"I Said Don't Have An Erection!" | Joe Wilkinson Best Bits Pt. 2 | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Joe is that your nativity play I'll be honest you Jimmy who's been a couple of fuck-ups not interested well since you fired me brick I got myself a new job as you can see I now coach a synchronized swimming team is there any chance you could show us one of the routines [Laughter] [Music] are you here for Rob the bonus prize this round you can win an owl get nine you get to smash a now we get a nine made of shells I caused your spider shells necessary way to like give it away for others okay they have not won an hour six [Music] all I do now is teach her to swim what have you been up to Joe I was fired at the end of the last series which is so I've had call of spare time on me and says you could say up in cloning myself about 200 of them and they're all obviously know pretty right oh I like this one I like this one but unfortunately he's going over nipples unfortunately when he tries to talk the only noise that comes out as a focal I've been attempting quite a few World Records and it's going bloody well let's say for example I currently hold the world record for the person dress as a toothbrush for the longest entry Sunday lunch for the world's longest night before place to put it you prick folded are impossible mate happy major all right come here Mike you know they fired me laughs seriously knew your prick I found it quite upsetting so much so that I am I ran away to the circus how's it going at the circus Joe trier I mainly pick up elephant no one asked me to I just find it very relaxing so I quit a gym it's going to like these and they're know I'm going to chuckle I'm a bit nervous because I've never juggled before we went for the world record of longest countdown word kid could only be nine not anymore [Applause] I bought some halftime oranges are Kagawa juice I've just done a couple of pork chops I'm in a bit of a bad mood a bit pissed off and this is what happens happens we always does quite a lot of radioactive waste so what why are you in a bad boom you try get a piss because you're fired me that's why I ripped the door off your car Joe you can't smoke on television oh did you just inhale bubbles [Applause] and AJ's bow please let's just do for a glass of wine Rachel very straight it's not in that one house chuckles get work and the only job the job center could get me name was on a show called The Only Way Is Essex you're on Tony but why are you dressed like that you wanted me out well it's uh it's because if you're gonna go on the only way is Essex you have to be glamorous and what's more glamorous than a mermaid what just why we won got the cameras do you mind if I quickly film a scene for one of the episodes do you mind yeah I do mind you brilliant could we we make it into like a tasteful Essex wine bar I think we should split up bastard I'm sorry but the sex is are you you see [Applause] [Applause] get sorry your brakes ain't one week I see what Apple was found a magic lantern gave it a rub genie popped out turned out to be a nice fella so we got chatting and I explained that you'd fired me because you're an anus so he offered me a job so I'm a part-time genie now you're at eight we came out yep Ellen can I ask why Fabio it looks like that it's got a head of a literate because that's what you wish for [Laughter] and another consonant place just landed you can help for old times sake onew nope gotta practice my acrobatics the Olympics that's rhythm gymnastics sorry sorry that's my fault sorry I forgot to mention one of my other wishes I could not to mention at one of my other wishes was for the former snooker world champion Dennis Taylor to cover the show and feed me tapas I'm taking communion this is like word is Catholic service ever figured it's nice to me please if it's flowers a gee you've got egg you did a really good job last time Juna do this one as well do you want me to paint your nails sure I've got some varnish here I'll paint your nails that's better than okay yeah if you like it's pink as well I'm my favorite color so what's going on Jimmy is you fired me so maker be a cash done a bit of a deal got a sponsor for the show show is now sponsored by Bannister company it's actually my half-brother Fabio's company [Laughter] [Laughter]

Channel: Channel 4

Views: 9,436,083

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Id: DDepE8QfGro

Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 10 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/neresque]

Oh god the outro with Jimmy's laugh.

I don't know whether to punch whoever did that or give them a medal.

[u/68024]

Watching this makes me realize how many episodes I haven't seen yet...

[u/monkeythumb]

I love Vic and Bob but they never appear to be amused by other comedians.

[u/JKaye57]

I honestly love how much joy Sean Lock is getting from some of Joe's antics.

[u/Faptain_Calcon]

This is the very definition of comedy for me! Love Joe.

[u/[deleted]]

Joe Wilkinson is a god.

[u/sunburnedtourist]

Saw him do stand up just before Christmas in the back room of the pub at the end of my road. He’s fucking hilarious. I love his style of comedy so much.

[u/girolski07]

Joe is a legend