I Forced 10,000 Years of Evolution Into A 12 Minute Video

we're going to turn this particle-sized rat into something that can eat the entire world and we're going to start by eating ants the size of ourselves and there's so many they don't make it very hard along the way we're going to try our best to not be eaten by Young beetles or rolled into a ball of dung at least the termites don't play hard to get we can sit here and absolutely devour them we can also take his dung ball away fetch stupid fetch the moment we've all been waiting for we can now eat the dunball ourselves there's bigger rats again and now I can eat the Beatles themselves nothing can stop us now except maybe giant spiders we're gonna have to avoid them a little bit while we eat dung balls I put worse things in my mouth before we're big enough note we've turned to cannibalism we're eating other mice and one of our ancestors was a duck because we're swallowing these things whole how the tables have turned spiders get in my mouth where I also have to avoid lizards now but we can put spiders in our mouth that's a dream come true plus we can just eat the Weeds now we're also a vegetarian you know what I guess there's really nothing we wouldn't put in our mouth at this point including a pair of binoculars several spiders and old sea and whatever those things are a pendulum not before we get to the task of saving the elephants we gotta eat landmines this is sort of a humanitarian deal we just got to stop as many landmines into our mouth as possible I mean we could probably sacrifice a few elephants I'm pretty sure Nature has plenty of those but we all know when you want a job well done you call me especially when there's scorpions that need to be eaten we gotta protect the turtles but also eventually eat them I'm coming from you and don't you forget it you know what I'm just gonna go ahead and position you all into a big pile that way when I'm ready for you it's even easier for me to consume you and that way you don't have to die alone okay it's Turtle time get in my mouth every one of you could you imagine just hanging on your yard one day and you watch a turtle go by and then it gets uh consumed by a giant rat while also being chased by a cheetah that happens to be eating the vultures flying around it's getting very chaotic very quickly I'm just here for the turtles think I just suggested a cheetah Okay Candy whatever that is I can eat cheetahs and I'm quicker we're evolving as Super Rad oh ostrich time I've always wanted to eat an ostrich I keep forcing these things into my mouth I'm gonna turn into your mom pretty soon what are those elephant shrew that doesn't look anything like an elephant that's just confusing now I'm not entirely sure what you are but I'm gonna put you in my mouth a bad eared fox these all have such confusing names I should have stopped reading just get in my mouth no more thinking oh straight up people we're eating poachers I was hoping they were more innocent people but poachers are probably a bad thing too the two rungs make a right we're technically murdering these people at this point I might technically qualify for a genocide and whatever the case I'm just gonna enjoy putting people in my mouth nope and stopping the cheetahs from getting them oh I can get the Cheetahs now I just got outrun them I'm actually getting so big I could put many things in my mouth not the Lions yet but the cheetahs and whatever the Lioness we're eating the female lions I guess that makes me the king of the jungle now and the first lion has been consumed we're officially King of the Jungle the entire tents are going down now entire tens of people not really sure what that is warthogs we're on the warthog diet soon to be zebras indicational shrub Gotta Have salad we so big we're dwarfing the Lions now we are 2.3 meters which is absolutely enormous as far as rodents are concerned we're so big week is straight up take down a giraffe and more good news even the elephants that seemed like a small elephant but it's now inside of us you're a big elephant I can't quite get you they say people and climate change are making things go extinct but really it's me I'm the reason things are going extinct this is a whole herd of elephants just casually wandering around minding your own business and then they're consumed for no reason other than our enjoyment even the planes aren't safe at this point we are nine meter rodent this is just a buffet at this point the animals are mining their own business drinking water I'm just going around eating whatever I can deem fittable in my mouth which includes Lions whatever those are and soon to be pretty well everything that is a full-size male elephant this is a rat where you're bigger we're eating the elephant the elephants are fighting back they're rampaging against the vehicles and destroying them I maintain a firm neutrality stance I'm a no inside I put everyone in my mouth indiscriminately whether it's a vehicle or an elephant it's going in there pretty soon I will have my own gravitational Mass things will just be moving into me they won't have a choice this also seems like a wildly dangerous airport they've got planes flying in and out taking off and landing and cars driving through like it's a highway to be fair they might be trying to escape the continent where a wild rat is running around consuming absolutely everything but now I've got the planes so all hope is lost I'm still trying to figure out what's the most nutritious cars or elephants I'm assuming it's probably elephants they feel more organic but we're not going to stop at planes we're gonna eat their perimeter vents first so they know what's about to happen now we can just decimate entire populations of wild elephants we see it so big at this point we can't even see the smaller animals anymore and the tents themselves an entire civilization being crushed by a rodent you can even their swimming pools aren't safe we finally get a drink after all that when a rat fails to live up to expectations you use a bee looks like we can have a constant battle for airspace up here but we'll soon dominate that too get in my mouth every one of you in my mouth soon will be so big we'll be king of the bees King of the universe even we already hit a fellow bee this is good we must assert dominance over all flying creatures hummingbirds here next we're finally big enough oh they're trying to get away they know it's coming they've been trying to eat me for the past five minutes it's my turn there's no stopping me now once I get that look at my eyes it's all over this would actually be terrifying a bee that looks like this that's this big eating whole hummingbirds and flowers and trees and pretty much anything I can't fit inside its mouth this is really a horror game just not from our perspective oh you're a pretty bird you're next a cardinal it even has a fun sounding name oh we got drones and apples too there's so many fun things to put in my mouth it looks like the drones are some kind of anti-b measures because when I touch them they blow up and hurt me they're already calling out the big guns to try and stop me we managed to get so big we're eating the drones too plus they're annoying buzzing gets to stop because that's irritating we've already created the world's biggest bee and it's only gonna get so much worse and we get the raid the beehives themselves and eat all the honey the other bees can come and fight me if they want but I'll just them too they're still stopping me yeah that's right idiots I'm much bigger than you are I'm gonna eat your babies and then I'm gonna eat you we can't forget about the birds they're always a bad favorite they make such a sweet sound when they get consumed we're eating the beehives whole at this point the beekeepers have to watch then they're gonna know that they're next don't mind me I'm just gonna oh he ran away he knew it was coming get in my mouth ooh competition we gotta fight an eagle but we don't have to fight it we have to avoid it until I can eat it just like in real life here we go I bet these are delicious and probably chocolate protein we're gonna be the biggest beat there ever was the attack drones have returned luckily I've been eating my fair share of apples so they have no chance at all they're bringing a Mountain Forest but that's just good for me we're gonna grow all the quicker because of it and if you beat boxes soon to beat the beekeepers themselves and then the beekeepers entire families and cities get out of the way got em well you can't run for me yeah here we go now we're getting places we're getting innocent people they're not even beekeepers anymore we do have to contend with some flying things but they shouldn't be a problem for much longer as long as I've got a decent amount of people to put on my mouth things are going places and it's time for the cars they'll probably drive right into me because people who drive cars are obviously stupid at any rate if we see a bee this large and drive directly into it you deserve it and whatever this thing is also going in my mouth oh not that one look at the size of this thing look how small the person is yeah you're not safe for me I'm gonna eat a car to flex my size and then get all of you nobody's safe for me not even the warplanes at this point we're gonna need everything in the sky except those and the trees the smaller trees and slightly bigger trees what's gonna make me the biggest okay we can eat those now too tandem Road or helicopter I feel sorry for any air traffic controllers in this city there's a lot of things in the air I'm really just helping alleviate their stress though if I eat everything out of this guy then there's no more problems I wouldn't mind putting a building in my mouth can that be a thing I would love to live in a world with 4.4 meter bees imagine how much more exciting everything would be although we probably would have a lot less cars and planes in the sky and also trees apparently bees really love trees the people should know better by now there's a giant bee on the loose eating people why would you be out on your balcony their stupidity is my gain we're finally doing it we're a cheating Peak Venus surprising how many of these helicopters you need to eat nothing a few buildings wrong picks they're not the tallest of buildings but that's still pretty good considering we're a bumblebee nothing is safe for me now not even skyscrapers we're gonna strip the entire Earth everything's gotta go the mountains themselves we literally are actually eating the hills we're on a steady diet of skyscrapers these days skyscrapers and Landscapes we just take a pass back and forth to eat slightly bigger things bigger buildings yet and the final buildings there might not be any population left on this world at this point we're a 300 meter long bee that will stop at absolutely nothing or even the background City we're eating cities whole at this point 531 meters what else is left okay bigger Hills 1.7 kilometers this is the kind of size we've been looking for no more eating bugs we're eating mountains whole like a dragon don't mind if I do oh an entire Island's now probably actually even continents this is perfectly normal though this is the normal progression of a bee we are 42 Now 52 kilometers across make that over a hundred wait you mean it's not flat these are definitely continent-sized pieces of the earth that I'm now putting into my mouth we're technology in space there we go an entire continent all in one bite there's no more land left oh the moon we've eaten the moon we are 8.37 Mega meters I'm not sure that's a real thing in the Earth itself if a bee can be big enough to consume the entire Earth what about a shark we're starting out in the high protein diet this is pure fish and whatever these furry things on the ocean bottom are probably mold and even a few of these pink spaghettis don't forget the crabs everyone loves crabs don't touch the sea urchin being a shark is fun because they eat everything they really don't care and they grow so quickly 10 seconds ago we were just a baby now we're eating all of these including the sea urchins there's an otter we're definitely gonna put that in our mouth at some point but right now is not what we want it's what we need and we need to put little things in our mouth but also though it's a sea cucumber the ocean's fighting back with its own vegetables now our shark has the proportions of a beach ball it's as round as it is long probably because of its massive stomach they can contain massive amounts of food ooh Birds sorry otter bird these might look like crabs to you but I hope you know these are Puget Sound king crabs very specific probably extra rare and endangered Roots makes them all the more delicious the foods decided to fight back what if I get them to shoot each other I can as funny as that is I need them to not do that I'd rather eat them than have them murder each other but I'm pretty sure it's soon going to be other time I really just want to eat the Otters I can do it now the otters have been consumed we have a shark that eats otters soon to be divers because they're really starting to annoy me we're only a medium-sized shark and we can already eat the divers alive seals on the other hand are still going to give us trouble so we need more protein which comes from divers lots of good vitamins and stuff in there plus if they're divers they probably get reasonable exercise so they're probably pretty lean the seals are going down quick we got bigger sharks and bigger whales I don't see those as a problem though I see those as motivation we need to eat enough things so we can be that big luckily first we have a faster shark in existence so it takes no time at all to plow down through the oceans now we can already eat a blue blood nose six skill shark and their children and their relatives and their entire family it's a land shark we can go right up on the land to eat the logs and there's Jets now time to take us out you think they'd send boats but they're not that bright we can also eat the whales oh there's so many whales and the houses on Shore can also go and jets but we also know a large problem with the planet today is there's too many whales in the ocean so I'm just helping to fix that little problem there's also this boat that's trying to Ram me so we're being attacked by fighter jets but then they also have a boat with like a spike on the front that is comparable to the jet somehow in their mind and now we can eat the danger boat and the danger Jets 50 meters and we're eating warships whole giant submarines are coming to try and stop us spoiler alert they're not going to because we're gonna eat it and that's really sad that's as big as a sharks get [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 28 2023