Riding France's Craziest Roller Coaster...

we are in disneyland come on it's adventurous that infinity oh my god it's like 9 00 am tommy i'm the worst infinity big disney brothers you let down your smile for a second they come and beat you with a stick you don't want to get beat with mickey's rods tommy all right so what's the story of the balloon well bit embarrassing when i came to space mountain years and years ago when i was a little kid i was really really scared you see that ride all the way up there i'm so scared to go on that one and this man came over to me who worked there and he handed me this red balloon and he said you can keep this and you'll be all right and i got it it was the most fun it was just so amazing so i came back with this balloon i'm going to give it to him today oh that's so sweet it's the sweetest story ever i'm actually so excited to be back me when i'm around you allergic to idiot idiots idiots allergic to idiots parkour ladies put me on the disney fiberglass [Music] you can't even see my face this is truly mysterious oh what up we're going oh [Music] [Music] no translating film translating speak french dude i'm with your wife insulting me yeah beat me up girl be of a child [Music] wilbur it's the happiest place on earth i don't feel happy [Music] i haven't felt happiness since 2007. disney contributes 33 of climate emissions out of all the major corporations we're on limited time did you know i once went here when i got bit by a cat in disney world before a cat yeah [Music] or is that just me chris will you do the race call with me sure wait wait wait stop why are you speeding no that's cheating i've been given the materials kristen i've got a problem with you okay you've been taking phil away from me and i need a paternal figure i mean he was mine first no he's spending enough time with me okay do i do i care we'll fight i like what slinky dog see him zigzag see him spin round and round oh okay hello vlog i'm on the thing okay i'm sorry that you took frozen from me you're forgiven [Music] okay why are you just holding on to it sorry oh cool thank you [Music] [Applause] well well that was something confiscated [Music] [Music] minecraft holds red balls like that one vlog the library is boring i mean that's where learning happens books are cringe [Music] wait did you take my balloon up here if it pops from the front then there we go wake up you need a shot of ginger old man oh phil if there was a way to buy some comfort merchandise right now [Music] thank you hello yes oh my god is that a juiced up white boy getting it down sexual style look worked up white boy with a little bit of slime dusting it down sexual style is he goated with the sauce [Music] i'm a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style is he good with the sauce stop this big rust do i look cute stop it big rush [Music] this is the worst disneyland experience ever isn't he going right is he goaded with the sword there's a middle-aged man with a beard following me around don't poke me man i'm sensitive to pain but look after it with care [Music] homie hey vlog nation still depressed update for you all here wilbur keeps telling me to bust it down sexual style walter if you can hear this from your watery grave i love you i want you ah stop it i'm going to skip no no please this is awful [Music] [Laughter] oh not long now something you're filming space mountain it's closed close no it's not i checked this morning on the app i've just came back from there it's closed [Music] really i'm sorry man wilbur you're calling another question no this mountain is closed there's loads of stuff to do here at disney world parks there's plenty of attractions so come on down check it out you changed man since you put that hat on i know i've become a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style and guess what phil [Music] he probably doesn't even work here anymore you know what i don't even need this balloon no no no no no no no we keep the balloon all right you keep i want you to hold on to this balloon i don't need it now no oh i have very little shame i mean we're going to go on so many rides and you're going to cheer right up at that castle the house is gonna fall and our watch you're a puny man you're a puny ass well you stop putting them down look at them look at this man look at this 26 year old man look at that whimsical smile this is a kid again ein luffaloon [Music] toys can't really talk about that infinity that's about it it's so cute cuter than will yes good answer [Music] what sorry it's a crocked up white boy oh no attention space rangers are you a carved up white boy with a little bit of swagger attention space rangers rambu is live attention space rangers you fell off plus l plus ratio you can't even serve 360 series seriously the king quirky white boy wilbur give me the tour no bilzer give me the tour well okay so here we are i can give you the tour please here we have gromlin's castle it was built here in northern france by lord gromlin with the intention to keep out the british and here we are continuing the tradition by strolling into it despite being british wow i feel so empowering yeah here we have the chandeliers designed by me i wanted something to make people go yeah that's a chandelier when they saw it well yeah that's the chandelier i work here as well vlog nation you're seeing this so this part is called the western facade uh that worked partly because mongolia is thousands of miles away and other partly because it's very well built this section here is called old paris uh there used to be people living here but the walt disney corporation shot them all one by one and turned it into a marketable shopping area so this is the sword of bethlehem whoever calls it out is jesus can i see if i'm jesus yeah go go have a go you know what yeah i bet that crew neck will provide you with the necessary strength you got to put your foot down dude that's it [Music] any day the sun's shining on your tommy it's time [Music] well this is impossible [Music] [Music] thank you for always being there for me you're welcome man shut up what russ i just want to say man thank you for always being he's going to have a mix uh sharing food is how you die oh my god oh my god i don't want to die yet a scary ride is upon us hey will but a scary ride is among us who enjoyed that blog nation quieter when you say these things they're awful little baby no after we trust wish me luck france i'm about to be a changed man oh no i think we're about to go this is rather were you hungry [Music] like awful i think we need a bit of a morale boosting shuffle [Music] how low can you go okay bill's a minecraft with his wife he is so happy with his wife behind the minecraft and that boy [Music] look at you in golden hour [Music] please don't take down this video oh my god wow oh never a dope moment in our vlog the disney parade we love you mickey you handsome devil he just kissed at me you know when like you want something you can't have like if you have a crush on a teacher or something yeah that's like me and mickey nicky is my pawn though and he's a little kissed at me nothing can stop me when i'm having fun [Music] what's even you porky white boy with a little bit of sweat oh my god hello [Music] look at me now just now just drop the phone clean on the floor kristen that crack was definitely there before right yeah oh no wait have you cracked my phone [Laughter] [Music] [Music] take the balloon oh this is fine phil yeah i'm gonna get that balloon i'm gonna give it to him ah star wars [Music] i don't see them wait they were like here last time where are they thank you [Music] they're not here [Music] i think we've lost him how'd you feel man come with me man come with me tommy i have an idea they might still work here and if they work on space mountain you could you could tie it on this railing and then they might see [Music] it how do you get tired [Music]

Channel: Tom Simons

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Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2022