I Ruined my Life in Horrible Ways Before Age 10 - Nirvana

alright so we're checking out the only game where every choice you make brings you one step closer to an emotionally scarring and traumatic death its nirvana more emotional trauma dammit in Nirvana you play young fetus and effectively your entire purpose is to allow the Grim Reaper to lol at you as you go through life and make terrible decisions and eventually die in a bunch of traumatic ways the decisions you make shape the type of person you are and obviously we're going to attempt to do we do best which is to be a terrible human being all in the beginning there's really not much we can screw up because you know we're a baby the hell is our name Charlaine tap on me I like how one of my big quests is to hit puberty you know it's gonna be a good game when one of the major roles is just to survive to this point you just started crawling and your parents took out their camera to capture the moment I'm not gonna be a like and share baby or check this out no hands what does this mean is this word like you projectile vomit at the camera you know this is happening it's feeding time I like how it's a breakfast or dinner for the child it's feeding time it's always a highlight of my day when my parents filled up my cat food bowl but your mom is nowhere to be seen crying will surely get her attention mama or I'll just try eating my foot and that cannibalism train started early it took the kindergarten teacher gave you toy cars yours turned out to be broken will you just accept this cruel fate obviously not cry to the teacher or trade it with some stupid kid there's nothing like being a manipulative ho at age three it turned out to be an electrical toy car which was the best of them all all you got left with was a lame wooden toy car son of a [ __ ] a kid is trying to steal your toy get your filthy hands off sharing is good mom does it all day on fake book sharing is not good your favorite toy rolled under the couch you can crawl under it and take it though it is a bit scary and dirty down there the monsters can have fun with it now or I'll save it from an eternal life in darkness don't worry toy you and I will live together in eternal darkness your parents grounded you for no reason what will you do I'm six first they're feeding me like a border collie and now I'm getting grounded at age six I need to sit here and think about whatever I did I don't even know what the other option is but this isn't getting chosen I'll sneak out of the house and hang out with friends at 6:00 yes your parents caught you sneaking out of the house and now they're taking away your allowance why am i terrible at everything I do you are out of crafting paper but you found some dollar bills on the table dad said I should never play with his money or these funny-looking faces are great for crafting your son's a bit you wanted to ground me at age six and take away my allowance have fun getting the hot glue off your money you got lost in the crowd at an amusement park do you remember what your parents told you to do in this situation Oh God go ride the tallest rollercoaster wait until they come back rollercoaster time baby a security guard found you and brought you back to them they said they will never take you to an amusement park again I feel like my parents are terrible people but I'm also kind of just ruining my own life why is my mood so high when I literally have no benefits to being a child anymore faugh such a cute kitty cat I'll ignore it just like how it's ignoring me this is a real cat response I have to pet it damn it no oh we hit puberty somehow a kid approaches you and introduces himself apparently he wants to be your friend I'm a lone wolf or hi my name is I'm a lone wolf the reason I say this is because realistically if I'm going to be getting in trouble I don't want anyone ever bailing me out some girl is spreading rumors at school about you having cooties is it true I'll hide in my locker I'll fill her hair with chewed bubblegum yeah a friend is offering that you helped him cheat on a test he'll pay you for it I need them money because my parents took my entire allowance away I'm not risking myself I'll write notes with the answers absolutely you got caught and you both got an F I'm starting to realize that any time I take a chance I get caught and I get punished it's your birthday having a party with lots of friends will sure be fun just another meaningless day in this meaningless life or let's invite everyone there's no reason for me to be happy we might as well just accept this a new comic book of Captain Cuba is out do you want to purchase it I'll save them money for the next copy of the incredible hunk he's the best latin-american superhero there is you're damn right he is you should really put some effort into your studies it will pay off no it won't party now study later your parents took away your allowance I didn't have any your parents just told you that you were adopted no wonder they've been treating me like my whole life this is literally the most depressing news I've ever gotten I'm so happy I'm not ready I was gonna pick the depressing one but this is just flat-out better you're walking home after dark and you notice a strange man is following you what will you do probably die keep walking and hope for the best start running start ready he started running too and he was much faster than you he snatched your person got away with your money I haven't had money since I was like 9 you should totally get your nose pierced just be careful not to get an infection I'm going to die of an infection aren't I oh and I I am almost dead the circus is in town the show includes dancing bears and elephants I'll buy a ticket a protest against it why not I repel against everything else at this point how about buying a new 3d TV with what money I'll save the money until 4d televisions come out it would be nice to watch a television in colour I just realized you can click on this and it says girl on the one hand you got the hard version of life on the other hand you have the power to control men I don't need your goddamn TV it will be cheaper to give yourself a manicure at home than to pay a professional to do it for you I'm gonna end up severing my fingers aren't me got like one hit point left I'd rather not mess with my nails I'm sure it'll be fine it did not work out and now your nails look like they came out of a horror film you walked into the kitchen to grab yourself a snack what will you choose chocolate is considered a fruit right a banana you know what I want to know what the next life is like so I think I'm just gonna eat myself to death there Oh No huh what you were too sick a parasite has taken control of your body and has beaten your immune system now your body belongs to you died at the age of 29 due to being a walking petri dish your last words were chocolate is considered a food right okay our name is now Theodore would I had to know what the text was for being a boy you have a little sausage between your legs which tells you what to think your mom and dad are not around you're free to climb on the couch if you want me to break my neck aren't they aren't I I'm king of the mountain you're goddamn right I am the mailman has left a box in front of the house it has your mom's name on it I'll get it into the house let's open it can I even do this on my three years old let's open it oh look it is full of rubbery flappy colour exposed to sex toys you see six would affect that this has increased my mood or something it's Sunday morning and your parents are still sleeping in their bed I'll snuggle with them I'll wake them up by jumping on their bed might as well start the terrible human being train again they got mad at you and decide to ignore you for the entire day I'm glad to see that my parents are just as understanding in this life as they were in the last one I wonder how I should die this time I think I'm gonna do it by mood you brought home a drawing you made will you show it to your mother she'll never understand my art you'll never understand me I want to bring that mood down you don't want to go to school today what should you tell your mother I'll lie about feeling sick the truth it just sucks to go there I already can't stand social environments mom at now it got my mood up she told you you can stay home today and play video games what is this this is like the first time my life my parents ever did anything good for me your baby teeth are about to fall out and they turn chewing into a tough chore daddy wants to pull them out oh god I'll just eat less of moms terrible food I'll get a good deal from the tooth fairy pulling out my teeth would this increase my mood there we go good a girl gave you a note saying she likes you do you like her back girls have come eight years old oh I just wanted to look at it whoops grandma fell asleep while watching over you she had not locked the front door it's time to jump on the parents bed or it's time to explore the distant lands beyond the front yard yes your parents were asking if you want to go to summer camp I hope there's no bullies I'd much rather stay home and play video games sure I'll go to summer camp maybe I can find a way to not come back the moods going down chemistry exam what does h2o stand for hard to obtain which is a hip-hop group dihydrogen monoxide which is water it absolutely does not got an F your parents took away your allowance I know how this feels already you found a bicycle lying in the street no one seems to be around why don't you take it for a ride as much as I want to this could be a trap what is this like a bait bike from the police I'll write it for five minutes and put it back where I found it why don't we just ride it and take it I got a hey you got caught stealing it had to pay a fine god damn it it was a big bike this is like what you get when you're the mini grand theft auto police officer you have to graduate to the car so first you have to do bait bikes for 14-year olds I appreciate that I have acne and stuff too I might actually die of whatever socialist before the mood goes down also now I can see which ways it moves I think I ignored you in the last life too cat a bird pooped on you what does this mean it means I'm dirty from perch it's good luck well 18 years old this time Oh No tell me how I died game you were too depressed you cried so much that you literally drowned in your tears and died Theodore would died age 19 due to being simply a sad human Theodore his last words were I'm dirty from perch the only good thing I've done is I was always loved by my dad who treated him with respect and dignity I have this potion that like balances my stats but honestly I don't want to use it I'd rather die it sounds really bad all right let's go with Mama this time what the hell all I did was just like pick something that I've picked in a previous life real quick and I'm so happy that I'm gonna die you were too happy you could not sleep for several days from the amount of adrenaline in your body and eventually your heart just gave up at five years old Natalie Martin has died at the age of five due to being a cheerful lunatic all right well Ronny Cooper now your parents present you with two toys for your birthday a fuzzy teddy bear and a robot with many cool buttons and flashing lights for some cruel reason they make you choose only one this isn't really that cruel at this point because I know that my parents are bastards from multiple playthroughs I'm going with the robot you got bored playing with it after two minutes all right I guess not it's time for bed which story would you like mommy to read to you good night for the good night dreams about Teddy Krueger I'm sure I'll understand all about scantily-clad college students getting ripped apart at age three you could not fall asleep for a week fearing Teddy Krueger would haunt your dreams the last time I stayed awake for several days my heart exploded your parents are making a ruckus in their bedroom it sounds like someone might have gotten hurt should you investigate oh I know where this is going mom and dad told me not to come into their room when they're making these noises no we must save our parents I've got to help them you've seen your parents in a way that scarred you for life John had 32 candy bars he ate 28 what does he have now four or diabetes i allowance a girl gave you a note saying she really likes you do you like her back I think this will be the first time that I will in wanted a girl or boyfriend sure she had herpes now you a big scary bully just pulled down your pants in front of the entire school so embarrassing I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating I gotta remember that line I'm gonna kill that bastard yeah out of you but everyone admired how brave you were stupid but brave there's a new gym in town membership is expensive though let's get ripped I'll just quit after a few weeks I'm like about to die in a multitude of different ways so I guess I'll die ripped oh no you were too poor you owed too much money to the wrong kinds of people now you're sleeping with the fish I got offed well I hope to the Mafia Ronnie Cooper died at the age of 22 dude being an idiot when it comes to numbers his last words were let's get ripped I'm really glad that I've gone through four different life and I've only lived for 75 years old is still amazing well folks hope you enjoyed this episode of nirvana till the next time stay foxy myself

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 5,354,406

Rating: 4.926312 out of 5

Keywords: Simulation Games, graystillplays, gray still plays, greystillplays, simulator, tycoon funny, simulator funny moments, funny clips, funny moments, game of life, life simulator, life sim, life simulator game, life game, life games, multiple endings, bad choices games, bad choices, life choices game, life choices, bad life choices game, nirvana the game of life, nirvana the game of life endings

Id: iIUFn3tc3KE

Length: 14min 20sec (860 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 24 2019