I Got "RICH" Farming UNLIMITED CARROTS in Hydroneer

well this will be exciting a brand new hydrogener update oh boy think of all the chaos I can cause look at NPC oh he just grunted and slowly moved out of the way he also found something else exciting there's new vehicles to buy hello sir I would like to take a look at your goods these ones though ah the hydro quads here also this thing looks fun a hydro roller and thankfully I've used six million dollars laying around sir oh boy it's mine now is there a place to put money in this thing oh what are you doing up there please please don't please just leave me alone I have to try out my new toy hello new toy okay it's marginally fast I wonder if I can derp out its physics let's try this picnic table no that wasn't as satisfying as I wanted it to be but I did get the stupid truck stuck she got a bit of the wiggle in it the alignment is a little bit off but I think oh I haven't bought this one yet oh I was supposed to flatten the whole thing down so I guess I'll just grab my money run over here and waste another sixty six hundred dollars Boop nice now I can play with my new heavy equipment so I can build a farm which I guess is the new thing in this world we can make Farms now okay World get flattened you're not oh it's working oh look at that we're just kind of bulldozing everything it's not how Steamrollers work but I'm not gonna judge anyone get a little bit of that wiggle going though oh okay maybe I'll just raise it up does that work no raising it up doesn't do anything either on second thought I don't really mind these Hills at all we're just gonna you know Park that thing right in here that's a good garage I like that I did flatten out the ground a little bit better so I can casually take my money back over to town and hopefully not get mugged while I buy a new ATV yeah let's just dig this thing and then I'll take over here we'll throw our money on the back jump inside oh yeah I forgot to wear pants this morning and then climb casually over the mountain I kind of like this new vehicle oh yeah there's also a new town which has a whole bunch of farming garbage so I'll just slide our ATV directly onto the selling point or purchasing and then we gotta buy stuff like a new travel and then like carrot seeds why not carrot that's 270 monies for a carrot and then another carrot and another one and more carrots and I don't even know how these work but I'd like to buy this murder device hello ma'am can I give it can you just give me those carrot seeds please I'd also like to buy some Tomatoes purchase thank you wonderfully done game now I'm hoping I can just slide right into the DMS grab my runaway trowel and start digging holes oh yeah this is satisfying already also be nice if the game had tutorials but no we're not gonna do that oh it's one seed per hole that sucks oh hot dang I just found something important out you can combine them and they stack oh neat if you can actually there we go aha aha look at us we got the big brain large thing happening except this one this one's like nah I don't like those other Tomatoes they're weird so now we sit here patiently for the next 12 hours waiting for them to grow there's also rumors that we can find more seeds by digging holes in the dirt so I'm coming back over to our nuclear mind to find my shovel where is it are you down here Mr shovel Mr shovel where are you oh I didn't need to go down there and the shovel's literally right here is that a shovel that's a rake maybe I don't have a shovel here so I guess I'll go back to the store and buy a new one oh I got stuck I don't want to comment I want the advanced shovel where the world is I don't whatever I'm just gonna buy that oh boy 600 now will you just patiently lay down right on the back of my ATV just lay down not that way come on now just lay down beautiful and now we'll just click buttons until I find a new seed somewhere three hours later so I haven't found any seeds yet but I made a stickman that looks like he has a large case of depression poor little stick man oh no he's getting skinnier oh little stick man don't do that actually it looks like it kind of has a face on there too poor fella and the worst part is there's a ton of vegetables here for me to buy but I can't because I need whatever that thing is a token or something stupid so after using my infinitely large Brain I have planted a bunch more seeds only to realize that these stupid things dry out that means it's going to take even longer than I expected because I don't have a watering system and in order to buy a sprinkler I need to have whatever tokens this place has yeah 2000 what oh that's coins actually sprinkler hook hook side of pipes and sprinkles water boy I think I can do this because the old thing over here says the T things but then this thing says to see things so might be a bug please don't be a bug oh balls also there's corn it's got the lump with the knobs and the juice Ah that's what I need right here a watering can buy it why can't I buy a watering can I just steal it I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna just use this for a while thank you why can I steal a watering can just uh it's mine now thank you I wonder if I can just drive into the ocean and fill it up oh invisible whoa go stay high there stay on there little watering can oh don't roll away forever I miss you all right how did this work you're kidding me it's literally watering each individ and there's four oh oh what is this game I love how there's like a million fish hanging out here at the Jeweler shop because like I built this weird machine last time that built up like automatic fishing but I don't remember how to turn it on so yeah that happened I wonder if I could sell this to the fellas and they'll be like hey I'll get trinkets no they give me money I don't have any soup dude you want a fish I can teach man to fish and I'll feed him for a lifetime open up oh he didn't eat it after a long and painful Adventure I finally have enough pipes to fill up my stupid watering can and now I can water my crops manually oh it actually has multiple levels of water juice in it really why can't I drop it you're kidding me right meow fine go in there there you go uh-huh okay just really why why does this game have to be so difficult all the time and now I just manually water all of these plants all by my fingers and then I come back over here come on fill it up you just feel can you fill it if I hold it does it get filled maybe a little test and then I'm gonna go insane God just drop the strip thank you got to be nice to it talk nice words I need that sprinkler I need it so bad I'm gonna go insane Oh yay more water oh yay sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle wow so much fun developers you've done you've outdone yourself this time oh these crops sure do love not getting parched so real talk I'm either incompetent which I know I am or I'm incompetent which I also know I am but I cannot get this to work the water does not want to go into the hole very well good very nice it's kind of generically heated into my little hole I dog very nice we get four Waters and then we come back over here and cry the water out oh you're kidding me these first ones are already dry again I'm going insane and I can't water these because the leaves are no way oh oh but there's red things they're oh come on red things I need you oh you're kidding me I watered that plant three times because the system's stupid but I got red things can I just grab them oh I don't have to cut down the Plant that's slightly less fun I like cutting down plants I like cutting things well I mean at least I got Tomatoes my carrots haven't figured out what they're doing in their life yet and I literally can't get anywhere in here okay note to self don't plant tomatoes on top of each other and these don't look like tomato leaves at all I wish I had somebody here to throw them at like intern he would like them he's like yay I like free food but he didn't know I'm throwing at him really hard and it hurts also where were the green tomatoes and the little little yellow flowers those are kind of fun now do I have to cut them down or do they regrow like these are science experiments we don't know the answers to I also cannot physically grab oh there we go okay note to you viewers do not plant your tomato plants literally on top of each other that's a bad idea you know it does make me wonder if I've managed to steal that watering can can I just uh borrow this long term I don't know why I didn't stop just get back and just lay down right here just sit stay no okay and then just write down there why are you so incompetent maybe it doesn't want to be still only accept yeah I'm sure you do I'm just going away all right a diet theft system there has not been implemented yet if I would have thought about that like a half hour ago this would have been so much better and then we I think just put that right on there right oh amazing look at how big brain die can be when I want to be big brained and after a little more shoplifting our middle crops are being watered properly good all right so I've also shopped in a basket oh that's actually looking pretty nice and I think that's a carrot ah dang wait how do they get two carats out of a carrot hole it's a little bit weird there's three carrots in that carrot hole I think the carrots forgot out of carrot also that thing's growling like I ate Taco Bell last night buddy you're gonna be out right it's just got a case of the growlies in his gut patiently harvesting a field of carrotsby hand.com this new website I just made it up it's uh just you know I don't even know what it is just click a button drop a button click a button drop a button click a button drop a button hopefully I can get that new vehicle that allows me to harvest stuff faster I also don't know if these things regrow or if it's just like hey congratulations you've made a plant and now it's done all right I got a basket of veggies I feel like I'm whatever I was gonna say Peter Pan Peter Cottontail that's the one I think I'm about and if I run these details down somebody wants to buy them for unknown reasons maybe they're hungry they like soup or something hello yes is there anyone here that wants to buy a big carton of vegetables would you like some vegetables sir I'll buy a shiny new truck no he just wants a new truck I'm sorry I'm not buying you that would you like vegetables oh boy 400c no that's cash I don't want money I want it oh really it's a pen whatever that meant I got real money I didn't want to sell my carrots for real money I wanted the tokens and I can't even put real money in the basket that's stupid been walking around this Countryside for like 20 minutes trying to figure out where the tractor I saw is and I think it might be back in this town if I heard a tractor where would I be hiding there it is I guess that's a combine is it a combine I don't know maybe it's a harvester oh that takes 3050 monies hmm wait I mean if the other things no I can't hmm how do I even get money would you like to give me the money look at my goodness I would but that's awkward I guess well the good news is that it seems like carrots respond maybe no I guess not probably they don't respawn hmm so I've heard rumors that there's people around this city who are looking for vegetables also flight patterns to Spain and this lady right here is in dire need of four beautiful tomatoes I think here have some Tomatoes yeah yeah yeah I just how do you do you want him you want oh oh yeah it is the two in a basket or a man I mean this paper says an item super requirements is she gives I don't even know how this works seriously just eat your stupid tomato oh you know I'll give you the whole basket you don't want those either you still he's so entitled so I guess I'll just go shoplift a nice empty and actually you know what we have money here I think we do now to buy a soup bowl then I'll take that stupid soup bowl I'll flop it on the floor I'll dump up I dump things onto the floor next to it shove it inside the bowl which you get would you please you're just you're embarrassing me right now get your stupid ugly round red self never mind you know what pour a cooktop into the bowl the grit some soup I have to build a kitchen I guess that's how it is so I guess I get to buy the stove and probably the cooking pot and then a big stabby boy and then whatever this thing is hopefully that doesn't need power but it looks terrifying and maybe a few more empty soup bowls I don't really know how this works but we're gonna figure it out together all right buy all that stuff I also have a few items to build a house with gotta pick up my dirty tomatoes that fell on the floor so if we have our ugly little garden over there I should be able to grab this stuff and make the kitchen right next to it I want to put floor pieces down oh nice up down good boy we gotta make it nice and sanitary in here don't we oh we have a stove sure don't know how it works but I'm happy I have a new oh it just literally started on fire okay cool and then we have a table that I bought for purposes there's a cooking pot that goes on top of it sort of I mean it's getting warm and junk that's kind of cool there's also the seed machine I think we just put raw things into it and then we get seeds out also it needs water that's annoying all right so let's take one of these Tomatoes I don't know do we put it in here what does it do we just have tomato inside the pot you guys have already watched a bunch of videos of this and you're like hey Blitz you're dumb I'm like I know so what happens if I use a stabby boy oh neat okay stabby boy does stabby boy go in a bowl nope not particularly stab your boy Go in the soup hot maybe I need water in the Soup pot why aren't there any instructions how to make this work or you know I have that famous scenario where YouTubers are just entirely blind and I need to cut the four tomatoes rather than just giving it to her also she wants a soup bowl but I mean the rod tomato or the cut Tomatoes don't want to go into the soup bowl so I'm not really sure what's happening with that unless that's called the soup bowl no these are the soup bowls yeah empty soup bowl pour a cooking pot into the bowl to create some soup is it literally just four cut why gravity here go home okay if I put the tomatoes in the Tomato thing do I need to make soup let's see let's add some water juice to it here have some water in your soup oh it got wet is that okay we have tomato soup this is gonna work also no because you didn't get fine and then we stand here oh hot dang it made tomato soup now does she want one tomato soup or does she want four tomato soups I don't care she's getting four wait never mind because I think I made an entire it's empty now okay hopefully that's what she wanted knock knock doordash got some uh tomato soup nice bisque for you is this what you want you spit it out oh how dang she drank it and I got tokens T15 neat now where are you going I'm gonna run over you did I say it all loud I mean that was a that was a thought to myself but uh I mean when in Rome right just uh back this up a little bit and then just wait for her to get on a path or slightly off a path that's fine too baby it's the most favorite thing in this game right now it also turns out if we grab a map we can see a couple little exclamation Parts everyone with an explanation part exclamation I can't words right that is a quest we can do so I gotta go over there and I grab these two already then I'll go over to best you can keep and get that one even though it's a really long run I don't want to go over there I just have to and if I put it on my tailgate like that and zoom in I can kind of figure out where I'm going but it kind of blocks my visibility but that's fine because I'm just gonna drive over mountain and fly to my destination or not and okay that was kind of exciting thankfully Pinocchio here wants four tomatoes too dude you need a nose job that thing got all sorts of messed up give me that out of my way sir oh the bridge got in my way instead excuse me oh he's back for your round two nice so we'll make up a little bit more soup Graham here hot dang one six carrots and a tomato in there and everyone else just want Cuts tomatoes so we'll generically pick a carrot throw it on the floor because it's easier than picking it up floating on the table that looks nice and then I'll indiscriminately take my Cleaver and murder every single one of them because I have Tendencies or something we'll grab a red squishy boy and throw that on the ground and cleave that as well and it's easier to work on the floor like I said in the past so let's just grab the carrots and just eat them into the thing wow wow go home tomato you're drunk yeah it was like six carrots in a tomato I did it right why do you do this to me you stupid thing you're not supposed to bounce like that too three four five six there's a tomato in already only one of them flick drop click drop that's not quite right click drop click drop click drop click drop okay that worked stupid soup you gotta put in the vegetables before you start cooking it I'm gonna take this stuff we're gonna throw it over here kind of give it to the dog no I don't know why a dog would like carrot soup and then fill that up so I've got a truckload of more soup to deliver to these pointless villagers you know what I think we should have made a restaurant where they come and get soup from me rather than me having to do this whole artisanal strawberry bisque sort of gourmet thing I don't care about that but I hope you enjoy spit because there's plenty of it in there oh yeah I'm glad you liked it it was worth 11 11 11 fake dollars you know if we didn't accidentally shoplift all of those sprinklers they cost 2 000 each after an hour and a half I'm at 26 so that's stupid then we have this man here who's just squatting in my house yeah blitz's house keep out do you not understand that Dave Carl bill whatever your name is oh you wanted the fancy soup that I messed up twice making hey have that enjoy your spit as well thank you oh you're welcome oh boy coins a jerk just threw the plate on the ground he couldn't even brought it back to my house so I guess I'm gonna go around town delivering nice hot Panera soup for the next few hours to get some tokens that don't really seem to matter too much if you'd like to see more hygiene let me know Down Below in the comments and tell me what I should do next also keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time I'd also like to thank all of my channel members and patrons help supporting the channel including autodave and Dicky J Teddy hippies Destructo man General Harris Trent m Joe B zarnoff axer rail VC engineer with a good Eagle art Deegan sarcasm or expensive tea whiskey Duggar rules 2.0 Scout chess accordion Rob the king bread 88 30 o'clock one Brad W Sylvia cat Steven D dredge

Channel: Blitz

Views: 311,816

Keywords: blitz, blitz plays, blits, blitz hydroneer, hydroneer blitz, hydroneer gameplay, hydroneer ep 1, hydroneer mods, hydroneer mod, hydroneer gems value, hydroneer modded, hydroneer multiplayer, hydroneer intern, hydroneer interndotgif, interndotgif hydroneer, hydroneer coop, hydroneer multiplayer update, hydroneer, hydroneer machines, hydroneer sorting machines, hydroneer big machine, hydroneer farming, hydroneer farming update

Id: UL-q-XxLfo8

Length: 19min 25sec (1165 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 09 2022