo from the Feast of winter start and then it's just bang bang boom Daddy so it's pretty easy run if you think about it all you need is 65 000 G to complete all the JoJo bundles and then you need to get extremely lucky and get a really good gift from the piece of winter star and I think I could do that in like 40 minutes hope you're done before I stream next week really you guys think this is gonna take that long you know what I'm gonna list some names for you guys Harold the guy with the Purple Crayon Martin Luther King and that kid from Psychonauts all of them had a dream now so do I my dream is to just get the wine on the first YOLO oh first thing we gotta do is sleep most Dapper thing I can imagine three two one go let's get right into it guys all we gotta do is do some sleeping until the Feats of the winter start so we can get any adult that is not Clint Evelyn Marnie Robin or Wiley easy dub and then we'll be fine guys everyone's Hayden but they just don't understand they don't see the vision you think that when George Washington said that he wanted to be free from the British that they saw the vision do you think that he was like oh everyone's like that's a good idea that makes sense no they're probably like a lot of RNG based in that you don't really understand what you're doing you know stuff like that but there he is and here we stand in America land of the free now so why don't you think about that chat before you start critiquing me you ever consider that Ebenezer Scrooge after drinking from the Fountain of Youth okay guys get all your roasts out now because you're gonna look really stupid when I set the Posh percent world record currently the world record is one hour and one minute and for me Child's Play If I get one hour and two minutes that's a success that means that the run is viable you need to bring a gift wait I don't have to bring a gift only they have to bring the gift right wait you have to bring a gift okay I should have researched the piece of winter star a little bit more just to be a bit more well can I just give him like a piece of wood or something that probably works I'll probably just give him a piece of wood dialogue's probably shorter if you give a bad gift anyway so I'll just do that let's do this tomorrow is the Feast of the winter star I'm gonna crank open my menu my letters oh my God Marnie I don't care my secret friend is Abigail okay easy grab a piece of wood easy dub now what do we do in the meantime I don't know what to do for 40 minutes watch me get emeralds from this Poe okay win a root still pretty good hey lost book this is a complete waste of time that's life though nothing's a waste of time everything is he's a winner starts about to start crap I'm bungling I gotta give a gift to Abigail where is she where is she where is she have a go yes I would thanks she loved it nailed it Vincent no not Vincent oh this guy can't give me anything that I want oh thanks for the ancient doll Vincent awesome thanks man this one was a failure guys well that was a complete failure on to attempt number two I know guys that didn't go the way we intended but that's life baby sometimes you gotta know when to hold the one to fold them on God you know what let's play on the beach farm and that's the farm name all right three two one go Runner Roots can't be found on the farm all right I already feel like an idiot I feel like that the sleeping takes so long you know this might be a terrible idea at least it'll be different such exciting gameplay all right guys okay all today I'll be playing stardew Valley but every day I sleep I have to take a shot to the temples we'll keep increasing the power of the shot until we fry my brain it's already been turned to goo for 10 years of youtubing but let's see what happens when we electrocute that you all right 25 let's do it guys seizure warning I'm about to crank open these letters Marnie the seizure warning was for you because I'm about to knock your lights out okay Evelyn all right to the mines to the mines chat Coral nice that could be useful not sure how I don't think gem nodes can appear on the first floor of the mines so I feel like we have to get to four or five all right we gotta hope for Gem nodes guys gem node that turn into an emerald it's just that simple okay I see nothing thus far oh there's an exit though that's good okay no Emerald though okay that did nothing for me even that gem node oh go away please leave me alone please leave me alone please I'm being so nice today I'm not sure maybe gymnodes can't spawn on level five of the minds nothing's happening here really okay okay and I missed the Feast of the winter star all right guys well this was a good use of my time I think all right I did manage to pick up some Crystal fruit though which I would never dare give up to Abigail this is my crystal fruit Abigail can have oh wait no who's my secret Santa Evelyn I forgot all right Evelyn where you at yo biggie here take some copper ore you're welcome all right give me an adult give me an adult give me Nia is Penny considered an adult no I think she's a child I think she is considered a child Penny why have you blueberry cobbler come on let's try to run this back again I feel like this time we got it I think we did a couple things wrong there and three two one go guys I have a feeling that this is this is feeling like it's not really working all right I thought it was gonna be a lot easier than it was but turns out that sleeping all the way until winter 25 the literal last day of the year is a little bit more difficult than I thought why didn't you reset the day because recent the day doesn't change who your person is right it changes the gift they give you yeah besides the gift that they give you not your person your person's already been decided so penny is not an adult so therefore she would not have given me a good gift but she's an adult wait what Penny's an adult what no she's not she's like 12. are you guys sure that Penny can give wine she's a mom why is she an adult they'll still have moms in Mary Penny I mean I guess but I'm not an adult yet don't even try and pull that crap with me if I'm an adult then why don't I understand how to do calculus explain to me why I haven't gone to the DMV in a month when I'm supposed to have gone a very like over two months ago explain that to me all right if I'm an adult how would that make any sense it wouldn't check freaking mate chat you guys look so stupid right now jeez okay so Penny can confirm to give him wine okay that's interesting guys that changes things I did not know that okay but now I know did I forget to give myself a mustache oh my God this run is absolutely smushed who is that baby there's a fetus on the screen so embarrassing this is awful Shawnee I did research also Shawnee I don't know who gives wine that's fair that's you know it's bear I just thought that it was only adults like I didn't think that the bachelorettes were considered adults all right go to the mines ugh I look so disgusting I look absolutely vile all right I gotta switch my tools around because it's really bothering me check your mail oh oh no I forgot to check my mail uh oh well I'll just give everybody until I get it right now guys I'll just do the YOLO guess it'll be easy I'll just guess right on the first time all right things are not going great so far that's all right at least I got a rock to give who my Super Saiyan is and I need to feel it in the vibes geode Clint It's gotta be Clint guys just watch see and with perfect accuracy with perfect accuracy I knew that it was Emily I could feel it in the Vibes I was feeling it really hard okay it's Abigail Abigail give me my gift please just give me some wine would it be so hard to get me some wine the poppy seed muffin okay that does nothing for me terrible secret santa all right reset the day we got this exit to title I'm gonna mix things up though this time I'm gonna go in a little earlier or a little later I'm not sure but that will allow me to get the wine okay but now I know who my secret scent is I might have forgotten who my secret Santa was who was it again who was it I forget I don't remember um I'm sure I'll remember about this thing was it Jazz no Emily it was Emily I remembered it before you guys even said it remember before I didn't even need you guys but I appreciate it you know this wine strategy is not really paying off the way I would have hoped okay but I have a backup Strat if we can't do the wine we could always get it from The Artisan bundle which would still work then we could still keep our YOLO Emerald play okay he's the winner star thing you know that this might be stupid but that's why you guys come to the channel okay I don't think anyone's coming here for deep sturdy Valley critique yeah you're coming here because I make fun faces when I get upset all right you all know why you're here okay Feast of the winter star yes take the crystal fruit that's better than nothing this time I went a little later all right and this time I Can Tell She's gonna give me that wine baby she gonna give me that wine so like I said guys I never really was very confident in this strategy and I've always been saying that it's just kind of like a waste of time really so I think there's probably another strategy we could go with that's a little quicker but I'm glad that I tried out your strategy chat I know that you guys really wanted to try it out but like I said it was pretty stupid at the end of the day so now we'll be going with my much better strategy and I think we'll be finding that that'll work a little better because I've got some game knowledge unlike you guys let's bring in the dabster all right here's the strategy this time here's what we do we sleep till winter win a root of farm until we have 70 000 G then we buy the JoJo bundle get the fruit bat cave finish the Artisan bundle then after you finish model we got the keg then we do the rest by doing the Quarry thing let me just Quarry over the mines bling bang boom follow the day all right we got it this time biggest priority is just getting that fruit bat cave baby we're not going to the Feast of the winter star this time guys so I will say if this attempt fails then I will be just doing what the world record run did I'll be admitting that all right here we go Marnie I don't care you need to live your own life winner farming time all we have to do is get 70 000 G make it to the Quarry and refine Chad it's just that easy oh my God first Hill holy crap I am goaded pull up a second what the heck oh my god oh dang okay this is really good actually all right okay all right hold up hold up all right first Hill oh my God this is so lucky what the heck okay okay okay okay okay okay all right do not bungle this run this is the sacred run the Posh percent that was made for Destiny oh my God I'm feeling so good right now and I have so much energy that I don't even need to go to Gus's I should just drop this run and go for the JoJo percent world record am I right I'm really hyped right now guys this is crazy I can't believe that actually it worked I was prepared to just like upload this video as a complete failure and I was like you know what let's just run it back one more time we go one go two then we go three oh crap yeah I meant to do that I mean uh yeah that was all part of the plan now I got exhausted which would be good for tomorrow all right let's go to Gus's we'll get some salads we'll sell some of this off to hope that the fruit bat cave spawns in because I think this should be enough for a fruit bat cave right let me go up here boom so so it's only been 13 minutes and things are already looking really good for me look at this cutscene then we'll go read the community center scroll and dang I actually wish I had less energy because I think it's actually a good idea to just pass out in the community center in here instead of walking all the way back then we could just sleep through tomorrow yes okay red okay and done and die okay easy Oh wait we're gonna lose money that's okay worth the time tomorrow we wake up get up and we get out there oh I lost a thousand G from passing out holy crap that was not worth it at all that was actually a terrible idea oh my God okay it's fine all right I'm freaking out I need to get together because this could be the dapperest of runs today we'll be doing the dapperus thing I've ever done in stardew Valley you know another thing about the fact they only get 13k a day really making getting to the Quarry seem a little bit less possible I'm gonna be honest with Chad and time to sell to be here all right we gotta look for that Crystal fruit we know we should look on Friday okay it's fine I'll sell through here because I need to get 25 000 G so the pier will your Demetrius will come give me the fruit bat game guys I'm starting to feel like this might not be the world record please I need to be at twenty five thousand twenty five thousand twenty five thousand twenty five thousand okay didn't even come close let's sleep till Friday the forage is good on Fridays then we will go the wizard talk to him then we can finish the winter foraging bundle as soon as possible okay crocus now we just need Crystal fruit egg up here Vibe out for a second leave Christopher respond in Cinder snap for us traveling cart okay honey that helps us finish the Artisan bundle nothing else here helps one two three four you forgot fruit yeah I'm gonna go back for the fruit don't worry okay that's good oh my God that was literally that was so stupid wait all right we gotta make it to Piers so make it to Gus's bye and then make it up to the mountains to find some Crystal fruit put that into the thing call it a day buy a coffee and drink that simple enough now we need to buy three salads maybe or something like that Crystal Fruit by Leah's cabin wait really let me sell my stuff first and then I will go check left of Leah's okay everyone's saying that I'm they're being serious there's no what are you guys talking about Crystal fruit oh okay I'm sorry Chad thank you that was very helpful thank you okay I'm sorry all right things are going well these things like seventy thousand more G okay we have to make sure we click the right one here uh bats okay we need bats actually now that I think about it we're not even halfway to the amount of money that we need we still need all of the fruits we need like every single one of the fruits all right we're good we're good let's go so that should give us around like 45. we need to do like two more days of winter easy enough if you ask me well let's actually sell all this to see where we stand that should be like 15 right it was 15. now we just need 30 000 more G so we are a little bit over halfway where we need then we just need to sleep for a really long time and hope that we get fruit packages I have to pee so freaking bad it's because I've had like two bottles of water and I am freaking gonna explode like legitimately if this run goes for another 30 minutes I might be my pants and I wish I was joking and I'm not gonna pause I'd rather sit here with soiled wet undies than give up this Run Festival of ice more like Festival of no thanks [Music] uh just another day for Shawnee okay 17 minutes to world record we got this all right that probably only got like 10K we're at 56 then let's say I know it's slower to do it this way but I need to have a good estimate of how much money I have that was kind of a bungle chat all right all we need now is 14 000 more G but while we're checking the fruit bat cave every 20 days we could just sell what we get there for the last extra like 4K so I think this can be our last day of clay farming for 15K away and we need like a whole good day of winter farming gets me like 12K one two three four all right dope that was pretty dang sick because I am pretty good now all we need is in nine minutes to get all of the fruit from The Artisan bundle that we could possibly need we need all five different fruits that should be easy am I right am I right chat that's a p for us a piece of cake it's all this and head to bed you just drank your coffee perfect time to go to bed oh just barely hit the 7D all right I'm gonna sleep for a little bit until spring and try and get all the fruit from the fruit bat cave clear it out and then check it again then hopefully we can get all five ones that we need and then we can just sort of uh all today you know what I'm saying forgot the hardest part of this challenge is gonna be actually getting to the fruit bat cave at least I can sleep in this bed where I'm a little bit close to the fruit bat cave as I reset every single day we need all five fruits let's go I actually just realized I don't know which fruits we need we got the pomegranate which is pretty good we only need two more Chad sleep for another month because now all we need is an orange and apricot or an apple all right we'll check in another 20 days I'm gonna check on the 20th okay none of those wait no we got an orange that's good now all we need is an apple or an apricot things are actually looking really good I'm actually like really kind of impressed all we need is an apple or an apricot all right I'm just gonna check today I know it's only been eight days but I don't care okay checking was so stupid I don't know why you guys let me do that oh my God that was so dumb reason I'm clearing out the cake give is because it gives a greater chance of other things spawning come on come on come on come on man I've been so good I always find my taxes on time we slept for like 20 days I feel like that should be enough or it was more like 12 I don't really know how to count damn it I'm so nervous man and I have to pee every second that I don't do I don't get this I'm not only not getting the world record my bladder is growing closer to explosion no no not happening it's being bungled all right here we go last day of autumn are you know let's just go in Winter let's just go check in winter come on the apricot yeah it's okay we gotta go no way I'm gonna go to the right because it's gonna take way longer to get through this and then just go up and over the mountains I can't believe this run is gonna start and end in Winter and we didn't even need the honey after all that because we ended up getting all the fruits okay bundle complete nice okay we got the keg all we have to do is get the JoJo membership and then we gotta build the bridge and then build the bus yes yes whatever man just give me the membership that's fine and then tomorrow we can buy the bridge package you know the nice thing about tomorrow is that since JoJo opens at nine I can go to the bathroom please no trees okay thank you thank you and okay I feel so much better holy crap all right back into it not a huge time loss at all because I couldn't get into JoJo Martin till nine anyway why is Shane getting there so late oh my God that was insane here we go then we buy The Bridge wait it cost twenty thousand that'll cost 15. it's okay we can figure it out we can make it work less is 40 000. I thought it was like 43 or something right I'm gonna sell all this just in case place it's all right we don't even know if an emerald spawned over there now that I think about it Hannah considered that chat I just kind of hoped that the numeral would be over there we'll probably be fine chat I think it's just 40K we'll be fine press press okay everyone's saying it's 40. all right we're gonna go up to the Quarry look for the emeralds we don't get the emeralds I'm gonna scream You Never Know Anything Could Happen the entire run is counting on this one moment for there to be a single Emerald that is all we are asking for oh yes yes yes yes this is okay all right all right all right easy easy I think you get some extra gems in case I was wrong about the amount of money that I need just in case and again I get an extra Emerald just in case too don't know why I'm doing it I'm doing the dang thing I knew this was easy guys I told you all it was easy Shane you're late for work oh it's just 40. okay nice nice nice nice nice nice nice now all we got to do is wait for Friday because on Friday you can trade the emeralds for cheese eat the wine eat the cheese hour in like 20 minutes or something like that for some reason I thought it was 42.5 I don't know why hopefully the wine will be ready day after tomorrow otherwise we're gonna have to sleep for an entire week and then it'll be Friday 10 30. need the wine and we need the cheese we need the wine and the cheese I really thought that this run was gonna be like around an hour and we went way over gonna be honest which is probably I just slept last Friday didn't I [Music] that was not my finest moment okay do not do it again now just wait all we need to do is get to the desert and get some God dang one actually I'm gonna do I'm gonna speed Pam up a bit with some furniture that's my plan grab a chair and grab what else can go that we have here can go outside right this can't go outside you gotta go speed Pam up come on you old hag get to the bus him go go Pam go wait which way does she go I forget she go bump bump or she Go Bump Pam wake up all right take your bets chair or plant guys oh it's plant chair I mean run run run run run he's so fast I will win and we will be done with this run thank God and I will be the Japanese of gentlemen go go go go go go and this gives us just enough time until Pam gets here oh no oh no we got it go go go go go go go go go go wine and cheese cheese wine cheese 121 28 I am the foreign can do things like me oh my God that was stressful I'm not gonna lie I don't feel like a Dapper gentleman I feel like a dumb idiot he placed fifth on the leaderboard isn't there like seven people on the leaderboards a fifth of eighth so I mean not terrible I guess all right foreign

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Published: Fri Jun 02 2023