I Got the GOLDEN Death Certificate!!

I got no plan right now other than playing beat up Isaac uh AKA tainted Isaac take care of this Champion takes four more shots there you go lock out treasure rule whoa that's a great start that just means sacrifice rooms out the Wazoo in fact we have one right now I will blow up into the drug I will open the chest I will get warrior code hanger that's good I honestly remote Detonator would not have been a bad choice there for item pickup uh who knows how long I'm Gonna Keep worry cookanger right it would have given me five bonds I could have maybe found the secret room on this floor but what iron we have old bandage Jesus we're actually we're fine we're genuinely fine um you know I'll help an old bandage does something okay let's not teleport me nice oh nice Book of Virtues too okay what do I want to do here I think I'll take virtues so it gives me angel chance guarantee item no soul heart that's okay all right yeah we'll take virtues there uh the other items were insanely good as well don't get me wrong Angelic prism really interested me there but I feel like Book of Virtues will give me value over time not to mention I need an active item that's a ghost don't fall for that money I probably shouldn't check the shop even if I want to because that's not enough money anyway bye alright so this is the reason we took Angel chance right or sorry we took a brick of Virtues is we will have 100 aim for chance on this floor which is super duper exciting can't check the curse room just yet I don't know if I have enough health I also don't have enough Keys hello pause hourglass hourglass is good hourglass is really good hourglass is so good that I'm going to take it all right well at least we're not blind we have an angel chance guarantee here not to mention we're tinted Isaac we don't have a bomb for more key pieces but that's okay it's no one's fault literally nothing dropped oh Assam is finally dead you know what I don't regret taking those tears up anymore I really need the damage placenta is actually kind of a rig item and here we have a whole we should probably take Starbucks in here ciao wow cursed eye huh uh well I probably don't want First Eye dark princess crown is whatever as well but I mean I'm gonna take something so thanks I think the win condition for this run is most likely going to be can we get a lot of sacrifice rooms if we can I think what then whoopsies if we can I think we're gonna be in the clear I think we uh can probably spawn as many deals as we want and items there it is sacrifice room okay we do have something I almost got hit by that wispies so now all we need to make this work with a little bit of luck here's the big reveal we get a Teleport no I get an item no okay that's fine gold cards let's find out where our secret room is and continue on greetings Diplo I have no idea what I want to use Diplo on but we're doing it I I I no clue zero idea but I think it could be more fun than glowing hourglass I should probably just take the glowing hourglass with leave the entire run at least for the the floor maybe that way I take red heart damage I reset oh whatever I don't we're around here please give me treasure room treasure room gives me nothing Quince is cool I love blood I'm gonna try my best to stay and start Bethlehem here that way I don't die to you because you tend to hit me it's another one nice probably the the tears up let me just go in here and decide you all I think the obvious choice here is get rid of dark princess crown and then let's try doing this uh oh this is the worst fight ever I don't know why I thought I could fight two at the same time that's why because they can know each other hold on wait a second it was worth it I am now 17 years old and I am grown and I have a college degree and seven kids that took so long okay we're good okay we're gonna give up Book of Virtues because I literally have Eucharist there's no reason to keep it and we'll just run a diplopia I guess then we go wow uh what do I give up for this dude I know it seems kind of dumb uh but I'm gonna give up quince let's find this super secret room actually because it looks like there's not that many places for it to be in fact I'm looking at the map and it looks like there's one place that it could be hey post edit madman here just to say I don't even know what Luis is on here because I'm obviously talking about the super secret room I had just found the secret room why are you indicating that there's two secret rooms on this floor I don't really know what he was thinking maybe he's a crazy person anyway back to the video yeah hello no free double Stone chests Don't Mind If I Do oh I don't know what just happened oh okay bye should I Diplo this wouldn't deploying this give me like hold on oh my God hold on this is what we're doing actually let me go stand and star Bethlehem uh and then we'll give away our toothpicks we're gonna go full-on damage it has been a hot minute a lot hot hot hot hot minute since we have had just like a crazy run uh and we're gonna do it right now I think so I'm just gonna stand in here just to buff up our tears then I'm gonna give away the toothpicks and we're gonna go full damage wise okay perfect we also got a free curse room because it's spawned right next to us while we had mantle and it gave us a soul heart which is the literal best case scenario uh looks like we are uh gonna rig the game beyond belief today that was such a smart Diplo pay for me I'm so happy I did that yikes I should try my best not to get hit uh for three floors not so here's the sacrifice room that way I can get Perfection locked in through Rock Bottom uh we'll do that at the end of the floor because we might not even need to do it I could just waste my time and at this point I think it would be cool to just speed up and see what we can get we need keys though actually goodbye lustian hello pill hello I can see forever which is uh used three times in a row because I have an echo chamber I didn't say much about Echo chamber but Echo chamber is here and I'm ready and willing to use it I don't know how we're gonna use it but I'm Gonna Keep it with me as long as possible because it is very much a rig item oh man these are all good but they're passives and it's like yeah I think I take memory card here and I'm gonna commit to member card for as long as I can until I'm basically forced to give it up because there's too many good items in my inventory there's a school bag that helps oh my God it's executive decision time I'm leaving behind the wafer it's done its job the main reason I wanted to have it was sacrifice rooms there's no reason to have sacrifice rooms if I have Android deals guaranteed because I have Eucharist I guess we don't need this so the reason I took lost all they're not triple shot just by having Rock Bottom is I'm assuming he's gonna spawn pedestals for me which will be glitched crowns uh and that would be more value over time especially because I have an R key there's gonna be so many floors where he potentially pays out the frail is done for La Soul is alive uh I'll probably take booster pack Hello whoa I think I'm gonna do this and we're gonna build into pure damage I think that's that's what you know what yeah that's what my plan is going to be today let's try and hit the highest damage that possible it might not even be possible sometimes you gotta get a little lucky uh but I'll try hey don't I have a school bag wait a second wait a second also we should probably use satanic here all right let me go find my secret room I guess and then we will uh where are you going doesn't that mean that this is a secret room nice we can uh just drop the Megaton here try side again what this is not what I was expecting from this room in here we have uh kind of a whatever room I don't believe any of these would help me at all I believe this is like a fire rate up I guess it's just a range up for me and then we'll go I'm hoping for a Birthright I can increase my inventory space hopefully uh this is whatever as well I mean a half price conjoined progress is not bad so I'll take that but other than that I think we'll go this is also half price conjoined so I'm not going to be a hypocrite I'll just take this as well there you go we got conjoined cool oh my God this is gonna be such a broken run I'm gonna have so much fun these angels got to pay out eventually right hello there it is sacred orb but that's not damage where's the damage [Music] that wasn't what I was expecting but that's not bad I I'm actually not disappointed by that I'm not disappointed because Duality will proc 100 of the time and it will give me both devils and angels so that's not that's not a bad Play Hold on something can click here oh goodbye is this gonna be a bit of a weird rig but you just gotta give it time I gotta find some of the high damage items and then when we do eventually find them it'll all pay off we're in this for the Long Haul I think Bloody us hey you know what perfect I think we can just abuse this right now there's a blood bank right here that's probably backed out I'm going to imagine that's maxed out and I will touch the star Bethlehem uh and that's actually not more of a tear rate than I was expecting so never mind we got a d8 oh a starter deck too we're gonna use d8 and try and get a good multiplier on our on our damage this is this is the start of everything we have to whoopsies I got the I guess there's treasure room hmm nothing T is full Bank on this uh actually that did affect my damage let me go find the Star of Bethlehem it went this way I have to go touch it there we go plus five damage up we're gonna be smart about this this should be an angel room that gives me Sacred Heart are you joking all right better very slightly better wait you can respawn lost soul I killed him and his bag wait that's broken I can get lost soul at any time I want so we have lost soul so it didn't bug right we could just take it it's gonna wow it actually works cool Come On You Gotta Give me a mystery gift at this rate oh boxer friends ah see the thing is box of friends could actually just give me infinite if I find a succubus that would be infinite damage how greedy are you Jesus you took everything from me you killed my friend was it here not still nothing here's what we're gonna do [Music] we're gonna go avoid the box of friends balls money money money okay treasure is right down here I have no hopes for whatever it could be and that's about right yeah it really had nothing so so what we're gonna do is we're gonna come here touch it there you go there's the high tier rate that we were looking for perfect we take the polaroid so we can start his card back out drop soy milk so you don't have the damage down anymore and keep loss overdose there you go all right all right it's happening and then what we're gonna quickly do here is by you and then void the reason we're doing that is so we have box of friends voided uh if we ever find a succubus and a lot of ways to charge it we can get actual literal infinite damage okay I mean we can get rid of bloody lust I suppose this is an atlas fight oh I forgot that I went to Mausoleum I was expecting a woman fight it's so laggy already Jesus okay you gotta have a Sacred Heart at this point right well okay that's one of them that's good that's one of them oh there's a habit too but that's not what we're going for right I think we can drop lost soul I can say that it did its job right I can cleanly say that it did its job it's so laggy why is this the laggy run of all my runs this is the one that like destroys my FPS I guess 26 tier rate at C-section is too powerful no red hearts so far but it's okay let's go to the secret room which is definitely here okay let's go find the secret room uh and then we'll go we took a Polaroid Cool any hearts no there's a void though take care of Isaac really easily we'll go to the chest we're gonna heal this is where we get kind of crazy right here this is where all the magic happens open you that's Tech interesting more Todd spider fruitcake and Holy Light okay all right um oh man this is a tough situation here's my plan we drop Eucharist we take mutant spider uh and then we're gonna avoid the rest of these just for whatever stats who cares uh and I'm gonna avoid the first devil room on basement one go Angel rooms again maybe I'll find Sacred Heart and then afterwards we'll go Devils uh dad's key that's that's hilarious isn't it of all of these these are all completely useless except candy heart which will drop a heart which would give me kind of like perfect my stats didn't go up yet because I still need to find the star Bethlehem I don't know if I'm going in the right direction I guess I should have been if this boss I gotta touch it and then my stats will go up where is the oh no star Bethlehem went to Mega Satan that's what happened I see give me that Perfection 10 luck take you for transformation avoid you I guess thanks for the rain dub we do have 14 luck now so chests are gonna come like crazy where's glitch Crown oh my God where is it no no no where to go where'd it go no way okay okay that's fine whatever I don't even care I actually don't know what happened to it I I mean I logically I avoided it right oh that sucks I gave it away and hit void that's okay if anything you know it made it too easy all right I'm gonna say it it made the game too easy what is that oh this is for gold items wait a second wait a second can I drop rock bottom and just like get golden Rock Bottom just because it would be funny it would do literally nothing except like ruin everything but I I feel like it would be awesome I might do that uh that's this entire floor complete so let's R key and then let's go and maximize our stats even more that is straight up red stew wow let me give me drop that touch the star where's the star where's the Star Battle there you are there you go 15 damage and then we can press two since it's only temporary I guess what I want to do is try and find the coolest item to make gold maybe we give up on the I want to get the most damage I because I've done that before and instead it might be cool well there's a mystery gift try and uh make an item super duper gold I just don't know what item I would make like Rock Bottom Rock Bottom technically does nothing if you make it gold but I think it'll look cool pop open Widow and in here we have goat head oh we might have to give up on our Sacred Heart dreams or not I'm keeping it I'm holding out so much hope so much copium for this Sacred Heart I don't know I just I feel like it has to be it swap you oh oh wait I want to make this room gold oh I want to make this room gold can I do it would you guys hate me what do I make gold oh there's a sacred heart this is where it is sacred heart there's epic fetus there's polyphemus there's mutant spider in this room aha there's epicac yeah you know what it didn't work yes it did no it didn't it made these items I got scammed whatever I'm taking the Sacred Heart no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay there you go I almost dropped the C-section by accident whoops I had to react so fast Oh My My Heart Jesus my PC's gonna explode what's in here sad onion that's about as basic of an item as you may I I actually kind of appreciate that Mr me oh we don't want that I'm actually kind of satisfied if uh the goal of the Run was to get the funniest uh golden item and then I it didn't even work I mean there are a lot of golden items there so I'll take it actually yeah you know what I at this point I'm just gonna make the run as crazy as possible like uh looks wise visually oh Cola I don't need no color tiny Planet well I did say I wanted the craziest run doesn't sound bad to me okay go next floor we're gonna look for the craziest items now I like I think a tech X would go great maybe a brimstone if I'm lucky gotta find a way to replace this range up I have that's the weak link right now that an Immaculate Heart is like whatever Sacred Heart is doing its thing so I kind of like that nothing important there either I'm getting kind of unlucky with the draw when it comes to items that will just destroy my frame rate which is what we're looking for we'll keep a look at though first treasure room hemoptysis and uh Whatever item that's about the spiders and spider baby I am now the baby still sitting at this 26th tier rate in four C-sections per millisecond run is a little absurd I didn't mean to pay I did not mean to take that I did not mean to take that but that was so lucky hold on wait that was stupid that was so lucky Corso no Tower sharp that's exactly what we needed that was literally the exact item we needed okay all right wait hold on if I can find a succubus I think I have uh I think I win like I just win we have infinite box of friends I think or if I could just find like a re-roll I mean that's infinite Regals basically I have infinite of whatever I find I just need to avoid it and it's it's mine forever so whatever you get I'll be happy with uh we'll definitely go down for a higher chance of finding a succubus uh infinite charge sounds awesome oh by the way if you're wondering if you see a little thing on the top left I uh I got a mod but just literally it's there to remind you that you have sharp plug that's it that's that's the entire point of that mod that's a little indicator up there I I think it's hilarious that uh someone made that so I did it uh we are not gonna be able to get succubus here which is unfortunate but that's okay the sacrifice room we can do that all I mean honestly like chronologize not doing anything anymore whatever [Music] you shouldn't have thank you okay now I'm interested now I think it's potential I just need to find one active item one that would like break my game heavily I guess jar of whisp would have been cool but whatever if I could just find one active item I have 50 range by the way those C-sections are lasting in eternity they are just floating open you shovel yeah Judas oh oh I want that 2020 actually that's a Genesis that's let's do it I don't care whatever I mean it's only gonna roll like eight items right doctor feet you're joking okay even this I have to forget me now I'm gonna be here for an eternity we're gonna make the weirdest run why am I oh man they came back I don't I I I don't I don't know I I guess I could be immune to my own explosions plus sad bombs this is now a doctor fetus run anyway I think that's it for me we have a reverse Chariot shoot as many bombs as possible crash my game yes oh I'm Edith I think I'm Edith wait I'm Edith and I can't see no I'm dark Judas I won't show Edith I had the secret character I'm so mad okay oh it's dead stop didn't get delirium no [Music]

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Length: 20min 8sec (1208 seconds)

Published: Mon May 08 2023