join my doomsday cult, or else...

alright so we're checking out the only game where you can make your own doomsday cult involving hot Psychopaths so that you can indoctrinate the rest of the world and turn everyone against one another effectively ending all of humanity it's episode more polygamous doomsday cults them I have been told that in this episode you legitimately get to run your own cult even get to choose what kind of cult it is and like what you do and so we're gonna destroy the world we have to pick a name I don't know if I'm gonna be like the lead cultist or just like a sad Lackey I feel like I have to have my beliefs in here Florida man of Bud Light ology it's like Scientology only a lot more drunken ok so it's a lot like Scientology what would you like to change everything ah narrow gentle eyes Florida man of Bud Light ology is indeed gentle until the alcoholism kicks in I chose a friggin lip color and I don't know how to take it off whatever everyone will trust a man with lip gloss let's do this and as my prophecy says ouch we're not the cult leader let me guess I have to kill him and take his cult actually that works out pretty good because then all the hard work has already been done for me this has to take place in Florida because everyone's wearing sandals wait three people are missing this is the entirety of the cult there's like 10 people who there's disrespect my scripture perimeter friggin rave party in the middle of the cult what if we were like in a warehouse damn it's hopping over here I'm not gonna lie I don't know what you're angry about cult leader this is my cult yeah and I changed it for the better we've gone from full-length gowns to lingerie already I'm the leader and that means I'm the only one who's allowed to dance with two women in their underwear if it was one woman it would be okay sorry that's not fair which is more than dance any time episode has an option where it legitimately has like an emoji on it you have to pick it we did more than dance that's right slake your rage out and you're banished from the cold ocean at the end of the game just screw everything up Florida man of Bud Light ology I don't care I'm gonna start my own cult and it's gonna be much better than this one and this is gonna be the new outfit I don't know what the hell you were thinking when you made yours good luck with that thank you it's really kind of you to say considering our fight just now he looks so genuine yep thirty minutes to pack your things and get out it's not like I'm leaving the cult it's like we're breaking up what things do I have it's a cult do I trust you ladies will be joining me in my own cult looking back and forth whatever I don't need you to Hey Florida man of blood liked ology I heard what happened I think you're really brave to stand up for yourself I'm going to miss you around here I always thought you and I we'd be together someday or we can be together a minute the only thing it'll cost you it's your soul and probably your morals but mostly your song but now we're never gonna get married okay I thought we're gonna like go out for yogurt or something this girl's thinking way ahead you can see how deep in thought Florida man is he's like how do I get out of this conversation in the most tactful way possible Oh God not the waterworks what should I do hug her kiss her take your shirt this is one of the answers how do you fix a crying woman remove an article of clothing clearly what are you doing picking the third answer in episode what do you think I think I've mentioned this before Amanda but it's just like when you're taking a college test and you didn't study you always pixi taking my shirt off was basically the see of episode I thought the view might cheer you up Florida man has it all Peck's lip gloss and a black eye oh you're so thoughtful that's not what your face said why don't you come with me I'm gonna start a rival cult I could use someone like you on the team it doesn't sound like we're making a cult it sounds like we're building a business it's like attempting to go up against Microsoft are you suggesting I leave the cult Amanda trust me our cult is gonna be way better please Amanda you're my best friend we can run it together I need a hot girl to pull more Maxim a B or C Amanda listen we need to get people and I look like I lost a fight with an eggbeater so you're the only one here that can use your charm so you want to pimp me out yes and we can get married once it's up and running you sure we can okay I'm starting to see now how Amanda fell for this cult thing I'll just pack my bags and tell my parents that I'm abandoning everything I've ever believed in for a boy Amanda what you believed in sucked it's gonna be fine sounds good oh she actually did I thought we were gonna have to convince her a little bit more ten minutes later hurry up Amanda we got 30 minutes to get out of here so my parents disowned me that sucks that was expected that's fantastic what are you doing on your phone I'm tweeting out that I'm starting a cult watching videos on how to start a successful call I guarantee this is a real video cool let me see what do you actually get like a real video oh my god you internet guy got a fantastic haircut do you want to make your own rules and have people worship you are you tired of abstaining from sex because your current cult leader tells you to hell yes god it's like the Thai Lopez of cults teach me sir do you want to create your own cult well you've come to the right place he's so good to create your very own cult there's three important things you must establish first what type of cult you want to have do you want a destructive cult a polygamist cult or a doomsday cult I'm not gonna lie I want all three I can't wait to smash like on this video what kind of cult do you want to create destructive polygamous doomsday all right before we give the world D we got to start with the PE a polygamist cult you're just saying that because you're sexually frustrated and you're saying that because you don't know what you're missing out on you want me all to yourself it's true you're not wrong we need to make up for lost time what other advice does this man on the internet have I don't know first I have to click past this goddamn YouTube ad oh here we go the second thing you need to decide is outfits the best cults establish a dress code for their members please tell me it lets me design the outfits it makes brainwashing people a lot easier oh wow jump cut to the mall so this is what a mall looks like you've never been no my parents never let me tear up Amanda do with me now and that means you get to try on all the latest fashion looks oh yes you will be my model sweet my choices are graduation gown monk robe or bikini okay hold on what do they all look like so I have to pick one of the three what do you think you kind of look like a judge which might actually be pretty good for the doomsday cult try another option what do you think now you look like a DMD character Oh silly me gonna have to go with the bikini it's the third option - it's perfect wait a second do I have to wear a bikini - I'm not gonna lie if I did realize - I'm still just shirtless this is clearly one I thought he was gonna come out and leg a bikini thank God I get full shorts okay now back to building the cult all right internet guy please tell me what's next you know the type of cult you've created and you've chosen the outfits the only thing you're missing is members recruiting is the hardest part but it's also the most rewarding I thought we were just going to abduct people to fill your cult at a rapid pace you want to target areas where there's lots of people lots of unhappy people perfect the individuals that are already been beaten down by life will serve to eventually end the entire world well maybe not in this call while we may end up over populating the world with our polygamy high schools retirement villages hospitals this is because unhappy people are easier to brainwash if you promise them a happier life they will join your cult faster than I could say like and subscribe I'm absolutely subscribing where are we starting at the trailer park where are we going to recruit I have to be honest I'm not a fan of going to a high school we aren't going anywhere together oh damn shots fired what do you mean yeah what do you mean we got our own trussed up for this I have to do this part on my own don't question me you're getting too clingy you made her cry again she's crying again I mean I would take my shirt off again but it's already off hug her kiss her shake off your shirt oh no we can't do it you can't take off your shirt because you're not wearing it no all right Amanda I'm violating social distancing for you you better be happy there you go so you worked like a charm okay so now you have to choose where you're gonna start your call debt for not using high school quickly Kimmy I've already figured out how I want to do it I think I'm gonna use the hospital for the polygamy the high school for the Doomsday and the retirement village for the destruction I really want to see like if it's old people going eight but on everyone let's do this I have some bad news Florida man of Bud Light ology is building his own cult he's the first ex member to follow through with death right it doesn't really take a lot I'm not sure what I meant to do with this rivalry what kind of cult is he make polygamists and do they have matching outfits I like how this is his first question yes and our outfits are better than brown on brown this is we're wearing bikinis and board shorts does he have members yet he's kidnapping doctors and nurses from the there's no way that'll work you're probably right but I need to see it through the end oh this is fantastic oh my god it's so ready get inside of my cult van all right everyone welcome to the trailer park this is our base of operations although I don't know why who are all these people Amanda these are people with degrees while you were getting brainwashed by your parents these folks were in college these are the members of our cult what the hell what is that girl carrying is there like a rolled-up towel it looked like a freaking baby in a swaddle have you thought of a name for the cult yet oh I get to name it as a matter of fact the house sweet Jesus yes this would work so well there YouTube are you happy I like that me too does this mean we can finally get married now Amanda listen we have a lot of brainwashing to do married yeah you forgot about that didn't you we can't get married now why not did you forget what type of coldness was Amanda we have to set a good example for the rest of the members I like you Amanda but I can't be tied down if you want to marry me you have to marry the stuff it's - is that even legal yes no does it even matter I'm like how you could just outright lie yeah it's fine yes I wouldn't ask you to do something illegal like start a polygamy cult I guess I can share you as long as I get to marry you first the following week you and a man to get married I'm telling you I feel I feel like that's a child here this lady's clapping like crazy this channels turning into a gelatinous mass to each other and members of your cult and before you know it Oh God things are happening I can't even tell what's going on over here yeah what do you think about that old cult leader I guess he's not worried why don't you see Florida man and a man - brains but they've somehow convinced doctors and nurses to join them what's your point they have one thing we don't have I told you degrees until it chips if we try to fight their cult they'd outsmart us and win so we're not gonna fight them he'll know we're moving to Jonestown suite we took over the whole town that's right get up out of here but look at me for life son I like how this is still going on a lot of totally worked I need to know what the other codes look like okay this time we're going with the destructive cult it's time to hire some old people so you want to promote violence yeah more or less but won't that harm people only the people who deserve it only if we're successful only if they drink the kool-aid I'm gonna I'm gonna pick like this judge robe I know it says graduation but it's perfect because we gonna be passing this out of some judgment meanwhile back at the trailer park I just noticed because I'm wearing this how the hell do I take my shirt off like what happens oh my god what did i do all right we're going to the retirement village I'll kidnap some pensioners we in Florida so there's plenty that's right girls everyone into the van all right just come up with a quick name here so she wants to get married and now his answer is we can't because we need to train the kill Lords of kill topia I need something that the old people can relate to so we're all gonna watch Enter the Dragon together I need them to be ready to fight you spend the following weeks training your cult members to fight that's right [ __ ] only the strong survive oh Jesus unfortunately the pensioners you recruited aren't really up for the challenge what am I gonna do Amanda the seniors can't throw a punch there's no way we'll have a successful cult at this rate maybe it's time to give up the act listen up Amanda I haven't given up alcoholism and I'm not giving up the cult we've worked too hard to give up now it's only put a week can't we just move on and get office jobs fine let's give up no we can never give up let's become a poly cult I know we're did that we're never giving up I'll just draw I'll come with you she's gonna code too we got to bust up the universe together with no weapons and no backup you both venture out on your own start a riot I hope you both learned your lesson I did can you please use like this Charmin ultra soft duct tape next time damn it didn't work I want to at least fight and kill people hold on all right clearly the retirement village wasn't cut out for it so this time for grabbing the high schoolers I'll kidnap some high school girl oh god don't say it like that hello yeah yeah FBI now it's it's really Tube video now it's not real please believe me that sounded wrong yeah no Sh I'll kidnap some high school this is still horrible alright high schoolers get in the van I got a brand new uniform for you everyone gets to look like they were playing EverQuest circa 1999 alright kids it's time for you to learn how to take up all of your held back frustrations we call this displaced aggression go get them turns out they're pretty good fighters you make sure they train all day and all night so that they're prepared for any kind of threat that might come your way there's just one problem they're so strong that they end up severely injuring each other during training don't be a little bit those of you who can't go on don't get to eat what happens if you give up did we failed again but we've never just given up there's there's my cult name oh damn it I thought I thought I may have like ended my days in a freaking cubicle I've gotta get to work alright the last two failed but we're going with the secret sauce of the cult world doctors and bikinis we failed again and we ended up just going back to being a polygamist cult wait this time they're not leaving why aren't they moving to Jonestown or whatever there's like a different ending for this nine months later okay I don't understand how this happened you missed every science class ever at least we have more members this cult is canceled god damn it alright we're going for doomsday it's got to work better than destructive I like how she's like wait you know when the world's gonna end and the answers is a week from today next Tuesday the 31st of February yes the 31st of February can I legitimately make the world done are you sure you should be giving specific dates we need them to believe in something that's right the kids are gonna be graduating high school and they're gonna go straight to ending the world to the high school not to kidnapped to convince we can't get married now why not like what sort of both you get a lay on the table this time I have to brainwash them they have to truly believe the world will end and I've got to do it like a week how do you plan to brainwash them torture seduction or I would normally choose this but I chose the high school all the options are off oh my sorry as soon as you believe me about the world ending I'll take you all down we already believe in you why else would we willingly get into your van oh she's actually right what are you planning to do now does he know when the world is going to end he probably made it up you should know that people are more likely to join a cult if they feel the end is near yes but he's so specific what if he really does work that's gonna add you want to join me do too goddamn bad high schoolers only we need to get to the muggers how am i spelling brainwashed the old cult leader a few days later have you finished the brainwashing them yeah yeah I've been hanging them like meat over in the warehouse for the past few days I think so and you're sure about your prediction for the apocalypse yep because you know that's today right oh [ __ ] is the date has finally arrived wow I can't believe it's gonna be over so soon I spent so much time to brainwash the new recruits I forgot to marry you so what will you do if the world doesn't end it will but how can you be sure because I'm the leader of a cult you trust me right because if you didn't I could always brainwash you too how much time do we have left exactly two minutes a few hours how should I know god I hope the world actually end we have two minutes holy Sh do we have enough time - of course we do it's episode are you gonna finish your question we really know all day that was we go ahead and call it a success in episode world and I folks hope you enjoyed Zipz an episode until next time stay foxy in much love [Music]

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Length: 17min 7sec (1027 seconds)

Published: Fri May 29 2020