I Gave Pokemon in Smash their Canon Stats

Pokemon is one of the most iconic and represented series on smash's roster despite their presence though they're not portrayed canonically accurate at all they got a legendary being considered mid-tier in the middle evolution Pokemon considered top tier it's actually a crime and so to have Justice I hired modern woo boy to make every Pokemon in Smash have their canonical stats we made their HP reflect their weight attack and special attack equal to the damage they deal defense equal to the damage taken special defense equal to roll distance and speed equal to their attack speed and movement speed we even added Pokemon skins over other characters to get a better look at canonical Pokemon in Smash me and my pal little Z started with spinning a wheel to play random Pokemon and save some of our favorites for the ending Pokemon battle here's how it went alrighty Zach since you're the guest imma let you I'm Gonna Roll for you first you ready spin the wheel yes I'm ready I kind of want incinerole that's who I'm going for oh come on oh wait I'm thinking smash Pikachu okay wait does my Pikachu have a light ball equipped I don't think so no no abilities no items no please [Applause] I'm excited bro I'm grateful for this [ __ ] choices we got oh I would have been so sad if I got Pikachu Pikachu really doesn't have a lot going for it like he is way too [ __ ] busted in the anime because in Pokemon his face stats are trash really only got speed going for him now and it's decent at best Mewtwo is the OG legendary show of course he's gonna beat Ash here his speed and attack are great while his special attack is Bonkers so yeah definitely do not get hit by Shadow Ball oh okay I'm already noticing myself be a little slower but Pikachu still got his like he's small he's got good Frame data I think oh my God oh oh my gosh oh that's delicious thank God I didn't get Pichu does he still have self damage as well as trash stats yeah that attacks that looking pretty good from YouTube actually what the [ __ ] I didn't realize oh that makes sense oh this is awesome bro oh that didn't just do yeah like 50 damage I'm on 125. yeah yeah it's oh did we expect to go any other way the Mewtwo Mains could finally stop complaining about the tail hitbox all right uh technical difficulties but now Zach is the one spinning so yep Zach if you could spin for yourself oh no I can rig it okay come on give me decidueye or incineroar come on Final Evo incidental oh that's good that's good Lucario is actually pretty impossible yeah Lucario is pretty much a pseudo legendary okay come on Pichu I don't want a little baby no no babies Charizard works Lucario is pretty much unchanged in smashed since he has decent stats for everything except attacking special attack which are above average and so I'm kind of scared since I didn't account for the aura buff in Smash but uh we'll see how it goes Charizard being iconic as he is is actually pretty similar to how he would be for smash except the physical attacks are now slightly weaker and his flame breath is gonna be stronger I know Lucario's got high attack and special attack I think he's pretty fast but also you know he does rely oh my God yeah it kills a 60 Center Stage seems a little bit crazy the only thing Charizard has going for him is a high special attack but you just keep falling out that noise he has enemy powers that protect him even when he's about to lose I'm spinning again me first yep you first anything about Pichu I think I'll be happy with oh no no wait a legendary hoopa and you are oh oh beautiful doesn't matter Aegis slash is broken but hone Edge is like a kitchen knife that's nothing a character like Lucas who has a majority of his moves to be considered special moves makes him the perfect character to utilize hoopa's phenomenal special attack stack although crime as a sword and can avoid being exploited from honage's awful special attack stat he must unfortunately suffered the abysmal speed stat that honest carries like can you please just do some moves all right now I didn't play too much competitive when Hooper was in but I'm pretty sure it's a really strong special attacker with pretty fast speed uh and 31 off each PK Fire yeah dude he's so [ __ ] slow oh my God gosh now is that a that's a special attacking at full speed oh my God this is awful let's go all right we're doing damage grab he's off stage no I I'm dead I have the worst Direction speed might affect a roll distance just a little bit that's your special defense stat yeah it affects us oh my goodness oh my God that's so crazy all right let's try another special attack you know what hold on I actually am very curious about PK freeze and I'm not gonna win this so go here oh okay I'm just dead anyway wow that that was a pretty good matchup for me legendary versus uh first stage all right that was a good time I I enjoyed the high special defense honestly I'm glad man I'm glad I'm glad you enjoyed it camping and rolling God special attackers are just actually campers in this let's go oh nice all right come on let's see what you got it's got to be peachy by now oh that's good that's good I'll work with it super fast what what is Gengar on he's on uh he's on Wario you'll like that oh nice Gengar having a mid attack but a stellar special attack means Wario's signature move is gonna cheat harder than it already does Greninja is impressively fast and so his run speed and speed of his move will be notably faster dude wait we're both Pokemons with our tongues out so we could actually just make out right here yeah oh French kissing gengar's attack stat is like maybe 40. it's real Mario like I'm gonna be really fast but Wario has all physical moves so except for one bro except for one big special move okay the Gengar combos kind of go crazy dude you're doing like Chic damage oh yeah I did 20. yes what the hell he does not impossible the way I just realized I can't kill you you're leaving all these moves you ain't gonna make these white noises bro it's so cursed I got the I got the speed um I might just Camp you out I need to win with waft we know there's no other way I'm winning this so I might as well just freaking Camp you you know what I'll give you one free what when you fully charge because I'm very curious to see how it's like no no no I don't need free handouts no okay this game of Russian roulette with Pichu is getting scarier and scary it literally is now not for me yes yes so fortunate I told you not for me I I wanted it all right let's just take that off to make sure that you got a higher chance of rolling Peach come on bullying oh my God we're good all right all right that's not bad this is where I got either average stats or great stats and so we're gonna see Falco definitely benefit from it incinero already hits howahard in Smash that was hits will hurt here though his biggest buff will actually be towards his speed since before he was the slowest character in Smash oh my God okay recovery honestly I'm not noticing much of a speed increase he's like Karen trying to get to the supermarket before closing that fast no way oh I've seen the influence I have I I can't do this I'll give you another shot never mind never mind there we go okay okay did you how did you know okay okay we're good I'm so scared attack please I'm so scared actually oh I run okay okay here we go come on caught him again oh the Russian Roulette bro why I have a quarter chance of Pichu but if I don't get it then you have a one-third chance of getting yep you gotta attack yes oh yes sir Shifu Good luck Nick please not Pichu just anyone put him baby Nikki oh little all right well this match is gonna last 10 seconds wait is it a Shifu over like Ryu though yeah so you actually got a chance my reuse I don't know trust me I do not have a chance here come on little guy I believe or is she for having the attacks that he does on real means you'll probably die to short reuking at 60. P2 is a little baby and so he got little baby stats the worst overall stat in this whole ass roster two at 15 defense yeah uh good luck taking even the stock with him all right wait before we start before we start okay can I can you do a true input sure you can okay I'm just very curious to see how much that does right off the bat uh yeah that was that was good research okay should we just play a two-stock match oh why what a good uh yeah that put you up to 120. dude he's so slow too oh yeah it's kind of Speedy legendary Ryu kind of going hard oh my God when did you get so good at Rio bro you know it does help when I can kill you at zero percent but also all skill all right let's see what we got all right I would like a zero Aurora uh preferably uh lucky whoa what am I right sorry it was not too bad as well zeroara is very Speedy his stats giving him enough juice to make Wolf the second fastest and Smash Bros behind that one guy Serena has some great attack stats but weak special attack which actually works perfect on Bayonetta I don't know about Serena over Bao like I know they're both kind of like it's the legs look at that yeah it's like it's like anyone else too much how did you do that the legendary wolf goes kind of crazy as well there we go baby that attacks that all right good attack steps oh he's actually crazy oh man I would play wolf if he was like this in Smash Bro he'd be [ __ ] uh banned so you would not believe him is he still better than Steve let's see this man actually so we ball bro we ball okay oh great okay hold on nope nope oh okay why that was perfect you were about to get spiked out of your mind it's out of the way bro so it all comes down to this does it yes exactly that was just for funds he's like we were just messing around horsing around for for a show this is what matters are six chosen Pokemon are gonna face off and the winner of this is the grand champion in the Pokemon League Ivysaur being a middle Evolution has overall middle of the road stats so he's just a slightly Nerf version as to how he is in Smash Maggie always scared me as a kid in the anime but in Pokemon and smash I got nothing to worry about attack being 80 is decent but his overall stats are lackluster uh what's gonna say is it just me or did Mickey also scare you as a kid nah Maggie's pretty chill I can see how he would scare you though look at his gameplay is this gameplay scaring you as well oh your monkey's special defense is leaving something to be desired did you see that I just run up and hit me as I'm trying to show off your [ __ ] mind oh I didn't [Music] name oh here you are that was Brave that was great but not enough baby so you live with someone good at us listen we have that one character that's gonna get steamrolled Chandelier's attack chat takes away Rob's biggest strength with early side B kills but a fantastic special attack means his laser and Gyro are now stupider than they were before listen all I'll say is good luck with Chandler he's very interesting how the [ __ ] is he like he's like I'm three oh I have high special attack what the hell am I doing I'm using the wrong moves to kill you finally Jesus do you have one grab range with special attack or any stat nope nope it's all skills God I cannot play in this [ __ ] leg Yeah it's a broth yeah it's all right man I think there's not one expression in Smash how's it go it's like we obtained those or something like that all right I'm just gonna play Ampharos and spam Ambrose having a solid special attack means Yoshi's eggs are gonna hit different here well I I'm confused I'm not confused but I'm wondering why you chose Ampro instead of all the possibilities like are you an emperor uh because yeah I'm a fan of Ampharos not quite when it's on Yoshi and well I got special attack so I guess I'm throwing Electro balls all game yeah that's pretty okay okay you're moving yo this is n't combined yes okay come on take one stock come on come on maybe one more baby one more baby we both just started spamming no let's go Ivy we needed that we needed that bro your eggs are [ __ ] rotten at this point they are still as hell gotta get the egg kill never mind yeah we'll just finish it like that Ivy did me so nice Bulbasaur my favorite Pokemon of all time so his older brother he did nice Squirtle is a little baby but is surprisingly consistent with all the stats granted they're not very good but better than I expected all right little baby Squirtle I guess now it's my turn to sit in the back seat oh dude yeah I hate to see it you self-destruct bro you self-destruct oh no what is that all right you got it you got it okay if we only lose one if I can stay with Ambrose we're not looking too bad oh that egg dude uh this is the best I've ever felt about playing bloody Yoshi and camping and I'm like whoa come on eggs no there's not good we're it's pretty much over here pretty much over with the eggs come on snipe oh okay that's the frame trap dude you're gonna get egged oh what do you call it electro ball Oh Brother since I picked a good character we're kind of bringing it back so you've used your two worst ones so now I'm only two stops behind but I got a verse of real character you know I'll use this this guy or gal rather there she is as Spyro designed tinkerton is unfortunately she doesn't have the best stats however her above average special defense means she's got a solid roll distance wait why am I so tiny oh all right we ball I'm hoping because you don't have that oh my God your attack's high which means the gordos do more damage back to you as well oh my gosh what the [ __ ] well you do have high special attack because those gordos are kind of cooking you oh no no no way Ambrose turning into Mega Ampharos we're popping off relax buddy relax no no no no no no oh I use my jump that is yeah yeah okay I brought it back to only one stock in it though also I have to go Mega Swampert or Rayquaza oh do you have your you've done to your life too yeah I've only got two left oh wait I have I have including this out of four oh [ __ ] oh baby the Mega Swampert Mega swimming pool on DK is a bit much dude like DK already hits like a truck and with the attack stat he's gonna hit like a [ __ ] plane I think okay it's not gonna be too much faster I think Vegas one puts like 80 speed but the attack stat is gonna be through I'm so scared [Applause] what do you have now Blaziken or your legendary yes okay that's good at least again as Captain Falcon will be [ __ ] Bonkers with their attacks at especially if you get hit by the knee got a bit of a gen 3 Battle someone forgot their Blazer tonight though between these two who would you have chosen as your starter I I would have chosen Blaziken actually I had the level 100 Blaziken on my Pokemon Emerald as a kid well who can I say no okay okay you're not the only one okay okay yep I got a pretty damn good attack stat still oh yes come on dude the superior gen 3 starter pick all right it's a legendary dime baby dark pit is probably the most buffed character out of all with iron Valiant super solid stats across the board especially with attack special attack and speed all right we ball I don't know who the who the [ __ ] is oh my God polarized design oh my gosh that is a lot of real damage oh but we got damage too buddy we got damage too yeah you got pretty good damage where the [ __ ] okay he's my super armor on that okay with the attack stat okay and this one is whoever gets a hit first wins no that is good oh that's on Smash what [Applause] I'm on my last Pokemon luckily for me it is Rayquaza so that is a pretty good one to go out with Rayquaza is an offensive machine with this attack and special attack Stat or at least gonna turn out Justice Bonkers that was just as potentially the last battle so I must let you know we [ __ ] ball out here let's do this all right uh let me change the stage for what is potentially your last match here Zach you think you're gonna beat me with less stocks against Rayquaza yeah actually this might be a full oh my sexy it's a little too sexy yeah not just Rayquaza it's Mega Shiny Rayquaza which which I of course got legally I had a soft reset uh 45 000 times you're really trying to go for that special yeah you got the multiple jumps so I gotta kind of think of something else I think work as well requires a statue too good no there we go there we go that moves so busted oh dude you trying to murder me huh trying to end my blood come on okay we got it that Shield pressure from the downbeat that's gotta do like a hundred damage all right I'm only one stock down for the finale who do you get growled on no it's canon in the games Rayquaza comes down he stops Groudon we're good we're good Groudon is one of the most iconic legendaries with a bulky attack in defense those booted sets on Bowser out of all characters means he's gonna hit different all right Zach oh baby all right let's see that one yep yep we're gonna need a SD one oh this is a Fitting Place to fight it out as legendaries though octave okay I'm dead though okay he's kind of throwing he's kind of throwing Groudon drifting down into the abyss is uh pretty sad looking oh my gosh oh I knew you didn't have a jump you did not punish me Jordan oh what my name is Zach you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm quitting before we even see who won that match I'm leaving call me Jordan do I look like Papa why thanks for the video Nick but I would not be contacting you again [Music]

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Keywords: smash, smash bros ultimate, smash ultimate, ssbu, smash ult, persona, persona ost, smash ost, smash bros ost, mario, captain falcon, bros, tcinick, tcnick, tcnick3, elite, elite smash

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Length: 21min 30sec (1290 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 25 2023