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the word chocoholic was first used in 1961 to describe someone addicted to chocolate whereas the word caca holic was first used in 1981 to describe your mum jones friends call him Rico which goes some way towards explaining why I've never heard anyone call you Rico was really looking forward to getting his teeth into countdown which means there won't be much of it left if Jason wins tonight the people of his hometown salford will celebrate in their traditional manner by climbing onto the roof of strange ways and throwing tiles of the police Tempe is a poet and philosopher which is a nice way of saying long term unemployed mini dresses it's safe to say that Rachel's probably killed off more old men than a winter cold snap John's very much the thinking woman's comedian if the woman in question is thinking maybe if I go and hide in the Louvre half an hour he'll just leave the last time I saw hair that curly it was poking out my girlfriend's knickers Lima is famous for not going out as is John Richardson it's joining countdown Rachel Riley has completely revolutionized the way that old men watch the show with a pillow on their lap in 2011 Jon released a book about his quest for love before it he hadn't had a girlfriend in 8 years and after he's not had a girlfriend for two years some improvement there joke's on you Jimmy because I have got a girlfriend what she must be made up she's blown up in 2010 Rodgers named Wales is sexiest man nice for rod but a real kick in the teeth for Wales counter workers in Glamorgan were left embarrassed after they spelt Wales WH Al es on road signs to be fair it should be pretty obvious whether you're entering a Welsh town or driving into the dark reeking guts of a giant sea creature unless it's Swansea in which case better signage would help town has been described as a sex symbol and that symbol is a question mark town host Nick hewer recently described Rachel as sharp as a whip he went on to say she's clever as a corset and as gifted as a mask almost as if he had something else on his mind Americans call mathematics math because they argue mathematics functions as a singular noun so math should be singular - fair enough Americans but by the same singular rule you're a bunch of John has a new girlfriend she's everything he could have ever imagined she's imaginary best-selling female comedian which is no mean feat considering we've got Lily Savage Dame Edna and that one off mrs. Brown's boys imagine Sarah is very excited to be on countdown tonight's normally the only letters Jordi's get are the ones from bailiffs be very careful people I don't you don't know anyone nah not really deep down sometimes sean has often be described as a fingering human form with the easygoing charm of a wounded prisoner with a flick knife countdown is incredibly popular in Sarah's hometown no one gets anything done in Newcastle one countdown is on or indeed one countdown is not on as Joan used to live alone in Swindon but now he lives in London with all these friends big Ted and B bag Dave John is widely considered to be the life and soul of the party why say party it's really more of a get-together it's actually a wake is the life and soul of it Barton Hills is here because we wanted an Australian entertainer and for some reason Rolf Harris isn't returning our calls fun fact lemak is French for coat it says here that you were pulled out of the Paris marathon when you discovered one of your legs was slightly shorter than the other one that's true yeah you're gonna get a lot of sympathy off Adam here the French girlfriend so for him the long years of feeling lonely disappointed and angry are over although for her they're only just beginning I mean does have a disadvantage playing countdown any second language of course maybe things would be different if he's granddad had fought a bit harder comedian writer and TV personality Shawn is one of life's winners though not on countdown obviously takes a lot of time and effort to get to know the real Shawn and a degree in criminal psychology wouldn't go amiss it's all about me notice through carmarthen in Wales so he has a slight advantage in the numbers game more fingers to count on Kevin recently performed a comedy gig at a prison in Scotland at least that's what he told his family for months it must be difficult for John's girlfriend to date someone with OCD every time she gets turned on John turns her off again [Applause] while studied divinity at Edinburgh University where he got an A men seeking woman's comedian if the woman in question is thinking I wish that comedian would stop staring at me he's great P for a string of defeats in countdown it's time Sean's luck change so fingers crossed he somehow magically gets clever of this evening performing comedy shorts been performing comedy since the early 90s back to when John was just a whiny little kid in embarrassing clothes who cried at any little thing God can you imagine carry an immature childish prepubescent teenager a role since taken on by Josh Widdicombe John once described himself as a perfectionist who finds failure difficult to handle I just wish we'd known there before we partnered him with Josh Morgan is a well-loved and extremely funny comedian best known for pulling she's literally the opposite of John Richardson and still I'm the bottle jokes John is one of the most cheerful people I know it could be watching an old lady falling over looking on as the dog is put down or witnessing a tragic accident he's always got a smile on his face interesting at school John was captain of the book team which is another way of saying king of the virgins team a primary school and I think I find everyone was a virgin Sherlock he's pretty much a man of the people and those people are angry dads who drink too much is bisexual so although he's in dictionary corner today he'd be equally at home in vagina corner John phones his mum every single day keep on trying John one of these days she's bound to pick up Thomas recently bought a riverboat in Glasgow or as we call in England a shopping trolleys face will be familiar to you if you're a regular viewer of a tank ATS or if you work at the RSPCA complaints division it says on James's Wikipedia page that he's a rubbish actor and he's never won a BAFTA and that's because professional jealousy got the better of me and I changed it a poll recently voted Peter Serafinowicz Britain's funniest comedian and that Paul was his nan mrs. Sarafina which your fan of word games well to be honest Jimmy I don't think that's any of your business any words you're hoping will come up tonight abdicates I'm with Peter you

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Length: 9min 30sec (570 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 04 2017