I Ran a School That Tortures It's Students - School Simulator

all right so we're checking out the only game that proves that every school game never puts its freakin title on the title screen it's school simulator it also has the most depressed people in the entire universe as its avatars new game dammit number of trees one number of grass one wait does this mean like there's one type of grass or you only get one grass like one single piece of grass okay I'd like to mention something it was literal you get one single grass you know what more room for building whatever y'all thought I was kidding when I said most depressed people I want you to take a moment to look at this creature look at it dead broken soulless eyes years of degradation has stripped this man of all of his self value please God tell me there's a way to turn off depth of field hey Olivia Jones Peter Anderson and Jason Sanders welcome to the friggin team how come they get to be all depressed and I just get represented as a red sphere I feel really bad that we all have one piece of grass well I don't want to build over it I'll build right next to it so the children can see our what hold on there we go right next to it so the children can all see our one blade of grass I always feel really bad like all of my schools and buildings typically look like boxes so you know what why not mmm gray still plays with the lopsided dumbbell in case you're wondering what this is this is the breezeway see when I was a kid we used to have these this is where everyone would always get beat up in a stunning showing of anal pain this is one of those games where you have to legitimately wait for your builder to build things oh my god can I hire more builders hold on please Jesus tell me no there's no more I do appreciate that you can go into the third person so that you can look over the builders shoulder and tell him everything that he's doing wrong you're hammering rebar it's rebar stop it I feel like that's what you've come to expect a lot of times from every boss like they just they're just flinging instructions at you and sometimes salts that don't even really make any sense like put your back into it this is why you always disappoint your wife come on you know what I wish there was in the first person mode a fast-forward button Oh everyone decide to show up to work today good good since your asses weren't here yesterday that's no lunch break you're working till dark remember the future of all the children depends on your ability to break your knees I was thinking about jiving this game for its lack of plants but boom two different ones I'm also going to mention that the tooltip for the toilet is it like you know a place to relieve yourself but a place that people used to feel better especially in school I'm kind of curious what happens if I stand inside of a wall while you're building it I can't go through the friggin tape I couldn't put my finger on what these guys looked like but I think I figured it out it's almost like they've taken the head of a fetus and put it on a full-sized human body that's just the bucket over you hammering that's just the feeling that I get when I look at their appearances what happens if I push you away from the area you're hammering they just punch me in the face of the hammer fair enough all right now you need an area for the Lord director over here I think I'm gonna take up the left testicle I'm gonna face away from the students this time because I don't want them to look directly at me when they enter kind of put a couple plants down for motivation all those who enter must pass through these lights why is there a direction on the light does it matter there's like more solar energy come from a certain direction than another direction no it's a frigging light it's 360 degrees that's fine whatever I have a feeling after the like once people see how I'm running this school I'll probably the target of assassinations so I'm gonna go ahead and put these vending machines here just so that if they're going to shoot me they have to get through those first I just realized I rendered this entire door completely pointless because of these plants oh why is this guy levitating welcome everyone to the vending machines where you can get delicious products such as orange juice and the Cho lo ket bar cholo ket is this a misspelling or is this like a humor thing with these kind of games you never really know you know what I just noticed this game does not have windows the children don't get windows alright this is gonna be one of the classrooms hey you can make all the floor on the walls different colors the kid should feel pretty good I'm not gonna give them concrete this time this time they're gonna get laminate there we go I really don't know what this is but this is our new wall pattern the hell happened over here Mother of God you can make the outside walls a completely different color tan out of tango this teacher gets four whiteboards she's got a lot she's got a say over all the whiteboards are blocked by plants this is gonna separate the plebs from the rulers I get the feeling my freaking teacher isn't gonna be able to get through to her chair with that other pushing away everyone gets to face the teacher except for this person I hate that right-click constantly shows what I've named this room too you all see back in my day when you when teachers could pretty much do whatever they wanted we had a place in our class called dum Ville if you got below a certain grade you had to sit in dum ville so everyone could ridicule you this here is dum Ville dum Ville gets lights on either side so everyone has a clear look at them oh this tile is brutal I love it slightly smarter students get to go to the laboratory you'll know how well students perform by the amount of plants in all their different rooms we need like a teacher's lounge so that's what I'm making over here well this is awkward is it you seem to have freaking nailed yourself inside of the building now what are you gonna do you're gonna sit there and you're gonna starve to death be glad I decided to give you a friggin door this over here is gonna be the teachers room all the walls are gonna be black though like there so they can have some plants though and a toilet actually can you put this in a place that's not the bathroom at whatever because the games in 3d you really got the opportunity to see just how jacked up this whole place is physics teacher language teacher biology teacher all these teachers math chemistry hell yes history what the what what is this what happened here why is everyone just molesting me why are you not all working did everyone get caught on me what the hell is going on here wow I don't think I've ever screwed up all the individuals in a game in one shot like that before this is gonna be the bath all of the toilets are just surrounding this one little area hey what the hell are you doing this is for the freakin kids tear it up like every bathroom oh that's a lot more hideous than I had previously anticipated but I clicked on it so that's what the kids are getting get these white walls as well though I'm gonna put some plants in here to absorb some of the rectal smell there we are all right we got a freakin school let's get some kids up in here I welcome to the history classroom if you screw up you have to look at these globes until you friggin get it this is to help you see the Globes better oh my god this frickin school is a nightmare to navigate oh my god coming up with a complicated lesson plan is the most annoying thing ever forget it from now on we're just torturing the children you get math all day if they made this easier we could have had mercy on some of your souls there you go nine hours of math no breaks no lunch okay it's too much clicking you can actually make more plans for all the different classes too but this is enough for now I just want to get students in here because we're already like a thousand dollars in the frigging Hall I'm sorry $1,800 No all right where's all the dumbest students at you're all hired oh my god the students are freakin mugging my workers they can't just act on top of one another I had wondered if the students would look any better compared to my workers they do not welcome to school children sorry you have to walk down the hallway of shame in order to get to your classes I didn't know this was the teacher he looks just like the students hey you in the back row you friggin sleeping there's someone's sleeping in class I swear to god this is what happens when you get students that want to sit in the back row look at this the whole friggin back row is asleep in retrospect even my teacher is slow if you get close they open up their eyes because they know that the headmaster is close by is like oh sure how you students doing are you all having fun all of you except for you now you understand what happens when you score below a 3.9 you don't get to look at the plants which means that you're barely human I will stand upon your head for the entire time of this class I can almost escape the building for here I just realized that the toilets come with a plunger I appreciate that we're forcing the kids to plunge out there what do you what are you just studying this toy why how's it feel being under the friggin heat lamp feels good doesn't it you sweating get you better cough up all your fee bucks and you go back to your friend uh children I don't know if you know class is over the teachers gone it's time for history now that means get the hell out Wow 2 out of 15 students made it to history class I think we know who the leaders of the world are going to be at this point ok some of the kids have figured out that it's time for history some of them just don't want to leave what happens if I remove this room there finally everyone goes to the next damn class that's right don't let the children leave I don't care what time it is shove their ass back inside the classroom these workers are fantastic so I saw you wanted to use the toilet yeah if I stand here can you leave if I get out of my body they can't actually push me out the way of the door now no one gets to use the frigging bathroom well well well this is an interesting turn of events no one can use the actual bathroom so everyone's using this one random toilet that's sitting inside of this I guess I'll call it a classroom I thought I don't know what the hell I made this area everyone has to watch this kid as he uses the bathroom what's the matter are you having troubles using the restroom while two of these guys watch intently now she's just staring at the bathroom stall door I don't even know what to say about what's happening with this situation I'm pretty sure someone just that is absolutely awful Oh finally they've unmerged God all these people just torture themselves no one gets to use the bathroom because everyone gets stuck on the stall doors do that they're playing freaking digimon or something like that in the bathroom what do you know there's an area where I can click on sleep so I can go to sleep forever ok I hate to say it we're making kids stare at at whiteboards and toilets all day long we're not making any money so unfortunately we're gonna have to do some frigging downsizing Jack you've been here since the beginning and I appreciate everything that you've done you're freakin fired Thanks all of you are fired except for maybe one person oh my god can you kids learn how to move any faster I know everyone always says no running in the hall but IRA Kanaan this place please move out of the way okay unfortunately children what I found out is that the only way to make money is to make sure that you at least sit in the classroom all day don't worry you don't necessarily have to learn you just have to show up I know someone in the comment section is gonna be like oh great that's school all the kids whose schedules are just getting made up by whenever I click on the drop-down menu I feel like this is fairly realistic to how all kids have to deal with their normal school day some principal just clicking buttons man that's right everyone single file these are the most well behaved students in the entire universe but I feel like they're all on Thorazine I'll never figure out why children love this classroom so damn much there's always someone in these deep considering there's a teacher here with no students and you know like six plants inside this room I get the feeling that this guy is like you know gray this is a this is a chemistry class not really a math class but I think I know why you're not making any money actually I think this is technically biology it really doesn't matter it's costing me money all the same why are you not sitting in your seat child why are you looming behind this car this dude is so ready to stab this girl this is every single horror movie that was ever made he is smelling her hair I this this cannot go on this is it this is dis illegal hold on I gotta push this kid out of the way damn it he's he's so he's so durable move just walked right back behind her now it's mostly just annoying me that you're not facing there we go this is odd I need to get it'd be awesome if like more students came in it everyone had like their own pet student that just loomed behind them randomly this is probably some serial killer class that's probably what was happening the guy was probably like yeah before taking the shot you don't want to breathe down their neck too hard don't want to get the jump scare until the last second I just realized you this girl is like four inches taller than my why is everyone walking like they're like they're dancing and thriller no see it do you see how how the music goes for a second there and then they stop and they pulls stop yeah by some choke cholo cops or whatever it's called cholo Cortes let me go ahead and wander over here to the restroom real quick oh wow this is a thing that happened in the game how how wonderful are you going to the restroom there's more people just sit now inside this bad out what the hell age you like is it you get cancer this is like a romance thing or hate say it but with how hideous every every avatar is in this game I really don't want anyone here to have children I don't know what we did but we did it I guess we created a school for serial killers just something because whatever goes on in that other class needs to stay inside that class hey guys hope you enjoyed school simulator till the next time stay foxy Muslim

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Length: 14min 34sec (874 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2019