Let's Powerwash Your Dad

this is so funny my dad's power washing in the backyard right now well why watch your actual dad power wash when you can watch me irish dad how complicated can it be daniel this is not satisfied well i'm cleaning the car are people upset with how i'm cleaning my car do it slowly am i cleaning it too fast surely that's what you want to do like we can clean more [ __ ] if we go fast let's use the 40 degree nozzle just broad strokes jump up on the roof 60 percent clean listen this is this is supposed to be my relaxation this is how i get away from like my children and the important thing is not if you're having fun it's if that's having fun and also i think if a child used like an actual power wash gun they'd probably like burn their skin they like put it on their hand and just like the bone would reveal itself we just walk through the soap like dad dad are you gonna be all right up there i'm fine son leave me alone dad i don't think it's safe you gotta come down ah don't tell me what to do dad no you can't you the ground's gonna be slippy i'm washing my car the way i see fit oh oh dad no oh mom call mom bumper isn't done the the underside you can't even notice the difference no one's gonna check there there's still bacteria on it we just purge it sometimes i need to feel pain son to know i'm still alive dad no oh he we get to see the time lapse i like have to do a few rounds of that car it's so unsatisfying rented what i thought was a great little place could have questioned why there weren't any garden picks in the ad they must have bred rhino's ears oh my god did a [ __ ] bomb go off here only enough my first girlfriend florine perez used to live here back in the day those were good times was it clean then calvin is that why it was good write the f word oh that'd be a funny maymay i'm sure let me just say [ __ ] on the wall you know i'm sure no one's done that one before playing this i'm here i'm like i'm singular focus dad here right i have a mission i'm gonna clean the wall i don't have time for you kids they just keep throwing like barbecue sauce everywhere did they play rugby in this background it was like a mudslide that came down from the trees and just like completely encompassed the garden get inside what about the sofa we have to remove the cushions there's no time we'll pay the power wash man to take care of it it did say there were rhinos in this backyard it does kind of look it looks like an exhibit in the zoo i'm pretty sure i've seen this somewhere like the snobbiest cleaner you'll ever see just thinking about like imagine you hire a cleaner they're just going through your home like they keep saying this place is such a mess it's like yes i know that's why i hired you god it's just terrible how could you let it get like this that's why you're here like jesus you really let the place run amok like you're in hospital like you've broken your arm or something and it's like what the [ __ ] have you done that for like well i didn't mean to like it was an accident jesus like you're gonna hurt yourself like that i know please fix it how's the poor dog been the dog's probably dead i don't know if we could live in these conditions that long the food that's his water yeah dog's dead there's no way the dog survives he's been dead a long time instead of a bathtub stream just do a long stream i live in an apartment i don't have a lot i can vote i can mow a public park i might get i might get kicked out i might get arrested we just hit up the botanical gardens with like a lawnmower is anyone like an actual police officer and is like actually added me to a watch list after all this time i think we've had lawyers in the chat before so they're probably very concerned too my brother is a cop he's in touch with the dublin police oh [ __ ] oh no they're gonna get me i gotta i gotta be careful what i say there's already a connection i just wanna clean the garden officer i'm not doing anything i am not going to eviscerate the botanical gardens with a lawnmower and the [ __ ] soap i don't i don't have soap all i have is water then buy it wait can i buy soap okay i should probably get the stone cleaner okay this is a spinning zero degree nozzle that increases the area of effect while maintaining maximum pressure that sounds powerful this is the stone cleaner oh oh that's a good effect that didn't that only does stones i think it's going to take much long [ __ ] useless yeah that's that's terrible use the turbo oh now it spins okay now i just can't aim as well like that is just like circle bits in the middle you know like you don't want to do your chores so instead you escape into the fantasy world of video games this game is for those people but who don't do a good job of the escape pack you know i don't want to cook dinner uh it's going to take too much hassle i'm just going to get takeout that way i can get back to playing cooking simulator when are you buying a real life power washer what am i going to use a real life power washer for i can't think of a single scenario in my apartment where i would need that and be able to use it without like completely destroying where i live think of the content rt stream was hilarious he set his home on fire instead of just screaming at the top of his lungs when all of his belongings went up in the blaze god i can't wait to see what he streams tomorrow this is so dangerous shouldn't be able to stand on this for one like dad it's not safe don't tell me what is or isn't safe there's a story in the background in this game that explains the dirt is there actually is this game have a plot other than i got a power wash you were the last human on earth everyone is dead you have to clean up what's left of our planet look how much better it already looks what lovely garden the shame the dog's dead you know you can't win them all that car seemed much better days gee what happened to the poor kid that was in this thing the kid dead too everyone is dead he got eaten by the rhinos oh no the birds are dead too the birds are awesome dead no way they survived it's just i hope there's no birds home there's like eggs that are just doused in water inside the house the bird wasn't dead before we got him now dad could we go home please i miss mom i just want a power wash son you got to stay here and watch not allow go home you gotta have fun with dad now you've been having too much fun with mom if you're good i'll let you watch me fix the drywall later the [ __ ] engine down what about the engine what do you mean the engine in the car oh this there we go don't tell me how to power wash the garden i know what i'm doing i didn't ask for commentary you're to sit in silence be impressed ask dad no drink there son this this is cold frost he's running a little low are you supposed to start from the top in real life wait are you saying your dad's not doing a good enough job you're saying you're not having why don't you try power wash there you go my hands are off the controls you'll do it what you're going to do huh i'm going to go back to the [ __ ] soap yeah jesus i wonder what you're going to do with that chat you're [ __ ] missed can't do anything right give it back to dad we're sorry this is why mom left how dare you say your name i'm gonna get you like dad help me there's a scary face in the shed we're yelling over there i gotta finish the window that ice just scraped my knee oh now we're going to clean the flagstones again there's band-aids in the kitchen if you need one and if you're going to the kitchen you can get your old manner called frosty this one's this one's running a little low again it's not a house dad this entire time ordering my kid to just like raid their fridge they won't mind they know what they paid for give me two you're taking too long i think i saw a playstation 5 in the living room too i i th that's going to need a special clean uh go go put that in the boot of the car son but dad stealing is wrong you know what else is wrong sonny talking back to your old man the police are still in the chat oh good evening officer i'm just just you know cleaning the neighbors shed out the goodness of my heart i'm having a having a grand day out with my little son you know i i don't normally take him on the job but he was so excited to see me clean the shed dad i put that the neighbor's ps5 in the boot you shut your trap oh sorry yo he gets a little carried away sometimes oh just some good family uh wholesome fun we're having here hey you want a cold frosty my son just brought us too did a bird just [ __ ] on the roof was that there a moment ago oh no if it was are you good for nuttin layer boats dad no get off the shed roof you're going to hurt yourself oh you think it's going to hurt me at this point if i don't have another cold frosty in my hand i knew more of my system it's running a little dry i'm perched hey dad where's all the water going why isn't this garden flooded also where's the waters of life it is a magic wireless power washer your old man just has a few tricks up his sleeve you know he doesn't have up his sleeve cold frosty it's like a pile of cans like just on the ground at this point dad's gonna die of alcohol poison he's just getting like increasingly drunk as this entire like power washing day is going on all right you see son the trick using the washer is you gotta get the power i didn't do the wash job complete the place is clean 400 smackaroonies for that one good drop son oh let's celebrate let's get some cold frosties look at the time lapse look at me go place is clean jesus christ that looks like it's been deep fried every morning i put four slices of bread in the toaster but only eat the slice that pops up first when i have a coffee i only drink the bit that wins the race to my mouth on this bike i always finish dead last i'm wondering if there's mud stuck to the manifest or whatever it is slow me down i'm also kind of superstitious so i haven't cleaned the thing in over 15 years you need more than a power wash to fix that that's that's a lot that's a waste of a lot of bread and coffee let's just speed run this just just hose it down fastest money of my life i don't know what parts i've missed i just got to keep spraying if i see dirt i haven't really followed a system here pick them all off exhaust the shock absorber what's shock absorber it's that did it clean as an egg you're a legend nothing can stop me now except you know my own lack of discipline and hygiene i've got a frankly ridiculous situation in my hands you see some of the local children have been coming down with a curious and unsightly form of dermatitis and a few fretful folks have been putting it down to the condition of the recreational facilities all nonsense of course we would just humor them and give the whole thing a thorough hose down i'd be most grateful oh my god that slide looks like it's vomited dad your face looks itchy this is an infection i got from the playground son i i don't know how long i have it you don't know how bad it was there i might not make it home tonight until everything's clean here's like four dollars if you need to buy pizza i don't know how much it costs mom normally orders it you know here's is there seven dollars too son ah you can fetch me a cold frosty it's gonna be a long night oh my god everything the playground is laced with deadly disease which one of your children is your favorite i bet it's me hockey bastard are we when we go to pizza when we're done here i'm going to place your order last oh i know what i want i know what i want it's not your turn you have to wait that's how i'm going to teach you a life lesson son don't be a little [ __ ] could you imagine dad what wisdom do you have yo what what have you learned in your life dad just don't [ __ ] suck son oh no try be good or something i don't know karate gives five quid for the frosty fun could one of you just take that five quid and go down to the store again old man's running a little dry what the [ __ ] happened to like the jumbo blocks it was a plastic oh just i just gotta hose it down i gotta get all the orange like look how filthy this all is floor is about halfway done okay i i i need a break from this abomination i'm gonna go do the stegosaurus this really looks like something died here asmr power washing sim the fastest way possible just can't look at the screen for long it's so filthy clean up barney a little isn't barney a t-rex is he is barney a carnivore i don't know if i liked that version of him you know like you were a kid and the funniest [ __ ] would be like a nursery rhyme but you've changed some of the words jingle bells batman smells robin laden egg batmobile lost a wheel the joker got away i remember there was like a rude one for barney back in the day it's very mean to him in retrospect but bernie is the dinosaur from our imagination he's big and fat and full of crap and that's the situation it's really mean to barney what does that mean in the context of this song what what is it what's happened to barney big and fat full of crap barney is constipated there's a situation i love you you love me we're a happy family with a knife and a gun and a bullet to the head sorry children bernie's dead oh my god oh no barney we lost him even the third graders i thought three years ago had banged that [ __ ] really they said they must think they're so cool i mean we all did i'm gonna sing the naughty version of the song what if the teacher catches us and it's like there's obviously like one kid in the group who like cracks and goes home and cries to his mom they said a really mean thing about barney in school tonight what did they say about barney they said he's big and fun and full of crap i'm writing a letter to the teacher does look like he's a bit chubby though you know it's a big suit don't worry son we don't know the state of his battles he might not be full of crap dan what suit oh sorry yes of course barney is very much real i was watching the irish streamer man and he said he said a mean thing about barney what what did he say he said he's real oh no son no come here come here it's okay it's okay bernie's not real the dinosaurs were wiped out like millennium ago a big giant meteor exterminated them all and they died in excruciating agony it's okay he can't hurt you like if he's like a dinosaur from our imagination right and only children see him is that not just like a fancy roundabout way of saying he's like a poltergeist or something because you know like the kids can always can see the ghost too we've learned that much from horror films like you like like you're just like wandering like the forest at night or something corner of your eye you see barney actually that does sound terrifying oh my gosh it's like i'm [ __ ] terrified oh hi oh my god do you love me now imagine the teletubbies children's tv characters are oddly much more terrifying if you encounter them at night teletubbies having a fine and dandy time during the day you know they're just like uh flapping about with like the vacuum cleaner and whatnot you encounter them in the woods you [ __ ] run oh my god it's stinky winky and they're just like making like the teletubby noises at you it's like oh my god get out get out lego slide is clean we got it that was that was an ordeal and we're not even halfway i believe in your dad ah thanks son always know i've got your support and speaking of support do you think you could i don't even need to say it anymore dad actually be careful this time this is a considerable height to fall you've really got to watch your step this time dad don't worry son i know what i'm doing i know oh oh i think his legs get caught in like the the jungle gym bit the climbing pull son i think we're gonna have to go to the hospital we're gonna have to go to pizza hut another day use the pizza stuffed crust to stuff the leg back up after the blood how does that even make any sense but a terrible accident pizza hut is there a doctor in this family restaurant yes but i i don't have any of my tools i suppose the pizza knife the pizza cutter is basically a scalpel do you have any bandages in that but we have some rather large slices of pepperoni this is exhausting dad's actually going to get a cold frosty oh what you mean i'm having some water what about a warm frosty what the [ __ ] is wrong with you so i raced you better than this this must be so weird people just join in the stream how many people have joined like the last 10 minutes like what what like why does he keep calling himself like dad why is he talking about pizza hut all the time does this game have a vr mode this will probably make a good vr game yeah i was thinking about this the other day right why haven't i done like vr yu-gi-oh yes this seems like such a no-brainer it's not popular wait is yu-gi-oh not popular anymore excuse me i used to be on every day when i got home from school what do you mean it's not popular you're gonna tell me like no one watches pokemon anymore you're a boomer dad oh no yu-gi-oh is still popular it's like yu-gi-oh eddie and eddie impossible those are those are all the big shows you're more like a grandpa now next is laboratory johnny bravo powerpuff girls grim adventures of billy and mandy they're all old that doesn't they're still okay they've been around a while but people still watch them oh i don't believe this like next you're gonna tell me you guys aren't watching the simpsons at six o'clock come on please tell me you've seen the simpsons there's a lot of people that haven't seen the simpsons i need to like let go of the mouse and keyboard because i'm in shock are there people here who actually haven't seen the simpsons and never have i've seen steamed hams okay that's at least something partial credit question is have you ever seen top cat what's top cat i i have not seen that oh no the tables have turned he's been out turns out chat was the biggest boomer of them all i've not seen top cap but i've gone back into i've seen my charlie chaplin i've seen my marx brothers all right i've gone back to see some of those classics they ate the races duck soup animal crackers yes that's right i'm 90 years old i think it's just little bits of dirt everywhere you should have gotten slower listen i'm the one with the power washer here son all right you you watch your tongue around me there'll be no damn pizza you don't behave yourself we're not going to get the nice takeout and we're going to have to eat mom's cooking instead do you really want that you want mom's wholesome nutritious meals over like just pure carbohydrates that is pizza that's what i thought one of those funny things like when you're a kid it's like oh mom's cooking i oh can we get pizza when you get older oh my god having a family dinner that is the sweetest thing are you sure i don't mind cooking for myself we can order food i'm sick of her casseroles oh my god we did it look at that now i'll admit there may have been the odd fleck of dirt here and there oh go [ __ ] yourself that was an ordeal that took so long to do children's playground is complete let's get out of here go to pizza hut [Music] you

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Id: R5GMOIpjGZI

Length: 20min 57sec (1257 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 30 2021