I Pretended To Be My Girlfriend on Tinder!

right so today we have a video with Freya it's different one because today we're gonna be going on tinder an app that we don't use because we've been together so long the tinder wasn't even out so we are so out of the loop we thought we'd get into loop and you know just tested this could be like the down for our relationship we could then I might be like get addicted to this right away I'm like you know this is great it's true I mean I use it already but I use right now cuz that's what celebrities I'm gonna make fray upper part today and we are going to match guys girls everyone aliens microwaves Fiona make her profile some his first art get your name it's only one different name what do you look like you like I like the name Madison actually medicine which is like a cheetah no no that's how do you know about that not a Madison my first name is Madison we'll say you're how old it's very important anyone yeah that's that staff down at a time it spins me one I am a man woman or more what if I need that you can search but you want to be microwave Mike university is well yeah it's different we could you could look you can go like where do I go where do you wanna guys do you need P much that's that one you could though it's gave me Madison is a smart girl do an SD once you went to Cambridge Josh it is okay so we're in now it's time to make your profile properly so we will go add media yeah get the apps out start showing a bit of odd from what they're working with they could be working with I don't want to play too hard to get you know I mean I just want to make myself available he doesn't like this this photo of me apparently you try to par me do you only do that okay now do this one you like you looking into distance also a little bit of boobage yeah sure a little bit told it what they were working with yeah well they could be right you know in little like doses get the legs out shrug you can take a mirror selfie this is so you leaving it you like tease them though you're leaving like or makes you got massive feet and that's the downfall you're like oh this girl's perfect and they're like oh wait no you got massive feet you get Stephon they're okay and they're now going to go to edit info now you got to about me it's the good so you can you can't decide this outside it for you so you probably let's do it together you went to Cambridge mm-hmm and you're called Madison so what did you study she sounds so peer what do you study English just love reading books I love it I'm a bookworm like I'm the fun carefree living that's a workout that's it just love to work out I love to write I actually do like to write you write a poem I love to read I love to write I love to work out it sounds like [ __ ] yeah aspiring porn star yeah empowering once pull over and land on the dick yeah mmm or is it too babe yeah part-time stripper come on Khan says no by the camera we stay home Swedish pun can go no it's because there we could use only enterprise would be opportunities yeah you wanna get interested with people like half Swedish half I actually am part Swedish pop enticements whoa no no that would be inside a guy who loves a book that wins my heart the key to my heart of the book are Swedish I love to write worry I wished her out of this a heart we dish I love [ __ ] no Josh on a Tuesday go to Cambridge unfortunately is Wednesday if you can write poems I'll suck your dick make a list for you I'll do it like Josh this is Josh right you get out the little you is doing as job yeah there we go it's active you go to Cambridge I'll see this poetry lover aspiring author I found so dull it's unreal it needs to have like a punch not a punch line but like it's all very boring so it needs to have a little something that's not expected dick-sucker no no because I like girls and boys so it's like a tiny liqueur iPhone 7 owner would you actually put the last point shaving shaving upstairs gender what men and women and you won't just know what 1850 Plus why not it's about the video trust me not too much dogs were already widely come on more girls even look super like it's not like if I play like a game there's a cat by just account on your phone actually cats my kind of girl wait I'm sorry but I've got patches or she bit like easy after page or when I'd likes yeah well wait 12 hours to write some more people all right this is Matthew you come through it I'm gonna have to report you to Spotify because you're one of the hottest singles this week Oh slam dunk he just come back to really dead joke and an action album Kyle says hey hey [ __ ] hey [ __ ] okay hey BT hey Madison I'm so Gary match because you are gorgeous thank you so much Harry just we should date we should bet forward in it I'm so glad we matched why was it like I wasn't lazy for me oh yeah that one Billy you got to University of Cambridge you definitely didn't why I'm here with the full-stop man it's always brutal part we use half chocolate are you alright you're right so how many times have time being asked to jump in someone's Addison Lee ah painting called medicine that's not the response there no no I know this is the guy from behind the camera don't perform [ __ ] stop what is punctuation you go to Cambridge you don't need your purchase another you appreciate punctuation there's barely any punctuation in poetry there's a comma again don't know Pizza boys hey we can't be out here harima feelings like that might scoring right yeah these people are out here right they've matched it so many girls before who's shutting down there building tougher skin they're used to it you might have autumn make just make a seasonal joke please because you I'll be your summer my favorite you you're my favorite season how about I'll be your favorite seasoning well how about I sprinkle some seasoning that's nice thinking it onto this thing are you some stuffing if it's a star like super like to they really like you they wasted money on you basically it is Beck's oh yeah yes she goes the love University and she can put any couple at the cut color of Lippe we like her she's pitting let's have a chat we don't say tube X log one medicine welcome Cambridge let's push it just goes lightly paid some P for me your kind of picture me gonna say you're kind of hip you know that's it pop it correctly though that one blocking me where are the girls up man I guess you can join a pill to get Lucy there you go University of sorry your teacher as well oh yeah she's pissed I think gay can you teach me how to scissor Richard says hi not an ounce of fat or news it is there you can borrow some of mine it's not that they can't both on your heads yeah nope or some of your hair and I'm shaving so could you borrow could I borrow some of your hairs because I'm so bad it is fair trade because he's not fair trade he's giving you fat and Chester says give him something you don't want my chest hair down there think it probably looks better shaven so you might cover up my herpes earthing know what to say through this hockey show like can you tell if someone's got herpes it's a wart there was no mortal walked around genitals call it general you know I need it to cover up my genital warts oh hello check scare is that Jay good mixing you FYI and I fully agree thanks so that's why it's not that speaks your your I would say his money like he's very free you quit me out he's 33 no I mean you're old news thank you I love your well I love you love you sweetie wait your saw finish like a Sweden glasses yet - in ninth was that nervous honey I don't know even a good reply yeah you told me not fireflies are bad well neither am i it's no one's that no one liked our replies so is now our day and we were unfortunately banned from tinder I don't know why I didn't do anything wrong I'm just trying to get some matches so he could make some more content with him - band me - okay yeah patient actually pays membership on tinder and they banned me straight after so now we've made a new account and we made it for Freya as Freya so you're Batman out didn't die you're breaking your internet service at this point I'm I'm just a single guy hit no single I'm not seeing a guy I'm a single girl here yeah and I'm legit anyway so he mates it we have done some matches and some like in and you have 45 matches already being a girl is really easy Chanti sent me a gift Darian set to slow he gives us the eyebrows anyway I sent it to them Yas said hi Freya oh he rides I like a guy that rides I'm not about that what me rides James has come through and said sprayer you are a salts what a pickup like he's a father Kaito is beard fishing food basically basically me either I could have a short a bit bit old for you you can choose that one do you like matured which or cheese you know who did it like Oh take a boyfriend no no he dad okay how's mr. before make a you have live in Philly obsessed we have the Kate Hudson huge compliment bang [Laughter] is that well you tend to psycho why are you jumping in browsers you understand Oh like you know to making content happy I want to send you a gift maybe icon yeah how do you know Stephanie what the hell how do you know Stephanie because you want to go pitching staff ah Jake how do you know if there's 20 universities together she's a huge Golden State fan as well so we spoke about that on Facebook alone Bob laughing what is there yeah I'm still the rock star I got my rock moves okay I'll leave that and I don't need you hey're right oh you've done the NA that's all [Laughter] good brother what you up alright make good brother why do you get banned are you that Nancy well well live where do I start don't send that one Josh why it was the second one and it shot well laughs where do I start on snapchat oh you think one of those go it seems to be afraid to snapchat who do you think I am you think I've even mad at that no I'm getting this by but he's like if you ain't down to the snapchat I thought wanna talk know what I rate it alright it look at the traffic on your chart titties on the first interaction as you hanging out tonight no Janna you had no you're right why talking like on babe stationary shake shake about at the same time that good hey you're right you see polite basically sleep like that you're [ __ ] savvy you ain't seen nothing yet Freya there's most official mix that meets the eye ah show me more show me more you bad boy get off babe station definitely oh hey Jen claps back that we've told Jed's evasion super like oh I definitely haven't liked little smoky face the confidence but you wasted it I'm a of super light too but guess what I was sad for you a big show me yours I'll show you mine oh no say I've got blue waffle so like can I wait for it to clear up in the house and then I'll send a pic I've got blue waffle that wagon that Russell or raw so we don't told him that I've got blue waffle and he said idiot that is actually Rio I may say cool what kind of fund you how is it what kind of fun do you want a soul I love about the cars or just eat a lot of peeps or say kind of fun do you he wants Peas video games and Netflix you basically wanna [ __ ] because he said Netflix like II might as well as outright to say Pizza games and [ __ ] we all know what Netflix means don't we yeah it means watch a good series what's your favorite thing on Netflix you have you been where are you from happy being from where did you go did you come from where did you go where did you come from got an ally kyocho haha sounds like the song I know dot you seem like a little [ __ ] Lee no [ __ ] Road you couldn't dominate a fly okay good could be better I've been hardened applaud a queue that I've empowered him because you're genuinely saying that in real life I do need to pay for stress they like you liked it yeah funny if you wanted to go and nobody you get no response of like oh yeah I'm alright how are you you never said to me yeah I'm calling a pool day we better know what she's got some vents and people have no personality and nobody it's the word who's earned whose body because no body is overheard : he was trying to ban you haha oops I hate hopefully not you winky face I put up my money to throw sonar ops is it oh yeah he see ups in the block block Easy Ups she's checking on ups okay both on their block block Josh darts I don't get it I can either stop there on board hi I'm 25 virgin looking for my first would you care to offer yeah if it's really sad he's not a virgin yeah you can't be it makes me eat it makes me mean jacket the mac and cheese no no it's it's a lie oh my god that's so hot like you're getting me wet okay oh my god that's so hot you're getting me wet don't know that feels like you're supposed to find that sexy have a shower but a female being with everything your mamakara probably when I was younger yeah you go don't recently that's weird I watched my dad shower with the time you get your learnings boners what's his package like ever tasted it um well he once asked me if I wanted to play with it but I said no and he didn't ask me again so I left it this thing I was interested in shame that yeah you good at something keep it in the family this is the guy that's today I hope you get laid too because [ __ ] tastes good hey I like your smile what's a girl like you do you oh you don't hinder [ __ ] knows you know what I don't know you know dad I I've got a boyfriend so that I'm doing it haha that's messy does your boyfriend know you were still here in tinder no but I'd rather you didn't tell him so what are you after you after sex relationship long-term short-term yeah boring why is a boring accent were interested oh I love traveling and been to a fair few countries so where is the best place you've been I said something I said us that we're interesting he said Santini by far second barley which are some would you ever have more money or more time oh I like this game there we get interested more time to make more money more time because I always find at the end of the day and I want to suck [ __ ] but there's never enough time you know that's better okay good I feel your pain Freya hashtag relatable me you know I mean for a million pounds would you sacrifice your penis you're not allowed to get a fake one pin explain so you've just got a stump or nothing see how much you do for me at home let me see will it do ya no charlie not a chance but then again finger in the on st. bars I could live with that but then again I'm a self diagnose nymphomaniac so there is that tough question okay I'm a nympho I love my bed my mom my dad and my do down you can get in my pants skip the intro I know my comment over to eat that waffle 20 March 2019 steak and [ __ ] say I love how you have that memorized buh-buh-buh-buh that's a good day know what give me a number and oh yeah nice try but this ain't babe station mate I don't think mrs. legit that's why I'm asking alone so I'm baffled here right you're lovely looking and I ain't putting myself down but you're a bit out of my league hence why I'm asking if this is all Ajit's long too much I feel bad now and I know there's some weird people out here who do [ __ ] like make fake accounts and message people for a laugh trust me I've had untold amounts and been catfished on dates twice they excuse me for asking this is just no no no don't because then he will be embarrassed no it's fine you're right though yeah good luck out there in the Wild West out there the world wins oh I feel fine me now genuinely the ticket wheel well a decatur it's one flow we respond we are the one person so yeah I feel bad down the side time really because you mean someone it's fine he'll move on yes all right he'll feel fine though there's plenty more we've got you got you've got like 50 people 50 the guys in the space of 10 minutes so I'm sure it's easy out there that is it looks plays video if you enjoyed it as you like on it you know check out Freya's china with a view and you did and also tell me if you want me to make Josh a grinder account because if you do then I will you will see that there no in our channel check out her video as well make sure like and subscribe as always what you guys make fun [Music]

Channel: Zerkaa

Views: 3,182,753

Keywords: zerkaa, zerkaahd, zerkaaplays, sidemen, tinder, girlfriend

Id: H9OzEI7E2ao

Length: 23min 1sec (1381 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 30 2018