I gave every AWFUL Smash move to one character...

around a month ago I created the concept of the worst character in the game giving him moves from the rest of the cast that are so awful and you should look bringing him to life would be a [ __ ] and you know me baby I have zero morals so with the help of Lily Lambda and woo boy Steven has arrived I'm gonna try out his moves and later play against one of the world's best smash players and see if Stevens really that hopeless all right baby here we go so wait actually first thing about Steven is that his speed is Ganon speed same with the jump height air Mobility all his stats Ganon he's a slow guy and while he looks like Donkey Kong he actually has a weight of Pichu so yep he's he's not very good already all right here we go Samus jab yep you notice how that first one didn't even hit this is this is what Stephen has to deal with fellas down till is Jigglypuff downtown and as you can see he damages himself every time he does a [ __ ] move it's great up till Pac-Man up till this one originally was supposed to be ganon's but yeah viewers you guys convinced me like Pac-Man's is just useless this does nothing no threat at least ganons will end up killing so Stephen deftel is Robbins this guy is that best tilt it's it's still not good we have the Aerials Little Neck Little Neck Little Neck Little Neck Ridley down here yep for smash attacks we have up smash Heroes I still think this is a very best match attack no hitbox don't smash is Wario he looks great four smashes zero shoot sandwiches that suppose really well but he loses his arms unfortunately for Specialists I uh that's disgusting what happens to his eye for side B we got Mario Cape uh you don't really see the cape but you know it's there that's it up B you guys convinced me I was gonna choose a little Max but popo is absolutely the worst one in the game there's nothing goes nowhere is useless and he becomes a little guy look at him he's so tidy all right fellas here's what I think is my favorite animation in the [ __ ] game Ridley's downv okay that you can't really see it well he moves right there but trust me fellas the damage is there wait wait wait hold on yeah baby oh his grabs his crap oh my gosh look at this [ __ ] grab range he becomes so tiny all right off throw this is shocks down throw it's Wario's forward throw is nessus and back throw is cheeks oh and the taunts the taunts of course very important thank you I think that's Dr Mario's cringe little Max and then cheeks all right uh I think I've seen enough so I've invited the world's best Captain Falcon fatality over to play as Steven uh the only thing is he doesn't know he's playing Steven I'm gonna tell about him right now all right Arena ID it is time actually Griffin there is no Arena to start off with the reason I invited you here today is so you can challenge me with my son Stephen I want you to play it Stephen and for every stock you take with him I will give you fifty dollars what we're gonna play five games and yeah I know exactly what I signed up for because Steven let's just stay um he's he's not the greatest character oh sweet Jesus what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you exactly 10 minutes I'm gonna put a timer okay 10 minutes for you to go on the training room and just slap Stephen out for as long as you want do whatever you want figure out his moves combos whatever it might be all right Griffin your 10 minutes timer starts now good luck come on Stephen it's time to learn gotta find your combos your kill moves your everything my dashtag damages me why wait what is that okay it doesn't have a lightning hitbox is that like Little Mac up here oh my God it's DSS forward smash oh my God you can't escort with him or uh Florida look at that scuffed ass grab animation dude what is that non-existent hitbox oh my God it's like slow Pac-Man up tilt Jesus Christ oh my God how are you supposed to do anything with this you can't even ledge trap or you just die what am I supposed to do with this five four three two one and exiting all righty if I can somehow take a game I'm gonna be so happy if you could take a gate oh my I would be embarrassed of myself dude please don't take a game please Stephen is atrocious dude oh this is so okay big sword is very very oh oh he's crazy almost oh my gosh Come on Lucina please we are not doing very well at all yeah okay okay please oh you oh you mashed out the options go crazy though that's the one advantage you have I have no idea what the movie you're doing almost got it no I think you're dead I think you're dead yes okay okay okay okay that's why I chose that move that sucks [Music] okay am I just dead I think you're dead oh my god oh why was that so close this is my main character this is my main okay well at least I could say I three stock fatality that hurts so much I never felt pain like this before all right I'll try to make it a little easier for you I'm gonna go to make it easier for me I need pain that'll make the Triumph just so much more satisfying when I can get some socks you know what's crazy despite Ganon being like easily bottom three arguably bottom one no move Steven has are from Canon yeah that is kind of funny now you mentioned it we were gonna give him up to it but that's too much of a kill move [Music] these peaches wait but the genius viewers decided on popo because that is oh let's go yo Ganon is doing so much better than lucido how do you feel about that I feel awful all right he's dead yeah why did that do better than Lucina I am not good at this game you must understand that Griffin all right let's see what you got oh no yeah we got it come on man wait how am I getting going you get in again I don't know how to play her so no we escape stop trying to dumpy me oh my God that killed okay okay oh my dad holy [ __ ] stop doing it that's actually your biggest chance of winning so I don't believe you wait no no shot no shot no shot no shot all right hit me with all those offers you want oh my God you've been tough players doing oh you're dead you're dead oh my gosh dude he's in his airline for so long okay all right okay two more fights I gotta take one just one I believe I believe all right uh Griffin yeah I would like to introduce you to uh Steven's older brother George someone tells me he's pretty good George he's not he's not crazy he's a little crazy all right so that just means if I take a stock I'm just ascended you're you're built different holy [ __ ] oh my god oh yeah okay I gotta remember I actually haven't played George in a while so he's not as good as I remember wow that went nowhere [Music] oh my God oh foreign what was that sequence you ready for the last one I I think so let's see what you got Griffin all right wait let's talk give me time that's incredible oh my gosh his grab game is awful wait yeah I have a little bit of touch here yo what if our feet connected oh I'm dead I'm dead that's one that's one oh nice nice oh yo stop I didn't oh let's go thank you you're safe yo yo do the same as Jeff come on come on save me fifty dollars no no no no [Music] so much at least I didn't get three stocks wow you played that for five games Griffin you have a lot of [ __ ] heart there dude what do you think I've been doing for like the last 14 years of solo Falcon guys if you like this um make sure to subscribe and also to check out Griffin's swell fatality Falcon got some of the hottest Falcon stuff on uh on the site so make sure to check them out in the link in the description

Channel: TCNick3

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Keywords: smash, smash bros ultimate, smash ultimate, ssbu, smash ult, persona, persona ost, smash ost, smash bros ost, mario, captain falcon, bros, tcinick, tcnick, tcnick3, elite, elite smash

Id: uy47C38KFJQ

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 14 2022