I played a life simulator that doesn't understand how life works

what's up my scrubs beat you might care and I've done the impossible I have found another life simulator game and it's called new life bit life new life bad life news I hate this I mean I'm trying to look at it from different angles Brad just looking at all my little apps here I can see how many things have the word life in it we got life as a game girls ex life nerve life life with a granny but I know what you're asking what does this life simulator do differently that all the other ones do and I answer I don't know see I found this by searching Biff I found this now by searching Biff life I start to bit live and I came across new life life simulator a game I think there's so many life simulator games out there I just really wonder when they're gonna start running out of names they're just gonna say this is life is simulator that's what mine would be called semi weight different lives it is possible they live a perfect life a new life and they did it again simply like different life it's just the same thing with a question mark like they stated the same exact thing twice but now it's like I don't know is it and I simulate a life to live a perfect life now I bet you the first thing you're wondering how does it compare to would like you've really popular games such as bit life because obviously that that's their inspiration s what's worth going for uh and if you don't believe me just look at the you know the interface I don't know why I'm freaking out so bad oh I can see our pregnant mother up there okay press ok press to create new baby okay baby we also have a baby the cries this just doesn't quite have that scares me my name is Piper Collins was born in Saint Petersburg Russia Mike birthday is 1405 tourists I do not know who is my father where I was a result of a drunk nights of my mother with a stranger so it's pretty apparent the English is not the first language of this these developers which is okay I get they try I mean it'll get a lot like bit life with the same would look smarts health happiness I mean it's it's got a little bit different things it does it in sort of a different way well it's just age I guess I thought I died I have a fever after vaccination is this near trying to make me become anti Beck's or something like that well this is why I don't get that vaccination I like the animations though that's pretty cool that's different you were sitting in front of the house when a woman hold you up and run away fortunately your mother hear you crying and get you back to things gonna happen either a woman came to our yard picked me up and then ran away with me and our mother herders us crying is she super ran she ran at the speed of sound you know to come get us with her mother adrenaline or the way to pick this up put us down and then ran away because I guess she gets thrill and picking up random kids at it and then giggling and running away you break your mother's lipstick then you get spanked with tears running down your face well she shouldn't have left her makeup out does nothing good happen in this game you want to keep a dog your mother answers that she only keeps one thing either you or a dog oh my god so she think there is a possibility that we keep the dog but I have to go you make the decision quickly and say goodbye with that idea that's a very harsh way of saying that we can't get a dog who really wanted that fat dog to you my happiness just goes down with every year oh okay maybe something good now oh my god why are those cats kissing you have a chance to have your first kiss with a boy on your birthday what will you do I feel like doing nothing would be really boring so we could just kiss Sam I guess you kiss him he has intently kissed you back I decided to catch this opportunity would you attend elementary school yay oh so now we're age six okay that's kind of cool like our avatar ever what did I just say our avatar actually like bubbles up in ages and stuff which is cool all right I guess I'm not old enough to do any activities okay just up a stair oh so there's a relationship tap but we will update soon it does even exist nothing happens what about acids okay that's an understandable Oh No you guess you're suffering from mild depression as your parents don't spend time being with you I guess you know it's kind of hard not to have pair of problems after what she told me about the dog health your parents know it so they spend more time with you you were now oh that's such a like I'm so glad my parents knew it oh yes I have good parents you know aside from the dog thing lucky your uncle gives you a scooter every kid in the neighborhood goes green with envy I know that's a saying but I don't think people actually say that oh you're wondering what happened at age ten nothing and I couldn't do any activities so I really just like satin stared in a blank room or something like that all right so it looks like we started elementary are no secondary school and I have $50 who gave me $50 did I earn it I can't do any activities though I don't know where I got this money my parents give us an allowance I don't know it's all I can really do deuce from that social you don't want to hold your friend's hand in social activities especially Friends of the opposite gender but when you try it once you just want to hold hands all the time I just can't stop this thing so now that were age 12 let's see our activities that we can do okay oh we can already start doing crime and everything okay what about what's minigame that's interesting we can play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire let's play it welcome to the game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire that's actually kind of cool okay I'm excited to do this oh my god oh okay what term is commonly used to mean a room on a ship a cabin it's a bath it's a cabin oh yes okay where are the headquarters of the International Olympics Committee located by the way that's playing copyrighted music oh God [Music] no friends oops I guess that means I lost I mean what's the kissing someone kissing me because I lost maybe they feel bad alright let's try that again I was too busy talking rather than actually paying attention oh never mind we can't because the host has apparently gone on holiday see you next year k regis screw you - he probably doesn't host that does this even come on anymore care what's game guard grabs shrimp fish it's a lot of words okay what all right I guess we're playing what I do what is obviously the pictures have not loaded what do i what do I do what does this mean I don't want to pick my bed Bambi alright let's check out the crime a pickpocket robbery bank robbery it's all robbery oh you have to be eight you okay apparently you have to be sixteen to rob people okay well I'm sure some people don't follow that rule you don't have a knife you guys yeah you have to actually get a knife I just think your buddy man oh man I can't wait til you start sixty that way I can go rob a bank because I can't right now like I don't think there's age limits for that okay so there is a startup option and it's really interesting the the choices they give you the first one is a special kind of worker but it is a well-paying a job we have to lottery buy a lottery ticket to change your life and the blood selling and it's says given expect nothing in return now how does that mean startup I don't typically a startup is referred to like a business you should start right how was lottery blood selling even remotely close to this there are you got to be 16 to do anything in this game why did you give me this tab if I can't do what do you think it's home 16 but we can find lottery tickets I'm pretty don't you have to be 18 to buy lottery tickets alright well let's let's buy a lottery ticket you didn't win the lottery I happy just went down countries is based off of that's what I want to know oh no what are your best friends died from thirst after playing new life for many hours without stopping to drink that could happen definitely when the teacher gives you a 5 out of 50 in an essay about my dog let that was there was a masterpiece my dog there must have been the story about how our mother wouldn't let us have one she said it see that you were the dog so you bring it to school to ask if teachers knows the better than you I'm so confused or we say we could bring the dog to school what dog we can't have a dog so what is this meat so you bring it to at the school to ask you if teacher knows the dog better than you so we wrote an essay about our dog which we don't have and so we're saying oh you think you know about our dog better well I'm gonna bring it to school to see if you know more about the dog it just it's so confusing who start high school yay who's giving me money where's it coming from whoa first day of high school adolescence all right cool I guess I was at a Chi Minh er of some sort everybody better watch out when I started 16 because it's not gonna be scum I'm Pete robbing all kinds of banks might even get a dog I feel like it the summer is hot as heck and you have a relaxing summer vacation all right let's get let's try some crime let's go to robbery I need a sword now I thought it was a knife now you need a gun where do you buy these things you only get robbed when someone Rob's you with a sword now that's robbery petty theft yeah that's what the knife Oh its assets which is just assets with no s animal breeding that's new so you can breed chickens ducks pigs goats and actually give me money every so often oh my god well I mean it is new that's that's something that said that's not been done before well let's see some borrowed money to get a chicken and do you want to buy chickens yes valid for three years I guess they died after three years is that what you're trying to tell me all right well we definitely wanna get a weapon I hope we could still afford it oh my god that is so expensive for a knife they they make you work to rob in this game all right well we can't afford the knife yet I guess what we should do is play who wants to be a millionaire again since the post is probably off vacation this time who invented the light bulb Thomas Edison and April 2007 scientists announces it whoa what featured in the Harry Potter films may still be a reality uh invisibility cloak flame it's not the broomstick flying car why you Steve Harvey here what is this bead this is the picture of the did it load I don't know what to think about this picture Steve Harvey I don't think Steve Harvey hosts this game I'm almost certain Steve Harvey host family feud and not to what's me a minor but I haven't seen it a long time so let's check no apparently it's this guy named Chris Harrison the developers of this gamers like that we see whoopsies Steve Harvey host they think every every game show in America is Who Wants to Be a Millionaire either that or Steve Harvey just showed up to judge me I don't know uh he went on vacation again wait a minute I didn't even read the top who is a millionaire who is which of the following countries has the largest area under rice cultivation Oh God uh jayna I don't know stop judging me they took the game who asked me a million they're like so literally like we're not playing the real game it's supposed to be a pretend version that's it's like impossible the things they expect you to know is there a stunt can I study for this game you just graduated from high school which University will you apply to be an actor why not answer this question you only have one chance what is the name of the main character in series The Hunger Games soon as he gets a acting school this is the first day they asked you and if they don't you know answer correctly they're gonna just turn you out okay they'll take the muddy though that you paid for college it is Katniss Katniss evergreen congratulation you are now enrolled in Academy of theatre and cinema apparently your ability to be actor is only based on actor trivia though what country did lady Go diva ride who even is that I can't I already time to Google this well I guess we have to resort to startup and we'll pick the first one I guess which customer class do you want to find upper class obviously a what's the money okay I'm not doing this because I love it what are these need take a tour overnight fast strained I don't get it take a tour by the customers streak hi I'm in debt the English of this games makes it impossible to play while you were doing your job the police came and caught you you were sentenced to three years in prison and I didn't get paid prison food is not prepared to handle in hygienic conditions so you have a stomach aches and had to go to the toilet several times a day today you suddenly feel sad at home sick it turns out tonight's New Year's Eve well this is really depressing that's it is sad the expiry of the prison term you are a release from prison hope you will live an honest life I just wanted some money to get a knife what's wrong with that you've been invited to a job interview yeah the interviewer asks what do you do when you catch your partner cheating this is kind of unprofessional I don't really understand how this relates to the job react immediately take a deep breath post about it on social media I don't know what the right answer is I'm gonna get the twitter stands to go after them okay you felt the interview posting on social media is one of the worst choices but how does it relate to acting okay I'm guessing they want me to take a deep breath congratulations taking a deep breath may calm you down which is essential for someone who is angry why did that have to do with Act II we're gonna get $2,000 a year now at least so hey get our knife family your family goes to the casino for the first time your mom won $1,000 and it tends to put 500 for the next what would you do the next what oh so always says she's gonna bet born money I tell her I'd bet the whole thing I don't care oh my god your mother want again finally your family leaves casino with $7,000 she gave me a thousand bucks thank God it worked out because we would have been homeless you know what we might even go crazy and just get a sword no no we cannot afford that all right knife it is all right what can we use the night for it's definitely not robbery a petty theft yes you do not have enough health why does that matter you picked a student's pocket on the bus after discovering the loss of his wallets he shouted did anyone take my wallet with $200 inside your replied there are only 50 inside I see what they did there that was a big brain move by the person that I was robbing we're such a bad robber so we took his wallet and he what Bowie now it's this how much money they have like you were to say has anyone seen a wallet because there's you know people are losing their wallets every single day but for some reason we were oddly specific because we must have been L from deathnote I we would know that this would catch the criminal and the criminal was so stupid here and now it's no there was only 50 inside oh you got me then everyone beat me up all right how about some dating let's do some dating dating service break up with your ex I don't think they understand the concept of what it ex is I can skip skip what just skip this whole experience alright let's find a girlfriend okay I'm a girl oh well it doesn't matter this is now Crawford 19 years old look Nate naive you look nice personality strong she's a vietnamese tutor okay ask her for a blind date hi can I ask you a personal question what is your that's not supposed to be a question you ask a girl well it's a large point it's cool oh that must've got her you can ask her a question to understand her more will you ask are you buried what is your secret skill how many ex-boyfriends do you have we're not a guy we're a girl why is this saying that we're a guy what's your secret skill I could fall asleep in a few minutes as sometimes in a matter of seconds wow that's really gonna come in handy you both have had a successful blind date do you want to start dating her yes sir congratulations you are now dating but we're not a guy we're obviously Piper Collins the supporting actor who Rob's people you bought some shoes from a drug dealer you don't know what he laced them with but you've been trippy all day I can't even I'm not even gonna laugh at that even though it's actually funny so even though we have a girlfriend and the game things for a guy we can't even do anything with the relationship because I don't know I hope it goes good because I can't do anything after years of dating you're a boyfriend asks you to marry him what will you do this is so confusing it's our girlfriend and I'm a girl except it's progresses we're married happy marriage it's okay sure I know it's our night your husband wanted to make love with you to heat up your love life what husband oh we're preggers okay I there's just so much wrong with this I can't I okay well we're pregnant you were delivered to the hospital I guess let's give a c-section you have a c-section for some reason in this game how does that affect anything we have a boy first time parents how how did this happen this game new life doesn't understand how life actually works your child came to you and gave you a hug out of the blue you were very pleasantly surprised that is until you heard him tell his father you're right she did gain weight oh my god who what man what taking the bus home then get home and thought my car had been stolen for a second before I realized in fact that I drove to work we drove to we drove to work and then went home in a bus and then forgot we drove to work that happens to me all the time I just totally forgot I had a car making payments on it and everything but I forgot about it our stage for heart failure I passed away because of suffering of stage four heart failure family and friends are deeply my conclusion it is new life doesn't understand how life actually works but it's it's obviously they're trying to do a bit liked it I get it you know just like how I try to be beautiful I you know I would play this just to have a good laugh to be honest that's all I can really say I do appreciate you watching please do scrubscribe to become one of these I call you guys scrubs because that's what you are you're scrubs but the door I am - it's not an insult I know how it sounds and I'll see you in the next life simulator that I play [Music]

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Length: 18min 5sec (1085 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 10 2019