i sold my soul to become a famous Youtuber

all right so we're checking out the only game where you have to make split-second choices in order to become a horrible dick neglect your entire family and then promptly die of cancer its life is a game more totally regrettable lives dammit life is a game is one of those games where I get the opportunity to put the developers children through college it has a store thing where you get to buy stuff and apparently there's a brand new streamer job but goddamn it I want I also want to live like the worst life humanly possible will eventually live a good life but first I want to ruin everything what do all these mean Bob Ross baby absolutely I like how one of the things I could buy is just that one friend that you have in school that's a little too clingy like sometimes you wonder if you'll end up killing your parents because they don't approve of her yeah all this this is an artist it looks like a wizard I love how Pepe is in here and his position is just worker like this is a worker too the only difference is it's like this was made out of alcoholism and this was made of depression oh yeah we buying all the streamer stuff let's go ruin our child's life all right so here's here's the goal for the first run I want basically to be the worst child possible but I need to stay alive until the end I don't care about friends I don't care about dogs I do care about art because I like art art maybe I can draw pictures of friends since I won't actually have any I have become Bob Ross not only have I become Bob Ross I'm being taught by the wizard it's like dollar store Bob Ross like a knockoff Bob Ross this is a blob Ross be less agile slightly more flabby counterpart Wow my painting really took off I don't need friends I have these horrible pictures to mock me instead I can't even afford flowers here you get the shitty flowers do I have enough money for a car no there's nothing like getting out of the party bus and seeing all the different women that can turn me down you know what cosplay girl you're the little you're the you're the one foot dammit there's a girl in a sports bra that's the one I want instead can I can I pick a second one damn it yeah she's she's she's cute she's ours right okay this time my painting will be better no I'm still gonna keep practicing it's the only thing that brings me joy I can't afford anything we're gonna be living under the bridge ah there's nothing like coming home with my lovely wife to the delicious scent of urine you like how you feeling honey she's like like I'm about to get shot that's good that's good can you hold my colostomy bag while I'm inside of this wheelchair all right more painting I completely legit I was gonna say completely neglected my child I went to go put this child down this slide and ended up doing a full tumble on its head hey there daughter here's your kid back only with many less brain cells sorry finally I made it to the end what is this this like an outhouse it's not so bad having a girlfriend we got married right let's not house I thought it was like gonna be a place where I do ice fishing but it's a-comin you lived as a wealthy professor this is the image of wealth and I don't have a bed I have a futon if there's one thing I like to use its my beer bottle as a pillow to help me sleep at night he was focused on painting all the problems that were wrong in my house I used to just patch over them with my horrible paintings I liked how I never got any better I painted for like 80 years straight and the only thing I can paint is a poorly drawn derby burger he kept his distance from his friends the scenes in this game this is like the epitome of depression sitting out here on this park bench alone the rain coming down you don't even try and keep yourself dry oh I can imagine how this entire back-and-forth goes the little girls like Daddy you never talk to me and the father's like of course I do Michelle and the mothers like names Stephanie little girls like what is more important than me and he's like trying to learn how to tie my goddamn shoes and I still haven't finished painting that burger people said he was cold-hearted he was just an [ __ ] to everyone the end was a little destroy it looks like my wife is crying but I'll bet she's just like putting her hand over her mouth so no one can hear her say why am I Vinh here let us rewind and see all of the horrible things I can't imagine how surprised that little baby would have been he couldn't even talk yet oh my god look at his left eye when we put him down the slide handed up getting brain damage he probably got like tetanus or an infection on these grounds where am i living there were days when anything I drew just felt wrong on those days it's better to have a cold one instead ah the icy grip of alcoholism strikes I can imagine someone looking at this and being like oh is that supposed to be like an abstract art piece and he's like it's supposed to be a unicorn I know it won't change anything but I'm sorry for not treating you well just getting later so much happened between you and me thank you for creating so many wonderful memories I love how the dog gets all this praise and the family just gets nothing those days with the cosplay girl were the best I wanted to paint it flawlessly blob you failed that when you sat down we were quite close back then I don't actually remember your name drawing wasn't escape when I was down some switching this run was all that everyone knows there's no such thing as a perfect life I'm all right because I was happy okay be okay with it we have to do better and we still have to become a streamer hold on I decided this time we're gonna treat everyone like gold we're gonna try and leave the perfect life if I become a streamer good if not I'm not stopping until I eventually become a streamer god damn it we're going for sports I make friends with everyone kick the balls like I said make friends with everyone I totally left that girl hang in I'm still trying to figure what kind of weird human centipede things going on over there what the hell the only thing that grew up was my hair watch out my hair's coming in here to do battle alright I gotta pay attention to people this time got a rock out hell yes things actually are going good for once what the hell I don't know what that that vehicle was but I want it I don't even care if I go 180 dollars in the debt okay come on sports bra girl sports bra girl come on I guess I'll take you never mind you broke my heart you bet I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life because of you whatever I don't need women these roses cost me $300 we're still killing it most influential singer give me the big-ass house I'm gonna be the only one living in there after all sometimes when I'm alone inside of my house I like to swim around and my money and pretend that it's the woman of my dreams caressing me that turned me down in front of the bus stop that right there was a hell of a life we just lived take me home he lived as a wealthy singer those poor fish real quick is that someone's hair or is this dude projectile vomiting all over this dudes back he liked playing soccer he's sitting here he's kicking the soccer ball around he was like you know each time I kicked this soccer ball it reminds me of how my balls felt when I was rejected by the woman I loved he was so considerate toward his French who the hell is this no wonder he was considerate he lived alone without a swing him drop his head all the happy couple's of course the cherry blossoms are blooming this girl's over here she's like you know it's great and he's like what honey and she's like not being single and this guy's like ha people remembered him as a good man actually he was a good man he lived a pretty good life I was really happy it felt like a lifetime achievement you know to not sleep under the bridge national celebrity more than that I was just happy that there were those who remembered the songs I sang there's our name midnight animal I feel like we're a terrible role model though like kids are gonna come home and they're gonna be like wow that concert was awesome I learned something amazing and their parents are like what and they're like monogamy is stupid the cool part is I got to run around in my underwear all day long because I was a single guy my whole life my dog was probably the most happy of all he's like you know what's great not having a five-year-old girl tugging on my ears this is my Johnny Bravo stage marriage is not always required in life I like being free I know depressed this girl was that we even asked she's like they're seriously five of sitting in a row and you had to pick me ah this was our very first show it was unforgettable it was my first time ever gargling whatever is inside of glowsticks I just wanted something that required my body to move and sucking on the fire extinguisher wasn't it okay that wasn't bad but we still need to become a streamer this time we're doing it oh wow we came out of the womb wearing a full officer outfit all right after drinking some exorcism milk slide down the slide and we're ready to go I like how getting good at art means that you have to ruin your family's house rather become a goddamn artist my art was always there for me hello crazy friend my god we get to choose between a streamer and a soccer player my life's ambition to disappoint my parents let's do this selfie stick in hand we go forth with weights making friends eat ramen look at this we've got ninja helping us out I'll get me wrong all the hate mail is just going to the spam folder I can't die of cancer yet if I do I can't ruin my child's life yeah whatever give me the big-ass bouquet your sweet ride wow what an eclectic color you know the one thing that this car doesn't have room for space for a child safety seat Princess Leia know cosplay girl maybe this girl is just like a hobo you're the last one you're the only one left that I can possibly choose some girl looks like she's let us vomit hearts out together I think I am gonna end up neglecting my family I know I do love my dog though my son over here is like playing smoke on the water it doesn't matter to me I'm still not clicking on this look at all the success that we're blessed with PewDiePie's over there telling us about how disappointed he never actually spoke to our child getting over here at the con the League of Legends oh I actually get to give a speech success okay now I legitimately don't want to die of cancer things are going so well well things except for my child's life growing up you get the big-ass mansion look at this me and my uppity wife inside of our chandelier Laden mansion what is it you don't see in here pictures of my children I feel really bad I've already treated them so poorly I need to say hi to my kids every once in a while yeah maybe I'll just talk to my friends instead you could jump she saw me levitating in the wheelchair and she was like I'm out I guess I get to play golf alone since my wife is dead come on junior come with me and I can tell you of what a life of regret feels like right down the slide you go ten out of ten no brain damage heyyyyyy in the end we walk out to our cold desolate wasteland so that we can lay inside of our box and think of all the things that we did wrong actually this should be a pretty good this should be a pretty good run there's even a couple people chilling out with us he lived as a wealthy streamer I like that I'm so pretentious that I'm watching myself on the TV it looks like it's my my twitch chat or something up here these fish are over here they're like yeah he's not kidding he really is an [ __ ] to live with also I appreciate that like no matter what my life circumstances are I'm always an alcoholic no matter what he liked painting this isn't actually a landscape painting I'm doing it's a portrait this guy over here he's who I'm painting he's are you done yet like no keep running in place baby he listened to his friends problems at times once again usually drunk actually pretty much always drunk he was a cold and heartless father I'm sorry I also is it just me or is the hobo girl that we ended up getting married to like ultra thick I can't even picture this like look at the face on him I could see him trying to weasel out of this he said why don't you play with your rabbit honey and she's like mr. rabbit died from neglect everyone looked up to him in awe everyone except for his daughter I like how he's over here trying to look modest he's like I'm so humble he who the hell is this is this thick Arella that we were married to or is this some other girl I was glad that my people were around me I like how he says my people not like my family but you know like my streaming manager my sponsor my legal team I don't know who this woman is because my wife's dead your grandchildren are all that keeps you going that such an old age it seems especially when your wife miraculously dies after having an argument with you completely accidentally I've accomplished a lot but were you happy like me she's like no from the sobbing face of your child could you not tell got that mansion oh I was so grateful that I got the opportunity to do this I'm grateful to be grateful when I was in front of the camera I was always happy I was glad I chose this job I love how I have my priorities in order like YouTube button all the way at the bottom stormtroopers all the way at the top if I could choose the best moment in my life this would be it the moment when I knew that my child would be a millionaire guitar player he could support me also my wife looks kind of dirt beat from here passing by my daughter I'm like you love that guitar don't you and she's like it's the heaviest thing I could find that I might use to kill you with you are always such a good dog I don't really know what happened to you you didn't get your own little like montage about how you died he's like well your daughter only got one montage and it was about how she hated you're thinking about it now I should have spent more time with you yeah I even named it and showered it with love talk about the car the sales girl my life was a success because you were my friend who the hell were you were you bikini top girl out on the mountain I still don't know I felt calm when I was drawing because I felt angry I was neglecting my family I don't regret anything nothing really nothing it was such a good vibe well we did it we finally became the most popular streamer made friends with ninja and PewDiePie and still ruin a child's life and I hope you enjoyed this episode of life is a game till next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 1,213,502

Keywords: Simulation Games, graystillplays, gray still plays, greystillplays, simulator, and this happened, tycoon funny, simulator funny moments, funny clips, funny moments, bad choices, bad life choices game, bad life choices, life game, apocalypse, all endings, funny ending, funny simulator, simulation games, life simulator, life sim, life is a game, life is a game gameplay, life is a game mods, life is a game endings, life is a game all endings, life is a game game

Id: iB1uevuB2hs

Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Tue May 26 2020