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which drives and master's degree in maths from Oxford University frankly using her for the maths on countdown is like using the Large Hadron Collider as a water sloppy's plus his t-shirts is so tight he looks like a toddler that was granted a magic wish to be big tom says he used to dress in Victorian clothing as a teenager to disguise the fact he was gay yeah Tom thought from off the scent Jonathon owned the number of exotic pets including an iguana brightly colored with soft leathery skin and a bulging net Jonny 'then is one of the most distinctive faces well very funny Jimmy but the iguanas dead a new way his day was a joke you are a terrible person iguana you went with Dave that is not iguana ok take you wanna get right I think does it matter Sarah is from the Northeast and fun fact human beings share 99.9% of our DNA with Jordi's technically a Sundancer so South Shields but yeah but it sounds rubbish isn't it it's my hometown is South Warren the other sand grounders not all comedy some of its information my hometown is Lancaster we call ourselves Lancastrians because you don't like to take the piss I'm from Kettering and they call this legends and two up none c8 is to announce bad news as used in the sentence the shopkeeper AB nun ceated I'm sorry Rachel but we only have that particular dress in a child-size saves on v18 Steven provided the voice for the postman pat movie I saw and was shocked involved more licking stamping and stuffing big packages into tiny slots than any film since fifty Shades of Grey it's all sort of childhoods a child's icon you've just be smudged with your filth you were the voice of postman pat yeah did you create backstory for him yeah because he was in a TV series before Stephen how did you take over from who was the voice in the tele show well a very unhappy man well I look at it like bond really yeah he moved on those different bonds no one gets upset mr. skinny the next person path before finding fame on The Daily Show in America Michelle worked on Wall Street so her surname is wolf and she used to work on Wall Street just like that film Annie in 2016 John became a father must have been amazing holding that child for the first time and thinking wow just nine months ago I was sitting at home waiting for my wife to get back from her yoga retreat what a weekend where would we be without Rachel Riley well we could probably just move the letters board closer to Suzy it's not like she's rocking off her feet Rachel appeared on the celebrity version of child genius where she was beaten by a 12 year old in a maths challenge and there's me thinking dancing on Strictly would have been the most embarrassing thing in your career Johnny Vegas has show business running through his veins as well as dangerously high levels of saturated fat Marjorie use you'll love the butter I mean you suddenly want you've outlived prints and David Bowie who would have thought it well we should probably crack on with the show because judging by Rachel's dress she clearly has a Hindu to get to did you one of them I dressed up my friend as their tortoise for the penis we became a father Jon's got OCD so the conception took a while as as soon as he turned his wife on he had to go back and make sure he turned her off again Rachel Riley has a degree from Oxford and her tutors have a degree of sadness when they think about her chosen career path her lives in Brighton he fits right in because if there's one thing the residents of Brighton love it's a hairy bum Michelle do you know who any of us are when I saw you I thought maybe Benedict Cumberbatch had gotten in a terrible really hurtful thing about that is I sort of take that as a company did you imagine I got gingerbread Susie you can eat now if you want I mean you're more than welcome all rushing squawk pretty look [Laughter] noise every girl's dream with what that girl is dreaming off is a 40-something goth crow know you're pretty rock and roll and countdown isn't how would you make this show kind of more more kind of cool the desks could be on fire or something different host probably wouldn't have the Riddler from Batman on it everybody it's not what I've already tried to bite into it I really gave it a good going she wouldn't give baby porcupine is called a pokey opit pork your pet is also a chat up line in New Castle an edible gingerbread man how's that going down here I talked around literally legless where would James be without comedy well I imagine hanging out at a games workshop wondering what it's like to touch a girl's boob I'm still doing half of those things I'm not saying Chris Addison has weirdly long limbs but I'm not sure whether to laugh at him will trap him under a glass and put him outside or cold Urkel is an old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed all day hey Scottish people you can't lie in bed all day unless of course you've given the Domino's delivery guy he's own key Rachel where do you see yourself in ten years well in ten years hopefully I'll have been working in 24 18 years so I'll probably be testifying against someone I've worked with the Brett Domino trio have an incredibly dedicated following by which I mean they're being monitored very closely by the police what was your five form Falcon type the 1200 page manuscript of Lord of the Rings using only two fingers I bet that was bloody Mordor you often tweet about celebrities if you could go on holiday with any celebrity who would it be oh my gosh I probably go on holiday with you why me I think you're super fun and I know you live a lavish lifestyle and like I think you need a best friend and we I'm a real boy li excelled at school sorry Li was expelled at school hypothermia is a state in which the core temperature of the body falls below 35 degrees people who die from it include Mountaineers and during a cold snap viewers of regular countdown baby just got out of bed look if the bed was some flattened cardboard boxes in the doorway of a Curry's digital you look like Dracula's less successful younger brother Suzy has written 14 books all about the derivations of words and phrases Suzy where do you get your lack of ideas from the David's most recent book we named a squirrel after Suzy Dent small wild and with an insatiable appetite for nuts Suzy was delighted the Oxford English Dictionary grows by over 4,000 words a year no wonder Suzy dents worn out well that and the dogging Suzy doesn't really enjoy being famous and goes to great lengths to avoid being recognized for example when she's in her car she wears sunglasses and a hat so the other doggers don't know it's her Suzy Deb knows the derivations of even the rudest words and phrases so where does gobbler come from well she was born in Woking but now she lives in octave Joey banging that door running are you talking to Suzy or me now Suzy has written 14 books about the derivations of words and you can find them all in your local library just ask for the sleepy go bye-bye section okay Suzy what have you been looking into recently other than glory holes [Laughter] no stop necessary [Laughter] sorry okay now what have you been looking into recently I think this is all the effect of my favorite I listen to be the language of doctors is quite interesting but things like em Brussels sprouts just have these ridiculous names to try it the black humor sick humor to try and you know keep the horrible stuff at bay so brothel sprouts basically just terminal warts yes really icon I'm just thinking going on I just this once went to see the film shame with these dad but said the graphic sex made it very awkward everyone in the cinema asked them to stop you

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Length: 12min 35sec (755 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 29 2018