I kinda got fired

I've got really good work ethics now but uh yeah after I left it well I don't want to call it leaping we're getting by well let's just have one seasonal at Disney and I'll tell that story at some point after I want seasonal at Disney I got a job at a place called mo surrounded by really expensive clothes and everybody that walks in is like dang god how do you hook me yeah we did a job here I'm not gonna lie I was kind of jealous of the girls that work there guys and girls would walk up to the girl breeder and like you know what just dress me and I would always want some customer to walk up to me and just be like just dress me because it's like playing Sims in real life with no budget no girl is gonna come some guy at a hip-hop store be like you know I just dress me out of nowhere lond and guys I'm gonna come up to another guy and be like it just dress me bro it's one of those things you have to wait for the customer to come up to you and say because how am I gonna look if a group of guys walk in and I'm like all your boys here just stop I have some clothes in the back that would go amazing with those shooting I can make you guys look so fly if you're a guy at a hip-hop clothing store you can never say anything like that you might get shot so the day when it finally happened he was like yes you know this guy comes in and he looked kinda skeptical when he was just like I don't know what to buy takes a lot of money I just like throws in my face like just dress me I'm just picking up the ones off the phone my dress I gotcha girl when I got finished for them he was bawling out of control this dude was stuntin like his daddy and believe it or not I got fired from this job on some Who Framed Roger Rabbit stuff I was set up cherried my manager was the one that hired me and she was also always chill about six months after I got higher Sheree left and they brought up this guy named Rob like six foot two white guy in his early 20s and he brings in his homeboy Terrell as assistant manager so now these two new guys have more power than everybody who's been in that store for like a year see I don't really have a problem with Robins rub but Warren on they're handsome you guys know who Warren is he had a problem with Rob one day they just fired Warren on something real silly and warn't worth the morning shift I work in the evening shift I didn't know about this until I came into work so I get in there and there's the mall security and they're talking to rob and I'm looking at the nice and she looks kind of shaken up I walked over to me so I'm like what just happened and she's like prop just alright so I go in the bag and I pulled the surveillance video and you see Warren stop out of the bag and he grabs a folder like throws it and papers go flying everywhere like confetti and then he runs up to a poster and kicks it and it gets caught on his foot so he's like you know do an MC Hammer move and kicks it was flying and I'm like oh this is not a good look and oddly enough the next day Rob's car gets vandalized like really bad he knew me and Warren were like best buds so he ran straight over to me he was like Madonna do you know who vandalized my car and I'm like oh yeah wait your car got metallized what what this got dry dry I don't know I didn't do a rope on oh hello Hey Oh mom hey I know I can't I can't hear what you're saying home I gotta go outside I can't hear you I get a bit of a suction outside hold on rearview mirror broken off windshield wipers broken in half his car is keyed along the side I'm just like dude I leave me out of whatever it is going on eh I'm out of this so after his car got vandalized a few times Rob went and bought a brand new Dodge Neon and somebody vandalized that car - do I know who's doing this dude I uh dad I just got I just got in to do coke Cola hello mom hey you gotta stop calling me at the store I'm at work again that's crazy right let me go outside again because I can't no your break it up just so we're clear I had no part in the vandalization of anybody's property just so we're clear so the next Friday I go into work and you I hardly ever work register but Terrell comes up to me he's like a Don Nate you're on register I'm on register the whole night that under the back we close to our jumps on make sure the registered money is right and everybody else starts training at the store and sleeping and all that stuff so right I was about to finish up to I was like hey adonde table just so you know you were like two dollars short by the register okay you gotta pay more attention okay I've never been short before I'm working here a year and I think I've only been short once for 11 cents fat for next Friday I walk in trolling boom adonde register and again I'm just like okay Terrell you got it register to Friday's in a row we close I'm straightening up the store to roll the hay adonde four dollars short bro you got to pay attention when I told you about this so my head I'm thinking okay maybe she just not put me on register since I obviously suck at math let's go to the next Friday guess what I walk into rows what every transaction that we get i'm counting back feel like i'm a bank teller i'm like five six seven eight nine we close I'm straightening up and throws like adonde come here your final is short again I need you to sign this like basically it says if you're short again we get to take further actions I'm like bro we got a camera pointing right down into the register you can see if I'm stealing is what I'm thinking but I'm just like you know what whatever trial I'll sign this paper here you go buddy next Friday comes alone I walk into the store guess what position I'm at you got it I'll play your little game Terrell I jump on the register and every single time so I buy something I'm sitting there like the brokers of you know in the 1930s and they're doing their taxes and they have a little green bodies really got a long receipt printing up like okay our FUBU socks FUBU underwear I'm looking up at the surveillance camera in between transactions like we closed that night Terrell and jumps on the register I'm waiting for him to call my name I'm just folding clothes waiting to hear my name calling this guy better not call my name this guy's ground down they come here I'm like what aah is like wrong your $25 short on the register tonight am I now that's impossible check their surveillance tapes check whether he's like I don't I don't need to check anything I'm just checking the register and then says you're a $25 short I just want you to know and my cool story bro cool story bro ok give me to fill out anything else you think not another all right all right now twice a year every employee in the store gets a massive discount with 50% off and you guys have probably seen the YouTube video to like balance brown go shopping and they walk out a Foot Locker like 50 bags that's what I was coming in there dude but it was on a Wednesday I don't work during the week only on the weekends like going on the Wednesday and I'm just grabbing clothes I 50% off I'm grabbing everything strong clothes on my shoulder and walking by the counter don't put all my clothes on the register and I'm grabbing some more clothes and dumping more clothes on the register I look like a mouse up in this place all right and she's really Yellin I think you know let me go check the schedule for next week to see what oh man on Friday go to the back look at the schedule I am NOT on the schedule my name is nowhere on it and not even my name with no time to know my name is gone I walk back out I'm just kind of like Denise this is the part where I'm supposed to go crazy and start kicking stuff and this is like yeah they're pulling shady stuff like this I don't want to be here no more I'm transferring I'm just like well I mean do I even so get my employee discount I go yeah you're gonna get your 50% off so that he's rang me up I just hand over my credit card I walk behind the register gave her a hug I'm like it was nice working with you you know when when crap like this happens to us it's not always our job you're gonna get revenge because you know what this stuff comes around you know I kept a positive attitude about the entire time I got home start unpacking all my clothes just gotta find a new job at some point find my receipt Denis hooked it up that day it was well over 50% off

Channel: sWooZie

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Length: 8min 45sec (525 seconds)

Published: Tue May 03 2011