I Spent $100,000 Upgrading The Ultimate Axe

today we're gonna get some wood first we're gonna need an ax it's not the greatest act but it'll work now we pick whatever tray we want now we just endlessly chopped the same spot until the tree falls down then I need to carry that wood over here to the good old-fashioned wood drop off Zone where it gets incinerated and I make money one piece was worth twenty dollars if I get a sawmill I'll be able to get more valuable wood so let's try a bigger piece and there you go take it away okay it does actually need to be able to fit in there otherwise it kind of gets jammed oh that guy's got a truck that would make it so much easier but I've just about got this wet in there just about just got to give it enough Wiggles and it'll get right over top of that one okay it's all broken up just had to give it a little wiggle and in it goes for the big bucks I've got 66 dollars now and a very basic Sawmill costs only 130 so we're gonna save up with that in a better ax pretty sure I can get this whole Tree in there without having to break it up anymore and I actually could I got the whole thing in there we have a hundred dollars we need more trees I found this big different type of tree right beside where I need to drop it off so this is a good bind and it's definitely going to be worth it because of how long it takes to cut it down the tree is down so I just need to figure out a way to get it over to this spot or I might have to cut it up here because it might be heavy looks like we're gonna have to break it up a little bit but I can't imagine how much money it's worth got my first little piece really hope I can manage to stuff this into the machine it's really not my fault they made these things so small maybe with a little assist I can lift this up a little bit and get it over the rail did and ended up getting over the rail but I did manage to cut it up so we'll get it into the machine to make our money each one of those is worth a lot way up to 150 dollars so I'm actually gonna buy a better ax for 90. that's going to help cut up this tree much quicker that made it so much quicker it's almost a joke now we just gotta use our patented technique to get it in there and the fire will actually start to break it up itself if it gets far enough in there that worked out a lot better than I thought it would look at all the money we have this big stump piece will hopefully be worth a lot we just kind of got to give it a little wiggle and in it goes I definitely am very excited for a sawmill though that's gonna make this even quicker I am a little bit worried about how cheap this one is so maybe it won't be that useful either way this guy's gonna make some money and I'm told I need to buy land to be able to place structures so now we're visiting the land store and I'm told I can't buy land without loading a slot I have no idea what that means so in the meantime I'm going to see if I can steal this tree that somebody else cut down but it's a little too heavy so I'm just going to auto click my way through it then maybe I can untangle this mess and get enough over there to make some money off someone else's hard work but even if I get just a few little pieces in the money goes up quickly I feel like I don't even have to cut down my own trays I could distill other people's work it's just a little piece of wood but that still gave me 213 dollars total which means I could buy a steel ax for 190 and that looks a lot better finally a quality ax now we just need to decide how to delve into this mess but this actually tears through this in no time at all uh yeah that was a lot quicker if I let my auto attacker go like that it's actually going to start tearing up the tree too much we just want these little uh Wishbone style pieces one at a time and we're getting good at trying to find a way to get them into there and then they cut themselves up you just got to get them over the guardrail a little bit here once they go in they'll break up real nice though just like that there's three pieces Hey sir can I help you with your wood are we allowed to steal people's wood we are not if Jess puts her down I might be able to pick it up I won't be that mean though and if any figured out how to buy some land which means we have our very first Sawmill so let's give it a try since there's a little log sitting right beside me for free anyways and out comes a nice piece of lumber so I'm going to carry this baby piece of wood all the way over to the store and see what it's worth what I really need is a truck or even a train like these guys have but that one piece of wood where it's got to be worth a few dollars for sure that was worth 30 and that was just a little one now right beside my property in Sawmill there happens to be this what I assume is a cherry tree and with our current ax we absolutely destroy these trees so we can knock them down in no time at all and Sawmill them but I also realized The Sawmill is not really that big so it's only going to handle small pieces of wood at a time like it can't even take that in there I've literally got to cut it up just a few more times to get it in there but it's worth it because the weather the wood's gonna be worse so much the problem is I have to carry it over one piece at a time so we really need a truck because this could turn into walking simulator really quickly but this nicely Saw Mill piece of Redwood should be one worth yup give us enough to get four hundred dollars that's definitely enough to buy one single truck now we'll be able to get around in style and also load up my truck with the pieces of wood so now we just need to Sawmill a whole bunch and then we're gonna have a whole bunch of money to work with okay I'm gonna take over uh all of this and see how much this is worth this is already so much quicker this is much much better and that like half a tree gave me over four hundred dollars That's not including the piece that ran away the next ax is 550 so we got a minute to go brought another quick load of wood over because that should easily give me the money I need for a better ax for bigger better trees yep that gave us almost 700 when super ax please that looks even better tier 1X tier two tier three tier four okay let's see what this new super ax does to a small small tree looks like a few hits and it might already be down I've also extended my conveyor just a little bit to make it a lot easier to load it's still going to be a struggle because it's a very basic conveyor but it'll do the job you buy someone cut down a big tree and it's only going to take us a few hits to bust through a tree of this size we can actually mine really quickly now I don't think it's the most expensive of wood but it's big enough pieces that will make some money anyways next we're going to cut down one of these trees I'm pretty sure these are bigger and more valuable our new act seems more than up to the task we're already about a third of the way through it is a pretty thick tree though so I don't know if we're actually going to be able to turn this into Lumber not with our current uh operation but at least we can cut it up fairly quick and I'll mail some of the smaller pieces into Lumber these pieces of water are actually really really big and do you know what they say about big wood big money I've got no chance of fitting these through my Sawmill yet so I'm just going to see how much the wood itself is worth so the little beam is going to take us from 300 to 326 so it's definitely worth it to take smaller wood and Millet these big pieces are not going to do much for me even this giant one would probably be so much money if it was milled but instead it was only a couple dollars the other people gave up on this web because it's probably too hard for their weak axes so I'm going to see if I can take it off their hands for them the next cell mail does cost sixteen hundred dollars so after cutting down a few trees and doing a little off-screen grinding there's what we need then the bigger Sawmill is going to go right there it's got a much bigger opening for a much bigger logs I'm pretty sure the Sawmill couldn't take on Long existing before and it just can now so that's going to be a valuable one there doesn't seem to like to spit out the really long ones I think I could understand why but for now we're just gonna go ahead and throw this in and we'll find a way to sell them I feel like I need a bigger truck to fit in some of this bigger wood like that just doesn't fit very well but as per usual I'll make it work but this big one should be worth a few dollars that's going to take us some 64. come up to 218 that was worth 140 150 dollars for that one so I really just got to focus my time on Milling as much wood as possible I'm also going to buy two conveyor extensions the one I had was okay but because it was sloped it was just jamming the wood up more so hopefully between the super ax and the new conveyor system we'll be making money quick because I can knock this tree apart in like two hits and I have a conveyor on the other side that kind of spits them out and takes them along away so the end doesn't clog up and all the little useless pieces get stuck in there where I don't want to see them anyway okay this is One Tree pretty crudely chopped up but let's see how much one tree is worth for us now it didn't take us that long to get here I'm also finally going to remove this someone left it sitting here because they couldn't get into the thing and it's been sitting here annoying everyone ever since so I'm at least gonna get it halfway in there so it's somewhat out of our way anyways we got 333 dollars before putting our milled Lumber in so we'll see how much an entire tree is worth that brings us up to 666 so that's pretty good money for one little tree that doesn't take us very long and apparently this guy will look at the bridge for me for a hundred dollars I'll take that deal makes me think there's something good to have over here it's only a hundred dollars but it's gotta be good I can't tell if these are different kinds of trees or not they all look somewhat the same but we have cars and Furnishings I definitely don't want to give my idiot any comfort stuff he's got work to do and this place is just straight up closed so that's fine oh so the bridge goes back up after a while so you need to pay money to go back across apparently so that's also fun oh I see what people are doing you can load it right into the back of your truck that makes a lot more sense but we here don't believe in sense and logic I just want to put my wood to the machine and sell it is that too much to ask I don't really know how the boards get longer once they go through the machine but they definitely get a lot longer which definitely makes them a lot of fun to try and transport okay so I left one behind because it just fell out but we're gonna put this one on the conveyor eventually and we're gonna see what that rare wood is especially because we had to pay a hundred dollars just to go get this one so I don't know if it's worth it that was not worth it this big chunk going in though that might be worth a few bucks not really if I drive backwards the wood can't follow that was the single biggest piece that was worth a fair bit of money but still not enough to justify me going all the way over there so let's real quick just cut up a cherry tree with the power of this axis shouldn't take long at all to tear this thing down and tear all the way through it if I just did a really big milling machine it would make it so much easier because then it'll be able to eat logs even like this without any wiggling or placement because now this one I'm probably gonna have to fight with just to get it in the hole and a few more pieces of that cherry brought us from about 700 to 10 to 1050. that means we're about halfway to the silver ax which costs 2040. and uh due to the little uh Magic and whatever we have the money we need for that so we're gonna go ahead and pay two thousand dollars for that we'll be able to chop wood even quicker and it looks pretty good going from basic X to Silver ax and I think we've learned a sawmill upgrade anyway this will be able to take down bigger better logs quicker I also bought some conveyor supports while I was there now I can actually raise my conveyors up to be the same level as the intake and look how big the hole on this is we're going to be able to do such big wood now and I'm gonna leave gaps in the conveyor because I really don't think that's gonna matter with the size of logs we're going to be dealing with so let's see how this new ax actually chops the entire tree down in two hits and you can probably bust it up yep in basically one or two hits for any of its pieces then if I place these pieces on the conveyor I can pretty much drop them any old way and it should just suck them in and spit them out in a nice big log no matter what we throw in there this conveyor could do some work but it'll be fine so naturally now we need to find a bigger piece of wood somewhere I was hoping to be able to reach some of these trees we're getting closer to them but they're still up on Hills okay we managed to make it to them I'd imagine they're going to be a little bit harder to cut down but we're going to find out very soon they're not as bad as I thought but this is the strongest ax I could possibly find actually considering how many hits I did take I'd imagine is what is pretty valuable so we'll just take a few pieces of it just to be sure I don't want to waste too much time on garbage wood then we'll go a little bit further up the mountain because I'm pretty sure that's a new kind of wood and we have to drive past the volcano to get to it apparently and now there's giant rocks trying to crush me as I go so I'm not entirely sure what's happening anymore but we need that wood so get out of my way Boulders as long as that last one doesn't turn this way okay we're past the boulder fall and we made it to the top of the volcano where there's the Redwood that someone already tried to cut down a little bit I don't know what's going on with my money up there there's like a line through it it might actually be going down I don't care I want the Redwood the devil's trees are my trees now this is really big and really thick but you know it's got to be worth a lot it's also really really hard to mine do even with the silver ax still may need a bigger Sawmill to actually work with this stuff it's huge okay we got a few pieces of wood I presume the fastest way to go down is like this hopefully the wood doesn't spell out because I worked very hard for it I just didn't want to go past the boulders again okay we lost a bit of the wood there and the truck flipped over so so that's a new one but we'll just carry our wood back from here then it's going to be a bit of a walk but it's worth it so even when to make your way all the way up there past the rolling balls of death you got to go back past him with your truck that seems really dangerous and annoying boy that was fun what a long and prosperous journey I did take the bigger the pieces and hopes it would fit in The Sawmill and it's got to be close so let's drop it on down are you gonna fit or are you gonna be too big you're too big all right well you wait right there while I buy an even bigger Sawmill for eighty thousand dollars which is a stupid amount of money that's a much bigger hole now we should be able to get the Redwood right in there with little issue at all okay conveyors are set up they should be able to eat the biggest of all the blocks there we go the biggest baddest word we could possibly find it's gonna spit out one tiny long little red thing okay it's actually very very long it's still going and going and going what happened what did we do to this thing it's still going is it supposed to do this what's happening I'm gonna have trouble getting this to the store like in it's going to reach halfway there from here all right well luckily our Guy's super strong apparently we're cutting down rubber trees now or maybe that's just what this Sawmill does it can turn small wood into very long wood and that somehow makes it super valuable it's hard to even see where this thing's going I don't know how to maneuver this but we're going to try and feed it into the wood drop off somehow oh it just took it it just sucked it in when the tip went in it was worth like thirteen hundred dollars but I spent eighty thousand dollars on this Sawmill so it doesn't feel particularly worth it to drive all the way up to there for the Redwoods there's also a ferry that will take us somewhere I don't know where so we're gonna try going there because maybe there's valuable wood icy palm trees these cheese over here better be worth the long ferry ride they're definitely bigger fluffier trees but we're maybe going to go to the end of this Zone to find the big bad trees okay the Zone isn't very big and there's a logic store I'm not gonna start doing logic with my conveyor belts I apparently can use the one I have and it just speeds a thing so we're just gonna Wander over here under the cover of dark and cut down one of these trees these trees are also very tough so that gives me High Hopes they're going to be worth a lot okay I'm gonna see if I can take these two big chunks back my turkey's pretty much full with these two anyway I just wanted to make sure I made the ferry before it left again because I don't want to wait okay this one should hopefully easily fit inside my super duper Sawmill and maybe even super stretch it out again it actually might not fit I don't know what to do with it then because if it doesn't fit in here I don't know where to get a bigger Sawmill it's so close though well I'm just gonna throw one of these pieces into the wood into the burner that's going to take us some 57 000 to that's like 100 bucks that wasn't worth it at all okay I'm gonna try buying this chop saw for 12 000 if I can never manage to get it to where it needs to go and see if that can service my big wood needs to be fair that is a big saw okay well let's put a big log under that and see if that's actually going to uh make a difference okay it chops it uh it didn't even chop it all the way so I'm not really sure why I bought this thing or what it's supposed to do that time I might have chopped it no it's just shopping partially yet and it still won't fit into its hole well either way I've successfully increased my lumberjacking skills to the point where I'm satisfied we spend a lot of money to uh basically create this mess [Music] foreign [Music]

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Published: Sat Jun 24 2023