ALL TIME FUNNIEST MOMENTS from 8 YEARS of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!!

miles short of you got mascots oh yes what does he not yeah I've got this is actually it's been in the family for years this is a um since I was very my grave no I heard about your drama I bought Sean I guess it's on you but won't even the same thing so when the up portrait on the home from I'd rather go up my Toblerone and bank or something to get us just to keep the team morale high and in trouble and main whales Ford ideal but we never get clearance and time from popcorn so and they thought we were gonna be disrespectful about the brand that's crazy so you yeah Tyrone Danny reason the Swiss made chocolate right so we don't associated the blood diamonds and Nazi gold well you cylinders yes you're some backup mascots oh yeah no sure sure had a plane she want us for your meat stall that off the Diablo deal set Matt off so talk alone can want it a Wong hard so what's going on Jimmy is you fired me so maker be a cash I've done a bit of a deal got a sponsor for the show show is now sponsored by banister company it's actually my half-brother Fabio's company it's give me 60 quid and all we have to do is do a little little bit of advertisement me to it up [Laughter] once went to see the film shame with these dad but said the graphic sex made it very awkward everyone in the cinema asked them to stop my dad first time on the show you can be better on the numbers or the letters I think it's gonna be letters I think I'm a man of words because I spent half my time at University studying English what would you do the other half I was captain of the school's kissing team the school's kissing team did a lot of practice home with your dad I would imagine if you got a mascot yes I do have a mascot I've got a pizza is your mascot yes my mascot your main problem with that okay I'm not lucky on this show and I bought all my mascots in so I've just bought in comfort food to get me through it well to be growing I brought in a cake another part of my mascot can we can we see how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show I may not finish the flake advert [Music] I'll shut this down now no eat it [Laughter] [Applause] it comes to me the feeder a door-to-door salesman Johnny um yeah I did it BAE I did three nights you did three nights what did you sell when lots of people bought the council houses I went door-to-door and offered to service the older gas devices so we would come in and put on the twenty five pounds the would service have a device and that vote would cover you for the year so your initial Carlisle charge would be covered under that 25 pound I didn't know you were going to ask me about that inferno we're in this ridiculous sure naked women on it I look like a flying helicopter named Barbie there's a woman by the bundle with a legs akimbo don't we'd be discussing going door-to-door all let's move on that was a bit quiet all I'm saying and I'll stand by my point [Laughter] [Applause] okay time to go across once again to dictionary corner Graig what have you got for us when I was an educator as I was for many years I was fortunate enough that there was a guest speaker at the school I taught at and it was the X champion boxer chris eubank he very kindly came in for nothing to inspire the children and he did three and a half hour lecture to them it was unusual and it consisted of him telling some loot anecdotes but he interspersed and was very aggressive poems shouted into the children's faces you know it was really inspiring anyway I realized afterwards I didn't think I could do impressions I've never been out to do impressions but I can do an incredible impression of Chris Eubank because he inspired me that day I've realized that classic works of literature sound better through Eubanks voice what a treat for us all I thought I'd present some to you and before I do I'll tell you that my agent and every member of production I've spoken to on this show has made it very clear they think this is a terrible idea [Laughter] after jumping on people I said I have to I take a wife I take a while to get Chris's boy so bear with me after you [Applause] culture please that was the age of wisdom what the age of foolishness thank you I mean something is it's actually a very good Nelson Mandela shall I compare thee to a summers day my lovely and more temperate rough winds just to compare America he wouldn't be offended you know okay say pugilist the few times that see that Zack cuts mean that's his keyword I wasn't a fighter I was up here jealous you're talking to me you're talking to I know what you're thinking if are the worst impressions ever [Laughter] [Applause] yeah I got a few so I've got my lucky thesaurus I just as I've been through thick and thin with that one my lucky calculator so those are there those two lucky objects last thing is this M fellow and Tony who is Tony Tony's a guy I met in in the Emirates and we've really connected we've lost touch yeah it's basically if Tony's Tony watches this and even if it's on YouTube just get in touch we did have something I didn't think it I know we did today yes I do have a mascot actually I am the last time we did a show I was a little bit nervous I feel like I lost focus and I wasn't entirely together and so yeah I've been really I've been really trying my hardest and practicing with a really supportive motivating beatboxing friend obviously so really makes me feel better and more confident myself he's always testing me on things thanks a million Ross it like try one name just give us both and oh it's so looking for a nine-letter on this possibly a show busy busy so ad so like let's try another one now all God and again I want to go 4 9 9 on this Suzie a beatboxer brilliant nothing now what's it or I'm not great with the numbers now John's remember wasn't very good at the numbers old but and let me just see 15 + 15 + 50 + 50 + 50 + 50 nine-letter word lemak steding x' amazing [Applause] multiple of three person six be honest really are you as surprised as everyone else what does it mean well you put your penis inside of what a steding is a sort of something to do with maybe farms or something like an area of land well I'm literally I've lost the ability to speak sense anymore I'm gonna retire now can we get a close-up on John's face I've never seen anyone more shocked and disappointed the most embarrassing thing about gating and never in the history of the show as dictionary corner ever gone bring down the whole show annoyed John what do our first numbers round okay John and Sarah your turn to pick the numbers Sean smiles Sean and miles one said again fingers on lips heads pay attention it's the numbers around ya ready what you ready no he'd brought up hitless whispering to me about Hitler why was it this mean to you about how about you miles I'm on the fence Swiss during the Second World War gain I could see the good side and the bad side okay our first a poll recently voted Peter Serafinowicz Britain's funniest comedian and that Paul was his nan mrs. Serafina watch your final word games well to be honest Jimmy I don't think that's any of your business apologies Peter the line there any words you're hoping will come up tonight abdicates I'm with Peter you can ask them don't know if I have enough this twice this year already it's just quite a common question and that is one of them was from quite an elderly lady and she said what does the G stand for in G spot what does - it sounds better guy coughing - bad thing is the lucky guy who found it interesting good you know you've written a book about this episode there's a woman called Beverly Whipple who actually discovered it and didn't want it named after her it was going to be called Whipple's tickle and if no part of the vagina that's named after a person that isn't named after a man yeah what for so much fun oh yeah I've got another good vagina fact yeah isn't actually a real thing but the clitoris is like ten centimeters long Wow okay and isn't it true it was originally called the Kalitta chris Christie found the I was uh I was actually in lower six with him yeah he's good okay and in charge of the numbers it's Rachel Bailey Rachel's clitoris is 10 centimeters it might be a small penis Rachel we need to talk I might have one of those Rickard have you got a mascot yeah what have you got the film white chicks what have you seen this film white chicks I've not seen this film oh it's a heck of a film I I rewatched it recently but remind me why I can't do my tricks okay sir it is a wonderful thing to FBI people and men they're men they go undercover posing as two socialites white socialites I don't know that you need to say white you come to socialite actually they go undercover as white women socialites as I say in order to prevent them being kidnapped and what what it does is it really allows a marvelous opportunity to to to see things from a woman's point of view and if you see white chicks I think you'll really understand what it is to be a woman [Applause] that's just down here so little dickie if you wouldn't mind covering for me for two seconds you've got the small talk guy right here I found her away some of your witty on white starts with the two undercover FBI people posing as Mexicans and they do some wonderfully sensitive material don't know Richards all fine [Applause] three-six-two-five 75 and 50 and the target 961 the target was 961 Joe did you get it a thousand Aisling did you get it Arum yes Jimmy I got you [Applause] so you got some nine the number that's Reno [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] yes that is circa that's exactly how marlon wayans is unveiled in the fashion show watch it thanks Richard I was really looking forward to seeing that film time to go over to dictionary corner and Nick what have you got for us here is a poem that is simply called busy bee busy bee busy bee why are you so busy busy bee busy bee always in a tizzy busy bee busy bee thank you for the honey busy bee busy bee I owe you more than money busy bee busy bee I hope it never ends busy bee busy bee you are my only friend that was about bee I'm a friends with on a family holiday in Uruguay legend landed on your pajama [Applause] and I've got another poem this one's called butterfly no fancy a chance isn't it you wouldn't do that during Shakespeare with you [Applause] Pazuzu sorry sure you're a fine figure of a man how do you stand such a remarkable condition [Laughter] I mean I've got a tapeworm that so that certainly helps I call him Charlie they're gone Charlie that's for you that's 12 percent of people in this country I've got tapeworm really which actually makes them more popular than dogs how do you get a tapeworm do you eat a worm and off stage you get it off pork yeah yeah always pork yeah always a pork you get it off a bath pork or not off anything else another victory for the cornbread a song about it if you are negated tapeworm eat some pork tapeworm eat some pork on a ham chicken beef fish or egg forget it you won't get a tapeworm someone upstairs Google if you get tapeworms with pigs they catch some other pigs how many times have to explain you want to get it taken away but they eat pork and then they get it they get it - the pork the pig it was the big band actually all the tapeworms flew into the pigs some people say this version of countdown is less intelligent short news just in you can get tapeworms from beef just say one thing Google and go itself Ritchie take the ten and square it actually and can you cube it sorry okay and then I'd like you to square the five for me please I like it and then I'd like you to tie it at 25 by the - the other two perfect weight and you've got you [Laughter] [Applause] so mind blown that was amazing that was proper maths and you haven't used anything I was twice thank you never been done before it's groundbreaking that's right those things can actually be done no no it's just been done despite Richards amazing maths no one got any points there the scores at the moment a rich and Rob have no points I'm not even on their team but he just did something wizard if you want a square and cube things get a job in a jelly factory make babies a weakness come back there's ever be no jelly factory right things have been said got a mascot this evening me I have to log this is genuinely true I've actually brought along my Nan's ashes genuinely true my nan was always a big fan of countdown and she always wanted to come on and so this is like genuine in my Nan's ashes it's not really we have some can we have a look don't joke about it because it's genuinely real oh okay Lee 422 did you do it right you take that 422 at the top down don't touch you if any of the other numbers [Applause] [Applause] a lot of stress she died that was it I got nothing you've put - eight there six then she died before we go on he doesn't work here anymore but he keeps on turning up anyway it's joe wilkinson [Applause] [Laughter] you're right Joe what have you been up to you mate um well well cuz you were far me cuz you're a prick I've Connor gone back to being an inventor so starting to venture again myself you could this is actually one of my inventions it's actually a a baby propose for adults only downside is you need a giant who's prepared to carry you around for the optimum this one's mine exclaimed George off weakling loves Tuffy's my best idea well bring it on bring it on well shoot stress what they're over a better way of when the UK Strongest Man is struggling today rejoin rejoin thank you thank you means a lot join up six points for both teams Ivan Suzy could they have done any better yeah they could have done actually what we we got i inner eye then lorina which is someone will make stirrups Suzy can you confirm that yes make her small bit horses you know Lauren oh would ya do you know those people were specially designed to clean horses willies sorry there's people specially designed their job is to go and clean horses Willie's sure they do the rest of the horse father there know especially they're heavily heavily unionized don't touch the ass so I did you pick up this information from a friend of mine why would you care if your horse at a dirty way today I mean well don't miss fast everything but what a dirty penis it's virtual you must get recognized by your fans all the time do you ever wish you could sort of fly under the radar my favorite time of the year is when I just get to go skiing and you haven't got do your hair and makeup you haven't got to have all that awkwardness just put your helmet on but you snood on no makeup it's great and actually I've brought my skiing stuff with me I just made pretty sure I would recognize you in skiing gear so I've got a beard and a Viking monks and this is kind of my look so much more comfortable and it's warm and you just don't have to have that awkward social is that you is it not house house Jimmy that's a challenging wank [Applause] sorry Geordi ever mascot I am actually awaiting the results of I've stood in the election for the countdown party which I launched last year to get countdown fans voting really so I've stood in the constituency of whet Wang instructure and I've got every hope of getting in with some of my key policies to enhance count now what are these policies well obviously a lot of countdown viewers are retired so I bring the age of retirement down to 30 way I think a lot more people would watch ok 25 that's round in it then you could put that in a nice grid but 26 is in it and we got a kick incurring a curl occur we don't got a sexy ass in a spicy yes change the national anthem just to that could have words to it if you wanted to but your words changing not according so whatever left the situation is the situation this is the new national anthem everyone this is Britain this is Britain this this is Britain this is written this is written this is written this is written this is written it's written not in Europe now asked to sing that song to my mum just before we deport her lucky mascot this week mascot I've got unlucky we've got a lucky pen I've got it from a very unusual bookies and I find it very useful I've ever put it bet on I always use Claude this is cool I didn't want him stuffs he wanted to be stuff go head-to-head it's the numbers round just for you guys and John your turn to pick come on Sean you want to play a lot for fun sort of personal battle between you could play the claw I've already got him just check what's in it for me my pen only there's enough let's the lid off this but it's actually a stuffed grizzly it's impractical it really serves its purpose are you playing along with Mars permit not for Claude no money in the grass I won't spit on you when we're having sex tonight good luck trying here without spit I'm working to tear up shows this very kindly offers not just [Laughter] five sleeping [Music] nice guy [Applause] of course is Suzie dance Susie has written 14 books about the derivations of words and you can find them all in your local library just ask for the sleepy go by by section okay Susie what have you been looking into recently other than glory holes [Laughter] nobody stopped necessary [Laughter] sorry okay now what have you been looking into recently my palms about so very important to me so about how come it's okay to name you Willie but it's not okay to name the fellas Willie next year at the urinals so my poems called hanging about in a trade station toilet named in people's penises on commuter on your way to work I'm gonna call yours captain Birdseye because it looks like it's wearing a polo neck and winking at me welcome I just named your penis hello train driver who just nipped him for a piss I'm gonna call yours missus fernsby my old geography teacher because you're smaller and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft you're welcome I just named your anus oh please [Laughter] police officer [Laughter] helen case officer who's just been sent to the toilets because they've had reports of someone named [Laughter] [Applause] calm arrest me for naming strangers oh you can I didn't know that oh great now I'm electronically talent again if you aren't again a tapeworm eat some pork you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork on I have chicken beef fish or egg forget it you won't get it take [Applause]

Channel: Channel 4

Views: 14,166,949

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Length: 38min 53sec (2333 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 04 2020

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DO NOT fall into the trap of channel 4. They make so many of these that I have spent days wasting time watching the same clips over and over again in different compilations. I might as well have watched the whole series episode by episode.

[u/Douglasqqq]

I'm so grateful to see someone recognise Peter Serafinowicz' "I don't think that's any of your business." as one of the funniest moments in the show.

[u/ymtsk]

'What have you been looking into recently Susie.... other than glory holes?' -- this must be one of the most glorious moments of this show.

[u/[deleted]]

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again: everything is immediately twice as funny when Sean starts laughing.

[u/ntemekes]

I know it's not an actual "funniest" list but it's missing a lot of great moments such as Sean's litter box challenge, Sean's children's books, Katherine Ryan's early celebration fail, etc.

[u/Sugarh0rse]

An early episode where a cage of kittens break loose.

Jimmy got 8 out of the 10 cats back into the cage.