I Got Tinder as Minecraft Man...

look at me i'm a mess i'm 18 now so it's time to make full optimization of my age it's time to get tinder but not as me but minecraft man my god tinder i will swipe right please please swipe right please first name minecraft man profile photo you know what no no no no no no i can't go in looking like this i'm a mess okay feels good to be the best i look like such a college dropout by the way please subscribe please just swipe down and press the big hot subscribe button if you find this video funny i just want you to laugh please laugh and subscribe also leave a like on the video i've never asked this before but minecraft man warrants likes like my video photos now i think it's important to completely express myself in this i'm gonna take this part of the job very very seriously now first of all we need an establishing photo of me i've heard people flex they tell me i'm grounded i'm humble well humble about this it's important that people know the real me lighting how could i be so foolish the lighting is all off [Music] kissing by the play buttons what poses i think people like photos with an animal got big murph up here [Music] let's just convey the romance i feel like the photos are almost done but it's this isn't it this isn't gonna work i've seen the hateful talk about it on the internet i need to make it something better let's do it everybody [Music] oh my god hello everyone here's the thing about sophistication not everyone can be the man they will i'm bleeding if this doesn't do it for the ladies for the boys i don't know all right let's upload the photos wow look at him already let's have a look at me so far tommy 20. distance preferred yeah really really anyone age again really i already don't mind i'll go global too what is your education level i'd like to think i'm a bit of a master at youtube do you smoke yup done had sexual orientation no no i've done enough i've been liked by 19 people the thing is i knew i was missing something i knew as soon as i got myself on the tinder all of this struggle would go away should we reveal who's liked me upgrade to gold 20 pounds a month i'm not the type of person that would spend money on tinder all right i don't need tinder gold i don't need it the fact that people let that look like come down to just yeah let's see the likes it is just guys no no no this is taking too long this isn't fast enough i'm not the fastest tinder matcher yet but i will be a little while ago mark rober built me this auto clicker mouse oh look it's got his little name and it just clicks for you let's crank this baby up and yeah [Music] i feel like this wasn't what mark robert intended when he spent weeks building me this piece of equipment oh i just accidentally sent everyone a love heart oh my god i'm getting so many messages thank you for the hearts it was an accident how many likes do i have would you take me to the end hello tom hello tom me what's your deal why should i trust you i'm [ __ ] um i'm minecraft man oh and i paid to see if people leave me on red oh no no i still have to pay more money to see red racing you i've just spent 100 pounds on this now the rule for tinder is don't focus on one bird you know there's plenty out there oh never mind he's typing why should i trust you i'm [ __ ] minecraft man ring i just don't know what i should do i just want to find the one for me i know what to do hey up logan boy hey up logan how are you eventually i got logan paul in the call and got his expert advice your tinder profile feels like a lane going down like explosive and like you know loaded yet but it's on its way okay if you want to make an impression i'm not sure exactly what what kind you're making this is why i love you logan i'm here for you tommy i love you i i heard you okay and i'll be honest that's became immensely clear i need to be more explosive what is explosive able to likely shatter or violently burst apart i am able to violently shatter or burst apart at any i am the explosive type of man he says i've got character does logan but he know he know he even even he knows what i just couldn't get back out the auto clicker ready everybody god i'm so good at this game logan's right i'm not explosive this isn't it it's this i can see that you've all you will hate it don't you right no i'll shave say your last words to uh else elstacio here look at a bit of flown kites together could have kissed women we [Music] i'm sorry i couldn't do it i couldn't shave the stash i streamed with it and just people it went down so well this is who i am now but it's not about me it's about the likes i'm gonna check tinder you're ready please for the love of god where are all my my my messages matches surely we got some why is it still just guys i have 30 matches and they're all men oh i know what it is it's an algorithm thing i know algorithms like the back of my hand here's what i need to do i need to become the ideal man yes let's connect my instagram people love someone with a lot of followers now i think i'm gonna say it i think i think we need to go stylish i think it's this god el stashio i [ __ ] love you and you know what today even though the people loved it i think it might be time goodbye old friend i think of all the journeys we have together all the love we made or the smiling you accompanied with all the singing you were therefore you hairy sexy boy [Music] i'm a virgin again but you know what no i shaved my mustache for the course ditch ditch [ __ ] i'm gonna make the most explosive profile i'm going to check on my instagram modeling my instagram modeling i'm going to make it legit you ready [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah tell me this doesn't look fly are you ready you ready ready hi i'm tommy in it and i'm just making a video on him yeah she could check it to me i've linked my verified insta if you want to go to minecraft then please swipe right just here for the meme well i'm not here for me i am here oh to get the love of my life and now i have tricked them by pretending to be self-aware drink of choice wine you wouldn't you wouldn't even believe me i'm actually a gemini [Music] i'm looking for a nice guy good because that's me i don't know math but i want to know you good you should i'm pretty chill good so am i i'm chill aren't you i'm jill i'm a marathon runner i will run to your home full-factor diet coke i got mine looking for a serious relationship me too me too me too it's been two days since the great tinder loss hundreds were spent on that super boost to no avail my minecraft diamond gear is tearing it's tip tip tearing dearest viewer i'm loading it up for the final time if i'm not matched with anyone here this is where minecraft man calls it quits [Music] wait what the [ __ ] you're like a diamond door hard to find ah she's like heart stopper but more real get rid of spiders for me because i am terrified lucky for you i have vein of our throat pods on my lightsaber you can count on me always this is awesome american living her best life in london after my success i invited every tinder match to a date tomorrow on minecraft um during the day between recordings i realized i'd invited them all in the exact same time slot oh [ __ ] all right everybody it's minecraft man's moment in the spotlight it's almost 6 p.m [ __ ] the [ __ ] this is where my oh no it's not enough it's not enough okay now i'm obscure i'm oh my gosh that looks so [ __ ] sexy i shouldn't be alone for this i shouldn't be alone i need a wingman ram rambo uh yeah what's what's going on i need a wingman good news ramboo i've got this massive big tinder date you didn't think to give them all different times well ram i'm speed dating to the max do i do you think i look sexy though you look like you just escaped something really no no no no party city i look like a man from porn you know i told them they were all going to join a discord server but i haven't made the discord yet so we got a tommy in it love life okay stop oh knowing man i've never wanted to join the server tommy love life before so there should be flocks and flocks and flocks of girls joining now okay remember come on come on come on come on you actually got two people to go you are about to have one of the most confusing and interesting romantic experiences of your entire life all right no biting no scratching all right unless it's welcome we're going to drag him in one at a time remember you're going to wingman me oh boy okay you'll go wingman me hi hello you join the court how are you doing okay well step right right over there he doesn't mean that this is for you oh thank you it's lovely [Music] just keep on come on you got this keep it cool prepared the cake what's something about you that's better than me uh i'm ginger that is awful [Music] what's up you guys want some cake look at that okay wait wait wait just the efficiency is just not fast enough it's just not going fast enough you're gonna add another person [Music] i think this is the worst date i've ever been on guys this is racist it's okay we have each other oh why aren't you happy i am happy i promise i promise oh one of the dates are getting shot give me something hello maggie [Music] what do you mean what i've been taken away from my friends no no no sit down you're about to have a new friend forever sit down on the okay just share the chair with me chivalry is dead what does that mean what does chivalry mean the manners tommy man oh sorry i look i you are wearing a blood red dress it is an axolotl skin you skinned an axolotl i'm a woman of many talents all of you take a seat all right everybody everyone look at me [Music] okay the attention what do you guys think about him so far all right yeah you ask him oh remember you ask him you ask him out i'll i'll i'm just gonna go get my word you guys can be as honest as you want he will definitely not hear this what do you think of tommy so far that's pretty good yeah he gave me a flower that's pretty cool i think tommy is a cheater not quite like dream but you know here's the thing none of you have wowed me sorry i thought that they were all pretty nice actually no we are all being cheated on here right now i mean yeah i guess yeah but don't worry i dragged him all out i feel like he's gonna try you have to catch him before he follows do we have to like i don't want to though that's what i think i do rambutan i think i'll i make one pick off the other like just like the sidemen then once each one is picked off the other one then i make that one grow big oh god okay that's it i'm you know or i could just have a mole no definitely okay i'm going over there [Music] oh i just don't know there's too many of them at once everyone i think it's just too overwhelming positive experience and indeed hiring [Music] up guys i just got to go fk oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i've been found out i'm listening to what they're going to say about me a different point of view um they're just playing minecraft you know what you know what we're going to do he's all the way up there are they trying to are they trying to kill me why are they plotting against minecraft man i got the ass since rambo was now trying to stop minecraft man i needed more backup why do why do i always need more backup hello i'm [ __ ] depressed why are you depressed what's wrong i'm going to put you out here what's up hey what's up tubbs look at this i got on tinder yeah i get all these girls on one minecraft server i'm sorry what and then they try to kill me wait why have you why have you rounded up women like cattle and put them in a minecraft server swing at things oh my god oh wow he's he's severely unarmoured do you enjoy the discord uh i'm being murdered i've been murdered by the tinder girls she's a leader she's a [ __ ] evil mate now supposedly to sort you out still a mutiny what no no no right let me serve and meet you listen tommy i'm here all right yeah yeah out listen to silence [ __ ] i'm i'm here to instill respect okay we're gonna we're gonna do we're gonna do an exchange we're gonna start with a conversation and a narrative so who wants to come up first stand here now ginger hi you've ruined this no why don't we start why don't we start with like an exchange of compliments so tom you can go first you have thick two pixel wide eyebrows and that's good because oh come on round up jesus christ do you have like any manners or social skills you know what you seem to have it under control your approach it works oh you're a good man twitch i always got my oh god i am so excited to spend two days with you yeah yeah okay okay let's get let's get let's get the [ __ ] out of there i'm gonna leave this discord server and not not go back i shouldn't have been there i didn't need to be there now listen everyone what the hell oh oh rabbit what's up man listen man this has to stop the rambo i'm minecraft man look tommy and it doesn't have this ass microphone got it oh god no you can't just put seven people in a room and expect to do it like bachelor style listen man it's like my grandmother always used to say more than one probably no fun [Music] i'll go apologize you know what yeah i apologize i think that's a good thing guys guys guys what yeah i do want to say minecraft man is sorry and i'm sorry i wasted your time but i appreciate i appreciate you guys all right tommy listen i know i've been talking too much and hard on you all day but i'm having i think i'm gonna i think i really appreciate you guys i guess there's one thing [Music] now at the end of the day it's not about the [ __ ] you make along the way it's about the moments the friendships the joys sure minecraft man failed but tinder no tinder or tinder also failed tinder i lost 100 pounds

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Id: Xr_vYZFRMzU

Length: 17min 21sec (1041 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 11 2022