I was WROETOSHAW on TINDER for 24 HOURS

skedaddle skedaddle all right so the video just went live literally about one minute ago maybe like to actually Owen big up yourself summer gymnast okay calm and Bayesian not lovren but some other deja and yeah just big up yourselves man obviously this is the first of many and I hope to keep going what's going on to this video but this time just want after this account I'm not buying anymore a lot of the weekend when you I can't rely on it make it's not a video I need to produce content I need to upload video to pay the [ __ ] bills I can't the packing yes pull out the packing is done it's done it I'm jerking off my days I'm dripping off my day I can't I can't how much money spent will I how much this is one point vodka bar no no like it you reckon in the whole time that you've been doing team of the years for our [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] right fine how much like seriously [ __ ] my I reckon over the years like 15k last year was 10 to 15 the year before was 20 because of then there was the competition element yeah so what you may be like 40 G's social in total about 40 grand that's a good mortgage on the house you can put your mom in in your house take care of her if I land this bottle flip right here you have to discard Lindelof you just got in a pack is that a deal I will line it one time one sec Oh wait let me care focus yeah go on t-this is win-win for me cuz if I win then I've won but if he wins that is because I mean yeah as you guys can tell all the ethan paid a visit to our terrace [Music] right Harold let's get this first tinder fun let me get my phone I think we need to really load up with it with the big vodkas in there just just a once moan up no you got to double up both hands Smirnoff on each the dock don't worry alright yeah on to the next one let's show them the view cuz then you might actually get a match I'm not sure the Bayern münich top is gonna do the trick blue jumper gaming got the sidemen pants on so hopefully they'll uh well we might get some sidemen fans trying to date you you know let's see your jaw line there's no jaw line okay look directly down into the camera Oh next to the range next to the Range Rover come on let's let them know what car you've got Harold jeez there's no way girls don't super light that's what I'm expecting off the back of this one right so we've got the Flex pictures those are done so we need to show a little bit of personality to how much sure that he's got a different side to girls are after a man can cook so they're slap down on foot there and he's gonna be making he's gonna be making some toast guys key very key when you're when you're dealing with the the tinder if the lines gotta be on point you can be had two out of ten as soon as you bang a bit of lighting you're a nine that's the frame and we're after yeah I like intently this yeah I said we mix it up a little bit give it that mm yeah and one more to me now that that's the one that's a winner it's very important that everyone understands that in order to get the finest tinder pictures you have to put your life on the line sometimes I think that could be a nice one you know yeah yeah shows that you were athletic yeah yeah one second got prop for this one I reckon we've got a problem here how's your touch quick oh oh it's coming back it's coming back oh he's trying to create a little wave I'm coming down I'm coming out I'm coming out what's happened here then just take off your shoes we'll pull up your football it was your time who's your touch wonderful one last one turn that way one second and now there you go with bay wait there it is with bay there it is okay sick good news guys you found another one oh ha ha ha what you want to do it without a top on let them know let them really know what road is closed about all right let's get a pull up on the top there oh oh no no no all right once that yeah yeah yeah wonderful sorry you [ __ ] right let's film this here we go no we made a tinder profile for you have you bought me a wife no no no what you have to see it's gone this is your yeah I don't know [Music] 24 you're a dropout okay you're a money maker at w2s little by little and you enjoyed boat watching I do give had a bit of influence in he demanded that there be two Range Rover pictures so he's gone he's gone for that one I'm not sure about how I'm gonna give right I'm not about to be on black blame gibbehh then we've got the toast picture I've got no neck there do you not know this one gets a lot of attention you're on the booze and you've got why a you can read this one out this was that my mate Bailey that came up with this one okay hey you alright I'm gonna cut to the chase a bit basically I have a few other girlfriends one for each house I own in Guernsey I just bought a new house though so what you say it she survived with [ __ ] off he's applied with sex question you are a [ __ ] that's enough doesn't know them till we've got a girl here that's super liked you jeez lovely super light that means that's just like a super hunky kid you got the wrong yeah I know miss uber like me did they come up a little slower like to do if I was too super like you loved ones of give in exchange for super light and to pay for so she's she's dropped pees on you she's just spent money on what he said to her alright she no she replied with her first message was I had to super like for those fire 2014 minecraft videos did you make my mom but not like not w-2s players we did a whole series monster but we never blowed it I do that suppose we never upload it you know public in two hours was played minecraft in that case do you have a diamond pickaxe okay she she she's tried to mug it off here right she exudes number oh is this the part where I pretend I haven't seen that pick-up line before so she's mugging it okay no I do not have a pickup time a big why sex I'm harder than obsidian or something like that probably she called me out there so uh I panicked yeah not personally I prefer miss Booker I use this as an opportunity to get feedback on the trim no Kannamma seen it but old hair a hundred percent me but she hasn't seen it no key good gone Cal freezes instead alter for sure is that the right answer wrong answer I opened up with cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed is gonna be her is it not so as I do not status of your child she so I just asked her I get before at night yeah and then she's gone to other life this one girl that's play for night before sorry but on that one I took al she's a better tough one I think the buzz cut is a look okay well the agree I give them a seven out of ten only a seven I'm [ __ ] in here with so far right severe honestly what Paul I had to say so this is what you said yo I've got a lot of money and some nice stuff wanna do the sakes bye it was a wildest sex story she's at but she has she called us a virgin next thing I know you want Gallois mine and she goes well what do you mean so at this point I realize she's not your soul mate she's not gonna be the one she's don't get in the bus you're not getting the batter at all all right so that lets head I mean I made me a sell announcement do you think we're about frizzy hair yeah it looks better than the mini miniature one that's the picture the guy next to me so yeah bingo so sorry sorry Simon but you know Kirsten looks like she's favoring me on this one I totally agree which of those two would you rather go on a date with the bald one or the pink one the bald one probably who would you date I said definitely the Caffrey hilarious guy good-looking and supposedly has an absolute shaft on him as well so at this point she replies with I had to google what shaft means walking what what sort of girl is this she's archaic me and then I realized she's a Nederlander so I assume that that's Robin benevolent so she had to google it and she's come up with a long narrow part or section forming the handle of a tool her flood the body of a speaker or her own or something similar it sounds nice and that was that okay bye go for Catarina give me your best pick-up line Catarina and I'll let you know if you love being a 30 million subscriber glutton yeah good god I usually press X to pick up weapons does that work for picking you up too that's how about it's a gaming one well but then eventually then she was it okay everyone is a youtuber these days what makes you worth of dating me so there's only one logical answer to that everyone might be a Yugi did they pack team of the MSC so she says I love football but FIFA is probably the worst game ever plus Ronaldo's better than Messi is disgraceful Ronaldo very messy I don't poke in the ringlets so so she got on that but what is this convoy that's going just read it right shoot okay show you mother it's team of the impact opening usually does the trick and I'm get you to reply that took a while to or not yeah she said not a fan of FIFA anything good related Fair Play so I went with are you a care package because he must have fallen from heaven that's great if you had if you are if you had one four four which is hard don't worry I'm not hip with this bro I'm gonna take you to pleasant Park and shove my shifty shelf inside your dusty Depot holy moly let's have a look how's that sealed the deal for you if so do it was outside waiting for you and then she's gone oh Jesus I think it's better before maybe why I said thanks sun's crying on a positive note through my tinder I there's been a few cool private room a very wide this one's this one's good is it I step what would you rate me outta ten be absolutely honest I she said hello how are you first male with tits often a cheeky reference so I don't I don't said rights at this off ksi identity but she's going to be dead and then I just want to come round and social blade and chill oh no response to that one alright anyways that's gonna wrap it up and thank you Bob for letting me be you for 24 hours I can't decide if you should upload this pic top video with a sister or not so she actually Thomas Li literally come down to a coin okay [Music]

Channel: Calfreezy

Views: 4,355,514

Keywords: Soccer, Football, Calfreezy, Rebel, Rebel FC, London, England, How to, Footy, Tekkers, YouTuber, Challenge, Soccer Skills, Football Skill, Trick Shots, Soccer Fails, Football Fails, Tricks, Freestyle Football, w2s, wroetoshaw, tinder, picking up girls, girls, picking up, chat up lines

Id: qGh45n4hW1k

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 15 2019